57+ racing car jokes

  1. Why don’t racing cars ever get lost?
    • Because they always follow the track!
  2. Why did the racing car apply for a job?
    • It wanted to quit being a gas guzzler and start earning its keep!
  3. Why don’t race cars talk about their wins?
    • They don’t want to exhaust their stories!
  4. Why did the racing car go to school?
    • It was tired of being a drag racer and wanted to accelerate its career!
  5. Why are race car drivers always calm?
    • Because they never tire out!
  6. Why did the racing car break up with its tires?
    • It felt like they were just going in circles!
  7. Why did the race car go to the party?
    • Because it heard it was going to be a blast!
  8. What kind of music does a race car like?
    • Anything with a good beat and fast tracks!
  9. Why was the race car a great musician?
    • It had excellent timing!
  10. Why did the car apply sunscreen?
    • It didn’t want to get a sunburn!
  11. What did the race car say to its tires?
    • “You guys drive me round the bend!”
  12. Why don’t race cars get married?
    • Because they’re in love with the track!
  13. Why did the race car go to therapy?
    • It needed to get rid of its road rage!
  14. What is a race car’s favorite meal?
    • Fast food!
  15. What is a race car’s favorite exercise?
    • Circuit training!
  16. Why do race cars never play hide and seek?
    • Because good luck hiding when you’re this loud!
  17. Why was the race car always sad?
    • It was constantly feeling downshifted!
  18. Why don’t race cars ever get tired?
    • Because they always retire before the race!
  19. What did the race car say to the traffic light?
    • “Don’t tell me what to do. I’m off track!”
  20. What is a race car’s favorite type of movie?
    • Anything that’s fast and furious!
  21. Why did the race car go to the beach?
    • It wanted to skid in the sand!
  22. Why was the race car a good listener?
    • It always paid attention to the signals!
  23. Why did the race car never ask for directions?
    • It thought asking would be a wrong turn!
  24. Why do race cars make terrible secret agents?
    • They’re always burning rubber!
  25. What’s a race car’s favorite clothing?
    • Racing stripes!
  26. What’s a race car’s favorite day of the week?
    • Fast-forward Friday!
  27. What’s the race car’s favorite type of dog?
    • Greyhounds, for their speed!
  28. Why don’t race cars go to the library?
    • They’re too loud!
  29. What’s a race car’s favorite place to relax?
    • The pit stop!
  30. Why was the race car a good comedian?
    • Its jokes always had great timing!
  31. Why are race cars bad at playing cards?
    • Because they’re always dealing with a full deck!
  32. What’s a race car’s favorite dance?
    • The quick step!
  33. Why did the race car go to the supermarket?
    • It heard there were free wheeling deals!
  34. What does a race car call its garage?
    • Home, sweet home!
  35. What does a race car do when it’s bored?
    • It goes for a quick spin!
  36. Why do race cars hate rush hour?
    • They prefer the fast lane!
  37. What’s a race car’s favorite drink?
    • High octane coffee!
  38. Why did the race car break up with the road?
    • It felt the relationship was too rocky!
  39. What did the race car say to its new tires?
    • “Glad you could join us. Let’s roll!”
  40. What’s a race car’s favorite type of math?
    • Speedometry!
  41. What’s a race car’s favorite vegetable?
    • A runner bean!
  42. Why did the race car go to the doctor?
    • It had a bad case of skid marks!
  43. Why don’t race cars ever feel lonely?
    • They’re always in good company on the race track!
  44. Why did the race car go on a diet?
    • It was feeling a little too heavy on the turns!
  45. What’s a race car’s favorite TV show?
    • “Top Gear!”
  46. Why did the race car break up with its exhaust pipe?
    • It was tired of all the hot air!
  47. What’s a race car’s favorite type of fruit?
    • A speedy seedless grape!
  48. Why do race cars never play chess?
    • They’re always racing against the clock!
