150 flag jokes

  1. Why don’t flags make good detectives? Because they always signal their intentions!
  2. Why did the flag go to school? To get a little higher education!
  3. What do you call a cat that likes to wave flags? A flag furl-ine!
  4. How do flags break up with their partners? They wave goodbye!
  5. Why was the flag getting an award? Because it always knew how to make a stand!
  6. Why don’t flags play hide and seek? Because no matter where they go, they are always spotted!
  7. What do you call a flag’s bad day? A flagging day!
  8. Why did the flag go to the bar? To hang out at the pole!
  9. How do flags flirt? They wave at each other!
  10. Why was the flag a good musician? It always knew when to make a high note!
  11. Why did the flag blush? Because it saw the pole!
  12. Why did the flag go on a diet? It had too many poles!
  13. What do you call a flag who’s always cold? A wind-chill factor!
  14. Why did the flag join the army? To serve and wave!
  15. How do flags say hello? They raise a greeting!
  16. Why do flags never lie? Because they always show their true colors!
  17. What’s a flag’s favorite exercise? Flagjacks!
  18. Why did the flag go to the psychologist? It had a fear of being left at half-mast!
  19. Why did the flag get in trouble at school? It couldn’t stay in line!
  20. How do flags drink their coffee? In sips and stripes!
  21. Why was the flag at the concert? It was a big fan of the high notes!
  22. What do you call a flag on a boat? A ship shape!
  23. How does a flag get its hair done? In waves!
  24. Why did the flag go to the party? To have a banner time!
  25. What’s a flag’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because of all the angles!
  26. How do flags stay cool in the summer? They just hang out!
  27. Why was the flag good at soccer? It was a great winger!
  28. How does a flag ask someone out? It waves its intentions!
  29. What do you call a scared flag? A freak flag!
  30. Why did the flag start a business? It wanted to raise its standards!
  31. How do flags like their eggs? Over easy, with a side of stars and stripes!
  32. Why don’t flags make good comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
  33. How do flags stay in shape? They keep on waving!
  34. Why was the flag a good gardener? It knew how to raise a bed!
  35. What did the flag say to the wind? “You blow me away!”
  36. How do flags apologize? They lower their defenses!
  37. Why was the flag a good actor? It knew how to draw a crowd!
  38. What do you call a flag’s selfie? A flag shot!
  39. Why did the flag stop drinking coffee? It was making it feel too wired!
  40. How do flags get to work? They fly!
  41. Why was the flag at the gym? To get ripped!
  42. How does a flag show it’s tired? It hangs low!
  43. What’s a flag’s favorite drink? Pole-ar water!
  44. Why was the flag a good teacher? It knew how to raise a point!
  45. What’s a flag’s favorite song? “Wave Your Hands in the Air!”
  46. What do you call a flag that doesn’t wave? Unmoved!
  47. Why did the flag go to the doctor? It had a case of the wind-chills!
  48. How do flags stay clean? They stay on the pole!
  49. Why was the flag a good cook? It knew how to whip up a storm!
  50. What do you call a fashionable flag? A trend-setter!
  51. What did the flag say to its pole? “Hold me tight!”
  52. Why was the flag a good dancer? It knew how to swing!
  53. How do flags like their music? With a lot of bass and treble!
  54. Why was the flag a good driver? It knew when to make a turn!
  55. What’s a flag’s favorite type of movie? Action-packed with a lot of twists and turns!
  56. How do flags like their potatoes? Mashed, with a side of gravy!
  57. Why was the flag a good artist? It knew how to draw attention!
  58. What do you call a flag that doesn’t quit? A banner of hope!
  59. Why did the flag join the circus? It wanted to learn to juggle!
  60. How do flags get around? They fly, of course!
  61. Why was the flag a good therapist? It knew how to raise spirits!
  62. What’s a flag’s favorite type of bread? French bread, because of the nice crust!
  63. Why was the flag a good swimmer? It knew how to make waves!
  64. What do you call a flag on a treadmill? A running banner!
  65. Why did the flag go to the dentist? It had a tooth-ache!
  66. How do flags like their pizza? With extra cheese and pepperoni!
  67. Why was the flag a good leader? It knew when to stand firm!
  68. What’s a flag’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it has a lot of holes!
  69. Why was the flag a good architect? It knew how to raise a roof!
  70. How do flags like their tea? With a splash of milk and sugar!
  71. Why was the flag a good singer? It knew how to hit the high notes!
  72. What do you call a flag in a windstorm? A torn-ado!
  73. Why did the flag go to the spa? It needed to de-stress!
  74. How do flags like their pasta? Al dente, with a side of garlic bread!
  75. Why was the flag a good lawyer? It knew when to raise objections!
  76. What’s a flag’s favorite type of cake? Chocolate, because it’s delicious!
  77. Why was the flag a good reader? It knew how to turn pages!
  78. What do you call a flag on a diet? A light banner!
  79. Why did the flag go to the beach? It needed to unwind!
