114 smile jokes

  1. Why did the sun go to school? Because it wanted to be brighter and make everyone smile!
  2. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it. It wants to look good for all the smiles it lights up.
  3. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed for stealing smiles!
  4. Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth and it ruined its smile!
  5. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems and couldn’t smile!
  6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. But, they still can’t make up a smile!
  7. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open and couldn’t smile!
  8. What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics, the first step to a great smile!
  9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field, and that’s something to smile about!
  10. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants and wouldn’t let them smile!
  11. What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer, it helps them branch out their smiles.
  12. Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice and couldn’t smile!
  13. Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one, and he didn’t want to ruin his victory smile.
  14. Why don’t some fish play piano? You can’t tuna fish, but you can tune a smile!
  15. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast, and they’re always smiling!
  16. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple, it makes them smile!
  17. Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves? They’re too tired, so it’s hard for them to smile!
  18. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman, even he works out to keep his snow-smile on!
  19. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in his field, and that’s something voters smile about!
  20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it was too much for its tomato smile.
  21. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was already stuffed, but he did keep a sweet smile!
  22. What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music. It bursts their bubble and their smiles!
  23. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it did let out a little whine, then smiled again!
  24. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired. Rest up and smile tomorrow!
  25. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They might crack up. But hey, at least that would make them smile!
  26. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Can’t fool me, I’ll keep smiling!
  27. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. Nothing like home to make you smile!
  28. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese. But I’ll share a smile with you!
  29. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. But he still got a gummy smile!
  30. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, but they have the smiles!
  31. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Cheer up and smile!
  32. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing. Even traffic lights deserve some privacy to smile!
  33. Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re very good at it. Now, that’s a reason to smile!
  34. Why don’t some fish play piano? You can’t tuna fish. But you can tune a smile!
  35. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy. But it still managed to smile!
  36. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. Don’t let that stop your smiles!
  37. Why was the broom late? It overswept! Don’t worry, there’s always time to smile!
  38. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman, always sporting a cool smile!
  39. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish. But it’s not all about the title, it’s about the smiles!
  40. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. Just in time to perfect your smile!
  41. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! That’s a hot smile!
  42. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it’s R, but it’s actually the C they love. Now that’s a sea-smiling fact!
  43. Why did the golfer carry two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Always protect that winning smile!
  44. What’s the award for being the best dentist? A little plaque. It’s a small token for the big smiles they create!
  45. How do you organize a space party? You planet. And make sure to include some space for smiles!
  46. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. But even a stick can bring a stick-tacular smile!
  47. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! Go nuts with smiles!
  48. What’s the most musical part of your head? Your hum-us. Keep humming, keep smiling!
  49. What does the ocean do when it sees its friends? It waves! And that’s a sea-sational smile!
  50. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. Dance and smile away!
  51. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. But they can’t make up a smile!
  52. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and couldn’t hide its salad smile!
  53. Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one. You gotta protect that golf smile!
  54. Why was the broom late for work? It overswept, but it woke up with a smile!
  55. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it, because even the moon wants to smile!
  56. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in his field, and that made the voters smile!
  57. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. But he still has a gummy smile!
  58. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. But problems are for solving, so smile!
  59. Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth. Now it can smile wireless!
  60. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed. But it still looked picture-perfect and smile-ready!
  61. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty, because even a little pain can lead to a great smile!
  62. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast, and that’s something to smile about!
  63. Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves? They’re too tired, but they’ll get up and smile again!
  64. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Now that’s something to smile about!
  65. What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics, because every great smile starts with a check-up!
  66. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple, because it’s the color of a content smile!
  67. What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer, it’s the perfect drink to tree-t your smile!
  68. Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice. But there’s always next time, so keep that smile on!
  69. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants. But even a belt can’t hold back a smile!
  70. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed. But that didn’t stop it from sharing a sweet smile!
  71. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! But a fake noodle can still make a real smile!
  72. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it was too much for its tomato smile.
  73. What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music. But that’s no reason not to smile!
  74. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. A grape smile is never crushed!
  75. Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves? They’re two tired. Rest, recharge, and get ready to smile!
  76. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. Smiling about it makes it all better!
  77. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy. But a little care brings back the cookie smile!
  78. Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth. Even machines need their smile checked!
  79. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. But they do have the smiles!
  80. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed. But it still managed to look picture perfect!
  81. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese. But a cheesy joke can always make you smile!
  82. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field. Now that’s something to smile about!
  83. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. The cold never bothered his workout smile!
  84. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They might crack up. But at least they’d be cracking a smile!
  85. Why don’t some fish play piano? You can’t tuna fish, but you can tune a smile!
  86. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed. But a sweet smile needs no dessert!
  87. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. It’s not much, but it’s home sweet smile!
  88. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. But a problem solved is a smile earned!
  89. Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one. Protecting the victory smile is important!
  90. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. But it’s still got that gummy grin!
  91. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. It’s the perfect time for a smile check-up!
  92. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! The nuttiest smiles are often the best!
  93. Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth. The digital age of smiles has arrived!
  94. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish. But remember, every smile is royal!
  95. What’s the award for being the best dentist? A little plaque. Just a small reward for creating big smiles!
  96. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired. But tomorrow, it will get up and smile again!
  97. How do you organize a space party? You planet. And make sure to keep space for smiles!
  98. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They might crack up. But it’s okay, crack a smile instead!
  99. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and couldn’t hide its tomato smile!
  100. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. Even he works out to keep his smile cool!
  101. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it’s R, but it’s actually the C they love. Sea-smiles are the best!
  102. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. But even a stick can make you smile if you let it!
  103. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast, and they’re all smiles on stage!
  104. What does the ocean do when it sees its friends? It waves! And that’s a sea-sational smile!
  105. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. But they can’t make up a smile!
  106. What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer, it helps them branch out their smiles!
  107. Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice, but it didn’t lose its zest for smiling!
  108. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants, but it couldn’t hold back a smile!
  109. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! But a fake noodle can still stir up a real smile!
  110. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple, it’s purr-fect for a smile!
  111. Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves? They’re two tired. But a little rest can bring back the bicycle smile!
  112. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. A field full of smiles!
  113. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed, but it still looked picture perfect with its smile!
  114. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese, but sharing a smile is always allowed!

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