57+ smores jokes

  1. Why don’t s’mores ever go camping? Because they always get toasted!
  2. What’s a s’more’s favorite song? “Burn, Baby, Burn” by Disco Inferno!
  3. Why was the s’more hired as a detective? Because it always cracks the graham!
  4. How does a s’more say goodbye? “See you ’round the campfire!”
  5. What did one s’more say to the other at the campfire? “You’re on fire tonight!”
  6. Why did the s’more break up with the chocolate bar? It was too bittersweet.
  7. Why was the s’more so good at school? It was always on the honor roll.
  8. What do s’mores use to fix anything? Marsh-mellow adhesive!
  9. What’s a s’more’s favorite exercise? The crunch.
  10. Why did the s’more go to therapy? It had too many layers.
  11. What do you call a cat that eats s’mores? A Marsh-meow-llow!
  12. Why was the s’more so relaxed? It was always chillin’ by the fire.
  13. What’s a s’more’s favorite fashion item? Toasty boots!
  14. Why did the s’more go to the party? To have a roastin’ good time!
  15. Why did the s’more flunk out of school? It always burnt its homework.
  16. Why did the marshmallow never leave the s’more? It was stuck on it!
  17. What does a s’more put in its coffee? Sweet ‘n’ melt creamer!
  18. What do you call a bear that loves s’mores? A grrrraham bear!
  19. What’s a s’more’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line, it’s always a crack-up!
  20. Why did the s’more never lose at poker? It always had a good hand – full of aces and ‘eights’.
  21. Why was the s’more never cold? It was always in layers.
  22. What’s a s’more’s favorite dance? The twist, it gets them all fired up!
  23. Why don’t s’mores make good secret agents? They always crack under pressure.
  24. Why did the s’more go to the dentist? It had a cavity from too much sweetness!
  25. What’s a s’more’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
  26. Why did the s’more visit the psychologist? It had a burning desire to feel wanted.
  27. What do s’mores wear to bed? Pajam-ahams!
  28. Why don’t s’mores make good baseball players? They always melt under the heat!
  29. What do you call a s’more with a sunburn? A toasty treat!
  30. Why are s’mores the favorite food of the jungle? They’re grrrraham-tastic!
  31. What’s a s’more’s favorite horror movie? The Toasting!
  32. Why did the s’more go to the art museum? It heard there was a Picasso exhibition – “The Melted Marshmallow”!
  33. What’s a s’more’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones, they love their “Gimme S’more” hit!
  34. Why did the s’more join the circus? It wanted to be the ring-leader of the roast.
  35. Why was the s’more always in trouble at school? It had a melting attitude.
  36. Why did the s’more become a chef? It wanted to be on the top of the food ch-arr!
  37. What’s a s’more’s favorite sport? Roastball!
  38. What do you call a group of singing s’mores? A choir on fire!
  39. Why did the s’more become a doctor? It wanted to melt hearts, not just marshmallows.
  40. What do you call a s’more that’s an expert at karate? A black-belt cracker!
  41. What’s a s’more’s favorite animal? The roast-beefalo!
  42. Why did the s’more go to space? It wanted to see the Milky Way up close!
  43. What do you call a s’more that’s a great comedian? Marsh-mallow-arious!
  44. Why do s’mores always come prepared? They know the stakes are high!
  45. Why did the s’more go to the prom? To have a ball of a time!
  46. Why did the s’more always carry an umbrella? To avoid getting over-roasted!
  47. What’s a s’more’s favorite superhero? Toasterman!
  48. Why do s’mores make terrible shoelaces? They always come untied!
  49. What’s a s’more’s favorite book? “Gone with the Wind,” it keeps them fired up!
  50. Why did the s’more cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  51. Why don’t s’mores play hide and seek? They always stick out!
  52. What’s a s’more’s favorite season? Fall, because of all the campfires!
  53. What do s’mores use to brush their teeth? Mint-chocolate toothpaste!
  54. Why don’t s’mores make good teachers? They always lose their tempers!
  55. Why did the s’more love sunbathing? It enjoyed being evenly toasted!
  56. What do you call a clumsy s’more? A trippin’ treat!
  57. Why was the s’more so popular? It was the life of the party!
  58. What’s a s’more’s favorite card game? Go melt!
  59. What do you call a s’more in a choir? A singed soprano!
  60. Why was the s’more good at chess? It always had the king in check-melt!
  61. What do s’mores wear to go swimming? A bathing sweet!
  62. Why don’t s’mores make good gardeners? They can’t handle the heat!
  63. Why was the s’more so fit? It always had a balanced diet!
  64. What’s a s’more’s favorite actor? Marsh-Mallow Brando!
  65. Why did the s’more take a nap? It was feeling crackered!
  66. Why was the s’more feeling blue? It missed its campfire crew!
  67. Why do s’mores never get lost? They always leave a crumb trail!
  68. What’s a s’more’s favorite TV show? The Twilight S’more!
  69. What do you call a s’more on a diet? Less is s’more!
  70. What’s a s’more’s favorite hobby? Roast crafting!
  71. What do you call a s’more that tells bad jokes? Corny-cracker!
  72. Why did the s’more become a sailor? It loved the s’more-sea!
  73. Why did the s’more join a band? It wanted to play the guitar-mallow!
  74. Why did the s’more get a job? It wanted to earn some dough!
  75. What do s’mores read before bed? Bedtime crunch-tales!
  76. Why do s’mores make bad politicians? They always sugarcoat things!
  77. What do s’mores love to drink on a hot day? Iced mocha-crackle!
  78. Why don’t s’mores ever rush? They always take their sweet time!
  79. Why was the s’more always late for school? It could never beat the clock-olate!
  80. What’s a s’more’s favorite activity at the beach? Sand-crackling!
  81. Why did the s’more get a pet dog? It wanted a chocolate lab!
  82. Why did the s’more visit the grand canyon? It wanted a grand view for its grand toast!
  83. Why was the s’more so good at poker? It always had a poker face!
  84. What’s a s’more’s favorite town? Marshmallow, North Carolina!
  85. Why did the s’more become a librarian? It wanted to book-melt in peace!
  86. Why do s’mores love parties? They’re always the center of a-tent-tion!
  87. Why did the s’more join a football team? It was great at scoring goals!
  88. Why did the s’more become a weather reporter? It wanted to predict the heatwaves!
  89. What’s a s’more’s favorite magazine? “Good Housekeeping,” it has the best fireplaces!
  90. Why do s’mores make bad detectives? They always leave sticky evidence!
  91. What’s a s’more’s favorite classic novel? “To Grill a Mockingbird!”
  92. Why do s’mores love the circus? They love the fire eaters!
  93. Why did the s’more get a job at a bakery? It wanted to rise to the occasion!
  94. What’s a s’more’s favorite game? Fireball!
  95. Why did the s’more become a scientist? It wanted to study thermal dynamics!
  96. What’s a s’more’s favorite band? The Marshmallow Men!
  97. Why did the s’more join the army? It wanted to become a five-star general!
  98. Why was the s’more the best employee? It was always on a roll!
  99. What’s a s’more’s favorite film? “The Great Grahamsby!”
  100. Why did the s’more become a poet? It wanted to write toasty sonnets!

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