150 queen jokes

  1. Why did the Queen go to school? Because she wanted to improve her “ruling”!
  2. What’s the Queen’s favourite kind of precipitation? Reign!
  3. Why did the Queen carry an umbrella? In case of a royal downpour!
  4. Why doesn’t the Queen ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always being crowned!
  5. Why did the Queen go to the dentist? To get her “crown” checked!
  6. Why does the Queen never play chess? Because she can never be a pawn!
  7. What’s a Queen’s favorite drink? Royal tea!
  8. What do you call a Queen who lifts weights? Your High-Repness!
  9. Why did the Queen visit the coffee shop? Because she wanted a royal roast!
  10. What does a Queen use to keep her pants up? A royal belt, of course!
  11. Why did the Queen like knitting? Because it’s a yarn fit for a queen!
  12. Why did the Queen go to the bakery? She wanted a roll fit for a queen!
  13. How does a Queen get around her castle? She gets chauffeured around in a cart-i-age!
  14. What does the Queen make for dinner? A royal feast!
  15. Why is the Queen always calm? Because she’s got her own soothe sayer!
  16. Why doesn’t the Queen ever lose at poker? Because she always has a royal flush!
  17. Why did the Queen bring a rod to the meeting? To make it a straight forward agenda!
  18. How does a Queen sing in the shower? In royal harmony!
  19. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of math? Queen-tessence!
  20. Why did the Queen visit the psychiatrist? She needed to check her ruling emotions!
  21. How does a Queen express her happiness? She issues a royal decree of joy!
  22. Why doesn’t the Queen use bookmarks? Because she always remembers her royal lines!
  23. Why did the Queen go to the supermarket? To check the royal jelly!
  24. Why does the Queen always win races? Because she sets the pace in the royal race!
  25. What’s the Queen’s favourite music? Royal rock and reign-roll!
  26. What’s the Queen’s favourite game? Monarch-opoly!
  27. What’s the Queen’s favourite animal? The corgi, because it’s royally cute!
  28. What does the Queen call her garden? The Royal Botanic Guard-den!
  29. What kind of car does the Queen drive? A chariot, of course!
  30. Why did the Queen visit the zoo? To meet the royal pride, the lions!
  31. Why is the Queen a good gardener? She always plants royal seeds!
  32. What’s the Queen’s favourite sweet? Royal icing on a cake!
  33. How does a Queen relax? By having a royal retreat!
  34. How does the Queen stay warm? With a royal blanket!
  35. What’s a Queen’s favourite fruit? A queen-ix! (quince)
  36. What’s the Queen’s favourite type of music? Reggae, it has regal in it!
  37. Why did the Queen go to the bank? To check her royal balance!
  38. How does the Queen call her dog? By royal command!
  39. Why does the Queen love mirrors? Because she likes to reflect on her reign!
  40. How does a Queen clean her windows? With a royal squeegee!
  41. What did the Queen say to her jester? “You make me royal with laughter!”
  42. What’s the Queen’s favourite sandwich? A royal club sandwich!
  43. Why did the Queen go to the disco? To have a ball!
  44. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of coffee? A royal espresso, with a shot of regality!
  45. What does the Queen use to write her speeches? A royal quill!
  46. Why did the Queen visit the therapist? She needed to get her thoughts in order!
  47. How does the Queen enjoy the pool? She does the royal backstroke!
  48. How does the Queen host a party? She throws a royal gala!
  49. What’s the Queen’s favourite breakfast? Royal scrambled eggs!
  50. Why did the Queen visit the kitchen? To stir up some fun!
  51. How does the Queen stay fit? By doing royal push-ups!
  52. What’s the Queen’s favourite place to chill? The throne room!
  53. What kind of pizza does the Queen prefer? The one with royal toppings!
  54. Why did the Queen go to the market? To do some royal shopping!
  55. What did the Queen say after a good meal? “That was fit for a queen!”
  56. What’s a Queen’s favourite flower? The regal lily!
  57. Why did the Queen go to the concert? She wanted to hear some royal beats!
  58. How does the Queen view her kingdom? Through royal-tinted glasses!
  59. What did the Queen do when she was bored? Called for a royal entertainment!
  60. Why did the Queen go to the tailor? She wanted a royal fitting!
  61. How does the Queen start her day? With a royal wakeup call!
  62. What’s the Queen’s favourite movie? “A Knight’s Tale” – she loves a good knight story!
  63. What’s the Queen’s favourite salad? A royal Caesar salad!
  64. Why does the Queen love sailing? It makes her feel like she’s reigning over the seas!
  65. What does the Queen use to light her castle? Royal chandeliers!
  66. Why did the Queen visit the comedian? She needed a royal laugh!
  67. What’s the Queen’s favourite type of bread? A royal loaf!
  68. How does the Queen enter a room? With a royal entrance!
  69. What’s the Queen’s favourite dessert? Royal pudding!
  70. How does the Queen beat the heat? With a royal fan!
  71. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of fish? The royal carp!
