100 Purdue Jokes

College life is often filled with long hours of studying, late-night cram sessions, and the pursuit of academic excellence. But at Purdue University, students have found a way to inject some humor into their quest for knowledge. Through a collection of clever jokes and puns, Purdue students have developed a reputation for their lighthearted approach to education.

These jokes touch on various aspects of campus life, from academics to sports and everything in between. So, get ready to chuckle as we delve into the world of Purdue jokes and discover the witty and playful side of being a Boilermaker.

Top 100 Purdue Jokes:

1. Why did the Purdue student bring a ladder to school? Because he was trying to get to the top of the class!
2. Why don’t Purdue students drink coffee? They say it keeps them awake during their lectures.
3. Why was the Purdue football team at the bakery? Because they needed a good “roll” model!
4. Why did the Purdue student get in trouble in math class? Because he thought pi was only for eating!
5. What’s a Purdue student’s favorite type of math? Pie-r-squared. They think it’s a new pizza recipe.
6. How does a Purdue student make their GPA higher? They turn the paper upside down.
7. Why did the Purdue student stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “concentrate.”
8. What do Purdue students do when they see a spaceman? They park, man.
9. How do Purdue students get their daily serving of fruit? By putting a slice of lemon in their soft drinks.
10. Why did the Purdue student bring a sunlamp to his exam? He wanted to have a bright idea!
11. What do you call a Purdue student who does well on their final exams? A tourist.
12. How do you get a Purdue student off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!
13. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker bring string to the game? He wanted to tie up the loose ends.
14. How does a Purdue student fix a light bulb? He just holds it and expects the world to revolve around him.
15. Why did the Purdue student wear his university t-shirt to his exam? He heard that every little bit of extra credit counts.
16. What’s a Purdue student’s favorite pick-up line? “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
17. Why was the Purdue student studying in a vineyard? He heard it was a great place to “wine” about exams.
18. Why did the Purdue student get a job at the bakery? Because he heard the dough was good.
19. What’s a Purdue student’s favorite movie? The Examenator.
20. What does a Purdue Boilermaker do when he finishes reading a book? He plops it in the cereal bowl because it says “cereal.”
21. How many Purdue students does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes three years of engineering classes.
22. Why don’t Purdue students need bookmarks? Because the sports page doesn’t have that many pages.
23. Why was the Purdue student climbing a tree? He wanted to feel a bit “higher education.”
24. Why did the Purdue student go to the baseball game in a suit? He heard the bats were going to a formal “ball.”
25. Why did the Purdue student keep checking his watch during the game? He heard time flies when you’re having fun!

26. What do Purdue students and clouds have in common? They both disappear when it’s a nice day out.
27. Why did the Purdue student take a nap on his history book? He wanted to sleep through history.
28. How do Purdue students stay cool during summer? They stay close to the fans.
29. Why was the Purdue Boilermaker sitting on the copy machine? He wanted to make copies of his “end zone.”
30. What’s a Purdue student’s best subject? Lunch.
31. Why was the Purdue student looking for food on his math book? Because the teacher told him to find the square root.
32. Why did the Purdue student keep his door open during the winter? He wanted to let the cold air out.
33. Why did the Purdue student stick his radio in the freezer? He wanted to listen to cool music.
34. How do Purdue students reduce air pollution? They hold their breath.
35. Why did the Purdue student put his bed in the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
36. Why did the Purdue student go fishing in a bucket of water? He wanted to catch a big one!
37. Why did the Purdue student stand on the chair? He was trying to rise above the average.
38. Why did the Purdue student put his head in the oven? He wanted to have a hot idea.
39. Why did the Purdue student take a shower with his clothes on? Because the label said “wash and wear.”
40. Why did the Purdue student bring a pencil to bed? He wanted to draw dreams.
41. Why did the Purdue student paint himself green and lay down in a field? He wanted to be a green field project.
42. Why was the Purdue Boilermaker at the library? He heard they had some free “checks” there.
43. Why did the Purdue student go to the art museum with his math book? He wanted to calculate the art of angles.
44. What’s the Purdue student’s strategy for a clean room? Don’t walk in it.
45. Why did the Purdue student bring a ruler to bed? Because he wanted to see how long he slept.
46. Why did the Purdue student sell his car for gas money? He didn’t calculate the costs correctly.
47. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker bring a flashlight to the bar? He was looking for a light beer.
48. Why did the Purdue student throw his clock out the window? He heard it helps time fly.
49. Why did the Purdue student sit on the TV and watch the couch? Because he wanted to be in the “sit”com.
50. Why did the Purdue student take his book to the zoo? Because it had animal “prints” in it.