  49. Why did the race car visit the psychiatrist?
    • It was feeling too driven!
  50. What do race cars eat for breakfast?
    • They fuel up on gasoline-o’s!
  51. What’s a race car’s favorite sport?
    • Auto racing, of course!
  52. Why did the race car get a ticket?
    • It was caught speeding off the track!
  53. Why did the race car go to the zoo?
    • It wanted to see the cheetahs run!
  54. What’s a race car’s favorite type of weather?
    • A nice breeze for optimum aerodynamics!
  55. Why don’t race cars make good detectives?
    • They always speed past the clues!
  56. What does a race car do when it retires?
    • It takes a brake!
  57. What’s a race car’s favorite type of bread?
    • Speedy seed bread!
  58. Why did the race car join the circus?
    • It wanted to show off its stunt driving!
  59. Why don’t race cars do well in school?
    • They always speed through the tests!
  60. Why did the race car go to the optician?
    • It couldn’t see the finish line!
  61. What’s a race car’s favorite dessert?
    • Turbo-charged tiramisu!
  62. Why did the race car go to the bar?
    • To get a little lubricated!
  63. Why don’t race cars work in offices?
    • They hate being stationary!
  64. What does a race car do when it gets hot?
    • It takes a pit stop for a cool down!
  65. What did the race car say to the sports car?
    • “Race you to the finish line!”
  66. What’s a race car’s favorite book?
    • “The Fast and the Curious!”
  67. Why did the race car go to the spa?
    • It needed a tune-up!
  68. What does a race car do when it’s not racing?
    • It just goes with the flow!
  69. What’s a race car’s favorite type of tea?
    • Turbo tea!
  70. Why did the race car go to the theater?
    • It wanted to see a fast-paced drama!
  71. Why do race cars never go camping?
    • They hate taking the scenic route!
  72. What’s a race car’s favorite song?
    • “Life in the Fast Lane!”
  73. What’s a race car’s favorite type of tree?
    • A speed-er maple!
  74. Why did the race car go to the bakery?
    • It wanted a slice of high-speed pie!
  75. Why don’t race cars have any secrets?
    • They’re always under the spotlight!
  76. Why did the race car go to the museum?
    • It wanted to see the history of speed!
  77. What’s a race car’s favorite kind of joke?
    • A quick one-liner!
  78. What does a race car do when it’s scared?
    • It hits the gas!
  79. Why did the race car stop telling jokes?
    • It didn’t want to exhaust anyone!
  80. What’s a race car’s favorite part of the house?
    • The fast-er bathroom!
  81. Why don’t race cars have good handwriting?
    • They’re always rushing through their words!
  82. Why did the race car break up with its mechanic?
    • It felt like they weren’t on the same track anymore!
  83. What’s a race car’s favorite type of bird?
    • A speedy swallow!
  84. Why don’t race cars like winter?
    • They can’t handle the chill in their engines!
  85. What does a race car do on its birthday?
    • It throws a fast party!
  86. What’s a race car’s favorite candy?
    • Turbo Taffy!
  87. Why did the race car refuse to stop at the red light?
    • It said, “I’m a race car, I don’t do stops!”
  88. Why don’t race cars go to bed early?
    • They’re too busy burning the midnight oil!
  89. What does a race car do when it’s feeling low?
    • It takes a drive to boost its spirits!
  90. What’s a race car’s favorite drink at the pub?
    • A Speedy Gonzales!
  91. Why did the race car go to the amusement park?
    • It wanted to ride the rollercoasters for a change!
  92. What’s a race car’s favorite type of cheese?
    • Fast-matured cheddar!
  93. What’s a race car’s favorite thing to do on a Sunday?
    • A speedy drive in the countryside!
  94. Why did the race car go to the therapist?
    • It was tired of always being in high gear!
  95. Why don’t race cars like gardening?
    • They hate taking things slow!
