150 sweaty jokes

  1. Why don’t gyms install air conditioners? Because they want to keep things heated!
  2. Why was the computer sweating? Because it had too many windows open!
  3. Why did the fitness instructor bring a towel to the party? He knew it would be a sweat fest!
  4. Why don’t basketball players sweat? They have too many fans!
  5. What does a sweat droplet say when it’s in a rush? I must be going, I’m in a hurry to evaporate!
  6. Why don’t saunas need to advertise? Because word of sweat always gets around!
  7. Why did the book go to the gym? It wanted to work on its novel muscles, and it’s not afraid of a little sweat!
  8. Why did the runner bring a pencil to the race? He wanted to draw out a sweat!
  9. What’s a faucet’s favorite exercise? A sweat push!
  10. Why did the bicycle fall over at the gym? It was two-tired to sweat!
  11. What’s a sweat droplet’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the angles!
  12. Why did the sweat go to therapy? It was dealing with evaporation issues!
  13. What do you call a workout without sweat? A dry run!
  14. Why did the jogger always carry an umbrella? Because he knew he could cause a rainstorm!
  15. Why did the sweat droplet go to the party? To break the ice!
  16. Why was the gym floor always nervous? Because everyone kept dropping their sweaty weights!
  17. What do you call a barbell that doesn’t make you sweat? A lightweight!
  18. Why was the yoga class so hot? It wasn’t the temperature, just a lot of good-looking sweat!
  19. What do sweat and electricity have in common? They both conduct well!
  20. Why did the sweat drop sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be mistaken for dew!
  21. Why was the treadmill sweating? Because it was running all day!
  22. Why did the guitar start sweating on stage? It couldn’t handle the pressure of being picked!
  23. Why did the antiperspirant get a job at the gym? It wanted to stop the sweat at the source!
  24. Why did the weightlifter bring a mop to the gym? Because he knew he’d be cleaning up his own sweat!
  25. How does the sun say goodbye to the sweat? “Evaporate soon!”
  26. Why did the baker go to the gym? He wanted to knead out some sweat!
  27. What’s a marathon runner’s favorite drink? Sweat tea!
  28. Why didn’t the sweat go to the party? It was too much of a drip!
  29. Why did the kettlebell go to the sauna? It heard that’s where all the hot and sweaty things hang out!
  30. Why don’t sweats join the circus? They can’t handle the juggling!
  31. Why was the soccer ball sweating? Because the players kept giving it a kick!
  32. Why did the onion go to the gym? It wanted to make everyone cry, not just from the sweat!
  33. What did the sweat say to the towel? “You’ve got me all wrapped up!”
  34. Why did the sauna receive an award? It had a hot streak of making people sweat!
  35. Why don’t clocks sweat? Because time flies, it doesn’t run!
  36. Why did the sweat droplet flunk out of school? It couldn’t stick around for a whole class!
  37. How does a sweat bead make a phone call? It uses a cell-phone!
  38. Why do joggers always carry a map? They don’t want to lose their sweat!
  39. What does a sweat bead put on before a workout? It’s running shoes!
  40. Why did the sweat go to the comedy show? It wanted to see some steamy humor!
  41. Why did the sweat start a blog? It wanted to tell tales of its travels from pore to floor!
  42. Why was the water bottle sweating? It saw the gym equipment!
  43. Why did the can of soda start sweating? It was soda-pressed!
  44. What did the sweat say to the gym clothes? “We’re sticking together!”
  45. Why was the letter “S” sweating? It was in the middle of a hot word!
  46. What’s a sweat bead’s favorite dance? The drip and slide!
  47. Why do plants never sweat? They always keep their cool in the sun!
  48. Why did the sweat cross the forehead? To get to the other sideburn!
  49. Why don’t sweats go to picnics? They always bring uninvited guests!
  50. Why did the dumbbell start to sweat? It couldn’t handle the weight of expectation!
  51. What did the sweat say to the face? “I’m falling for you!”
  52. Why was the sweat nervous at the party? It thought it would make a splash!
  53. What do you call a sweated-out ghost? A perspir-geist!
  54. What did one sweat drop say to the other? “Let’s make a run for it!”
  55. Why was the tree sweating? It was trying to spruce up its appearance!
  56. Why did the detective always work out before solving a case? He needed to sweat the small stuff!
  57. Why was the joke so sweaty? It was in the punch line!
  58. What did the sweat drop say to the evaporating sweat drop? “Don’t leave me hanging!”
  59. Why did the mirror start sweating? It saw its reflection working out!
  60. Why don’t pencils sweat? They’re always on point!
  61. Why did the painter always workout before starting a new piece? He liked to make a splash!
  62. Why did the hiker carry a towel? He knew he’d be breaking a mountain of sweat!
  63. Why did the raindrop never hang out with the sweat droplet? It thought it was too salty!
  64. What’s a sweat drop’s favorite instrument? The slide trombone!
  65. Why was the sweat scared to evaporate? It didn’t want to disappear into thin air!
  66. Why did the ice cube hate the gym? It was scared of becoming a puddle!
  67. What do you call a group of sweaty words? A perspiration conversation!
  68. Why don’t bugs sweat? They don’t want to be a hot mess!
  69. Why did the camera start sweating? It couldn’t focus on the heat!
  70. What did the sweat droplet say to the eye? “I’m here to help you cry!”
  71. Why did the sweat droplet visit the therapist? It was feeling a bit vaporized!
  72. Why was the boxing ring the sweatiest place? Because it witnessed too many heavyweights!
