150 island jokes
- Why don’t islands ever get lost? Because they know their place in the sea.
- What do you call an island that loves to play chess? Kings Island.
- Why did the island break up with the ocean? Because it needed some space.
- What’s the favorite music of islands? Rock!
- Why did the tomato turn red on the island? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What kind of island does a chef hate? A dessert island.
- Why are islands always friendly? They always wave back!
- What’s an island’s favorite drink? Mountain Dew, because they love a good peak!
- What kind of island do cows love? A mooo-ldives.
- Why did the island never get bored? It enjoyed the current company.
- Why don’t secrets exist on islands? Because the waves always spill the beans!
- Why did the island go on a diet? It had too much sand-witch.
- What kind of island is always in a hurry? Rush-more!
- What kind of island do you always find in a kitchen? A countertop!
- Why did the comedian move to an island? He wanted to be outstanding in his “sand-field.”
- What kind of islands do rocks like? The rolling stones!
- Why do islands never play hide and seek? Because they always peak!
- What does an island wear to a party? A sand-suit!
- What do you call an island that’s always up late? A night-key.
- What do you call an island that’s a great detective? An investigator.
- Why did the island fail the exam? It didn’t stay current!
- Why did the island visit the doctor? It felt a bit under the weather.
- What do you call an island filled with cats? A purr-adise.
- What do you call an island full of snakes? A Hiss-paniola.
- Why don’t islands ever lie? Because the sea can see through them.
- What do you call an island that’s into fashion? Chic-ago.
- What do islands use to fix anything? Island wrenches!
- What’s the best way to weigh an island? In sea-scales!
- What’s an island’s favorite vegetable? A pump-kinabalu.
- What kind of island do bakers love? A Scone-y Island.
- Why did the island get a ticket? It didn’t keep in its own lane.
- Why are islands the best at games? They have the home sea advantage!
- What’s an island’s favorite dance? The sea-shanty shuffle.
- What’s an island’s favorite place to shop? The mall-dives!
- How do you find an island’s age? Check its palm lines!
- Why are islands the best storytellers? They have deep tales to tell.
- Why don’t islands get cold? They have their own sea-son!
- How do islands communicate? Through wave lengths!
- Why did the island go to therapy? It had abandonment issues.
- What type of music does an island like? Surf rock.
- What’s an island’s favorite sport? Surfing, it’s all about the wave game!
- What do you call an island full of dogs? Bark-bados.
- Why did the island go to school? To become a brain coral.
- What do you call an island that’s a master painter? An arti-choke.
- What’s an island’s favorite type of bread? Sand-wich bread!
- What do you call a forgetful island? An absent-atoll.
- What do you call an island filled with lizards? A Liz-bon.
- Why are islands always happy? They sea the good in everything.
- What kind of island is always underdressed? St. Bart’s.
- Why are islands the best at hide and seek? They always sand out!
- What’s an island’s favorite candy? A coral bar.
- How do you describe an indecisive island? On the fence about the sea.
- What do you call an island that’s always on time? Clock-atoll.
- What’s an island’s favorite movie? Beaches.
- Why don’t islands ever go to the gym? They’re already ripped (with currents).
- What’s an island’s favorite game? Shore-ades.
- What’s the name of the island that’s always arguing? Debatable.
- What do you call an island that’s a great singer? A Notey.
- Why don’t islands ever gamble? They hate to lose their sand.
- What kind of island is always in trouble? Mis-chief.
- What do you call a very small island? A mini-layas.
- What do you call an island that always agrees with you? A Yes-land.
- Why don’t islands ever play sports? They’re afraid of getting benched.
- What do you call a lazy island? A lay-Zanzibar.
- What do you call a popular island? A trend-sea spot.
- Why don’t islands ever take a day off? They’re always on duty free!
- What’s an island’s favorite card game? Go Fish.
- What do you call an island full of criminals? Alcat-raz.
- What do you call an island that’s full of bugs? An insect-opia.
- Why are islands so confident? They’re always shore of themselves.
- What do you call an island that’s a great cook? A culinary-atoll.
- What do islands use to clean their teeth? Ocean-fresh toothpaste.
- Why did the island blush? It saw the sea-weed.
- Why did the island refuse to sink? It didn’t want to go under-sea.
- What do you call an island that’s never satisfied? A Greecy place.
- What do you call a fast island? A quick-sand!
- What do islands read to stay informed? The Daily Current.
