150 oreo jokes

  1. Why don’t Oreos go to the gym? They’re already in perfect shape.
  2. How do Oreos get around town? They take the cookie bus-cuit!
  3. What’s an Oreo’s favorite type of music? Crumb and Bass.
  4. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its sweet filling!
  5. Why was the Oreo a good poker player? Because it always had a poker “chip.”
  6. What did the Oreo say to the milk? “I’m really ‘dunk’ into you.”
  7. Why was the Oreo so popular at the party? Because it was so sweet to everyone!
  8. Why do Oreos never finish their race? They always crumble under pressure.
  9. What did the biscuit say to the Oreo? “I’m ‘butter’ than you.”
  10. Why don’t Oreos play hide and seek? Because they always leave crumbs!
  11. Why don’t Oreos ever cheat on their diet? They’re already stuffed with cream.
  12. What’s an Oreo’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, it always cracks them up!
  13. What do you call an Oreo that can play the piano? A snack-sational maestro!
  14. Why did the Oreo cookie go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues.
  15. Why are Oreos bad at tennis? Because they always double fault.
  16. Why did the Oreo get a promotion? It always takes the biscuit.
  17. Why don’t Oreos play soccer? They always crumble on the field.
  18. Why do Oreos never lose at poker? They always have a couple of aces in their packet.
  19. How do Oreos say goodbye? “Catch you on the chip side!”
  20. What do you call an Oreo in space? A ‘cookie’ moon!
  21. What’s an Oreo’s favorite planet? Mars…because it’s full of chocolate!
  22. Why did the Oreo bring a ladder to the party? Because the bar was set too high.
  23. Why do Oreos go well with ghosts? Because they’re boo-licious!
  24. What did the Oreo say to the glass of milk? “You’re my better half.”
  25. Why do Oreos make terrible detectives? They always leave evidence.
  26. What do you call a wise Oreo? A cookie that crumbles under knowledge.
  27. Why are Oreos like celebrities? Because they’re always in the spotlight.
  28. Why do Oreos never forget anything? Because they’re always packed with details.
  29. Why was the Oreo the best player on the baseball team? Because it always hits it out of the park.
  30. Why are Oreos terrible at keeping secrets? They always spill the beans…or the cream!
  31. What do you call an Oreo at the beach? A sand-wich!
  32. Why did the Oreo go to the bar? To have a little ‘crumb-panionship.
  33. What did the Oreo say to the chocolate chip cookie? “I find you ‘chipper.”
  34. How do Oreos stay cool in summer? They hang out at the cream-ery.
  35. Why do Oreos never get sunburnt? They’ve got a built-in sun block.
  36. What’s an Oreo’s life philosophy? “It’s all or muffin!”
  37. Why are Oreos always calm? They never lose their ‘cool-whip.’
  38. Why do Oreos never play cricket? They’re afraid of the ‘biscuit’ ball!
  39. How do Oreos stay in shape? They do crunches every day.
  40. Why do Oreos make good actors? They always know how to ‘roll’ with it.
  41. What’s an Oreo’s favorite dance move? The cookie twist!
  42. What do you call an Oreo that can rap? An MC Crumb.
  43. How do Oreos say goodbye at an airport? “Catch you on the ‘fly’.”
  44. Why don’t Oreos need a compass? They’re never lost in dessert.
  45. Why do Oreos make good politicians? They always know how to whip up support.
  46. Why are Oreos never late for school? They’re always ‘choco’ full of energy.
  47. What did the cookie jar say to the Oreo? “You complete me.”
  48. How do you know when an Oreo is sad? It loses its sweet filling.
  49. Why do Oreos make terrible bank robbers? They leave too many crumbs behind.
  50. Why was the Oreo a great philosopher? It was always contemplating the ‘cookie’ of life.
  51. What do you call an Oreo that likes to swim? A biscuit buoy.
  52. How do Oreos relax after a long day? They take a ‘crumb’ bath.
  53. What’s an Oreo’s favorite movie? “Gone with the ‘whisk’.”
  54. Why do Oreos never tell lies? They’re too easy to ‘read.’
  55. What do you call an Oreo magician? A “crumb-jurer.”
  56. Why are Oreos always well dressed? They have a sense of ‘crumb’fort.
  57. What’s an Oreo’s favorite TV show? “Game of Cones.”
  58. Why do Oreos make great friends? They never sugarcoat the truth.
  59. What do you call an Oreo astronaut? A “crumb-sonaut.”
  60. What’s an Oreo’s favorite sport? ‘Crumb’-ling.
  61. What do Oreos use to fix everything? Ductape…err, I mean ‘duct-ape.’
  62. Why do Oreos make terrible lawyers? They’re always on the ‘dough’fensive.
  63. What do you call an Oreo that’s good at math? A smart ‘cookie.’
  64. Why do Oreos love winter? Because they can chill out!
  65. Why don’t Oreos give speeches? They crumble under public speaking.
  66. What do you call a famous Oreo? A ‘celeb-crumb.’
  67. What’s an Oreo’s favorite book? “The Great Crumbsby.”
  68. Why do Oreos never get angry? They always keep their ‘cool.’
  69. What do you call an Oreo who’s a superhero? Captain ‘Ameri-crumb.’
  70. What do you call an Oreo that’s a detective? Sher-crumb Holmes.
  71. Why do Oreos hate summer? They risk melting away.
  72. Why don’t Oreos go on diets? They don’t want to lose their ‘filling.’
  73. Why are Oreos good at poker? They have a great ‘poker chip’ face.
  74. What do you call an Oreo that can sing? A ‘pitch’ perfect cookie.
