150 spiderman jokes

1. Why doesn’t Spider-Man like to play cards with Venom? Because he always plays with a full deck of “web” cards!
2. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite part of the joke? The “punch” line!
3. What do you call it when Spider-Man does not pay his bills on time? Web-debt!
4. Why did Spider-Man fail his driving test? Too much webbing under the pedal!
5. What do you call Spider-Man when he goes to space? Astro-arachnid!
6. Why did Spider-Man become a baseball player? He knows the swing!
7. What would you find in Spider-Man’s bathroom? His web-dryer!
8. How does Spider-Man communicate with other insects? Through the web!
9. What does Spider-Man put in his beverages? Just-ice!
10. Why is Spider-Man a great employee? He’s outstanding in his “web” field!
11. What is Spider-Man’s favorite month? Web-ruary!
12. How does Spider-Man get to school? By “web” bus!
13. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite sport? Basket”web”!
14. What did Spider-Man say to the computer? Stop all the web-traffic!
15. Why did Spider-Man become a chef? He’s great at “web” recipes!
16. What is Spider-Man’s favorite band? The “Web” Beatles!
17. Why doesn’t Spider-Man like fast food? Too much “web” grease!
18. Why did Spider-Man go to the therapist? For web-therapy!
19. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite dance? The Spider “web” Twist!
20. Why is Spider-Man always calm? He never loses his “web” cool!
21. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite dessert? Web-berry pie!
22. Why did Spider-Man get a ticket? For “web” speeding!
23. What do you call Spider-Man when he loses his suit? Peter “Parker”!
24. Why does Spider-Man make a great detective? He’s always on the “web”!
25. What did Spider-Man say to the computer virus? You’re not in my “web”!
26. How does Spider-Man make his coffee? With a “web” press!
27. Why is Spider-Man good at volleyball? He always hits the “net”!
28. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite social media? Web-Talk!
29. How does Spider-Man win at poker? He always has a “web” up his sleeve!
30. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite day of the week? Web-nesday!
31. How does Spider-Man keep his suit wrinkle-free? He uses a “web” iron!
32. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s cooking? The web-chef!
33. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite clothing brand? Web-bington’s!
34. How does Spider-Man cut his pizza? With a pizza “slicer”!
35. Why is Spider-Man always on time? His web-watch never lies!
36. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite drink? Web-beverage!
37. How does Spider-Man know the weather? He checks the “web” forecast!
38. Why does Spider-Man make a great musician? He’s good at spinning records!
39. How does Spider-Man keep his skills sharp? He goes to the “web”-gym!
40. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite game? Web-opoly!
41. Why is Spider-Man good at chess? He knows how to “check” mate!
42. How does Spider-Man relax after a hard day? He reads his favorite “web”-book!
43. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite holiday? Web-ster Day!
44. Why did Spider-Man start a band? He wanted to make web-music!
45. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s feeling down? A gloomy “web”!
46. Why did Spider-Man go to the library? To check out the latest web-novel!
47. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite way to travel? Web-cruising!
48. How does Spider-Man stay hydrated? He drinks from his web-bottle!
49. What do you call a Spider-Man who’s lost his powers? A simple “web”!
50. Why does Spider-Man enjoy fishing? He’s a web-caster!

Let’s continue with the next 50!

51. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite TV show? Web of Thrones!
52. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite movie? The Webfather!
53. Why does Spider-Man always win at hide and seek? He’s a web-hider!
54. Why does Spider-Man make a great artist? He’s great at web-drawing!
55. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of music? Web and Roll!
56. Why did Spider-Man go to the beach? For some web-surfing!
57. How does Spider-Man stay informed? He reads the web-news!
58. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s directing a movie? Web-Spielberg!
59. Why does Spider-Man always remember his lines? He’s a web-memorizer!
60. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s working out? A web-lifter!
61. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite restaurant? Web Shack!
62. Why did Spider-Man join the choir? He’s a web-singer!
63. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s gardening? A web-planter!
64. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of pet? A web-dog!
65. Why does Spider-Man always get good grades? He’s a web-learner!
66. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s writing a poem? A web-rhymer!
67. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of bread? Web-wheat!
68. Why does Spider-Man never lose at tic-tac-toe? He’s a web-strategist!
69. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s decorating for a party? A web-designer!
70. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of candy? Web-taffy!
71. Why does Spider-Man always choose paper in rock, paper, scissors? He’s a web-folder!
72. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s at a fancy ball? A web-dancer!
73. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of cookie? Web-chip!
74. Why did Spider-Man go to the art museum? To see the web-stract art!
75. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s running a marathon? A web-runner!
76. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite board game? Web-ticulous!
77. Why does Spider-Man always wear a helmet when cycling? He’s a web-safety expert!
78. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s studying for exams? A web-cruncher!
79. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite cereal? Web-crunchies!
80. Why did Spider-Man join the scouts? To earn his web-badge!
81. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s doing magic tricks? A web-illusionist!
82. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite fruit? Web-berry!
83. Why did Spider-Man get promoted at work? He’s a web-innovator!
84. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s coding a new game? A web-developer!
85. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite place to visit? Web-city!
86. Why does Spider-Man always win at debates? He’s a web-negotiator!
87. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s painting a portrait? A web-artist!
88. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of tea? Web-mint!
89. Why did Spider-Man win the cooking competition? He’s a web-gourmet!
90. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s picking out clothes? A web-stylist!
91. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of pie? Web-apple!
92. Why did Spider-Man get elected as class president? He’s a web-leader!
93. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s organizing a concert? A web-ordinator!
94. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of sandwich? Web-blt!
95. Why did Spider-Man win the photography competition? He’s a web-shooter!
96. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s teaching a class? A web-ucator!
97. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of pizza? Web-pepperoni!
98. Why does Spider-Man always choose the scenic route? He’s a web-view lover!
99. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s hosting a TV show? A web-nouncer!
100. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of cheese? Web-cheddar!

Phew!

Let’s finish off with the final 50!

101. Why did Spider-Man join the circus? He’s a web-tumbler!
102. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of car? A web-mobile!
103. Why does Spider-Man make a great journalist? He’s a web-reporter!
104. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s taking care of animals? A web-veterinarian!
105. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of pasta? Web-bonara!
106. Why did Spider-Man win the chess tournament? He’s a web-master!
107. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s singing in the shower? A web-star!
108. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of cake? Web-velvet!
109. Why does Spider-Man always win at bingo? He’s a web-number genius!
110. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s riding a horse? A web-jockey!
111. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of bird? Web-bin!
112. Why did Spider-Man choose a hammock for his nap? He’s a web-hanger!
113. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s playing soccer? A web-kicker!
114. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of music instrument? Web-tar!
115. Why does Spider-Man make a great archaeologist? He’s a web-digger!
116. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s learning a new language? A web-glot!
117. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of sushi? Web-roll!
118. Why did Spider-Man become a baker? He loves web-dough!
119. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s fishing? A web-angler!
120. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of dance? Web-tango!
121. Why did Spider-Man get an A+ on his test? He’s a web-genius!
122. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s practicing yoga? A web-zen master!
123. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of dog? A web-terrier!
124. Why did Spider-Man win the spelling bee? He’s a web-speller!
125. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s playing a video game? A web-gamer!
126. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of tree? A web-birch!
127. Why does Spider-Man always get invited to parties? He’s a web-entertainer!
128. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s cleaning his room? A web-organizer!
129. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of soup? Web-estrone!
130. Why did Spider-Man start a recycling campaign? He’s a web-cycler!
131. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s flying a kite? A web-pilot!
132. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of salad? Web-salad!
133. Why does Spider-Man always win at Scrabble? He’s a web-letter genius!
134. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s playing the trumpet? A web-musician!
135. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of pastry? Web-clairs!
136. Why did Spider-Man become a tour guide? He’s a web-explorer!
137. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s writing a script? A web-writer!
138. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of pudding? Web-nilla!
139. Why did Spider-Man get a telescope? He’s a web-stargazer!
140. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s hosting a cooking show? A web-cuisine expert!
141. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of muffin? Web-berry!
142. Why did Spider-Man become a lifeguard? He’s a web-saver!
143. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s playing the piano? A web-pianist!
144. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of ice cream? Web-nilla!
145. Why did Spider-Man join the orchestra? He’s a web-violinist!
146. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s writing a novel? A web-author!
147. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of jam? Web-berry!
148. Why did Spider-Man become a teacher? He’s a web-educator!
149. What do you call Spider-Man when he’s flying a plane? A web-pilot!
150. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite part of a house? The web-room!