51. Why did the Purdue student stand on his head? He wanted to see things from a different perspective.
52. Why was the Purdue student chasing his tail? He was trying to meet his end.
53. Why did the Purdue student bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to reach for the high spirits.
54. What’s a Purdue student’s favorite type of music? B(e) flat.
55. Why did the Purdue student stare at the Ford Mustang? He was told it’s a “studying car.”
56. Why did the Purdue student fail his driving test? He thought a stop sign was a suggestion.
57. Why did the Purdue student study at the ice cream shop? Because that’s where things sundae school happens.
58. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker bring a broom to the game? He wanted a clean sweep.
59. What do Purdue students and thunderstorms have in common? They both flash and then disappear.
60. Why did the Purdue student stare at the carton of juice? Because it said “shake well before use,” but it didn’t say when to stop.
61. Why did the Purdue student carry around a picture of his living room? He heard about show and tell.
62. Why did the Purdue student go to the store in his pajamas? He heard they were having a “bed” sale.
63. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker plant a lightbulb in his garden? He wanted to grow some ideas.
64. Why did the Purdue student flunk his skydiving class? He was afraid of high tests.
65. Why did the Purdue student bring a fan to his exam? He wanted to breeze through it.
66. Why did the Purdue student eat his homework? He heard it was a piece of cake.
67. Why did the Purdue student put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
68. Why did the Purdue student paint spots on his computer? He wanted to have a “laptop dog.”
69. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker bring his cat to the game? He wanted to show his “purr” support.
70. Why did the Purdue student take his pencil to the gym? He wanted to draw some muscles.
71. What’s the best place for a Purdue student to study? In a think tank.
72. Why did the Purdue student carry a hammer to his exam? He wanted to nail it.
73. Why did the Purdue student go to class with a ladder? He was going for high grades.
74. Why did the Purdue student water his keyboard? He wanted to grow his typing skills.
75. Why did the Purdue student bring a lot of sunscreen to school? He didn’t want his grades to burn.

76. What’s a Purdue student’s favorite fishing spot? The “Scholar”ship lake.
77. Why did the Purdue student stick his diploma on the car’s windshield? He wanted a degree of visibility.
78. Why did the Purdue student put his notes in the oven? He wanted to have a “hot topic” for his presentation.
79. Why did the Purdue student tie all his books together? He wanted to make a chain of thought.
80. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker bring a shoe to the game? He was trying to kick-start the game.
81. Why did the Purdue student wear his cap backwards during the exam? He heard it helps to look back at things.
82. Why did the Purdue student bring a tape measure to the lecture? He wanted to measure the professor’s depth of knowledge.
83. Why did the Purdue student sleep with his dictionary? He was studying in his dreams.
84. Why did the Purdue student keep his shoes in the freezer? He wanted to have a cool walk to class.
85. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker bring a compass to the game? He was looking for the right direction to win.
86. Why did the Purdue student bring a telescope to his class? He was looking for distant knowledge.
87. Why did the Purdue student bring a mirror to his exam? He was reflecting on the questions.
88. Why did the Purdue student bring a chair to the exam? He heard it’s important to sit on your problems.
89. Why did the Purdue student bring a suitcase to school? He was packing his knowledge.
90. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker wear two different shoes to the game? He wanted to have a foot in both camps.
91. Why did the Purdue student bring a boat to class? He was sailing through the syllabus.
92. Why did the Purdue student paint his laptop green? He heard it’s important to think green.
93. Why did the Purdue student sit on his textbook? He was absorbing the knowledge.
94. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker bring an alarm clock to the game? He didn’t want to miss a second of the action.
95. Why did the Purdue student wear glasses to his exam? He was looking for a clear answer.
96. Why did the Purdue student bring a suitcase to his exam? He was taking all the problems home.
97. Why did the Purdue student eat his notebook? He heard you are what you eat.
98. Why did the Purdue Boilermaker bring a lamp to the game? He wanted to light up the field.
99. Why did the Purdue student bring a calendar to his exam? He was dating his answers.
100. Why did the Purdue student sleep with his shoes on? He was running in his dreams.

Conclusion

In the world of higher education, laughter can be a powerful tool for bonding and relieving stress. Purdue University students have embraced this notion by creating a rich tapestry of jokes that reflect their unique experiences and perspectives. From poking fun at their academic pursuits to finding humor in everyday situations, these jokes showcase the vibrant spirit of Purdue students.

As they strive for success and navigate the challenges of university life, humor becomes a way to lighten the load and foster a sense of community. So, the next time you encounter a Purdue student, don’t be surprised if they crack a joke or two. After all, laughter is an essential ingredient in the recipe for a well-rounded education.