57+ fortnite jokes

  1. Why don’t Fortnite players go to dinner? Because they’re always full of shields!
  2. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite snack? Chips and salsa, with a side of slurp juice.
  3. Why did the Fortnite player make a terrible cook? Because he always burns the mats.
  4. Why don’t Fortnite characters ever get bored? They are always “building” new experiences.
  5. Why did the Fortnite player go to the zoo? He heard there were some llamas.
  6. What’s the Fortnite player’s favorite exercise? Squat’s!
  7. Why was the Fortnite player so good at math? Because he knew all the angles.
  8. Why did the Fortnite player carry an umbrella? He was preparing for a Victory Royale.
  9. Why don’t Fortnite players ever get lost? They always have a map marker.
  10. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite part of a joke? The “elimination”.
  11. Why did the Fortnite player bring a pickaxe to school? He heard there was a “mine” of knowledge.
  12. What does a Fortnite player do at a party? He breaks down walls!
  13. Why are Fortnite players good at recycling? Because they never waste their materials.
  14. What do Fortnite players drink during a marathon? Chug jugs.
  15. What do you call a Fortnite player who just cleaned their room? Sweeper of the storm.
  16. Why do Fortnite players always carry a compass? They love to find the “directions” for the storm.
  17. Why did the Fortnite player go to the concert? He heard there was a new emote.
  18. Why don’t Fortnite players ever play hide and seek? Because they always leave footprints.
  19. What do Fortnite players wear to the beach? Flip flops, sunscreen, and a battle vest.
  20. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite part of the day? Dusk, because it’s time for a new round.
  21. Why do Fortnite players love winter? They enjoy the chiller grenade’s weather.
  22. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite dance? The one they do after a Victory Royale!
  23. Why are Fortnite players great decorators? Because they always find the perfect spot for a trap.
  24. Why did the Fortnite player join the choir? He wanted to increase his vocal “range”.
  25. What do Fortnite players and spiders have in common? They both love to build webs.
  26. Why did the Fortnite player carry a ladder? Because he needed to reach the high ground.
  27. What did the Fortnite player say at his wedding? “I promise to never leave you in the storm.”
  28. Why was the Fortnite player always late for school? He kept stopping for supply drops.
  29. Why do Fortnite players make good detectives? They’re used to hunting down players.
  30. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite vegetable? Carrots, because they help you see in the storm.
  31. Why did the Fortnite player always carry a flashlight? He was scared of the storm.
  32. Why are Fortnite players always ready for Halloween? They have plenty of skins.
  33. Why did the Fortnite player get in trouble at school? He tried to fortify the classroom.
  34. Why are Fortnite players always in shape? Because the storm keeps them running.
  35. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite city? Tilted Towers, or rather, what’s left of it.
  36. Why do Fortnite players never forget their first victory? Because it’s their crowning “Royale” moment.
  37. Why did the Fortnite player bring a broom to the match? He was expecting a clean sweep.
  38. Why do Fortnite players like to garden? They enjoy planting traps.
  39. Why did the Fortnite player get a telescope? He wanted to see the Victory Royale star.
  40. Why do Fortnite players always check their closets? They’re scared of the “bogeyman”.
  41. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite type of music? Anything they can emote to.
  42. Why are Fortnite players bad at keeping secrets? They’re always dropping markers.
  43. Why did the Fortnite player become a teacher? He was great at “building” minds.
  44. What did the Fortnite player say to his opponent? “I’m gunning for you!”
  45. Why are Fortnite players great travelers? They’re used to visiting new locations every season.
  46. Why don’t Fortnite players get sunburns? They’re always under a build.
  47. Why do Fortnite players always bring a ruler? They’re obsessed with measuring distances for sniping.
  48. Why did the Fortnite player go to the beach? He wanted to fish for loot.
  49. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite holiday? Christmas, for all the new gear they can unwrap.
  50. Why did the Fortnite player become a weatherman? He was always tracking the storm.
  51. Why was the Fortnite player never scared of the dark? He had night vision goggles.
  52. Why do Fortnite players love meteor showers? They remind them of the meteoric rise of the game.
  53. What do you call a Fortnite player with no ammo? A pickaxe warrior.
  54. Why do Fortnite players like camping? They’re good at setting up forts.
  55. Why do Fortnite players make great carpenters? They’re always building.
  56. Why do Fortnite players never sleep in? The early bird gets the weapons.
  57. Why did the Fortnite player bring a stopwatch? He was tracking the storm’s progress.
  58. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite bedtime story? The one where they win the Victory Royale.
  59. Why are Fortnite players always on time? They hate getting caught in the storm.
  60. Why did the Fortnite player always have bandages? He was preparing for a battle.
  61. What did the Fortnite player name his dog? Loot, because he loved fetching items.
  62. Why did the Fortnite player go to the bakery? He heard they had legendary pies.
  63. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite car? Anything that has boost.
  64. Why did the Fortnite player join the circus? He was good at juggling weapons.
  65. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite fruit? Oranges, because they keep you healthy during a fight.
  66. Why did the Fortnite player take a bath? He got stuck in the Slurpy Swamp.
  67. Why do Fortnite players love the moon? It reminds them of zero gravity zones.
  68. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite bird? The Battlehawk.
  69. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite dessert? A Victory Royale with Cheese!
  70. Why do Fortnite players always bring a pencil? They love sketching out battle plans.
  71. Why did the Fortnite player go to the forest? He heard there was good wood for building.
  72. Why did the Fortnite player carry a clock? He didn’t want to miss the drop.
  73. Why are Fortnite players bad at soccer? They keep trying to build instead of kicking the ball.
  74. Why do Fortnite players make good friends? They always have your back in a firefight.
  75. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite kind of fish? The one they pull out of the water with great loot!
  76. Why do Fortnite players never skip breakfast? They know the importance of starting off strong.
  77. Why did the Fortnite player keep a diary? He liked to record his epic victories.
  78. Why did the Fortnite player become a poet? He enjoyed the ‘verse.
  79. Why did the Fortnite player get a bird? He wanted a real-life glider.
  80. Why did the Fortnite player go to art school? He loved painting the town with his crew.
  81. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite animal? The Loot Llama.
  82. Why did the Fortnite player always win at poker? He had a great poker “shoot” face.
  83. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite movie? Any film with an epic battle scene.
  84. Why are Fortnite players bad at tennis? They’re used to holding guns, not rackets.
  85. Why did the Fortnite player visit a therapist? He was afraid of getting “eliminated”.
  86. Why do Fortnite players make good chefs? They’re used to cooking up strategies.
  87. Why did the Fortnite player join a rock band? He was good at hitting the right notes.
  88. Why do Fortnite players always win at musical chairs? They’re always the last one standing.
  89. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite book? Anything with a good battle strategy.
  90. Why did the Fortnite player always carry an eraser? He liked to erase his enemies.
  91. Why do Fortnite players like chess? They’re good at planning several moves ahead.
  92. Why did the Fortnite player become a gardener? He was great at pruning bushes.
  93. Why did the Fortnite player go to the desert? He was looking for Paradise Palms.
  94. Why are Fortnite players good at dodgeball? They’re used to avoiding bullets.
  95. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite drink? Anything that can be consumed for health.
  96. Why did the Fortnite player get a rabbit? He wanted a hopping companion.
  97. Why did the Fortnite player always carry a mirror? He liked to reflect on his victories.
  98. Why did the Fortnite player go to the space center? He wanted to ride a rocket.
  99. Why do Fortnite players always know the time? They’ve got to be ready for the next match.
  100. Why did the Fortnite player go to the gym? He needed to lift more than just his pickaxe.

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