  73. Why did the clock go to the gym? It wanted to work out its tick and get into a sweat!
  74. What do you call a scary sweat droplet? A sweat drop of doom!
  75. Why did the shoe start sweating? It couldn’t handle the sole exercise!
  76. What’s a tired sweat’s favorite song? “Take a Break”!
  77. What do you call a math book that sweats? A workout-book!
  78. Why did the sweat droplet go to the spa? It needed a steam treatment!
  79. Why was the actor so sweaty? He was in a heated performance!
  80. Why do spicy foods make you sweat? They’re hot stuff!
  81. What do you call a sweaty snowman? A puddle!
  82. Why did the music note start to sweat? It couldn’t handle the heat of the spotlight!
  83. Why did the sweat droplet get a job at the bank? It wanted to be liquid assets!
  84. Why was the lemon at the gym? It wanted to squeeze out some sweat!
  85. What did the gym say to the sweat? “You’re making a splash!”
  86. Why was the apple at the gym? It wanted to get to the core of the sweat!
  87. Why did the candle start sweating? It couldn’t handle the wick-end heat!
  88. What do you call a sweaty robot? A perspira-bot!
  89. Why don’t fridges workout? They can’t handle the heat!
  90. What did the sweat say to the deodorant? “I’m your biggest fan!”
  91. Why did the nervous sweat go to the party? It wanted to mingle and evaporate!
  92. Why was the computer at the gym? It wanted to get rid of its bytes!
  93. What did the sweat say to the winter? “You can’t freeze me out!”
  94. Why did the baseball go to the gym? It wanted to hit a home run with the sweat!
  95. Why was the chalk so sweaty? It couldn’t handle the board examination!
  96. Why did the watermelon go to the gym? It wanted to seed the sweat!
  97. What did one sweat bead say to the other at the gym? “We’re in this pore together!”
  98. Why was the flower so sweaty? It was a bloom with a view!
  99. Why did the nervous sweat visit the bar? It wanted to be on the rocks!
  100. Why was the coffee at the gym? It wanted to espresso itself!
  101. Why did the fridge start to sweat? It couldn’t handle the cool!
  102. Why did the bread go to the gym? It wanted to roll in the sweat!
  103. What do you call a sweaty snowflake? A meltdown!
  104. Why did the sweat go to the ball game? It wanted to catch some heat!
  105. What do you call a sweaty spider? A perspira-web!
  106. Why don’t planets sweat? They’ve got space to chill!
  107. Why did the sweat droplet visit the desert? It wanted to dry out!
  108. Why was the yoga mat so sweaty? It couldn’t handle the downward dog!
  109. Why did the sunflower go to the gym? It wanted to seed some sweat!
  110. Why was the pizza at the gym? It wanted to melt in the heat!
  111. What did the sweat droplet say to the hot day? “You’re making me blush!”
  112. Why did the guitar go to the gym? It wanted to fret some sweat!
  113. Why did the paper go to the gym? It wanted to feel the burn!
  114. Why don’t pencils work out? They break under pressure!
  115. What did the sweat say to the gym? “You make me feel warm and fuzzy!”
  116. Why did the nervous sweat visit the roller coaster? It wanted to drop!
  117. What’s a sweat droplet’s favorite song? “Sweat Child O’ Mine”!
  118. Why did the poet go to the gym? He wanted to verse in sweat!
  119. Why did the sweat join the baseball team? It wanted to slide into home base!
  120. What do you call a sweating superhero? Perspiration Man!
  121. Why was the ice cube at the gym? It wanted to have a meltdown!
  122. Why did the antiperspirant visit the library? It wanted to stop the book sweat!
  123. Why was the sweat droplet bad at math? It always slipped up on the numbers!
  124. Why did the hotdog go to the gym? It wanted to ketchup with the sweat!
  125. Why don’t flowers go to the gym? They’re already blooming!
  126. Why did the sweat join the orchestra? It wanted to be in the string section!
  127. What did the sweat say to the summer? “You’re making me glow!”
  128. Why did the sweat droplet go to school? It wanted to be in the stream of knowledge!
  129. Why don’t oceans work out? They’re already in the deep sweat!
  130. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman!
  131. What did the sweat say to the wind? “Blow me away!”
  132. Why did the sweat droplet go to the cinema? It wanted to see a steamy movie!
  133. Why did the salad go to the gym? It wanted to romaine in shape!
  134. Why don’t mountains go to the gym? They peak too soon!
  135. Why did the chicken go to the gym? It wanted to egg-ercise!
  136. Why don’t rivers work out? They’re already in the flow!
  137. What did the sweat droplet say to the sun? “You’re my shining star!”
  138. Why did the burger go to the gym? It wanted to get lean!
  139. Why did the sweat droplet go to the concert? It wanted to be in the mosh pit!
  140. Why did the pencil go to the gym? It wanted to draw out some sweat!
  141. What’s a sweaty flower’s favorite exercise? Petal push-ups!
  142. Why did the sweat droplet join the band? It wanted to be a rock star!
  143. Why did the doughnut go to the gym? It wanted to work off its jelly!
  144. Why did the napkin go to the gym? It wanted to wipe out the competition!
  145. Why did the music note go to the gym? It wanted to be in treble!
  146. Why was the calendar sweating? It was having a heated date!
  147. Why did the sweat droplet join the choir? It wanted to be in the high notes!
  148. Why did the notebook go to the gym? It wanted to work on its lines!
  149. What’s a sweat droplet’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The water slide!
  150. Why did the sweat droplet go to the museum? It wanted to see some fine art!

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