150 dodge ram jokes / dodge jokes

Sure, I can definitely try to create a variety of Dodge Ram jokes for you!

Keep in mind that humor is subjective, so I hope you find these entertaining.

1. Why don’t Dodge Rams ever play hide and seek? Because no matter where they hide, you can always hear them coming!
2. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite movie? “Gone in 60 seconds.”
3. Why did the Dodge Ram go to therapy? It couldn’t deal with its transmission issues.
4. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good detectives? They always leave their tracks.
5. What does a Dodge Ram say at a barbecue? “I brought the grill!”
6. Why did the Dodge Ram get a ticket at the concert? It couldn’t stop revving!
7. Why can’t a Dodge Ram play chess? Because it lost its check engine light.
8. What do you call a Dodge Ram that’s always daydreaming? An auto-matic!
9. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the dance party? Because it wanted to do the body rock.
10. What do you call a Dodge Ram with a sunroof? A pick-up convertible!
11. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good secret agents? They’re too loud to be undercover.
12. Why did the Dodge Ram get kicked out of the library? It couldn’t stop roaring.
13. How does a Dodge Ram apologize? It backfires.
14. Why can’t a Dodge Ram become a musician? Because it has trouble finding the right key.
15. Why did the Dodge Ram get kicked out of the carwash? It was always making a splash.
16. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite exercise? Wheel-lifts.
17. Why was the Dodge Ram sitting at the bar? It heard the joint had good shots of oil.
18. How do Dodge Rams cut their hair? They trim-mission!
19. What does a Dodge Ram do at the end of a long day? It brakes.
20. Why was the Dodge Ram nervous at the bakery? It didn’t knead any more rolls.
21. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the art museum? It heard there was an exhibit on bodywork.
22. Why can’t Dodge Rams work in an office? They can’t stop exhaust-ing their co-workers.
23. Why are Dodge Rams like stars? They both burn gas!
24. Why did the Dodge Ram join the circus? It always wanted to juggle gears.
25. Why do Dodge Rams make bad comedians? Their timing is always off.
26. Why can’t a Dodge Ram be a gardener? It can’t handle the weeds, but it can sure handle the off-road!
27. What does a Dodge Ram do on a first date? It stalls.
28. Why did the Dodge Ram join a band? Because it had the perfect bass rumble.
29. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
30. How does a Dodge Ram flirt? It winks its headlights.
31. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good ninjas? They can’t go anywhere quietly.
32. What did the Dodge Ram say at the motivational seminar? “I feel so inspired, I could climb a mountain!”
33. Why are Dodge Rams bad at keeping secrets? Because their horns always give them away.
34. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good DJs? They can’t scratch, they only scrape.
35. Why did the Dodge Ram join the gym? It wanted to work on its pickup lines.
36. How does a Dodge Ram ask for a raise? It says, “I’ve been carrying loads all year!”
37. Why are Dodge Rams like cats? They both purr when they’re happy.
38. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the zoo? It wanted to see the Rams.
39. Why did the Dodge Ram enroll in cooking class? It wanted to learn how to change its oil.
40. How does a Dodge Ram propose? It says, “Will you ride with me forever?”
41. Why can’t Dodge Rams play poker? They always fold under pressure.
42. Why did the Dodge Ram get a job at the carnival? It loved the bumper cars.
43. Why do Dodge Rams make terrible waiters? They can’t handle the plates!
44. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good painters? They always leave tire marks.
45. Why did the Dodge Ram stop at the green light? It thought it was a go sign for off-roading.
46. Why did the Dodge Ram get kicked out of school? It refused to park in the lines.
47. Why do Dodge Rams make bad spies? They’re always blowing their covers.
48. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the ice cream shop? It was overheating.
49. Why are Dodge Rams like tennis players? They’re always serving aces with their speed.
50. How does a Dodge Ram write a love letter? “Dear, I love you like a Hemi engine loves gasoline.”
51. Why did the Dodge Ram go to a yoga class? It wanted to master the “rubber burning” pose.
52. Why was the Dodge Ram scared of the dark? It lost its headlights.
53. What do you call a Dodge Ram that sings? A pickup artist.
54. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the tailor? It needed its belt tightened.
55. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the supermarket? It heard the deals were “wheel-y” good.
56. How do you know when a Dodge Ram is happy? When it’s humming along the highway.
57. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite exercise? The gas pedal push-down.
58. Why don’t Dodge Rams play basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked on.
59. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite meal? Fuel injection.
60. What did the Dodge Ram say to its reflection? “Looking good, Hemi!”
61. Why did the Dodge Ram get a job at the radio station? It loved to make some noise.
62. Why do Dodge Rams make bad librarians? They’re too loud!
63. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the opera? It wanted to tune its engine to the high notes.
64. How do you compliment a Dodge Ram? Tell it its paint job shines brighter than the stars.
65. Why did the Dodge Ram get an award at the car show? It was the “pick” of the day.
66. Why was the Dodge Ram at the recycling center? It had a few cans to crush.
67. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the beach? It wanted to make some waves.
68. Why did the Dodge Ram join the soccer team? It wanted to learn some new moves.
69. Why was the Dodge Ram excited about the road trip? It loved to hit the road!
70. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the therapist? It had an identity crisis, couldn’t decide if it’s a car or a truck.
71. How do you comfort a sad Dodge Ram? Tell it, it’s still the best truck on the road.
72. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the spa? It wanted a mud bath.
73. What do Dodge Rams eat for breakfast? A full tank of gasoline.
74. Why did the Dodge Ram join a music band? It wanted to play heavy metal.
75. Why was the Dodge Ram scared of the computer? It heard about the viral bugs.
76. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good bakers? Because they always burn the rubber, not the dough.
77. Why did the Dodge Ram get an award? It was always picking up after others.
78. Why don’t Dodge Rams ever get lost? Because they always leave their tracks.
79. Why was the Dodge Ram at the amusement park? It wanted to ride the roller coaster!
80. Why do Dodge Rams make bad athletes? They always need to refuel.
81. How does a Dodge Ram celebrate its birthday? By blowing out its exhaust pipes.
82. Why do Dodge Rams never play hide and seek? Because they always stand out!
83. What do you call a Dodge Ram in the desert? A sandblaster.
84. Why was the Dodge Ram a bad student? It kept getting suspended.
85. Why do Dodge Rams make terrible gardeners? They always over-till the soil.
86. Why can’t Dodge Rams be doctors? They have a bad habit of accelerating the patient’s heart rate.
87. Why did the Dodge Ram get kicked out of the juice bar? It wanted to mix fuel instead of fruits.
88. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because it loves owning the roads.
89. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good lawyers? They can’t stop revving up the case.
90. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the bar? It heard the beer was on tap.
91. Why are Dodge Rams bad at math? They always count on their wheels.
92. Why did the Dodge Ram join the fashion show? It wanted to show off its rims.
93. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the vet? It heard they can fix a bad purr.
94. Why do Dodge Rams make bad tour guides? They always take the off-road route.
95. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite time of day? Twilight, it loves to flash its lights.
96. Why do Dodge Rams make terrible babysitters? They can’t handle the baby car seats.
97. Why did the Dodge Ram go to a stand-up comedy show? It wanted to work on its timing belt.
98. How does a Dodge Ram say “I love you”? By giving you the keys.
99. What does a Dodge Ram wear to a fancy party? A new coat of paint.
100. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the perfume shop? It wanted a new car scent.
101. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good school teachers? They can’t handle the parking lot duty.
102. Why did the Dodge Ram join the football team? It wanted to learn how to dodge.
103. Why did the Dodge Ram get a sunburn? It forgot to put on its sunroof.
104. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite dessert? Mud pie!
105. Why did the Dodge Ram get arrested? It couldn’t brake the law.
106. Why was the Dodge Ram at the beauty salon? It wanted a new tail light.
107. Why do Dodge Rams make bad referees? They always play favorites with the road.
108. Why did the Dodge Ram join the knitting club? It wanted to learn how to tie knots.
109. Why did the Dodge Ram join the choir? It loved to roar!
110. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite book? “Gone with the Windshield”
111. How does a Dodge Ram spend its Saturday night? Going to the car wash.
112. Why did the Dodge Ram join the swimming team? It wanted to make some waves.
113. Why did the Dodge Ram get a job at the post office? It loves to pick up and deliver.
114. What do Dodge Rams drink at parties? Gasoline on the rocks.
115. Why was the Dodge Ram at the grocery store? It was checking the oil aisle.
116. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the coffee shop? It needed a fuel-up.
117. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite TV show? Wheel of Fortune.
118. Why do Dodge Rams make bad doctors? They always lose their patience in traffic.
119. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the dentist? It had a grill that needed cleaning.
120. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite part of the house? The garage, of course.
121. Why was the Dodge Ram at the gym? It wanted to pump some iron.
122. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the karaoke bar? It wanted to belt out a tune.
123. What do Dodge Rams wear to a wedding? A tie rod.
124. Why was the Dodge Ram at the opera? It loves to hear high notes.
125. Why do Dodge Rams make bad fishermen? They scare away the fish with their roar.
126. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite song? “Life is a Highway”
127. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good detectives? They leave tire tracks everywhere.
128. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite holiday? Labor Day, because it loves a good workload.
129. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the circus? It wanted to see the car-nival acts.
130. Why did the Dodge Ram get a job at the bakery? It loves to roll in the dough.
131. Why did the Dodge Ram go to a yoga class? It wanted to master the “vehicle pose”.
132. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite dance? The twist and shout of the road.
133. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the beach? It wanted to surf the sand dunes.
134. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good dancers? They always overstep.
135. Why was the Dodge Ram at the spa? It wanted a mud mask.
136. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the farmer’s market? It wanted to pick up some fresh produce.
137. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the casino? It loves a good roll of the dice.
138. What do Dodge Rams read in their spare time? Car and Driver magazine.
139. Why did the Dodge Ram join the orchestra? It wanted to play the horn section.
140. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the ballet? It wanted to learn how to twirl.
141. Why did the Dodge Ram go to the fashion show? It wanted to strut its stuff.
142. Why do Dodge Rams make bad magicians? They always reveal their tricks.
143. Why was the Dodge Ram at the soccer game? It loves a good goal drive.
144. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good chefs? They’re always overheating.
145. Why did the Dodge Ram go to a rock concert? It loves to rock and roll.
146. Why was the Dodge Ram at the knitting club? It wanted to stitch and hitch.
147. Why did the Dodge Ram go to a salsa class? It wanted to learn how to spin.
148. What’s a Dodge Ram’s favorite type of movie? Drive-in movies, of course!
149. Why don’t Dodge Rams make good poets? They always struggle with the meter.
150. And lastly, why did the Dodge Ram become a comedian? Because it wanted to make you laugh with these 150 jokes!