  80. How do flags like their sandwiches? With lots of mayo and cheese!
  81. Why was the flag a good salesman? It knew how to make a pitch!
  82. What’s a flag’s favorite type of soup? Tomato, because it’s tangy!
  83. Why was the flag a good chef? It knew how to mix ingredients!
  84. What do you call a flag in a football game? A goal banner!
  85. Why did the flag go to the library? It needed to check out some books!
  86. How do flags like their salad? With lots of dressing and croutons!
  87. Why was the flag a good parent? It knew when to let go!
  88. What’s a flag’s favorite type of fruit? Apple, because it’s sweet and juicy!
  89. Why was the flag a good writer? It knew how to tell a story!
  90. What do you call a flag at a birthday party? A party banner!
  91. Why did the flag go to the theater? It wanted to watch a play!
  92. How do flags like their steak? Well-done, with a side of fries!
  93. Why was the flag a good journalist? It knew how to get the scoop!
  94. What’s a flag’s favorite type of fish? Salmon, because it’s rich and tasty!
  95. Why was the flag a good comedian? It knew how to make people laugh!
  96. What do you call a flag at a music festival? A rock-n-roll banner!
  97. Why did the flag go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the rollercoaster!
  98. How do flags like their ice cream? With lots of toppings and a cherry on top!
  99. Why was the flag a good doctor? It knew how to give shots!
  100. What’s a flag’s favorite type of candy? Chocolate, because it’s sweet and indulgent!
  101. Why was the flag a good astronaut? It knew how to reach for the stars!
  102. What do you call a flag on a motorcycle? A biker banner!
  103. Why did the flag go to the zoo? It wanted to see the animals!
  104. How do flags like their pancakes? Fluffy, with lots of maple syrup!
  105. Why was the flag a good police officer? It knew when to make an arrest!
  106. What’s a flag’s favorite type of bird? Eagle, because it’s strong and powerful!
  107. Why was the flag a good scientist? It knew how to conduct experiments!
  108. What do you call a flag at a wedding? A marriage banner!
  109. Why did the flag go to the museum? It wanted to see the artworks!
  110. How do flags like their burgers? Juicy, with lots of toppings!
  111. Why was the flag a good engineer? It knew how to build bridges!
  112. What’s a flag’s favorite type of flower? Rose, because it’s beautiful and fragrant!
  113. Why was the flag a good sailor? It knew how to navigate!
  114. What do you call a flag at a baseball game? A sport banner!
  115. Why did the flag go to the park? It wanted to swing on the swings!
  116. How do flags like their hot dogs? With lots of mustard and ketchup!
  117. Why was the flag a good pilot? It knew how to fly!
  118. What’s a flag’s favorite type of tree? Oak, because it’s sturdy and majestic!
  119. Why was the flag a good psychologist? It knew how to listen!
  120. What do you call a flag at a boxing match? A knockout banner!
  121. Why did the flag go to the gym? It wanted to get in shape!
  122. How do flags like their fries? Crispy, with lots of salt!
  123. Why was the flag a good historian? It knew how to preserve the past!
  124. What’s a flag’s favorite type of insect? Butterfly, because it’s colorful and delicate!
  125. Why was the flag a good photographer? It knew how to capture moments!
  126. What do you call a flag at a fashion show? A model banner!
  127. Why did the flag go to the cinema? It wanted to watch a movie!
  128. How do flags like their chicken? Fried, with a side of coleslaw!
  129. Why was the flag a good firefighter? It knew how to put out fires!
  130. What’s a flag’s favorite type of pet? Dog, because it’s loyal and friendly!
  131. Why was the flag a good accountant? It knew how to balance books!
  132. What do you call a flag at a music concert? A fan banner!
  133. Why did the flag go to the bakery? It wanted to buy some bread!
  134. How do flags like their sushi? Fresh, with lots of wasabi!
  135. Why was the flag a good musician? It knew how to play the notes!
  136. What’s a flag’s favorite type of vegetable? Carrot, because it’s crunchy and sweet!
  137. Why was the flag a good athlete? It knew how to run!
  138. What do you call a flag at a circus? A clown banner!
  139. Why did the flag go to the coffee shop? It wanted to drink some coffee!
  140. How do flags like their toast? Golden, with lots of butter!
  141. Why was the flag a good actor? It knew how to play roles!
  142. What’s a flag’s favorite type of dessert? Cake, because it’s sweet and satisfying!
  143. Why was the flag a good builder? It knew how to lay bricks!
  144. What do you call a flag at a parade? A festival banner!
  145. Why did the flag go to the grocery store? It needed to buy some groceries!
  146. How do flags like their milkshakes? Thick, with lots of whipped cream!
  147. Why was the flag a good soldier? It knew how to march!
  148. What’s a flag’s favorite type of dance? Salsa, because it’s lively and fun!
  149. Why was the flag a good lifeguard? It knew how to save lives!
  150. And lastly, what do you call a flag at the end of 150 jokes? Relieved!

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