150 yeti jokes

  1. Why don’t yetis ever go to parties?
  2. What did the yeti say to the human?
    • “I don’t know what you’re complaining about, it’s not that chilly!”
  3. What do yetis eat for breakfast?
    • “Frosted Flakes!”
  4. What’s a yeti’s favorite game?
    • Hide and go seek. They’re always winning!
  5. Why don’t yetis ever play hide and seek with mountains?
    • Because mountains always peak!
  6. How do yetis make their beds?
    • With sheets of ice and blankets of snow!
  7. Why was the yeti bad at baseball?
    • It was always freezing at the plate!
  8. Why did the yeti stay home from school?
    • Because he felt a little frosty!
  9. Why did the yeti bring a pencil to dinner?
    • Because he wanted to draw on the ice!
  10. How did the yeti beat the heat?
    • He never met it!
  11. Why don’t yetis use calendars?
    • Because every day is a snow day!
  12. Why did the yeti go to the dance party?
    • He heard it was going to be ice cold!
  13. What did the yeti say to the ice cream?
    • “You’re too warm!”
  14. Why are yetis good at math?
    • Because it always involves “absolute zero”!
  15. How do yetis resolve their problems?
    • They have a “cool-off”!
  16. What’s a yeti’s favorite winter activity?
    • Ice-sculpting themselves!
  17. How do yetis do their hair?
    • With icicle gel!
  18. What’s a yeti’s favorite drink?
  19. Why did the yeti go to the therapist?
    • He had frost-bite related issues!
  20. How do yetis apologize?
    • They break the ice!
  21. Why don’t yetis like knock-knock jokes?
    • Because they prefer to “break the ice” themselves!
  22. What do yetis use for money?
    • Cold, hard cash!
  23. Why did the yeti refuse to play cards with the jungle cat?
    • Because he was afraid of cheetahs!
  24. Why are yetis bad at making decisions?
    • They always freeze up!
  25. Why are yetis so calm?
    • Because they never sweat!
  26. Why did the yeti go to the dentist?
    • He had an ice-ache!
  27. How do yetis stay fit?
    • Ice-ometrics!
  28. What’s a yeti’s favorite kind of music?
  29. Why did the yeti start a bakery?
  30. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of movie?
    • Chill-ers!
  31. Why do yetis make poor secret agents?
    • You can always see their tracks!
  32. How do yetis know when it’s dinner time?
    • Their food stops being frozen!
  33. What’s a yeti’s favorite form of transportation?
    • Ice-skates!
  34. Why was the yeti the best artist?
    • His work always gave everyone chills!
  35. Why did the yeti refuse to play chess?
    • Because he always stays on the white squares!
  36. What does a yeti do on a sunny day?
    • He stays in the shade so he doesn’t melt!
  37. What is a yeti’s favorite type of ice cream?
    • Vanilla snow!
  38. How do yetis communicate long distance?
    • By ice-mail!
  39. Why don’t yetis like fast food?
    • It’s not chilled enough!
  40. How do yetis say goodbye?
    • “Ice to meet you!”
  41. Why do yetis love winter sports?
    • They find them pretty cool!
  42. What’s a yeti’s favorite dance move?
    • The Freeze!
  43. Why was the yeti a poor student?
    • He only knew his ice tables!
  44. What’s a yeti’s favorite sandwich?
  45. How do yetis keep their homes secure?
  46. Why do yetis love ice skating?
    • Because they always break the ice!
  47. Why was the yeti a great gardener?
    • He had a green thumb, even if it was frostbitten!
  48. How do yetis make their decisions?
    • They always go with the frost option!
  49. What’s a yeti’s favorite sweet treat?
    • Popsicles!
  50. Why don’t yetis like taking pictures?
    • They’re always overexposed!
  51. Why was the yeti a terrible chef?
    • He could only make cold cuts!
  52. How do yetis get around in the snow?
    • They ride their icicle!
  53. Why was the yeti the best at the spelling bee?
    • He knew how to spell “refrigerate”!
  54. What’s a yeti’s favorite Christmas movie?
    • “White Christmas!”
  55. What does a yeti wear to a business meeting?
  56. What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?
  57. How do yetis deal with drama?
    • They give everyone the cold shoulder!
  58. Why did the yeti go to summer camp?
    • To cool down the place!
  59. Why was the yeti bad at poker?
    • Because you could always see his cold bluff!
  60. How does a yeti ask someone to be quiet?
    • “Ice-ssh!”
  61. What do you call a yeti comedian?
    • Chill-arious!
  62. Why did the yeti bring a ladder to the bar?
    • To reach for the top shelf ice!
  63. What is a yeti’s favorite type of pie?
    • Ice-cream pie!
  64. What did the yeti say when he left the igloo?
    • “I’m out cold!”
  65. Why don’t yetis ever get lost?
    • They always follow the snow tracks!
  66. What’s a yeti’s favorite season?
    • Winter, of course!
  67. How do yetis fix things?
    • With ice-olated tape!
  68. What do yetis always bring to a potluck?
  69. Why was the yeti the best at yoga?
    • He mastered the ‘cooling breath’!
  70. Why did the yeti become a motivational speaker?
    • He had a cool demeanor!
  71. How do yetis stay in touch?
    • They send each other frost cards!
  72. Why did the yeti take a nap in the fridge?
    • It was just the right temperature!
  73. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of pasta?
    • Fettuccine Al-freeze-o!
