57+ sushi jokes

Why did the sushi roll go to therapy? Because it had too much wasabi!
Why don’t sushi chefs play hide and seek? They always sashimi!
What do you call a sushi chef who never messes up? On a roll!
Why did the sushi go to school? To get a little “rice-er”!
Why don’t you ever want to get into a fight with sushi? Because it’s raw!
How do sushi chefs practice their knife skills? They fillet lot!
What’s a sushi’s favorite song? “Rolling in the Deep”!
Why did the sushi blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a sushi who sings rap? W-rice Khalifa!
What’s a sushi’s favorite movie? “The Roll-d Truth”!
What did the sushi say to the bumblebee? Wasabi!
How does a piece of sushi say hello? “Miso happy to see you!”
What’s a sushi’s favorite dance? The maki-rena!
Why did the sushi break up with the egg roll? Because it was too fried!
What do you call a sushi roll with a cowboy hat? Tex-maki!
Why was the sushi always lost? Because it never knew where its roll was!
What did the sushi say to the hotdog? “You’re in the wrong roll!”
How does a sushi chef cut the ocean? With a sea-weed cutter!
Why did the sushi rice go to jail? It was framed for being too sticky!
What do you call a sushi who can play guitar? A rock n’ roll!
Why did the sushi go to the party? Because it’s always on a roll!
What do you call a fast sushi? A raw runner!
Why was the sushi chef awarded? Because he had a fish-ful thinking!
How does a sushi say goodbye? Soy long!
What do you call a sushi who is a good listener? All ears roll!
Why is sushi the best student? It always takes notes on the rice paper!
Why did the sushi bring a blanket to the picnic? It didn’t want to feel tempura-ry!
Why don’t sushi date hamburger? They’re just too different on the roll!
What’s a sushi’s least favorite music? Hard ‘rock’!
Why was the sushi chef a good salesman? He always knew how to roll with it!
Why did the sushi go to the museum? To see the famous art, Van Gogh-iri!
Why did the sashimi go to the party alone? It was feeling a little raw!
What did the sushi say to its crush? “You have a rice smile!”
Why did the sushi cross the road? To get to the soy side!
How do you start a sushi race? Maki, set, go!
What’s a sushi’s favorite sport? Baseball. They always hit it out of the ‘bento’ park!
Why was the sushi a great comedian? It knew how to roll with the punches!
What’s a sushi’s favorite place? A sushi bar, it’s always rolling with laughter!
How does sushi introduce itself? “Rice to meet you!”
Why don’t sushi chefs need maps? They always know the ‘roe’!
What did the sushi say to the bully? “You’re just jealous because I’m on a roll!”
What’s a sushi’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
How does sushi break up with its girlfriend? “We’re nori-more!”
Why did the sushi go to heaven? It lived a fish-ful life!
Why is sushi the best actor? It always knows how to ‘roll’ play!
What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasabi, honey!”
What’s a sushi’s favorite clothes? Something that fits like a ‘glove’fish!
How do you know sushi is smart? It has a degree in sear-ology!
Why did the sushi go to the tennis match? To see the ‘serve’!
What did the sushi say to its reflection? “Rice to ‘maki’ your acquaintance!”
What’s a sushi’s favorite TV show? “Rolling with the Stars!”
Why did the sushi become a teacher? Because it believed in ‘rice’ education!
What do you call a sushi who loves reading? A book roll!
Why was the sushi popular at the party? It always comes with good ‘temaki’!
How do you know sushi has a sense of humor? It always cracks fishy jokes!
Why did the sushi join the gym? To get a little soy-cise!
How does a sushi chef say sorry? “I apolo’rice’!”
Why did the sushi visit New York? To see the big “apple roll”!
What’s a sushi’s favorite vegetable? ‘Peas’ of nori!
Why did the sushi go to Hollywood? It wanted to be a movie ‘roll’!
What do you call a sleepy sushi? A snore-maki!
How does sushi take its coffee? With cream and ‘sugar’fish!
What’s a sushi’s favorite car? A Rolls-Rice!
Why is sushi always late? It loses track of ‘tempura’!
How does a sushi say goodnight? “Rice dreams!”
Why did the sushi go to Paris? To see the “Eiff-roll” tower!
Why did the sushi go to the baseball game? It wanted to catch the game on the ‘fly’fish!
Why did the sushi go on vacation? It needed a break from the ‘roll’!
Why don’t sushi play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
How do you make a sushi laugh? Tell a fish ‘tail’!
What’s a sushi’s favorite stationery? ‘Roll’-ex!
What’s a sushi’s favorite type of exercise? ‘Roll’-ates!
Why did the sushi go to the dentist? It had a terrible tootuna-ke!
Why did the sushi go to the bank? It needed to ‘cash’imi out!
How do you compliment a sushi chef? “That’s some-fin special!”
Why was the sushi on the computer? It was updating its soft ‘roll’!
Why did the sushi go to the concert? It loved ‘roll’ and roll!
What’s a sushi’s favorite flower? A ‘rose’-maki!
