57+ iphone jokes

  1. Why did the iPhone go to therapy? Because it lost its connection.
  2. How does an iPhone propose? “Will you accept my Bluetooth connection forever?”
  3. What do you call an iPhone that plays the trumpet? A ‘horns-app’!
  4. Why did the iPhone wear glasses? It lost all its contacts!
  5. Why don’t iPhones ever get lost? Because they always call home!
  6. Why did the iPhone go to school? It had a lot of problems to solve!
  7. Why did the iPhone break up with its charger? It said, “I can’t keep giving you energy if you never return the favor.”
  8. Why did the iPhone go to the concert? It heard the band had great ‘cell’!
  9. Why did the smartphone become an iPhone? It needed a change of ‘screenery’!
  10. Why did the iPhone visit the dentist? It had ‘bluetooth’!
  11. What do you call an iPhone that can sing? iTune!
  12. Why couldn’t the iPhone find its way home? It lost its Apple Maps!
  13. Why was the iPhone cold at the party? It left its Windows open.
  14. Why did the iPhone apply for a job? It wanted to make more ‘cents’!
  15. What’s an iPhone’s favorite type of music? ‘Ring’ & Roll!
  16. Why do iPhones make terrible storytellers? They only give you the short ‘message’!
  17. What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
  18. Why do iPhones never get tired? They’re always in ‘sleep mode’!
  19. Why don’t iPhones have a bedtime? They’re already equipped with a ‘night mode’!
  20. What’s an iPhone’s favorite vegetable? The ‘call’-iflower!
  21. What’s an iPhone’s favorite exercise? The ‘call’-isthenics!
  22. What do you call a iPhone in the desert? Lost, it can’t find its Apple Maps.
  23. How do iPhones say goodbye? “See you on the next charge!”
  24. Why are iPhones like Star Wars Jedi? They both use the ‘Force Touch’!
  25. Why did the iPhone visit the jungle? It wanted to meet the ‘call’ of the wild!
  26. Why did the iPhone stay at home? It didn’t want to ‘hang up’!
  27. Why was the iPhone always stressed? Because it couldn’t ‘disconnect’ from work!
  28. Why are iPhones good at baseball? They always make the ‘call’!
  29. What’s an iPhone’s favorite movie? ‘Lord of the Ring-tones’!
  30. Why did the iPhone visit the library? It wanted to check out the ‘app’ section!
  31. Why don’t iPhones go to the gym? They are already ‘fit’ to their cases.
  32. Why are iPhones terrible at hide-and-seek? They’re always ringing the spot away!
  33. How does an iPhone cut its hair? ‘iClip’!
  34. Why did the iPhone go to the party? To ‘face-time’ with friends!
  35. Why did the iPhone go to the beach? It wanted to take a ‘screen’shot of the sunset!
  36. Why was the iPhone feeling blue? It was out of data!
  37. What does an iPhone wear to a fancy party? A ‘tech’-sedo!
  38. Why was the iPhone so brave? It always took ‘charge’!
  39. Why couldn’t the iPhone keep a secret? It was always ‘speaking’ out!
  40. What does an iPhone eat for lunch? ‘App’-le pie!
  41. Why was the iPhone a great detective? It always kept its ‘cell’ on the case!
  42. How does an iPhone get its news? By ‘streaming’!
  43. What’s an iPhone’s favorite type of jeans? ‘Boot up’!
  44. Why did the iPhone go to the zoo? It wanted to see the call-me-leons!
  45. Why do iPhones never argue? They just ‘sync’ their differences!
  46. What did the iPhone say to its lover? “You auto-complete me!”
  47. Why don’t iPhones make good comedians? They take everything ‘Siri’-ously!
  48. What is an iPhone’s favorite city? ‘App’-lanta!
  49. How does an iPhone plan its day? It always starts with a ‘wake-up call’!
