150 towel jokes
- Why don’t towels ever get lost? Because they always hang around.
- Why did the towel go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups.
- Why was the towel always picked first for games? Because it really knows how to throw in the towel.
- Why did the towel get promoted? Because it was so absorbing.
- Why did the hand towel apply for a job? It wanted to throw in the terry.
- Why was the towel invited to the party? It’s great at breaking the ice and drying it up.
- Why was the towel always calm? Because it doesn’t like to be wrung out.
- What did one towel say to the other? You’re tear-able.
- Why did the towel get an award? It was outstanding in its field… of absorbency.
- Why did the towel go to jail? Because it was a bath offender.
- Why don’t towels ever make good comedians? Their dry humor just doesn’t cut it.
- Why did the towel become a basketball player? It wanted to go pro with the towel throw.
- Why didn’t the paper towel get the job? It was always tearing up at interviews.
- Why are towels the best reporters? They always get the scoop and soak it up.
- Why did the towel get in trouble at school? It was caught passing notes in the washroom.
- Why did the towel get a timeout? It just wouldn’t throw in the towel.
- Why did the towel go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some sun.
- Why was the towel so popular? Because it’s always hanging out.
- What’s a towel’s favorite exercise? A towelette.
- Why do towels always lose at poker? They always fold.
- Why did the towel go to the bakery? It heard they needed a roll.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of music? Ragtime.
- Why did the towel go to the concert? It’s a big fan of the Rolling Towels.
- Why was the towel acting weird? It was feeling a bit twisted.
- What do towels wear to formal events? A towel-do.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of pasta? Fettuccine Alfred-dry.
- Why do towels make terrible detectives? They always cover up the evidence.
- Why did the towel visit the psychiatrist? It had a fear of ringlets.
- Why are towels such terrible secret keepers? They always spill.
- What do you call a towel that tells tall tales? A fib-ric.
- Why was the towel a bad cook? It always dried out the food.
- Why did the towel fail its driving test? It couldn’t handle the handbrake.
- What do you call a towel with an attitude? A snappy towel.
- What’s a towel’s favorite sport? Water polo.
- Why was the towel at the baseball game? It was the official batboy.
- What do towels use to write with? Ballpoint pens. They’re so absorbent!
- Why was the towel on the internet? It was streaming.
- Why do towels make lousy pets? They never come when you call them.
- Why did the towel flunk out of school? It couldn’t pass a dry run.
- What’s a towel’s favorite time of day? High tide.
- Why was the towel kicked out of the library? It was always blotting out the text.
- What do you call a philosophical towel? A deep thinker, because it’s always in hot water.
- Why was the towel always broke? It kept getting soaked.
- Why do towels hate office work? Too much paperwork to soak up.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of bread? Dry toast.
- What’s a towel’s favorite kind of joke? A dry one.
- Why did the towel join a band? It heard they needed a drummer to keep the beat dry.
- What did the beach towel say to the other? “Don’t be a beach, dry up.”
- Why are towels such terrible liars? Their stories never hold water.
- What did the towel say to the scarecrow? “You’re out standing in your field, but I’m in-grained.”
- What does a towel call its grandma? Granular… because she always brings the sugar.
- Why did the towel never play hide and seek? It was always spotted.
- What do you call a heroic towel? A caped absorber.
- Why do towels make great detectives? They always get into the thick of things.
- What’s a towel’s favorite beverage? Dry martini.
- Why do towels make terrible singers? They’re always off-key and dry.
- What do you call a magical towel? Harry Potter, the boy who lived… to dry.
- Why did the towel take the stairs? It wanted to raise the bar.
- What did the towel say when it saw its friend after a long time? “Long time, no sea!”
- Why did the towel bring a pencil to the beach? It wanted to draw in the sand.
- What do you call a rich towel? Filthy rich… it’s always laundering money.
- What did the shy towel say to the other? “You’re making me blush!”
- Why was the towel always a hit at parties? It knew how to keep things dry.
- Why did the towel never get involved in politics? It didn’t want to be part of the spin cycle.
- What do you call a scared towel? Terrified terry.
- Why do towels hate winter? They can’t stand the dry heat.
- What do towels use to communicate? Morse code – dots and dashes.
- Why did the towel bring sunscreen to the beach? It didn’t want to dry out.
- What did the towel say to the soap? “Don’t slip away from me!”
- Why do towels love drama? They’re great at soaking up the tears.
- Why was the towel a great actor? It always knew when to dry up.
- What do towels and lawyers have in common? They both know when to throw in the towel.
- What does a towel do after a workout? It soaks in the sweat of victory.
