150 soap jokes
- Why don’t soaps ever lose at poker? They always clean up!
- Why did the soap get in trouble? It was always lathering!
- What’s a soap’s favorite dance move? The bubble pop!
- Why did the soap go to the baseball game? To see the clean-up hitter!
- How does soap break up with its girlfriend? It says, “I think we should see other suds.”
- What’s a soap’s favorite meal? Bubble and squeak!
- Why did the soap cross the road? To get to the clean side!
- Why was the soap so good at baseball? It always had a clean hit!
- What’s a soap’s favorite music? Baroque!
- Why did the soap never lie? Because it’s always clean-cut!
- What’s a soap’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Rinse!”
- Why did the soap go to school? To come out with flying bubbles!
- Why did the soap go to the party? To have a bubbling good time!
- Why was the soap arrested? It was caught bar-handed!
- Why did the soap join the circus? To be a juggler of bubbles!
- Why did the soap go to the casino? To clean out the house!
- Why was the soap a good detective? It always gets to the grime scene!
- What did one soap say to the other at the bar? “You’re latherly the best!”
- How does soap ask you out on a date? “Would you like to come to a soap opera with me?”
- Why don’t soaps like winter? Because they might slip!
- What’s a soap’s favorite novel? “Great Exfoliations!”
- Why do soaps love baths? It’s the only place where they’re in their element!
- Why did the soap go to the concert? To see the pop stars bubble!
- What’s a soap’s favorite exercise? The lather pull!
- What did the soap say to the towel? “You’re absorb-solutely wonderful!”
- Why did the soap get promoted? It always worked up a good lather!
- Why was the soap so good at chess? It always plays a clean game!
- What did the soap say to its child? “Don’t bubble with your mouth full!”
- Why did the soap get a ticket? It made an illegal foam turn!
- Why was the soap sad? Because it was all washed up!
- Why did the soap go to therapy? It had too many bubble troubles!
- What’s a soap’s favorite game? ScrubScrabble!
- Why do soaps never get lost? They always take the clean path!
- Why did the soap join the choir? It had a bar-itone voice!
- Why do soaps make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always too clean!
- What’s a soap’s favorite fruit? A sudsberry!
- Why was the soap good at basketball? It always had a clean shot!
- Why did the soap become a gardener? To dig into the dirt!
- What did the soap say to the loofah? “I’ve got you covered!”
- Why was the soap a good politician? It always came clean!
- Why did the soap go to the art museum? To see the latherly arts!
- Why did the soap join the military? To fight grime and dirt!
- Why do soaps make great listeners? They never interrupt, they just foam at the mouth!
- Why don’t soaps like jokes? They prefer puns, they’re cleaner!
- Why do soaps love math? Because it’s all about the clean figures!
- Why did the soap go to the supermarket? To get a soap box!
- Why did the soap go to Hollywood? To star in a soap opera!
- Why don’t soaps use smartphones? They prefer bar codes!
- Why did the soap go to the beach? To wash ashore!
- Why don’t soaps ever get dirty? They always wash themselves!
- Why did the soap flunk the exam? Because it couldn’t come clean!
- Why do soaps hate rush hour? Because of the traffic grime!
- Why did the soap become a chef? To whip up a lather!
- Why did the soap join a band? It loves to bubble to the beat!
- Why don’t soaps play hide and seek? They always come out in the wash!
- What did the soap say to the water? “You make me complete!”
- Why was the soap so fit? It had a good latheritic exercise regime!
- Why did the soap join the orchestra? To play the foam-bone!
- Why did the soap go to the opera? It wanted to see a soap-rano sing!
- Why was the soap a good actor? It always had a clean performance!
- Why was the soap good at poker? It had a straight flush!
- Why did the soap go to the spa? To feel pamper-evident!
- Why don’t soaps like magic tricks? They prefer a clean act!
- Why did the soap make a good sailor? It always kept the deck clean!
- Why was the soap a good manager? It knew how to handle slippery situations!
- Why did the soap join the swim team? To make a clean dive!
- What did the soap say to the dirty dish? “You’re about to get served!”
- Why do soaps hate drama? They prefer soap operas, they’re cleaner!
- Why did the soap break up with the sponge? It felt wrung out!
- What’s a soap’s favorite TV show? “Bubblewatch!”
- Why did the soap go to the library? To brush up on its latherature!
- What did the soap say to the bath? “You’re so drain-tastic!”
- Why was the soap a good journalist? It always got the scoop!
- Why did the soap get into photography? It loves capturing clean shots!
- Why did the soap become a teacher? It wanted to wipe out ignorance!
