79 pacman jokes
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man use Twitter? Because he can’t stop following the ghosts!
- Why did Pac-Man break up with Ms. Pac-Man? Because she was too high-maintenance; she always wanted another quarter!
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite part of a song? The waka-waka-waka.
- Why did Pac-Man flunk his exam? He got caught in a loop.
- Why was the math book sad at the Pac-Man arcade? Because it had too many problems.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite card game? Go Fish. He’s always after those ghosts!
- Why does Pac-Man never get tired? He keeps eating power pellets.
- Why does Pac-Man never throw a party? Because he doesn’t like guests, he prefers ghosts!
- Why did the ghost break up with Pac-Man? He was just too possessive.
- Why was Pac-Man a bad real estate agent? He kept eating up the property.
- How does Pac-Man celebrate his victories? He throws Pac-parties.
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man play poker? He has a terrible poker face, always yellow with fright!
- How does Pac-Man create his To-Do list? He just follows the dots.
- Why was Pac-Man kicked out of the bakery? He wouldn’t stop eating the pie.
- How does Pac-Man stay in shape? He’s always on the run.
- What do you call it when Pac-Man takes your place? A game changer.
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man play soccer? Because every time he gets a corner, he eats it!
- Why did Pac-Man get promoted? He was always on the ball.
- What does Pac-Man eat for breakfast? Ghost Toasties.
- How does Pac-Man prepare for a race? He takes a power pellet boost.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite country? Finland, because it sounds like “Finish line.”
- How does Pac-Man stop himself from overeating? He sets a limit of 256 dots.
- Why did Pac-Man become a politician? He was great at swallowing bitter pills.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite Beatles song? “Yellow Submarine,” of course!
- Why can’t Pac-Man play hide and seek? He always follows the dots to find you.
- How does Pac-Man feel after eating a power pellet? Empowered!
- Why is Pac-Man a bad detective? Because he always goes in circles.
- What does Pac-Man use to fix his gaming console? Duct tape, it makes him feel invincible.
- What do you call Pac-Man when he’s nervous? A jitter-dot.
- How does Pac-Man ask Ms. Pac-Man out on a date? “Waka waka with me?”
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man like fast food? It runs away from him!
- Why is Pac-Man the best sprinter? Because no one can catch him!
- What’s Pac-Man’s least favorite movie? “Ghostbusters.”
- Why is Pac-Man never early? Because he’s always eating up time.
- Why does Pac-Man hate escalators? He prefers to take the maze.
- Why does Pac-Man hate magic? He can’t swallow the illusions.
- How does Pac-Man start his day? By eating a power pellet for breakfast.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones, because he loves rolling around!
- Why is Pac-Man so bad at chess? He always loses his pawns.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite dance move? The moonwalka-walka.
- Why did Pac-Man become a teacher? He wanted to connect the dots for students.
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man like gossip? He hates talking behind people’s backs, he’d rather chase them!
- What is Pac-Man’s favorite holiday? Halloween, he loves ghost hunting!
- Why did Pac-Man go to therapy? He couldn’t stop chasing his old haunts.
- How does Pac-Man pay for his groceries? With Pac-man-dough.
- Why did Pac-Man get a job in the postal service? He’s great at going in circles.
- How does Pac-Man get over a breakup? He keeps chasing after other ghosts.
- Why is Pac-Man the best at marathons? He never takes a break!
- Why does Pac-Man hate playing cards? He’s always getting dealt a bad hand.
- How did Pac-Man feel after finishing the maze? Ex-spherical.
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man play baseball? He always misses the pitch, but never misses a dot!
- Why is Pac-Man a bad chef? He eats all the ingredients before cooking them.
- What does Pac-Man say when he’s tired of the ghosts? “Give me some space to waka-waka!”
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite type of jeans? Denim with lots of loops.
- Why does Pac-Man make a good gardener? He always leaves no leaf unturned.
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man work in an office? He can’t stop eating the paper clips.
- What’s Pac-Man’s motto? “Keep Calm and Waka Waka.”
- How does Pac-Man win at tug-of-war? He eats the rope.
- What kind of music does Pac-Man like? Anything with good beats and loops.
- Why did Pac-Man go to the beach? To catch some rays and escape the maze.
- Why did Pac-Man get a ticket? He didn’t stop at the red ghost signal.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite subject in school? Ge-om-eat-ry.
- How does Pac-Man like his coffee? In a big, round mug, just like him.
- Why did Pac-Man get a job at the circus? He’s great at ring races.
- Why is Pac-Man bad at being a secret agent? He’s always spotted easily!
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man like camping? Too many bugs and not enough dots.
- Why was Pac-Man scared of the calendar? He heard its days were numbered.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite type of joke? Anything that leaves him in stitches, not in pixels.
- How does Pac-Man do in a boxing match? He’s always the reigning champ, until someone turns blue.
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man like working in a library? He can’t keep quiet, always going waka waka.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite pasta? Spaghetti, because it reminds him of mazes.
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man use GPS? He prefers following the dots.
- Why is Pac-Man always smiling? Because life is just a game to him.
- Why doesn’t Pac-Man like storms? He can’t dodge lightning like he can ghosts.
- Why does Pac-Man never go on a diet? He can’t resist the power pellets.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite TV show? “Game of Thrones,” because he’s the king of his own game.
- How does Pac-Man light his house? With a power pellet lamp.
- Why did Pac-Man stop playing football? He kept eating the ball.
- What’s Pac-Man’s favorite topping on a pizza? Extra cheese to make it round and yellow!