Why did the sushi get promoted? It knew how to take con-troll!
Why did the sushi start a business? It wanted to be a ‘roll’ model!
Why did the sushi join the circus? It loved doing the ‘rolls’!
Why did the sushi go to the opera? To hear the high ‘seas’!
What did the sushi say to its Valentine? “You’re soy amazing!”
What’s a sushi’s favorite novel? “The Old Man and the ‘Sea’-weed!”
How does a sushi keep its skin smooth? It uses a ‘rice’ mask!
Why did the sushi go to the therapist? It had a phobia of ginger!
What did the sushi say to the ginger? “You’re getting too close for comfort!”
Why did the sushi blush? Because it was ‘naked’ sushi!
Why did the sushi visit Italy? To meet the Pasta-nagi!
How does sushi shop? It prefers ‘roll’ing carts!
What do you call a sushi who likes hip hop? Snoop ‘Rogg’!
Why did the sushi visit the church? It heard the priest has good ‘sermon’!
Why did the sushi refuse to play cards? It was afraid of the sashimi flush!
Why did the sushi go to the beach? It wanted to feel the ‘sand’-wich!
Why did the sushi go to the zoo? It wanted to see the ‘raw’ar of the lions!
Why did the sushi go skiing? It loved the chilly ‘maki’ slopes!
What did the sushi say to the computer? “Stop trying to byte me!”
How does a sushi propose? “Will you maki me the happiest sushi roll?”
Why did the sushi go to the spice shop? It felt a little ‘plain’!
What’s a sushi’s favorite type of music? ‘Roll’ n’ Roll!
Why was the sushi a great detective? It always went against the ‘grain’!
Why did the sushi visit the bakery? It wanted a fresh ‘bun’!
Why was the sushi a great basketball player? It always had a slam ‘dunk’!
Why did the sushi go to the hair salon? It wanted a new ‘do’!
Why was the sushi an excellent swimmer? It always did the ‘breaststroke’!
What’s a sushi’s favorite exercise? The ‘crunch’ roll!
Why did the sushi refuse to watch the horror movie? It couldn’t handle the ‘scream’!
Why did the sushi join the choir? It had a high ‘c’!
Why was the sushi a great writer? It always knew how to ‘wrap’ things up!
Why did the sushi go to the casino? It loved the ‘roll’ of the dice!
Why did the sushi go to the gym? It wanted to ‘work’ it out!
Why was the sushi a great dancer? It always had the right ‘moves’!
Why did the sushi attend the fashion show? It loved the ‘runway’!
Why was the sushi a great model? It always knew how to ‘pose’!
Why did the sushi go to the boxing match? It loved the ‘ring’!
Why did the sushi go to the amusement park? It loved the roller ‘coaster’!
Why did the sushi go to the spa? It needed a ‘break’!
Why was the sushi a great magician? It always had a ‘trick’ up its sleeve!
Why did the sushi go to the ice cream shop? It loved the ‘scoop’!
Why was the sushi a great journalist? It always had the ‘scoop’!
Why did the sushi go to the theater? It loved the ‘stage’!
Why did the sushi go to the auction? It loved the ‘bid’!
Why did the sushi go to the farmers market? It loved the ‘fresh’ produce!
Why was the sushi a great architect? It always had a ‘plan’!
Why did the sushi go to the library? It loved a good ‘read’!
Why did the sushi go to the art gallery? It loved the ‘paint’!
Why did the sushi go to the movie theater? It loved the ‘popcorn’!
Why did the sushi go to the park? It loved the ‘swing’!
Why did the sushi go to the supermarket? It loved the ‘check’ out!
Why did the sushi go to the mall? It loved the ‘shop’!
Why did the sushi go to the coffee shop? It loved the ‘brew’!
Why did the sushi go to the restaurant? It loved the ‘menu’!
Why did the sushi go to the hotel? It loved the ‘suite’ life!
Why did the sushi go to the music festival? It loved the ‘beat’!
Why did the sushi go to the circus? It loved the ‘clown’!
Why did the sushi go to the aquarium? It loved the ‘fish’!
Why did the sushi go to the candy shop? It loved the ‘sweet’!
Why did the sushi go to the pottery class? It loved the ‘clay’!
Why did the sushi go to the flower shop? It loved the ‘bloom’!
Why did the sushi go to the yoga class? It loved the ‘stretch’!
Why did the sushi go to the soccer game? It loved the ‘goal’!
Why did the sushi go to the karaoke bar? It loved the ‘sing’!
Why did the sushi go to the pet store? It loved the ‘pup’!
Why did the sushi go to the cooking class? It loved the ‘stir’!
Why did the sushi go to the carnival? It loved the ‘fun’!
Why did the sushi go to the knitting class? It loved the ‘knit’!
Why did the sushi go to the dance class? It loved the ‘twirl’!
Why did the sushi go to the comedy club? It loved the ‘laugh’!
Why did the sushi go to the pool? It loved the ‘splash’!
Why did the sushi go to the magic show? It loved the ‘trick’!

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