- Why was the soap a good astronaut? It knew how to scrub up well!
- Why did the soap go to the Olympics? To compete in the clean and jerk!
- Why did the soap join the marathon? It wanted to make a clean run!
- Why don’t soaps like arguments? They prefer a clean fight!
- Why did the soap go to the bar? To get a little bubbly!
- What do you call a soap that can sing? A soap-rano!
- What’s a soap’s favorite city? Bubble-ington!
- Why don’t soaps like horror movies? They prefer a clean screen!
- What’s a soap’s favorite type of math? Alg-bra!
- Why do soaps love the gym? They’re all about those reps and lathers!
- Why did the soap go to the zoo? To wash the animals!
- Why did the soap get a job in a restaurant? It wanted to clean plates!
- Why didthe soap join the football team? To make a clean sweep!
- Why was the soap a good musician? It always hit the clean notes!
- Why don’t soaps like gossip? They’re too clean for it!
- What’s a soap’s favorite animal? A bumblebee, for its bubbles!
- Why did the soap go on vacation? To rinse and relax!
- What’s a soap’s favorite holiday? Easter, because of the egg wash!
- What did the soap say to the shower head? “You’re a real head-turner!”
- Why was the soap a good lawyer? It always had a clean case!
- What’s a soap’s favorite type of tea? Chamomile, it’s calming like a bubble bath!
- Why did the soap join the scouts? To earn the cleaning badge!
- Why do soaps love theatre? They love the clean stage!
- What did the soap say to the sponge? “You’ve got a lot of poresonal issues!”
- Why did the soap join the parade? To be a part of the foam-float!
- Why was the soap a good pilot? It always had a clean flight!
- What’s a soap’s favorite type of bread? Bubbly sourdough!
- Why did the soap go to the gym? To washboard its abs!
- Why did the soap go to the dentist? To clean its mouth!
- Why do soaps like rain? It’s a free shower!
- Why did the soap move to the city? It was tired of the countryside!
- Why was the soap a good CEO? It knew how to clean up a mess!
- What did the soap say to the mirror? “I can see right through you!”
- Why did the soap go to the forest? To clean the wild!
- Why did the soap go to the bank? To clean out its account!
- Why do soaps love skiing? They’re always after the clean slope!
- Why was the soap a good salesperson? It knew how to make a clean sale!
- Why did the soap join the racing team? To take a clean start!
- Why did the soap go to the bakery? To buy some buns of soap!
- What’s a soap’s favorite day of the week? Suds-day!
- Why did the soap become a philosopher? To contemplate the cleanliness of existence!
- Why did the soap become a writer? To pen clean narratives!
- Why did the soap go to the museum? To cleanse its aesthetic sense!
- Why was the soap a good judge? It always gave a clean verdict!
- Why did the soap become a boxer? To deliver a clean punch!
- Why don’t soaps like spicy food? They prefer a clean palate!
- Why did the soap join a choir? To wash away its troubles in song!
- Why do soaps love winter? They can make snow bubbles!
- Why did the soap go to the market? To buy some bubble gum!
- Why did the soap take a nap? To dream of a cleaner world!
- What did the soap say to the bath bomb? “You’re the bomb!”
- Why was the soap good at golf? It always had a clean drive!
- Why did the soap become a poet? To write verses that cleanse the soul!
- What’s a soap’s favorite type of joke? Clean humor!
- Why did the soap go to the circus? To see the jugglers clean up their act!
- What did the soap say to the dirt? “You’re about to get cleaned out!”
- Why do soaps hate roller coasters? They’re afraid of bubble bursts!
- What’s a soap’s favorite kind of music? Bubblegum pop!
- Why did the soap go to the hospital? To sanitize the wards!
- Why did the soap take a selfie? To show its clean face!
- Why did the soap go to the park? To clean the benches!
- Why did the soap become a gardener? To help plants clean up their act!
- Why was the soap a good referee? It always made clean calls!
- What’s a soap’s favorite board game? Scrub-bles!
- Why did the soap join a band? To make a clean record!
- What did the soap say to the hand? “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!”
- Why did the soap go to the gym? To wash away the weight!
- What’s a soap’s favorite type of fish? Bubble fish!
- Why did the soap go to the mechanic? To get a clean engine!
- Why did the soap go to the university? To get a degree in cleanliness!
- Why did the soap go to the casino? To clean up at poker!
- Why did the soap become a tailor? To make clean cuts!
- Why did the soap join the basketball team? To make a clean pass!
- What did the soap say to the sink? “You bowl me over!”
- Why did the soap go to the pub? To order a pint of bubble brew!