76 skating jokes
- Why don’t skaters ever get bored? Because they’re always on a roll!
- Why did the ice skater go to the bakery? He heard they had nice rolls!
- What do figure skaters eat before a competition? Nothing, they’re on ice diet.
- Why was the computer a great skater? Because it had good data processing.
- Why did the skater carry a stick? He wanted to break the ice!
- Why was the skateboard so smart? Because it always goes to the deck-ision-making process.
- Why are bank tellers good at skating? Because they always know how to balance.
- Why don’t skaters make good secret agents? They always spill the beans on thin ice.
- Why did the tomato turn red on the ice rink? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why do skaters always have their birthday parties at the rink? So they can ice the cake.
- Why was the math book a bad skater? Because it always had too many problems to solve.
- Why did the skater refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because he was afraid of cheetahs.
- Why do skaters always carry a map? So they never get caught on thin ice!
- How do figure skaters like their coffee? On ice.
- What’s a skater’s favorite type of music? Hip-pop and lock!
- Why did the skater never fight? Because he preferred to slide it out.
- Why did the skater go to the library? To check out the grind literature.
- What’s the difference between a professional skater and a professional photographer? One shoots, the other shoots and scores!
- Why did the skateboarding dog get so popular? He knew all the latest tricks.
- What do you call a roller skater who just broke up with his girlfriend? A free wheeler.
- Why did the skater bring string to the competition? He wanted to tie the game.
- Why did the figure skater go to school? To get a degree in ice-ology.
- How do you know a skater is a good cook? When he can flip just about anything.
- Why are skaters good at multitasking? Because they always juggle their tricks.
- Why don’t figure skaters like knock-knock jokes? Because they always freeze at the punchline.
- Why was the skater a great musician? He knew how to slide into the right note.
- Why did the skater join the circus? Because he was a fan of big top spins.
- What do skaters do when they’re tired? They just roll with it.
- Why are skaters always cool? Because they hang out at the ice rink.
- Why was the skater’s report card all wet? It was below C level.
- Why did the bread go to the skate park? To roll and rise!
- Why do skaters always fall for each other? Because they believe in love at first slide.
- Why did the skater bring a pencil to the rink? He wanted to draw attention.
- Why are skaters like detectives? They both love a good case of slip and solve.
- Why do skaters make good journalists? They’re always on a roll with stories.
- Why did the skater wear a helmet at the party? He was expecting some hard hits.
- Why are skaters bad at hide and seek? Because they always stand out.
- Why do skaters never get locked out? They always know how to pick a lock-in.
- Why did the skater bring a fan to the game? He wanted to blow away the competition.
- How do you know when a skater is broke? When he can’t even pay attention.
- Why was the skater always getting lost? He could never stick to his path.
- Why do skaters make good musicians? They’re always in tune with the beats.
- Why was the bird a great skater? Because it never fell off its perch.
- What’s a skater’s favorite drink? A kickflip smoothie.
- Why do skaters never run out of gas? They always have the drive to keep going.
- What do you call a skater who just came back from vacation? A jet-set and reset!
- Why do skaters love camping? Because they always get to roll out.
- Why do skaters hate heavy rain? Because they can’t handle the downpour of problems.
- What did the shy pebble say to the skateboarder? “I wish I could roll like you!”
- Why did the skater bring his blanket to the competition? He wanted to do some comfort tricks.
- Why was the skater at the orchestra? He wanted to conduct a symphony of moves.
- Why did the skater bring a flashlight to the rink? He wanted to lighten up the mood.
- Why was the skater’s diet full of fiber? Because he needed to roll smooth.
- Why did the skater stay in school? He wanted to learn the formula for momentum.
- What do skaters do when they see an obstacle? They board-slide past it.
- What’s a skater’s favorite fruit? A grind-apple.
- Why did the skater go to the spa? He needed some relaxation after a long grind.
- Why did the skater wear a suit to the competition? He wanted to tie the game up nicely.
- Why was the computer a terrible skater? Because it always had a hard drive.
- Why do skaters love magic shows? They appreciate a good flip of hand.
- What do you call a skateboarding cat? A scratcher on wheels.
- Why did the roller skater bring a towel to the rink? He wanted to wipe out the competition.
- Why was the skater a good environmentalist? He was always recycling his tricks.
- Why did the skater watch cooking shows? He wanted to perfect his recipe for success.
- Why do skaters make good actors? They know how to play their rolls well.
- What do you call a skater who loves to read? A book-boarding enthusiast.
- What did the roller skater put in his coffee? Just a little rolling cream.
- What do skaters and astronauts have in common? They both love zero gravity.
- Why did the skater bring a stopwatch to the game? He wanted to beat the clock.
- Why do skaters like mystery novels? Because they always have an unexpected twist.
- Why did the skater bring a ladder to the rink? He wanted to reach new heights.
- Why was the skater always at the beach? He loved the sand-board feeling.
- What do you call a fast-skating chicken? A speed clucker.
- Why do skaters always carry a spare wheel? They don’t like to be caught unbalanced.
- Why did the skater refuse to play chess? He didn’t like being put in check.
- Why do skaters love to shop? They’re always hunting for the best deals on wheels.