139 stinky jokes

  1. Why don’t stinky people ever lose at poker? Because they always have a strong suit!
  2. Why did the cheese go to the party? It wanted to cut the cheese!
  3. What did the garbage can say to the smelly sock? You’re scent-sational!
  4. What did the onion say to the deodorant? You make me cry!
  5. Why did the skunk go to school? To improve its ‘scents’ of learning!
  6. What’s a monster’s favorite perfume? Ghoul-l Chanel No. 5!
  7. What do you call a dinosaur that never takes a bath? A stink-o-saurus!
  8. Why didn’t the pig use deodorant? He didn’t want to hog all the good smell!
  9. What did the stinky cheese say to the other cheese? “I camembert your odor!”
  10. What did the garbage can say to the trash bag? “You’re rubbish at hiding your smell!”
  11. What did the smelly shoe say to the sock? “You’re no ‘heel’, but you sure smell like one!”
  12. What do you call a vampire with bad breath? Count Odor-la!
  13. Why do farts never get lost? They always follow their nose!
  14. Why did the man put deodorant in his garden? Because he didn’t want it to raise a stink!
  15. What did the smelly person say to the deodorant? “You’re my ‘scent’-saver!”
  16. What did the smelly feet say to the shoes? “We’re a ‘pair’ you can’t bear!”
  17. What do you call a stinky wizard? A smell-ficer!
  18. Why was the smelly candle so popular? Because everyone said it really ‘scents’ the mood!
  19. Why did the stinky person go to the party? To clear the room!
  20. What do you call a stinky alien? An ex-stink-terrestrial!
  21. Why did the smelly man become a writer? Because he had a scent for words!
  22. What did the smelly cheese say to the grater? “You’re really ‘grate’, but you can’t shred my stink!”
  23. Why did the flower turn up its nose? Because it didn’t like the plant’s B.O.-tany!
  24. Why do stinky people love winter? Because you can’t smell them through their winter coats!
  25. Why did the stinky person join the circus? They wanted to be a trapez’odor’!
  26. Why didn’t the stinky cheese get invited to the party? It had a ‘feta’ odor!
  27. What did the stinky sock say to the foot? “We’re in a ‘toe-tally’ smelly situation!”
  28. Why was the skunk invited to the party? Because he brought his own scent!
  29. What did the smelly person say when they lost their deodorant? “I’ve lost my scents of direction!”
  30. What’s the difference between a stinky man and a rose? One’s a human ‘re-pug-nance’, the other’s a bloomin’ fragrance!
  31. Why don’t stinky people play hide and seek? Because they always get found by their smell!
  32. Why did the stinky person go to the doctor? They couldn’t ‘odor-stand’ their own smell!
  33. What do you call a stinky knight? Sir Stinks-a-lot!
  34. Why did the stinky person start gardening? They wanted to grow their own ‘bouquet’!
  35. Why was the stinky cheese kicked out of the cheese shop? It was creating a ‘brie-f’ disturbance!
  36. What did the stinky man say to the perfume bottle? “You’re a real ‘scent’-sation!”
  37. Why was the smelly flower so popular? Because it was a ‘pungent’-sia!
  38. Why did the stinky person become a chef? They thought they had a ‘nose’ for it!
  39. What do you call a stinky robot? A robo-odor!
  40. What did the stinky shoe say to the foot? “You’re really ‘sole’-ful!”
  41. Why did the stinky person go to the spa? They wanted a ‘scent’-sational experience!
  42. What’s a stinky person’s favorite drink? Odor-ade!
  43. Why did the stinky cheese go on a diet? It was too ‘gouda’ to be true!
  44. What did the stinky person say at the perfume shop? “I’m in scent heaven!”
  45. Why was the stinky person always alone? They were an ‘odor’-able loner!
  46. Why was the skunk always happy? Because life was always smelling ‘rosy’!
  47. Why did the stinky person go to the beach? They wanted to freshen up with a sea breeze!
  48. What do you call a stinky superhero? Captain Ameri-cansmell!
  49. Why did the stinky person join the gym? To ‘sweat’ out their smell!
  50. What did the smelly sock say to the washing machine? “You’re my last ‘rinse’-ort!”
  51. Why did the stinky cheese go to the museum? It wanted to become ‘cultured’!
  52. What did the skunk say to the rose? “You’re a ‘blossom’ relief!”
  53. Why did the stinky person become an artist? They thought they could ‘paint’ a better smell!
  54. What do you call a stinky ghost? A phan-‘tomb’!
  55. What’s a stinky person’s favorite movie? “Scent of a Woman!”
  56. Why did the stinky person become a florist? They wanted to create a ‘floral’ scent!
  57. Why was the skunk a good detective? It could always ‘sniff’ out the culprit!
  58. What do you call a stinky wizard’s spell? Smell-ify!
  59. Why did the stinky person go to the bakery? They wanted to ‘knead’ a better smell!
  60. Why was the stinky cheese so funny? Because it was ‘cracking’ up with a good stink!
  61. What did the stinky shoe say to the foot? “You’re a real ‘heel’ for making me smell!”
  62. Why did the stinky person go to the perfume factory? They wanted a ‘whiff’ of a better life!
  63. What did the stinky person say to the nose? “You’re a real ‘sniff’ judge!”
  64. Why was the skunk always in trouble? It was always raising a ‘stink’!
  65. Why did the stinky cheese go to school? To get a little more ‘edam’-ucation!
  66. What do you call a stinky dinosaur? A ‘rex’-treme stinker!
  67. Why did the stinky person go to the candle shop? They wanted to ‘wick’ away their smell!
  68. What’s a stinky person’s favorite song? “Smells Like Teen Spirit!”
  69. Why did the stinky cheese go to the beach? It wanted to catch some ‘rays’ and a sea breeze!
  70. Why was the stinky person always at the gym? They were always ‘working out’ their smell!
  71. What do you call a stinky vampire? Count Smell-ula!
  72. Why did the stinky cheese go to the disco? It wanted to be a ‘cheddar’ dancer!
  73. What’s a stinky person’s favorite book? “The Secret Life of Beeswax!”
  74. Why did the stinky person go to the zoo? They wanted to be a ‘scent’-sation among animals!
  75. What do you call a stinky pirate? Captain Stinksparrow!
  76. Why was the stinky cheese a great singer? It was always hitting the ‘sharp’ notes!
  77. What did the stinky person say to the soap? “You’re my last hope!”
  78. Why did the stinky person go to the flower shop? They wanted to ‘pick’ a better smell!
  79. What do you call a stinky superhero’s power? Scent-strength!
  80. Why did the stinky cheese go to the ball? It wanted to be a ‘blue’ belle!
  81. What’s a stinky person’s favorite TV show? “The Scent of Anarchy!”
  82. Why did the stinky person go to the farm? They wanted to be a ‘scent’-sational farmer!
  83. What do you call a stinky mermaid? Ariel, The Smell-maid!
  84. Why did the stinky person go to the bakery? They wanted to ‘rise’ above their smell!
  85. What’s a stinky person’s favorite game? “Smell-o!”
  86. Why did the stinky cheese go to the music festival? It wanted to ‘rock’ its smell!
  87. What do you call a stinky wizard’s staff? A Smell-rod!
  88. Why did the stinky person go to the candy store? They wanted to ‘sweeten’ their smell!
  89. What’s a stinky person’s favorite band? “The Rolling Scones!”
  90. Why did the stinky cheese go to the opera? It wanted to ‘brie’ a soprano!
  91. What do you call a stinky astronaut? Neil Smell-strong!
  92. Why did the stinky person go to the greenhouse? They wanted to be a ‘green’ thumb!
  93. What’s a stinky person’s favorite dance? The Foxtrot, because it smells like a fox!
  94. Why did the stinky cheese go to the football match? It wanted to be a ‘gouda’ sport!
  95. What do you call a stinky fairy? Tinker-smell!
  96. Why did the stinky person go to the perfume shop? They wanted to have a ‘scent’-sational shopping!
  97. What’s a stinky person’s favorite movie? “Scent and Sensibility!”
  98. Why did the stinky cheese go to the library? It wanted to ‘read’ up on better smells!
  99. What do you call a stinky pirate’s ship? The Smell-ship!
  100. Why did the stinky person go to the farm? They wanted to ‘moo’ve past their smell!
  101. What’s a stinky person’s favorite ride? The Smell-er-coaster!
  102. Why did the stinky cheese go to the concert? It wanted to be a ‘feta’ musician!
  103. What do you call a stinky wizard’s hat? A Smell-cap!
  104. Why did the stinky person go to the sweet shop? They wanted to ‘sugarcoat’ their smell!
  105. What’s a stinky person’s favorite sports team? The Green Bay Smell-ers!
  106. Why did the stinky cheese go to the dance class? It wanted to ‘swiss’ and twirl!
  107. What do you call a stinky superhero’s cape? A Smell-cape!
  108. Why did the stinky person go to the coffee shop? They wanted to ‘brew’ a better smell!
  109. What’s a stinky person’s favorite video game? “Super Smell-io Bros!”
  110. Why did the stinky cheese go to the film festival? It wanted to be a ‘brie’-lliant actor!
  111. What do you call a stinky pirate’s treasure? Smell-ty treasure!
  112. Why did the stinky person go to the botanical garden? They wanted to ‘cultivate’ a better smell!
  113. What’s a stinky person’s favorite dessert? Smell-va cake!
  114. Why did the stinky cheese go to the boxing match? It wanted to be a ‘knockout’!
  115. What do you call a stinky superhero’s vehicle? The Smell-mobile!
  116. Why did the stinky person go to the perfume conference? They wanted to ‘spritz’ up their life!
  117. What’s a stinky person’s favorite place? The Smell-tic Sea!
  118. Why did the stinky cheese go to the horse race? It wanted to be a ‘wheely’ good jockey!
  119. What do you call a stinky alien’s spaceship? The Smell-ship Enterprise!
  120. Why did the stinky person go to the ice-cream shop? They wanted to ‘chill’ their smell!
  121. What’s a stinky person’s favorite drink? Smell-tea!
  122. Why did the stinky cheese go to the basketball game? It wanted to be a ‘swiss’ shot!
  123. What do you call a stinky superhero’s sidekick? Smell-boy!
  124. Why did the stinky person go to the music store? They wanted to ‘tune’ their smell!
  125. What’s a stinky person’s favorite type of music? Smell-soul!
  126. Why did the stinky cheese go to the comedy club? It wanted to ‘crack’ everyone up!
  127. What do you call a stinky detective’s magnifying glass? A Smell-ifying glass!
  128. Why did the stinky person go to the candy factory? They wanted to ‘sweeten’ their smell!
  129. What’s a stinky person’s favorite song? “Smells Like Old Spirit!”
  130. Why did the stinky cheese go to the theatre? It wanted to be a ‘blue’ actor!
  131. What do you call a stinky superhero’s base? The Smell-tower!
  132. Why did the stinky person go to the fruit market? They wanted to ‘peel’ off their smell!
  133. What’s a stinky person’s favorite animal? The Smell-ephant!
  134. Why did the stinky cheese go to the jazz club? It wanted to ‘blue’ everyone away!
  135. What do you call a stinky superhero’s weapon? The Smell-saber!
  136. Why did the stinky person go to the flower show? They wanted to ‘blossom’ a new smell!
  137. What’s a stinky person’s favorite restaurant? The Smell-ted Pot!
  138. Why did the stinky cheese go to the film premiere? It wanted to be a ‘big cheese’!
  139. What do you call a stinky superhero’s mask? The Smell-mask!

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