  50. What’s an iPhone’s favorite day of the week? ‘Sun’-day, because it gets to ‘recharge’!
  51. What did the iPhone say to the gym sock? “You’re ‘scent’-sational!”
  52. Why don’t iPhones play football? They’re afraid of getting a ‘cracked screen’!
  53. Why do iPhones hate early mornings? They aren’t fans of ‘alarms’!
  54. Why are iPhones bad at swimming? They can’t stand the ‘pools’!
  55. Why don’t iPhones work on farms? They can’t handle the ‘roaming’!
  56. What’s an iPhone’s favorite type of shoes? ‘Airpods’!
  57. Why was the iPhone a great actor? It always had good ‘cell’ delivery!
  58. What do you call a cat who swallowed an iPhone? ‘Siri’-ously ‘App’-etizing!
  59. Why are iPhones like detectives? They can ‘ring’ out the truth!
  60. Why was the iPhone a great musician? It always knew the ‘key’-pad!
  61. What’s an iPhone’s favorite pasta? ‘App’-aratus!
  62. Why did the iPhone go to the casino? It heard about the ‘jack’-pot!
  63. Why was the iPhone a good dancer? It knew all the ‘electric’ slides!
  64. Why don’t iPhones like to meditate? They can’t switch off their ‘mind’!
  65. Why did the iPhone go to art class? It wanted to learn ‘screen’ painting!
  66. Why was the iPhone a bad hockey player? It couldn’t handle the ‘ice’!
  67. Why did the iPhone become a politician? It was great at ‘networking’!
  68. What’s an iPhone’s favorite drink? Apple juice!
  69. Why did the iPhone get into a fight? It had a ‘cell’ disagreement!
  70. Why did the iPhone join the circus? It wanted to be a ‘juggling’ act!
  71. Why are iPhones great surfers? They’re always catching the ‘wave’-forms!
  72. What do you call an iPhone at the North Pole? A ‘frozen’ screen!
  73. Why was the iPhone in trouble at school? It couldn’t stop ‘texting’!
  74. Why did the iPhone go on a diet? It had too many ‘bytes’!
  75. Why was the iPhone an artist? It liked to ‘draw’ on its pad!
  76. What’s an iPhone’s favorite dance? The electric ‘slide’!
  77. Why did the iPhone go to the psychiatrist? It had a ‘phobia’ of buttons!
  78. Why did the iPhone join the gym? It wanted to work on its ‘call’-isthenics!
  79. Why did the iPhone go to the ocean? It was ‘surfing’ the web!
  80. Why was the iPhone a great gardener? It was great at ‘planting’ seeds!
  81. Why did the iPhone start a band? It was an expert at playing the ‘air’-guitar!
  82. What’s an iPhone’s favorite type of fish? ‘App’-le Sushi!
  83. Why are iPhones great writers? They always have a great ‘plot’!
  84. Why are iPhones like cats? They both have ‘screen’ time!
  85. Why was the iPhone an environmentalist? It loved ‘recycling’!
  86. Why was the iPhone a good sailor? It knew the ‘ropes’!
  87. Why did the iPhone become a baker? It loved making ‘Apple’ pie!
  88. Why did the iPhone join the police force? It believed in ‘justice’!
  89. Why was the iPhone a great teacher? It always had the right ‘answer’!
  90. What’s an iPhone’s favorite TV show? “The ‘App’-rentice”!
  91. Why did the iPhone go to the comedy club? It wanted to ‘ring’ in the laughs!
  92. What does an iPhone do on a swing? ‘Hangs’ up!
  93. Why did the iPhone go to the bar? To get ‘charged’!
  94. Why was the iPhone a great athlete? It always had a good ‘run’!
  95. Why did the iPhone get promoted? It always ‘called’ the shots!
  96. Why did the iPhone go to the playground? To go on the ‘slide’!
  97. Why are iPhones great at treasure hunts? They always ‘find’ the prize!
  98. Why was the iPhone a great chess player? It always knew the ‘next move’!
  99. What’s an iPhone’s favorite snack? ‘Apple’ chips!
  100. What did the iPhone say to its user? “You’re ‘touching’ me too much!”