  72. Why did the Queen visit the farm? She wanted to see her royal herd!
  73. How does a Queen stay safe? She has a royal guard!
  74. What did the Queen say to her royal subjects? “You’re all crown jewels to me!”
  75. What’s the Queen’s favourite sport? Royal tennis, she likes to serve!
  76. Why did the Queen visit the spa? She needed some royal relaxation!
  77. What’s the Queen’s favourite book? “The Prince and the Pauper,” she likes a royal twist!
  78. Why did the Queen visit the gym? She was up for a royal workout!
  79. What’s a Queen’s favourite piece of jewellery? Her royal rings!
  80. Why did the Queen visit the opera? She wanted to hear some royal notes!
  81. What’s the Queen’s favourite dish? Royal beef stew!
  82. Why did the Queen visit the museum? She wanted to see the royal exhibits!
  83. How does the Queen like her steak? Royally done!
  84. What’s the Queen’s favourite vegetable? Royal King Edward potatoes!
  85. Why did the Queen go to the cinema? She was looking for some royal drama!
  86. How does the Queen like her eggs? Royale, of course!
  87. What did the Queen say to the chess champion? “Well, you can’t checkmate me!”
  88. What’s the Queen’s favourite type of shoe? Royal loafers!
  89. Why did the Queen go to the airport? She wanted a royal flight!
  90. What’s a Queen’s favourite dance? The royal waltz!
  91. What did the Queen say at the royal picnic? “What a spread, it’s fit for a queen!”
  92. Why did the Queen visit the vineyard? She was in search of the royal grape!
  93. What’s the Queen’s favourite bird? The royal falcon!
  94. How does the Queen style her hair? In a royal updo!
  95. What’s the Queen’s favourite type of pie? A royal apple pie!
  96. Why did the Queen visit the pub? She wanted a royal pint!
  97. What’s the Queen’s favourite candy? Royal mints!
  98. Why did the Queen go to the beach? She wanted a royal tan!
  99. How does the Queen tell time? With a royal sundial!
  100. What’s the Queen’s favourite holiday? The Queen’s birthday, of course!
  101. Why did the Queen visit the library? She wanted a royal read!
  102. What’s the Queen’s favourite type of cookie? Royal shortbread!
  103. How does the Queen dress for bed? In royal pyjamas!
  104. Why did the Queen visit the fishmonger? She wanted some royal cod!
  105. What’s a Queen’s favourite game? Royal bingo!
  106. Why did the Queen go to the barbershop? She needed a royal trim!
  107. What’s a Queen’s favourite colour? Royal blue!
  108. Why did the Queen visit the casino? She wanted to try her royal luck!
  109. What’s a Queen’s favourite tree? The royal oak!
  110. Why did the Queen go to the space centre? She wanted to see the royal launch!
  111. How does the Queen sign her name? With a royal flourish!
  112. What’s the Queen’s favourite part of a joke? The royal punchline!
  113. How does the Queen watch TV? On her royal screen!
  114. Why did the Queen visit the lighthouse? She wanted to see the royal beacon!
  115. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of pasta? Royal spaghetti!
  116. Why did the Queen visit the stadium? She wanted to see the royal match!
  117. What’s a Queen’s favourite part of the meal? The royal dessert!
  118. Why did the Queen go to the architect? She wanted a royal extension!
  119. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of cheese? Royal cheddar!
  120. Why did the Queen visit the racecourse? She wanted to see the royal steed!
  121. How does the Queen do her makeup? With royal elegance!
  122. What’s the Queen’s favourite type of bread? Royal baguettes!
  123. How does the Queen keep time? With a royal timekeeper!
  124. Why did the Queen go to the harbour? She wanted to see the royal fleet!
  125. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of cake? Royal velvet!
  126. Why did the Queen go to the recording studio? She wanted to make a royal track!
  127. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of tea? Royal Darjeeling!
  128. Why did the Queen visit the gallery? She wanted to see the royal art!
  129. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of soup? Royal chicken noodle!
  130. Why did the Queen visit the brewery? She wanted to taste the royal ale!
  131. How does the Queen open a bottle? With a royal corkscrew!
  132. What’s the Queen’s favourite part of the newspaper? The royal news!
  133. How does the Queen travel abroad? With a royal passport!
  134. Why did the Queen visit the tailor? She needed a royal outfit!
  135. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of ice cream? Royal vanilla!
  136. Why did the Queen go to the concert? She wanted to hear the royal symphony!
  137. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of sandwich? Royal BLT!
  138. Why did the Queen visit the florist? She wanted a royal bouquet!
  139. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of salad? Royal Greek!
  140. Why did the Queen visit the butcher? She wanted a royal roast!
  141. How does the Queen remember things? With a royal reminder!
  142. What’s the Queen’s favourite type of dessert? Royal tiramisu!
  143. How does the Queen pay for things? With royal coins!
  144. Why did the Queen visit the toy store? She wanted a royal toy!
  145. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of fruit? Royal berries!
  146. Why did the Queen visit the observatory? She wanted to see the royal stars!
  147. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of pizza? Royal margherita!
  148. Why did the Queen visit the zoo? She wanted to see the royal panda!
  149. What’s a Queen’s favourite type of chocolate? Royal milk chocolate!
  150. Why did the Queen visit the gym? She wanted a royal workout!

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