  96. Why was the race car kicked out of the choir?
    • It couldn’t control its rev-erberations!
  97. What’s a race car’s favorite type of movie?
    • Anything with a quick plot!
  98. Why did the race car go to the gym?
    • It needed to work on its speed!
  99. What’s a race car’s favorite board game?
    • Speedy Scrabble!
  100. Why did the race car go to the concert?
    • It wanted to hear some high-speed metal!
  101. What’s a race car’s favorite type of fish?
    • Turbo tunas!
  102. Why don’t race cars make good pets?
    • They always hog the fast lane!
  103. What do race cars wear to a formal event?
    • A speedy suit!
  104. Why don’t race cars play poker?
    • They always fold under pressure!
  105. What’s a race car’s favorite type of insect?
    • Speed beetles!
  106. Why did the race car get kicked out of the library?
    • It couldn’t keep quiet!
  107. What’s a race car’s favorite thing to do at the beach?
    • Make tire tracks in the sand!
  108. Why don’t race cars like cooking?
    • They hate waiting for the pot to boil!
  109. Why was the race car good at yoga?
    • It was flexible with speed!
  110. What’s a race car’s favorite flower?
    • A speedy sunflower!
  111. Why did the race car go to the hair salon?
    • It needed a trim to improve its aerodynamics!
  112. Why don’t race cars enjoy reading novels?
    • They always flip to the end!
  113. What’s a race car’s favorite type of pasta?
    • Fast-uccine!
  114. Why don’t race cars like snow?
    • It slows them down!
  115. What’s a race car’s favorite computer game?
    • Anything with a quick load time!
  116. Why did the race car go to the tailor?
    • It needed a fast alteration!
  117. What’s a race car’s favorite type of cake?
    • A speedy sponge cake!
  118. Why did the race car go to the coffee shop?
    • It needed a quick energy boost!
  119. What’s a race car’s favorite holiday?
    • Speedy Christmas!
  120. Why don’t race cars make good waiters?
    • They always rush the orders!
  121. What’s a race car’s favorite type of cookie?
    • A speedy chocolate chip!
  122. Why did the race car go to the dentist?
    • It had a cracked tooth on its gear!
  123. What’s a race car’s favorite ice cream flavor?
    • Turbo-charged vanilla!
  124. Why did the race car get a time-out?
    • It wouldn’t stop revving its engine!
  125. What’s a race car’s favorite type of hat?
    • A fast fedora!
  126. Why did the race car join a rock band?
    • It wanted to play fast-paced music!
  127. What’s a race car’s favorite type of pizza?
    • One that’s delivered fast!
  128. Why don’t race cars like slow songs?
    • They prefer to hit the high notes quickly!
  129. What’s a race car’s favorite type of pet?
    • Speedy sprinting hares!
  130. Why did the race car get pulled over by the cop?
    • It was going too fast in a speed limit zone!
  131. What’s a race car’s favorite candy bar?
    • A turbo-charged chocolate bar!
  132. Why did the race car go to the gym?
    • It was tired of feeling sluggish on the track!
  133. What’s a race car’s favorite time of day?
    • High noon, when it can hit the gas and go!
  134. Why did the race car go to the carnival?
    • It heard the Ferris wheel was a fast ride!
  135. What’s a race car’s favorite type of muffin?
    • A speedy blueberry muffin!
  136. Why did the race car refuse to stop for a rest?
    • It didn’t want to brake its momentum!
  137. What’s a race car’s favorite type of bear?
    • A quick brown bear!
  138. Why did the race car always finish its meals quickly?
    • It was practicing for the race!
  139. What’s a race car’s favorite type of movie?
    • A fast-paced thriller!
  140. Why did the race car always fail its tests?
    • It always rushed through the questions!
  141. What’s a race car’s favorite type of bird?
    • A speedy sparrow!
  142. Why did the race car go to the bank?
    • It wanted to make a fast deposit!

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