157 truck driving jokes
- Why don’t truck drivers ever get lost? Because they always keep on trucking!
- What’s a trucker’s favorite type of music? Horn and bass!
- Why was the truck driver so calm during the traffic jam? Because he knew how to keep his cargo.
- How does a truck driver get his coffee? Just-in-caffeinated.
- Why do truckers never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a semi!
- Why did the truck stop? It was tired of rolling.
- Why don’t trucks ever go out on a date? They don’t like to pick up.
- What do you call a truck driver with a fancy hat? A high hauler!
- Why was the truck so happy? It was on a roll.
- Why don’t trucks make good comedians? Their jokes always fall flat-bed.
- What do truck drivers do when they get a flat tire? They retread it.
- What do you call a truck that tells jokes? A comedi-carrier.
- What do you call a truck with no driver? A self-drove vehicle.
- Why are truck drivers the best at playing chess? They’re always thinking about their next move.
- Why did the truck join the gym? To keep its wheels pumped.
- Why did the truck break up with its trailer? It said, “It’s not you, it’s me. I need space.”
- Why don’t truck drivers tell secrets? They have too many wide loads.
- What does a truck say to its tires? You keep me going.
- How does a truck ask its crush out? I’m tired of going around in circles, let’s go straight to dinner.
- What did the truck say to the speed bump? You break my drive!
- How does a truck flirt? I must be a light bulb because you just turned me on.
- How do you know if a truck driver has been to your garden? Your vegetables are all packed up.
- What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look now, I’m changing.
- Why don’t trucks ever get lonely? They are always in company.
- Why did the truck go to therapy? It had a breakdown.
- Why did the truck go to school? To get a little bit of class (A or B).
- What’s a truck’s favorite meal? Brake-fast!
- Why was the truck driver good at basketball? He always makes great hauls.
- What does a truck say when it’s happy? “Oh my gears!”
- Why did the truck go to the party? To pickup the vibes.
- What do you call a trucker that only drives in the left lane? A rev-olutionary.
- Why are truck drivers like pianos? When they’re not upright, they’re grand!
- Why did the truck go to the dance? To show off its moves.
- How did the truck propose to its girlfriend? With a diamond ring road.
- Why are truck drivers bad at playing cards? They like to hit the road.
- How does a truck leave its house? It trucks out.
- Why was the semi-truck a good actor? It always plays a big part.
- What’s a truck driver’s favorite shoe? Vans.
- Why was the truck so loud? It had a big horn.
- Why are truck drivers good at pool? They’re great at cue-mming!
- Why don’t trucks make good dancers? They have two left wheels.
- Why did the truck go to the opera? To see a transporto.
- What do you call a truck with a flat tire? A downer.
- Why did the truck go to the circus? To show its balancing act.
- What did the truck say to the asphalt? “You crack me up.”
- Why do truck drivers hate winter? They get cold feet, and cold wheels!
- What do you call a truck that’s good at making dessert? A roll-model.
- How do you describe a truck driver’s life? Always on the move.
- Why did the truck go to the beach? To soak up some rays, and haul some waves.
- Why do trucks hate going uphill? It’s an uphill battle.
- What did the truck say to its crush? “I wheelie like you!”
- How do truck drivers say goodbye? “Keep on truckin’.”
- Why did the truck win an award? It always delivers.
- What’s a truck driver’s favorite movie? Mad Max: Freeway Road.
- How does a truck ask its friends to hang out? Let’s go for a spin.
- What do you call a truck who can play the piano? Talented, truck-key master!
- Why are truck drivers good at fishing? They’re always casting lines.
- Why did the truck take a nap? It was out of gas.
- How do trucks stay in shape? They do tire rotations.
- What do you call a truck in winter? A chill-hauler.
- Why did the truck go to the doctor? It had gas.
- How does a truck driver’s cat communicate? By using a meow-torway.
- What’s a truck driver’s favorite song? “Life is a Highway.”
- Why did the truck go to yoga? To do the stretch-lorry pose.
- What do you call a truck without brakes? Unstoppable.
- What did the truck say to the sports car? You’re too fast and I’m too furi-ous.
- Why don’t truck drivers play soccer? They’re afraid of getting a red card for hauling.
- How does a truck driver stay clean? By taking a detour through the car wash.
- Why are trucks the most romantic? They love long drives under the stars.
- What did the truck say to the load? You’re weighing on my heart.
- Why don’t trucks go on dates? They hate the pickup lines.
- Why do trucks make bad secret agents? They always carry visible loads.
- Why do trucks make good detectives? They always follow the trail-er.
- What do you call a truck with no wheels? Useless.
- Why are trucks so dramatic? They always have a trailer following them.
