150 wig jokes
- Why don’t wigs ever lose at poker? They always have a few extra aces up their sleeve.
- What do you call a wig on a piano? A key toupee!
- Why was the wig awarded at the race? It had a great run for its “hair money”.
- What do you call a group of wigs singing? A hair band.
- Why did the wig go to school? To get a little bit of “highlights”!
- What’s a wig’s favorite fruit? Hairsberry.
- Why was the wig so good at debates? It always had a head for arguments.
- What did the wig say to the hat? “You cap-ture my essence.”
- Why did the wig break up with the hairbrush? It said they were always going through a rough patch.
- What do you call a wig on a phone? A “call-hair-Id”!
- What do you call a wig in space? An astro-hair-naut.
- Why did the wig start meditating? To find some inner “piece”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite song? “Can’t Keep My Hairs to Myself”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of car? A convertible. It loves the wind in its hair.
- What do you call a shy wig? A hair-retic.
- Why was the wig so brave? It was a little “hair-oic”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite dance? The “Hair-lem Shake”.
- What do you call a scared wig? Hair-raised!
- Why was the wig arrested? For hair-assment.
- What’s a wig’s favorite activity? Hair-rafting.
- What did one wig say to another on a windy day? “Hold on to your hairs!”
- Why did the wig go to the party? To let its hair down.
- What’s a wig’s favorite novel? “The Hair-y Potter Series”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind”.
- Why did the wig go to the beach? It wanted to make some waves.
- Why did the wig stop running? It ran out of hair.
- Why do wigs love puzzles? They like getting their hair tangled in a good mystery.
- Why did the wig go to the barber shop? It had split ends.
- What do you call a wig on a bike? A ped-hair-lar.
- What do you call a wig in a courtroom? A hair-ister.
- What’s a wig’s favorite superhero? Hair-y Potter.
- What do you call a dramatic wig? A melo-drama-tress.
- Why don’t wigs like secrets? They always split ends.
- What do you call a wig that loves to swim? A Hair-ppuda.
- Why did the wig go to the gym? To stay in “hair-shape”.
- Why are wigs great detectives? They cover all their tracks.
- Why don’t wigs get lost? They always know where they’re “parted”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite city? “Hair-ris”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite dog? A Shih “T-hair”.
- What do you call a wig that doesn’t quit? A Hair-o.
- Why do wigs never gossip? They don’t want to split hairs.
- What do you call a wig with a lot of ideas? A hair-brain.
- Why was the wig so funny? It always cracked up at the “hair-larious” jokes.
- What’s a wig’s favorite day of the week? “Hair-day”.
- Why was the wig a great leader? It always got to the root of the problem.
- What do you call a wig that tells bad jokes? A “hair-larious” comedian.
- Why did the wig go to the bakery? It had a bun in the oven.
- What do you call a wig at a rock concert? Hair metal.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of cake? Angel hair.
- Why don’t wigs get lonely? They’re always in the company of hairs.
- What’s a wig’s favorite mathematical figure? A hair-angle.
- What do you call a wig on a mission? Hair-rogant.
- Why was the wig on the computer? It was updating its hair-ware.
- Why did the wig go to the restaurant? It heard there was a hair in the soup.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda, because it’s Gouda for the hair.
- What do you call a wig on a boat? A hair-borne.
- What’s a wig’s favorite sport? Hair-hockey.
- Why was the wig a good musician? It always hit the right notes, right down to its roots.
- What’s a wig’s favorite food? “Hair-itage” tomatoes.
- Why was the wig good at math? It was a whizz at root problems.
- Why did the wig become a spy? It was great at undercover operations.
- What do you call a wig on vacation? A tourepee.
- Why did the wig join a band? It heard they were looking for more “volume”.
- What do you call a wig that’s a great cook? A culi-hair-ian.
- Why did the wig go to the market? It was trying to add more body to its diet.
- What’s a wig’s favorite holiday? Hair-lloween.
- Why was the wig always late? It lost track of its hair.
- What do you call a wig on a mountain? A peak-a-boo.
- What’s a wig’s favorite book? “Hair-y Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”.
- Why did the wig start a business? It wanted to be a hair-preneur.
- What do you call a wig in a library? A “hairy-tale” reader.
- Why did the wig go to the doctor? It had a case of split ends.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of pasta? Angel hair.