  101. Why was the iPhone a good roommate? It never ‘talked’ back!
  102. What’s an iPhone’s favorite spot in the house? The ‘dock’!
  103. Why was the iPhone a good scientist? It always had a ‘solution’!
  104. Why was the iPhone a good fisherman? It always caught the ‘net’!
  105. Why was the iPhone a great poet? It always had the right ‘verse’!
  106. Why did the iPhone go to the carnival? It loved the ‘ring’ toss!
  107. Why did the iPhone join the choir? It loved to ‘sing’!
  108. What’s an iPhone’s favorite type of car? The ‘app’-mobile!
  109. Why did the iPhone become a detective? It was great at ‘picking up’ signals!
  110. Why did the iPhone get a job at the bakery? It had an ‘app’ for that!
  111. Why was the iPhone a great photographer? It always had the perfect ‘shot’!
  112. Why was the iPhone a great golfer? It always had the perfect ‘drive’!
  113. Why did the iPhone join the navy? It wanted to ‘sail’ the world!
  114. Why did the iPhone go to the beauty salon? It wanted a new ‘style’!
  115. Why was the iPhone a great magician? It always had an ‘app’ for that!
  116. What’s an iPhone’s favorite piece of clothing? ‘Button’-down shirts!
  117. Why was the iPhone a great friend? It was always there to ‘listen’!
  118. What’s an iPhone’s favorite Christmas song? ‘App’-le Bells!
  119. Why was the iPhone a great chef? It always had the perfect ‘recipe’!
  120. Why did the iPhone go to the space? It wanted to have more ‘space’!
  121. Why did the iPhone go to the museum? It loved the ‘art’ apps!
  122. What’s an iPhone’s favorite kind of dog? A ‘app’-le-doodle!
  123. Why did the iPhone join the orchestra? It had great ‘timbre’!
  124. Why did the iPhone go to the circus? It loved the ‘juggling’ app!
  125. Why did the iPhone become a tailor? It loved to ‘stitch’!
  126. What’s an iPhone’s favorite type of bread? ‘Siri’-dough!
  127. Why did the iPhone go to the garden? It loved ‘plant’ apps!
  128. Why did the iPhone go to the farm? It loved the ‘animals’ app!
  129. Why did the iPhone go to the gym? It loved the ‘workout’ app!
  130. What’s an iPhone’s favorite game? ‘App’-le toss!
  131. Why did the iPhone go to the party? It loved the ‘music’ app!
  132. Why did the iPhone become a pilot? It loved the ‘flight’ app!
  133. What’s an iPhone’s favorite type of coffee? ‘App’-le Cider Latte!
  134. Why was the iPhone a great student? It loved to ‘learn’!
  135. Why did the iPhone join a rock band? It loved to ‘play’ music!
  136. Why did the iPhone become a florist? It loved the ‘flowers’ app!
  137. Why did the iPhone go to the beach? It loved the ‘surfing’ app!
  138. Why was the iPhone a great architect? It loved the ‘design’ apps!
  139. Why did the iPhone become a librarian? It loved the ‘books’ app!
  140. Why did the iPhone go to the theater? It loved the ‘movies’ app!
  141. What’s an iPhone’s favorite type of burger? ‘App’-le burger!
  142. Why did the iPhone go to the park? It loved the ‘outdoor’ apps!
  143. Why did the iPhone join a dance group? It loved the ‘dance’ app!
  144. Why did the iPhone become a coach? It loved the ‘fitness’ app!
  145. Why did the iPhone become a fashion designer? It loved the ‘fashion’ app!
  146. Why did the iPhone become a weatherman? It loved the ‘weather’ app!
  147. Why did the iPhone join a book club? It loved the ‘reading’ app!
  148. Why did the iPhone go to the spa? It loved the ‘relaxation’ app!
  149. Why did the iPhone join the army? It loved the ‘strategy’ games!
  150. What’s an iPhone’s favorite dessert? ‘App’-le pie!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *