150 star wars jokes

  1. Why don’t Jedi use public transportation? Because they prefer to “force” their way through traffic.
  2. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
  3. What do you call a potato that’s gone to the Dark Side? Vader Tots.
  4. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
  5. Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
  6. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
  7. What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars.
  8. Why do Doctors make terrible Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patience.
  9. Why is Yoda a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
  10. Why did the Jedi go to the bar? To get a “force” lift.
  11. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car? A Toy-Yoda.
  12. Why was the droid angry? Because people kept pushing its buttons.
  13. How does Chewbacca catch game in the forest? With an Ewok.
  14. What do you call a Star Wars nerd? An encyclopAedia.
  15. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.
  16. How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for Christmas? He feels his presents.
  17. Why did the scarecrow become a successful Jedi? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  18. Why did Han Solo turn his oven off? Because he didn’t want to cook Chewie!
  19. What is Jabba the Hutt’s favorite dish? Leiah and potatoes.
  20. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the chocolate store? “Use the fudge, Luke.”
  21. Why was the droid on a diet? It had too many bytes.
  22. What did the Rancor say after eating a Wookiee? Chewie!
  23. What do you call a Rebel’s laundry? Endor-cycle.
  24. Why don’t Stormtroopers talk politics? They always miss the point.
  25. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? Ewokie-Talkies.
  26. What’s a Star Wars character’s favorite snack? Wookiee Cookies.
  27. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his fur? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
  28. Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the wrong order? Because the director Yoda’d the script.
  29. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.
  30. Why did Anakin go into the music industry? Because he had the high notes.
  31. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
  32. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2-Detour.
  33. Why did the Star Destroyer go on a diet? It had too much junk in the trunk.
  34. How does Vader like his coffee? A little on the dark side.
  35. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road? Because he had a bad feeling about it.
  36. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? They always end up in a Tie.
  37. Why was Lando stressed? He had high Cloud City bills.
  38. Why is Yoda such a good linguist? He’s fluent in over six million forms of communication.
  39. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.
  40. What do you call a pirate droid? R2-D2, arrrrrrr!
  41. What do Jawas have that no other creature has? Baby Jawas.
  42. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up? So it doesn’t Hang Solo.
  43. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? They always single file to hide their numbers.
  44. Why did nobody like the restaurant on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.
  45. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm.
  46. Why didn’t the Wookiee get promoted? He was always Chewie-ing the scenery.
  47. Why was the droid cold? It left its Windows open.
  48. Why are ewoks not allowed to be Stormtroopers? They always Ewok into walls.
  49. What’s Han Solo’s least favorite coffee? Jabba.
  50. Why did the Jedi become a farmer? Because he wanted to be one with the field.
  51. How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.
  52. What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to swim? Darth Wader.
  53. What do you call a Jedi who can play the piano? Piano-wan Kenobi.
  54. How did Luke find out Darth Vader was his father? It was Force-told.
  55. Why does Kylo Ren always look dirty? Because he won’t take a Ben.
  56. Why did the droid go to school? To improve his “droid-hand” writing.
  57. What do you call an overweight Sith? A Flabba The Hutt.
  58. Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for toppings on his pizza? Because it’s his only hope for a supreme.
  59. What’s a Jedi’s favorite Italian dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli.
  60. What’s a droid’s favorite type of music? R2-Dance!
  61. What do you call a starship that drips water? A dribble-fighter.
  62. Why didn’t the Rebel pilots eat before the big battle? They thought they might get a little “Chewie”.
  63. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
  64. What did Luke say when he was stuck with only a Wookiee for company? “I’ve got a bad feline about this.”
  65. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A millennium falcon.
  66. Why didn’t Obi-Wan buy a house? He believed in the “force”closure.
  67. What do you call a TIE fighter’s pilot’s dog? A barker.
  68. Why was the droid comedian successful? He always cracked up the circuit.
  69. What do you call it when Chewbacca’s best friend is in a musical? Han Solo: The Musical.
  70. Why does Rey never tell secrets on Jakku? Because the sands might shift.
  71. Why did C-3PO break up with his girlfriend? She was too possessive.
  72. What do you call an event for good Star Wars jokes? Pun Wars.
  73. What do you call a Jedi who lives in the tropics? Mace Wind-chill.
  74. Why did Yoda refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because he was afraid of cheetahs.
  75. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant? The Ack-bar.
  76. How does Darth Vader prefer his bathwater? Luke-warm.
  77. What do you call a Porg that plays the trumpet? A Porg-horn.
  78. What do you call a group of musical Star Wars droids? The Beeples.
  79. Why did Anakin Skywalker start a bakery? Because he kneads the dough.
  80. What do you call a Jedi who can sing? A Jedi Chorus.
  81. Why do Jedi make bad chefs? They’re always cutting corners.
  82. Why did Darth Vader become a gardener? He likes pruning with his lightsaber.
  83. What do you call a cold, evil puppy? A pup-sicle.
  84. Why was the Star Wars script early? It was ahead of the Skywalker.
  85. What do you call a rebel who bakes? Peeta Mellark.
  86. Why did the Ewok take a nap? He was Wookieed out.
  87. What’s a Jedi’s favorite candy? Lifesabers.
  88. Why did the Jedi go to the casino? To play Sabacc.
  89. What do you call a Sith who won’t stand up? Sithe Down.
  90. What do you call a Jedi in hot weather? Luke Sunburner.
  91. Why do Ewoks make good secretaries? They’re Endor-efficient.
  92. What do you call Darth Vader when he’s nervous? Panickin’ Skywalker.
  93. What do you call a spaceship with a broken air-conditioner? A frying saucer.
  94. Why did Luke refuse to join Darth Vader? He didn’t want to be grounded.
  95. Why did BB-8 go to school? He wanted to be a rolling scholar.
  96. Why did Finn get thrown out of the movie? He kept trying to Force his opinions.
  97. What do you call a Star Wars gangsta? Yo-da.
  98. Why did Rey become a gardener? She was great with a hoe.
  99. What’s an astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.
  100. How do you know Yoda’s a good gardener? He always keeps the hedges trimmed, he does.
  101. Why did the droid cross the road? Because it was programmed to do so.
  102. What’s Kylo Ren’s favorite clothing brand? Rage Against the Machine.
  103. Why did the Jedi refuse to fight the lion? He felt it would be a catastrophe.
  104. How did Han Solo spice up his comedy act? He added a little Chewie to it.
  105. What’s a Sith’s favorite drink? Darth Roast Coffee.
  106. Why do stormtroopers always work in groups? Because they never hit their target when they’re Solo.
  107. Why does Yoda always carry a map? So he doesn’t get lost, he does.
  108. Why was the Sith arachnophobic? He was afraid of web slingers.
  109. What do you call a Star Wars fan who can play the drums? A Star Beats fan.
  110. Why was Darth Vader bad at baseball? He always choked up.
  111. What did the Jedi say to the sheep? May the fleece be with you.
  112. What do you call a Star Wars cat? Darth Mew.
  113. Why did the Death Star have a school? It wanted well-educated lasers.
  114. What’s an Ewok’s favorite type of music? Endor’n’B.
  115. Why did the Stormtrooper become a musician? He finally found something he could hit.
  116. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a Wookiee.
  117. Why don’t Jedi ever tell you the odds? They prefer to keep them obi-wan.
  118. Why did the Stormtrooper start bouncing? He wanted to be a basket-ball trooper.
  119. Why was Han Solo called a bird watcher? He’s always looking for the Millennium Falcon.
  120. Why don’t Jawas ever get lost? Because they always follow the droid map.
  121. What’s Darth Vader’s favorite type of music? Anything but the Han Solo.
  122. How does Chewbacca stay fit? Wookiee workouts.
  123. Why did the Ewok get promoted? He was the best in Endor-sements.
  124. Why did Anakin hate sand? It always got in his Vader.
  125. What do you call a loony Jedi? Obi-Wan Cuckoonobi.
  126. Why do Star Wars characters always drink tea? Because it’s a hot Java.
  127. Why did the Jedi visit the fish market? To buy some haddock-chlorians.
  128. Why did the Sith go to school? To improve his “Sith”uation.
  129. Why did the Jedi refuse to play hide and seek? Because a Jedi does not hide.
  130. Why did Darth Vader go to the bakery? He wanted to try the dark rye.
  131. What’s Darth Vader’s favorite day of the year? Sith-mas.
  132. Why don’t droids take vacations? They hate to be disassembled.
  133. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite kind of cheese? Imperial Swiss.
  134. Why was the Star Wars movie released in space? It was rated PG for “Porg Guidance”.
  135. How did the Porg get to the mainland? It used a Porg-cano.
  136. Why do Sith never eat alone? Because they always have a Palpatine.
  137. Why don’t Jedi use phones? They prefer to use the “call”ing.
  138. Why did the Star Wars characters go to the music concert? They wanted to see the band play the Cantina song.
  139. Why did the droid go to therapy? It had a lot of “core” issues.
  140. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes? They’re not very good at flipping.
  141. Why do Stormtroopers never leave the house? They don’t want to Troop out.
  142. What do you call a Sith who works in a bakery? Darth Baker.
  143. Why does Rey never get lost? Because she always takes the Rey of light.
  144. Why did the Jedi refuse to cut the vegetables? He didn’t want to use the “Chop”er.
  145. Why don’t Jedi watch TV? Too many bad Force-commercials.
  146. What does Yoda use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
  147. Why did Darth Vader stop drinking coffee? It was making him feel too “dark roasted”.
  148. Why did the Star Wars characters go to the museum? To see the art too.
  149. Why was the Stormtrooper feeling blue? He missed the target again.
  150. Why does Yoda make an excellent detective? Because he always senses a disturbance.

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