  75. Why are Oreos bad at secrets? Their fillings always show.
  76. What’s an Oreo’s favorite chess piece? The ‘rook’-ie.
  77. What do Oreos use to write? A ‘crumb’-cil.
  78. Why do Oreos never go to school? They’re already too smart…cookie.
  79. Why do Oreos love parties? They’re always the center of a-‘crumb’-tion.
  80. Why don’t Oreos go camping? They’re scared of s’more competition.
  81. What do Oreos wear to a wedding? A ‘choco’late tuxedo.
  82. Why do Oreos make poor gardeners? They can’t handle the ‘choco’late soil.
  83. How does an Oreo say sorry? It ‘crumbles’ with apologies.
  84. Why do Oreos love playing chess? They’re always ready for ‘check’-mate.
  85. Why are Oreos great story tellers? They have layers of tales.
  86. Why do Oreos make poor boxers? They always throw soft punches.
  87. What do you call a group of Oreos? A ‘crumb’-munity.
  88. What’s an Oreo’s favorite game? ‘Crumb’-opoly.
  89. Why do Oreos always get lost? They take the ‘scenic’ route.
  90. Why don’t Oreos work as bakers? They’d eat all the dough.
  91. Why do Oreos make terrible musicians? They always break the ‘record.’
  92. Why are Oreos like stars? They light up every room.
  93. What’s an Oreo’s favorite city? New ‘York.’
  94. Why don’t Oreos play basketball? They’re afraid of the dunk.
  95. Why are Oreos the best cookies? They’ve got the competition ‘whipped.’
  96. What do you call an Oreo that’s a poet? A ‘rhyme’-crumb.
  97. What’s an Oreo’s favorite Broadway show? “Les Miser-crumb.”
  98. Why do Oreos never fight? They’re all about ‘peace’ of cake.
  99. What’s an Oreo’s favorite animal? A ‘crumb’-bat.
  100. Why do Oreos make great friends? They’re always there when you crumble.
  101. Why don’t Oreos like the cinema? Too many trailers before the ‘sweet’ action.
  102. What’s an Oreo’s favorite magic trick? Pulling a rabbit out of a cookie jar.
  103. Why don’t Oreos work in sales? They’re too sweet for business.
  104. What’s an Oreo’s favorite theme park? ‘Crumb’-eyland.
  105. Why do Oreos make bad basketball players? They can’t handle the ‘crunch’ time.
  106. Why do Oreos never play football? They can’t take a ‘hit.’
  107. What’s an Oreo’s favorite country? Switzer-‘land.’
  108. Why do Oreos like meditation? It helps them find their inner ‘peace.’
  109. Why do Oreos make great detectives? They never let any case ‘crumble.’
  110. What do you call an Oreo’s autobiography? “Life of ‘Pie’.”
  111. What’s an Oreo’s favorite ride? The ‘whip.’
  112. Why are Oreos the best at hide and seek? They know all the ‘sweet’ spots.
  113. Why are Oreos never the suspect? They’re too sweet to be guilty.
  114. Why don’t Oreos like math? They’re more into ‘pie.’
  115. Why do Oreos always win at video games? They have the best ‘cheat’ codes.
  116. What’s an Oreo’s favorite workout? ‘Crunches.’
  117. What’s an Oreo’s favorite TV channel? The ‘food’ network.
  118. Why do Oreos hate marathons? They get tired halfway ’round.’
  119. Why do Oreos never take a bath? They prefer a milk bath.
  120. Why are Oreos always happy? They’re stuffed with joy.
  121. Why do Oreos never get bored? They’re always ‘baked’ with fun.
  122. Why do Oreos always bring a map? They don’t want to ‘crumble’ around.
  123. Why are Oreos the best dancers? They have the best ‘cookie’ moves.
  124. Why do Oreos make great artists? They always draw a ‘crowd.’
  125. Why are Oreos the best listeners? They’re always ‘all ears.’
  126. Why do Oreos always carry an umbrella? They’re scared of a ‘downpour’ of milk.
  127. What’s an Oreo’s favorite outfit? A ‘crumb’-er bun.
  128. Why do Oreos never skydive? They’re afraid of falling ‘crumbs.’
  129. Why do Oreos make the best partners? They always ‘bake’ you happy.
  130. What do you call an Oreo in a zoo? A ‘crumb’-le of joy.
  131. Why don’t Oreos swim in the ocean? They prefer the milk sea.
  132. Why do Oreos never miss a beat? They’re always in ‘rhythm.’
  133. Why do Oreos always pay their taxes? They’re afraid of being in the ‘dough.’
  134. Why do Oreos never get promoted? They’re always ‘underbaked.’
  135. Why do Oreos love fashion shows? They always steal the ‘runway.’
  136. Why are Oreos always ready for a picture? They’re never ‘out of focus.’
  137. Why do Oreos make terrible golfers? They’re always in the ‘sand’ trap.
  138. What do you call an Oreo that’s a doctor? A ‘crumb’-ologist.
  139. Why don’t Oreos play tennis? They’re afraid of the ‘serve.’
  140. Why do Oreos always stay inside? They’re ‘home’-baked.
  141. Why do Oreos love a good joke? It makes them ‘crumb’ up with laughter.
  142. Why do Oreos never forget their homework? They’re ‘smart cookies.’
  143. Why do Oreos make bad drivers? They always ‘brake’ too late.
  144. Why do Oreos love yoga? It helps them ‘stretch’ their sweetness.
  145. Why do Oreos never go broke? They’re always ‘stacked.’
  146. Why don’t Oreos like horror movies? They always ‘jump’ out of their wrappers.
  147. Why do Oreos love to travel? They’re always on a ‘roll.’
  148. Why do Oreos always follow the rules? They don’t want to ‘crumble’ under pressure.
  149. Why do Oreos make the best students? They’re always ‘top of the batch.’
  150. Why don’t Oreos need motivation? They’re already ‘self-raised.’

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