- Why did the towel date the washcloth? It was looking for a fluffier partner.
- Why did the towel visit the gym? It wanted to dry harder.
- What do you call a towel that doesn’t dry? A disappoint-ment.
- Why did the towel refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? It was afraid of cheetahs.
- Why did the towel cross the road? To dry off on the other side.
- Why did the towel join the circus? It wanted to learn to juggle the jugs.
- What’s a towel’s favorite dance move? The twist and shout.
- What did the beach towel say to the sand? “I’ve got you covered.”
- Why did the towel never fight? It knew when to wave the white flag.
- Why are towels the worst kind of fabric? They can’t handle the heat.
- What’s a towel’s favorite movie? “The Dry and the Furious.”
- Why are towels so good at giving advice? They always soak it in first.
- Why did the towel fail the test? It blanked under pressure.
- What’s a towel’s favorite food? Dry roast.
- Why was the towel on the football team? It was great at catching the sweat.
- Why did the towel go to the bar? To dry up its sorrows.
- What did the towel say to the shower? “Rain on me!”
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of dog? A Labrador Retriever, because it loves water.
- Why did the towel go to school? It wanted to dry its best.
- Why did the towel become a gardener? It loved the sprinklers.
- Why was the towel always late? It took too long to dry up.
- What’s a towel’s favorite hobby? Hanging out to dry.
- Why did the towel join the orchestra? It wanted to play the dry-angle.
- Why are towels great philosophers? They absorb knowledge.
- Why was the towel sad? It felt wrung out.
- Why did the towel become a mailman? It loved the post-mark.
- Why did the towel get a bad review? It was too dry.
- Why did the towel become a boxer? It knew how to take a punch.
- What’s a towel’s favorite school subject? Geography – it loves the water cycle.
- Why did the towel go to the beach? To have a dry day out.
- What’s a towel’s favorite game? Hangman.
- Why did the towel become a chess player? It was good at check-mating.
- What did the towel say to its child? “Stay dry, kid.”
- Why did the towel become a writer? It loved a good plot twist.
- Why did the towel become a baker? It loved the heat.
- What’s a towel’s favorite city? Dry-cago.
- What’s a towel’s favorite novel? “A Tale of Two Dry Cities.”
- Why did the towel become a singer? It was a fan of the high notes.
- Why did the towel get a tattoo? It wanted to be a bit edgy.
- What’s a towel’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper, because it reminds it of a bathtub.
- Why did the towel fail at archery? It couldn’t handle the tension.
- Why did the towel go to the museum? It wanted to absorb some culture.
- Why did the towel get into politics? It wanted to clean up the government.
- What do you call a towel that’s lost its job? An unemploy-ment.
- Why did the towel become a teacher? It wanted to soak knowledge into young minds.
- What’s a towel’s favorite season? Fall, because of the dry leaves.
- Why did the towel go to the gym? It wanted to do a dryathlon.
- What do you call a towel in space? An astro-naut.
- What’s a towel’s favorite TV show? “Dry-Day Night Live.”
- Why did the towel become a swimmer? It loved doing laps.
- Why did the towel get a job at the water park? It loved to slide.
- What do you call a towel that can sing? A dry-tenor.
- Why did the towel become a lifeguard? It was good at drying off in an emergency.
- Why did the towel go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the roller coaster.
- Why did the towel join the choir? It loved the harmonies.
- What’s a towel’s favorite instrument? The dry-ums.
- Why did the towel become a painter? It loved color.
- Why did the towel start a band? It wanted to rock and roll.
- Why did the towel get a job at the spa? It loved the steam.
- Why did the towel join a book club? It loved to soak up a good story.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of poetry? Dry-am.
- Why did the towel become a librarian? It loved to absorb information.
- What’s a towel’s favorite flower? The desert rose.
- Why did the towel get a job at the car wash? It loved to shine.
- What’s a towel’s favorite board game? Dry-nopoly.
- What’s a towel’s favorite animal? The camel – it’s a fan of the desert.
- Why did the towel become a yoga instructor? It loved to stretch.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of tree? The weeping willow, because it reminds it of a shower.
- Why did the towel become a sailor? It loved the open sea.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of car? A convertible – it loves to feel the wind.
- Why did the towel become a photographer? It loved to capture moments.
- What do you call a towel that’s an author? A nov-dry-st.
- Why did the towel go to the mall? It loved to shop until it dropped.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of math? Geometry – it loves angles.
- Why did the towel go to the park? It wanted to have a picnic.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of bird? The pelican – it’s a fan of the beach.
- What’s a towel’s favorite type of dance? The twist and dry.