  74. Why was the yeti the best referee?
    • He always played it cool!
  75. Why did the yeti stay at the beach?
    • He wanted to chill the waves!
  76. Why did the yeti make a good detective?
    • He never lost a cold case!
  77. What do yetis do when they’re bored?
    • They ice-skate around the issues!
  78. Why did the yeti join the choir?
    • He had a chilling voice!
  79. What’s a yeti’s favorite bedtime story?
    • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!
  80. How do yetis decorate their homes?
    • With ice-cicle lights!
  81. Why did the yeti become a meteorologist?
    • He was great at forecasting snow!
  82. What’s a yeti’s favorite form of exercise?
    • Snow-ga!
  83. What’s a yeti’s favorite sitcom?
    • “Ice Love Lucy”!
  84. What did the yeti say at the end of the dinner?
    • “That was chill-icious!”
  85. How did the yeti become a millionaire?
    • He started a cold storage business!
  86. Why do yetis make terrible secretaries?
    • Their notes always freeze up!
  87. Why do yetis prefer living in igloos?
    • It’s a chill out zone!
  88. What do you call a yeti’s autobiography?
    • “Life Below Zero”!
  89. Why did the yeti go to the tailor?
    • He wanted a suit that was cool enough!
  90. Why do yetis hate summer?
    • They find it a bit melty!
  91. How does a yeti turn off the TV?
    • He hits the ice button!
  92. What’s a yeti’s favorite winter accessory?
    • Ice-cuffs!
  93. What’s a yeti’s favorite city?
    • Ice-land!
  94. Why are yetis bad at basketball?
  95. What do you call a yeti that loves cooking?
    • A brrr-illiant chef!
  96. How do yetis keep their cool?
    • They never lose their temper(ature)!
  97. Why did the yeti cross the road?
    • To cool down the other side!
  98. Why was the yeti a good musician?
    • He had a frosty tune!
  99. How do yetis keep their drinks cool?
    • They put them in snow-cozies!
  100. What’s a yeti’s favorite dessert? – Baked Alaska!
  101. Why are yetis good at recycling? – They always conserve the cold!
  102. Why did the yeti become a teacher? – He had a cool lesson plan!
  103. Why do yetis like to go hiking? – They love the chill of the mountain air!
  104. How do yetis say “I love you”? – “You melt my heart, and that’s quite a feat!”
  105. What do you call a yeti in a rock band? – A cool rock star!
  106. What’s a yeti’s favorite sport? – Ice hockey!
  107. How do yetis like their tea? – Ice cold!
  108. Why are yetis good at chess? – They’re always thinking a-move-head!
  109. Why did the yeti refuse to join the football team? – He’s afraid of getting a hot foot!
  110. What’s a yeti’s favorite ice cream topping? – Snow-cap sprinkles!
  111. Why do yetis prefer the cold? – It’s their natural habitat!
  112. How do yetis take their coffee? – Cold-brewed!
  113. What’s a yeti’s favorite winter sport? – Downhill skiing!
  114. How do yetis handle awkward situations? – They keep their cool!
  115. What’s a yeti’s favorite salad dressing? – Ranch, straight from the fridge!
  116. Why don’t yetis use microwaves? – They prefer everything cold!
  117. How do yetis make soup? – They chill it!
  118. Why did the yeti bring a cooler to the party? – He was responsible for the ice!
  119. What do yetis use to write letters? – Ice-ink!
  120. What’s a yeti’s favorite fruit? – Frostberries!
  121. What is a yeti’s favorite month? – January, it’s the coldest!
  122. Why did the yeti become a DJ? – He loved to drop the frost!
  123. How do yetis prefer their drinks? – On the rocks!
  124. What do you call a yeti who loves to read? – A brrr-illiant scholar!
  125. Why was the yeti a great listener? – He never inter-rup-icicle-d!
  126. Why did the yeti refuse the hot cocoa? – It wasn’t cold enough!
  127. What’s a yeti’s favorite holiday? – Christmas, because of all the snow!
  128. Why did the yeti go to the gym? – To break a frosty sweat!
  129. Why was the yeti a great umpire? – He never lost his cool!
  130. Why are yetis good at map reading? – They never lose their cool direction!
  131. Why did the yeti join the circus? – He was a master of the chill!
  132. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of tree? – Ever-frost!
  133. How do yetis make friends? – They break the ice!
  134. Why did the yeti fail the exam? – It was too hot to handle!
  135. Why don’t yetis like campfires? – They’re too warm!
  136. What do you call a yeti who likes to paint? – A cool artist!
  137. Why are yetis bad at video games? – Their hands freeze up!
  138. What’s a yeti’s favorite candy? – Ice Breakers!
  139. How do yetis send their post? – With frost-class mail!
  140. Why are yetis always calm? – They know how to chill out!
  141. Why was the yeti a great architect? – He was a master of the ice lattices!
  142. What do yetis put in their baths? – Ice cubes!
  143. What do yetis listen to during their workouts? – Chill-out music!
  144. Why don’t yetis play tennis? – It’s not a cool enough sport!
  145. What’s a yeti’s favorite part of a joke? – The punch-ice!
  146. Why did the yeti bring an umbrella? – To protect him from the sun!
  147. How do yetis like their eggs? – Ice-cooled!
  148. What do you call a yeti in the desert? – A mirage!
  149. Why did the yeti start a band? – He wanted to make some cool music!
  150. Why did the yeti go to the North Pole? – He heard Santa needed a cool elf!

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