- What do you call a wig in a science lab? A Hair-chemist.
- Why did the wig go to the bank? It was saving up for highlights.
- Why was the wig a good salesperson? It always knew how to make a hair-raising pitch.
- What do you call a wig that is on fire? A flare-tress.
- What’s a wig’s favorite TV show? “Hair of Thrones”.
- Why was the wig a good teacher? It always knew how to get to the root of the problem.
- What do you call a wig at a disco? A hair-oine of the dance floor.
- Why did the wig go to the museum? It heard there was an exhibition on ancient hair styles.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of coffee? Hair-spresso.
- What do you call a wig on the run? A hair-binger of danger.
- Why was the wig always happy? It found joy in every strand of life.
- What’s a wig’s favorite part of a song? The hair-mony.
- Why did the wig join the circus? It was a “hair-raising” act.
- What do you call a wig in a race? A hair-y runner.
- Why was the wig a great poet? It knew how to weave a good tale.
- What’s a wig’s favorite exercise? Hair-obics.
- What do you call a wig on a roller coaster? A hair-raising ride.
- Why did the wig go to the theater? It wanted to see “Hair Spray”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of bread? Hair-y baguette.
- What do you call a wig that loves fashion? A hair-stylista.
- Why did the wig go to the zoo? It wanted to see the hair-less apes.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of tea? Chamomile, it’s soothing for the hair.
- Why did the wig go to the amusement park? It loved the “hair-raising” rides.
- What do you call a wig that is in love? A hair-struck Romeo.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of fish? Hair-ring.
- Why was the wig a great judge? It was always fair and balanced, down to the last hair.
- What do you call a wig on a chessboard? A hair-ecked player.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of candy? Hair-ibo.
- Why did the wig go to the opera? It loved the high notes, they were hair-raising.
- What do you call a wig that is a pirate? Hair-rgh matey!
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of bird? Hair-on.
- Why was the wig a great driver? It always stayed in its lane, from start to finish.
- What do you call a wig in the sky? Air-hair.
- Why was the wig a great scientist? It had the perfect formula for voluminous results.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of music? Hair metal.
- What do you call a wig on a watch? Hair past two.
- Why did the wig go to the greenhouse? It needed a little extra growth.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of cookie? Ginger-hair.
- What do you call a wig at a festival? Hair-y hippie.
- Why did the wig go to the hair salon? It had a bad hair day.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of pizza? Extra cheese with hair-looms tomatoes.
- What do you call a wig in the kitchen? Hair-d Gordon Ramsay.
- Why did the wig cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of plant? Hair-loom roses.
- What do you call a wig in the police? Hair-cules Poirot.
- Why was the wig a great lawyer? It could handle any hairy situation.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of movie? Hair-raising thrillers.
- What do you call a wig in a circus? A hair-ty clown.
- Why did the wig go to the farm? It wanted to see the hair-ows.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of drink? Hair-brewed coffee.
- What do you call a wig in the winter? A snow hair.
- Why did the wig go to the race? It had a need for speed.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of boat? A hair-gatta.
- What do you call a wig on a bull? A hair-owing ride.
- Why did the wig go to the tower? To let down its hair.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of dance? The Hair-ena.
- What do you call a wig on a date? Hair-amour.
- Why did the wig go to the festival? It wanted to “part-y”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of cheese? Hair-d cheese.
- What do you call a wig in a play? A hair-oine.
- Why did the wig go to the awards show? It was nominated for best supporting act-hair.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of vehicle? A hair-plane.
- What do you call a wig at a wedding? Hair-ied.
- Why did the wig go to the gym? It wanted to “pump up the volume”.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of instrument? A hair-monica.
- What do you call a wig on a roller skate? Hair-odynamic.
- Why did the wig go to the picnic? It loved “hair-nic” in the park.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of ice cream? Vanilla with hair-cherry on top.
- What do you call a wig at a concert? Hair-head.
- Why was the wig a great gardener? It knew how to nurture the roots.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of dessert? Hair-misu.
- What do you call a wig on a raft? Hair-drift.
- Why did the wig go to the spa? It needed a hair-py ending.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of soup? Chicken noodle with extra hair-bs.
- What do you call a wig on a lion? A hair-raising mane.
- Why did the wig go to the circus? It wanted to join the “hair-raising” acrobats.
- What’s a wig’s favorite type of game? Hair-hockey.