- Why did the island go to jail? It was charged with breaking the sea level.
- Why are islands always calm? They’re surrounded by peaceful waves.
- What kind of island never lies? A trust-sea spot.
- What do you call an island that’s a professional model? A Pose-idon.
- Why did the island refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand.
- What do you call an island full of bulls? A Taurean spot.
- Why do islands make terrible secret keepers? They can’t stop the tide of gossip!
- Why don’t islands ever retire? They don’t want to drift off into irrelevance.
- What do you call a humorous island? A pun-tastic place.
- What do you call an island that’s always sleeping? A nap-les.
- Why did the island get a pet bird? It wanted a tweet mate.
- What’s an island’s favorite toy? A beach ball.
- Why did the island goto the party? It wanted to shake its palm trees!
- What’s an island’s favorite type of party? A beach party.
- Why are islands so organized? They keep everything in bay.
- Why don’t islands like fast food? They prefer slow food, like sea snails!
- What do you call an island with a lot of springs? A Bounce-aire.
- What type of math do islands like? Geo-graphy.
- What’s an island’s favorite fashion accessory? Sand-als!
- Why did the island join the circus? It wanted to be a shell-ebrity.
- What’s an island’s favorite type of cake? Beach plum.
- Why are islands such good musicians? They have a natural key!
- Why did the island get a computer? It wanted to surf the web!
- What’s an island’s favorite car? A Ford Escape.
- What do you call an island that’s a math genius? A Calc-u-lagoon.
- What’s an island’s favorite type of dog? A Shih Tsu-nami!
- Why did the island win the award? It was outstanding in its “reef.”
- Why do islands love going to the theater? They’re into sand-dramas.
- What’s an island’s favorite flower? A sun-flora.
- Why are islands such good runners? They always get a sea-breeze!
- What do you call an island that’s a celebrity? Star-bados.
- What’s an island’s favorite book? “War and Pisces.”
- Why did the island go to the casino? It wanted to hit the jackpot.
- What do you call an island full of bunnies? A Hop-ical place.
- Why don’t islands ever get surprised? They keep up with the current events.
- Why did the island join a choir? It wanted to hit the high seas!
- What do you call an island full of cats? A meow-tain.
- Why did the island invest in stock markets? It wanted a sea of wealth!
- What’s an island’s favorite type of coffee? A brew-tiful blend.
- Why do islands make great detectives? They always go with the flow of evidence.
- What’s an island’s favorite type of pizza? A Pisa with extra cheese!
- Why did the island get into politics? It wanted to make waves in the system.
- What do you call an island that’s always eating? A chew-lagoon.
- What do you call an island full of sheep? A Baa-hamas.
- Why did the island take up dancing? It wanted to do the salsa-lito.
- What do islands use to write? Pen-insulas!
- What do you call an island that’s a great actor? A Drama-nican Republic.
- Why did the island join a band? It wanted to rock and roll with the waves.
- What do you call an island full of monkeys? A primate paradise.
- Why did the island take up painting? It wanted to create a sea-nes.
- What do you call an island with a lot of trees? A Plant-agonia.
- Why did the island start a business? It wanted to sea profit.
- What’s an island’s favorite kind of tea? A chamomile-coast blend.
- Why did the island go on a date? It wanted to find its other half.
- What do you call an island that’s a great teacher? An edu-Cayman.
- Why did the island go to the spa? It needed a break from the sea-saw of life.
- What do you call an island full of birds? A flappers’ reef.
- Why did the island apply for a loan? It wanted to shore up its finances.
- What do you call an island that loves books? A Read-ef.
- What’s an island’s favorite type of music festival? A band-camp.
- Why do islands make great poets? They have a way with waves.
- What do you call an island that’s always relaxed? A chill-ippines.
- Why are islands good at playing poker? They have a great poker beach face.
- What do you call an island full of rats? A Rat-otonga.
- Why did the island go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped tides!
- What do you call an island that’s a great dancer? A Twist-anzania.
- What’s an island’s favorite type of jokes? Beach bums!
- Why are islands such good friends? They always have your bay-ck.
- What do you call an island full of spiders? A web-atoll.
- Why do islands hate winter? They’re not fans of the ice-olation.
- What’s an island’s favorite type of movie? A sea-quel.
- What do you call an island that loves gardening? A Green-land.
- Why did the island win the award? Because it was a shore thing!