- How does a truck do its homework? With a semi-colon.
- Why don’t trucks have many friends? They always carry a load.
- What do you call a truck who’s in love? En-truck-ted.
- Why do trucks hate movies? Because of the trailers.
- How do truck drivers stay entertained on long trips? With truck-loads of podcasts.
- Why did the truck get a ticket at the concert? It was hauling sound.
- What did the truck driver say to the road? Let’s take this journey together.
- Why was the truck upset? It had a lot on its plate.
- How does a truck driver eat his food? He chows down and hauls ass.
- Why are trucks such good storytellers? They always have a tale to haul.
- What does a truck do when it’s tired? It takes a brake.
- What do you call a trucker who loves to read? A book hauler.
- Why don’t trucks ever run a marathon? They’re afraid of running out of gas.
- Why do truck drivers make good boxers? They’re always in the ring road.
- Why did the truck refuse to play football? It was afraid of getting a flat.
- What do you call a truck that’s a mess? A junk hauler.
- Why don’t trucks like to play hide and seek? Because they always stand out.
- Why did the truck go to the spa? It needed a brake.
- How do truck drivers say “I love you”? “You drive me crazy!”
- Why don’t trucks ever play chess? They hate the knight’s move.
- What did the truck say to the gas pump? “You fuel me up!”
- Why are trucks always at the gym? They like to work on their hauls.
- What do you call a truck that loves the sea? A sea-mi-truck.
- Why did the truck break up with its trailer? It couldn’t handle the baggage.
- What does a trucker do when he’s bored on a long haul? He takes it for a spin.
- Why are truck drivers always happy? They always have a load off their minds.
- What do you call a truck that brings gifts? Santa’s hauler.
- What do you call a truck that works in a bakery? A dough hauler.
- Why did the truck cross the road? To get to the service station.
- Why do trucks hate cooking? They can’t stand the heat in the trucking kitchen.
- What do you call a truck that won’t start? A false start-er.
- Why are trucks always calm? They never tire.
- What do you call a trucker who’s also a musician? A roadie.
- Why don’t trucks like to go swimming? They’re afraid of rolling in deep.
- What did the truck say to the toll booth? “Can I get a pass?”
- Why are truck drivers good at math? They’re always on the count of three: ready, set, haul!
- What did the truck say to its cargo? “You complete me!”
- Why did the truck go to the library? It was booked for delivery.
- Why did the truck driver bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to lose his cargo of fun.
- What did the truck say to the trailer? “Stop following me!”
- Why are truck drivers good at baseball? They know how to make a great catch and haul it to the base.
- What do you call a truck driver with a bad cold? A snot hauler.
- How do truck drivers get their children to sleep? They drive them around the block.
- What do you call a truck in a cowboy movie? A haul of the west.
- Why did the truck become a gardener? It loved to haul plants.
- What’s a truck’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghetti car-bonnet.
- Why did the truck go on a diet? It wanted to lose some cargo weight.
- Why was the truck so humble? It always put others in front of it.
- How does a truck apologize? “I didn’t mean to push your buttons.”
- Why don’t trucks ever play poker? They don’t like the dealer.
- Why do trucks make good friends? They never leave you behind.
- Why did the truck get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field.
- How does a truck invite its friends to a party? “Let’s get truckin’.”
- What’s a truck’s favorite day of the week? Freight-day!
- Why did the truck visit the psychologist? It had too much baggage.
- What’s a truck’s favorite TV show? “Wheel of Fortune.”
- Why did the truck break up with its GPS? It kept telling it what to do.
- What do you call a truck with a great voice? A sing-mi-truck.
- Why was the truck a great comedian? It knew how to deliver a punch line.
- Why was the truck feeling down? It was feeling a bit tyred.
- Why did the truck go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its tank.
- What did the truck say when it fell in love? “I can’t help but pickup on your vibes.”
- Why was the truck a great painter? It had a wide brushstroke.
- What’s a truck’s favorite meal of the day? Brake-fast.
- Why did the truck go to the disco? To get its grooves on.
- What do you call a truck that’s fast at delivery? A speed wagon.
- How do trucks like to relax? By listening to the radio.
- Why are trucks always ready for adventure? They always have their bags packed.
- Why was the truck a great dancer? It had some smooth moves.
- Why did the truck join the circus? It wanted to show off its balancing skills.
- What’s a truck’s favorite type of exercise? Circuit training.
- Why did the truck go to a concert? To feel the bass in its chassis.
- What’s a truck’s favorite type of game? Trivia, it’s all about the delivery.
- Why was the truck good at school? It always stayed in its lane.
- Why don’t trucks ever get out of shape? They’re always on the run.