88 bill jokes

  1. Why did Bill take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
  2. What does Bill call his boat? The Bill-ding.
  3. Why did Bill wear a helmet to the bank? He was going to check his balance.
  4. What is Bill’s favorite type of pasta? Billion-aise.
  5. Why did Bill bring a pencil to bed? He wanted to draw his dreams.
  6. How does Bill like his coffee? Dependa-bill.
  7. What did Bill call his fast-food restaurant? Bill-ger King.
  8. Why is Bill never allowed to play hide and seek? Because no one wants to pick up the Bill.
  9. Why does Bill never play chess? Because he always loses his checks.
  10. What did Bill name his pet goldfish? Dollar, so he could have a fish and pay the Bill.
  11. Why did Bill carry a map? He didn’t want to go over his data Bill.
  12. How does Bill start a race? On your marks, get set, Bill!
  13. What did Bill call his bakery? The Billtiful Buns.
  14. Why did Bill take a ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
  15. What’s Bill’s favorite animal at the zoo? The Goril-bill.
  16. What’s Bill’s favorite type of music? Bill-bop.
  17. Why did Bill become a farmer? He wanted to see his money grow.
  18. How does Bill like his tea? Responsi-bill-ty free.
  19. Why did Bill go to the moon? He wanted a sky-high credit limit.
  20. What did Bill use to fix his jeans? A bill-let.
  21. What’s Bill’s favorite time of the year? Bill-tide season.
  22. Why did Bill decide to start jogging? He wanted to reduce his beer belly Bill.
  23. What’s Bill’s favorite vegetable? Brussel-bills.
  24. How does Bill stay in shape? He runs up bills.
  25. Why did Bill get a job as a baker? He kneaded the dough.
  26. How does Bill prefer his steaks? Grill-bill.
  27. Why did Bill go to art school? He wanted to draw a handsome salary.
  28. Why did Bill buy an elephant? Because he wanted to eliminate his mouse Bill.
  29. How does Bill take his drinks? Responsi-bill-ty free.
  30. What did Bill call his detective agency? Bill’s clues.
  31. What’s Bill’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-bill.
  32. Why does Bill always bring a bag to the supermarket? He doesn’t want to pay for paper or plastic.
  33. What’s Bill’s favorite type of fish? Bill-uga.
  34. What did Bill name his football team? The Bill-eivers.
  35. Why did Bill become an electrician? He wanted to remove his current debts.
  36. Why does Bill love going to the dentist? He wants to brace himself for the bills.
  37. What did Bill call his clothing store? Afforda-bill.
  38. Why did Bill move to the beach? He wanted to wave goodbye to his problems.
  39. Why did Bill become a comedian? He likes to cash in on laughter.
  40. Why did Bill bring a cake to the gym? He heard it was a piece of cake to lose weight.
  41. What’s Bill’s favorite type of cookie? Chocolate bill.
  42. What’s Bill’s favorite type of math? Bill-nometry.
  43. What did Bill name his record company? Bill-ody.
  44. What’s Bill’s favorite type of bird? The bill-ican.
  45. Why did Bill become a photographer? He wanted to capture the moment, not the debt.
  46. What did Bill name his landscaping company? Bill-der’s Green.
  47. What’s Bill’s favorite type of plant? Bill-bera.
  48. What did Bill name his traveling circus? The Unbilled-evable Show.
  49. Why did Bill get a cat? Because dogs were too expens-a-bill.
  50. What did Bill name his gym? Bill-ding Muscle.
  51. Why did Bill go to cooking school? He wanted to stir up some savings.
  52. Why did Bill buy a watch? He wanted to make every second count.
  53. What’s Bill’s favorite city? Bill-bao.
  54. Why did Bill join a rock band? He wanted to hit the right note with his finances.
  55. Why did Bill become a cyclist? He wanted to balance his life, not just his books.
  56. What did Bill name his candy store? Bill-licious.
  57. Why did Bill buy a farm? He wanted to rake in the cash.
  58. Why did Bill become a mailman? He was always good at delivering bills.
  59. What’s Bill’s favorite type of bee? The Bill-bumblebee.
  60. What did Bill call his furniture store? Comforta-bill.
  61. What did Bill call his orchestra? The Bill-harmonic.
  62. Why did Bill buy a car? He wanted to drive away from his debts.
  63. What did Bill name his wine company? Unforgetta-bill.
  64. What did Bill name his bowling team? The Unbowl-ievable Bills.
  65. Why did Bill become a plumber? He knew how to handle leaks in his budget.
  66. Why did Bill become a gardener? He wanted to plant the seeds of wealth.
  67. What’s Bill’s favorite type of whale? The bill-uga whale.
  68. Why did Bill get a job in a library? He loves bookkeeping.
  69. What’s Bill’s favorite dessert? Apple bill.
  70. What did Bill name his first spaceship? The Unforgetta-bill.
  71. Why did Bill become an astronaut? He wanted to space out his payments.
  72. Why did Bill become a weatherman? He wanted to forecast his financial future.
  73. What’s Bill’s favorite type of fruit? Bill-berries.
  74. Why did Bill become a lifeguard? He didn’t want to sink in debts.
  75. What did Bill name his energy drink brand? Unbeat-a-bill.
  76. Why did Bill start playing tennis? He wanted to serve his debts.
  77. Why did Bill become a fisherman? He believed in net income.
  78. What’s Bill’s favorite kind of tree? The bill-berry tree.
  79. What’s Bill’s favorite type of ship? A sail-bill.
  80. Why did Bill become a carpenter? He knew how to hammer down expenses.
  81. What did Bill call his radio station? Unbeat-a-bill Hits.
  82. What did Bill call his detective novel? The Untrace-a-bill.
  83. What’s Bill’s favorite type of dog? The bill-dog.
  84. Why did Bill become a tailor? He knew the importance of measuring twice and cutting once.
  85. What’s Bill’s favorite type of duck? The bill-duck.
  86. Why did Bill become a chef? He didn’t want to cook the books.
  87. What’s Bill’s favorite type of bear? The Bill-a-bear.
  88. What did Bill name his burger joint? Bill-icious Bites.

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