57+ pottery jokes

  1. Why did the potter become a baseball player? Because he had a great pitcher.
  2. What do potters use to cut their clay? Clayvor.
  3. How do potters exercise? By doing clay-ups.
  4. What’s a potter’s favorite horror film? The Texas Clay Saw Massacre.
  5. Why do potters never play hide and seek? Because good pots never hide.
  6. What’s a potter’s favorite musical? Clay Miserables.
  7. How do potters say goodbye? “Take care, kiln we meet again.”
  8. What do you call a potter who can play the guitar? A rocker ware.
  9. Why did the pot go to therapy? It had cracks.
  10. What did the bowl say to the pot? “You’re fired!”
  11. What’s a potter’s favorite meal? Clayke and tea.
  12. Why don’t potters make good secret agents? They always crack under pressure.
  13. Why did the potter break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too kiln-dependent.
  14. What do potters say in a pottery race? “Kiln it!”
  15. Why was the pottery book so good? It had all the kiln-tessential details.
  16. Why don’t potters like to play chess? The stakes are too high, they could lose their rooks.
  17. How did the shy pot propose? He finally mustered up the pottery to do so.
  18. What do you call a potter’s cat? A ceramic feline.
  19. What do you call a fear of pottery? Klayrophobia.
  20. Why don’t potters go to the zoo? Too many cheetahs. They prefer slower, more measured turns.
  21. What did the potter say to the doughnut? You’re glazed!
  22. What’s a potter’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bad, because of all the chemistry.
  23. How do potters enjoy their toast? With pottery jam.
  24. Why did the potter go to jail? Because he was caught kilning.
  25. What’s a potter’s favorite sport? Bowl-ing.
  26. Why don’t potters make good chefs? They always crack the dishware.
  27. Why did the coffee cup file a police report? It got mugged.
  28. What’s a potter’s favorite song? “Unchained Melody” from Ghost.
  29. What did the one pot say to the other pot? “I’m your biggest fan!”
  30. Why was the potter a bad gardener? He couldn’t even make a flower pot.
  31. What does a potter say to a vampire? You can’t handle my stakes.
  32. Why don’t potters have to study for tests? Because it’s all in the clay.
  33. Why did the bowl go to the doctor? It felt a little potty.
  34. What’s a potter’s favorite game? Trivial Pursuit – Art & Clay edition.
  35. Why did the potter go to the art show? To have a good kiln time.
  36. What did the bowl say to the dish? “You’re cracking me up!”
  37. How do you catch a potter’s attention? Shout, “Wheely!”
  38. Why did the potter become a DJ? Because he loved the spin.
  39. Why don’t potters like to swim? They prefer the dry process.
  40. What’s a potter’s favorite movie? Ghost. It’s very moving.
  41. What’s the pottery class’ motto? “Clay it forward.”
  42. Why did the plate go to the school? To get a little ed-ju-ceramic.
  43. How do potters make their dreams come true? They just kiln it.
  44. Why was the potter always in trouble at school? He was always molding off to the teacher.
  45. Why did the potter wear glasses? To look at the finer glazes in life.
  46. What do you call a potter with a cold? A snotty potter.
  47. Why did the potter break up with his clay? It was too fired up all the time.
  48. Why are potters bad at playing poker? They always show their hand.
  49. What did the pot say to the clay? “You spin me right round.”
  50. How do potters send secret messages? They encode it in the pottery’s markings.
  51. Why did the pottery wheel break? It got tired of going in circles.
  52. Why do potters always carry a notebook? To jot down pottery thoughts on the wheel.
  53. Why was the kiln so hot? It had a fiery personality.
  54. Why do potters make bad comedians? Their jokes always crack up.
  55. Why did the pot go to the dance? To have a ball.
  56. What’s a potter’s favorite weather? Kiln-d of sunny.
  57. Why was the potter happy at the beach? Because life’s a beach when you’ve got sand and clay.
  58. Why did the potter join the circus? He loved the thrill of the spin.
  59. Why don’t potters like playing football? They get a kick out of ceramics, not soccer.
  60. Why did the potter go to the bakery? He needed more dough.
  61. What’s a potter’s favorite beverage? Glaze-Tea.
  62. Why don’t potters like magic tricks? They prefer the reveal of the kiln.
  63. Why did the vase go to school? It wanted to grow up and be a jug.
  64. What did the potter say to his lazy apprentice? “Get your clay in gear!”
  65. Why did the potter bring a pencil to work? He needed to sketch a plan.
  66. Why do potters hate rush hour? Too much traffic on the wheel-way.
  67. Why don’t potters like to go fishing? They prefer catching handles, not fish.
  68. What’s a potter’s favorite holiday? Thanks-glazing.
  69. Why did the potter go to the bank? To make some dough.
  70. How do potters greet each other? “Hey, how’s it glazing?”
  71. Why did the potter start a band? He loved to drum on pots.
  72. What’s a potter’s favorite song lyric? “I’ve got 99 problems, but a dish ain’t one.”
  73. Why was the potter so calm? He was centered.
  74. Why did the pot go to school? To become a smart pot.
  75. How does a potter say goodbye to his pottery? “It’s kiln me to part with you.”
  76. Why do potters always know where to go? They just follow their gut, or should I say clay?
  77. What’s a potter’s favorite subject? Geo-met-clay.
  78. Why don’t potters get lost in the woods? They leave a trail of clay crumbs.
  79. How do potters start their day? With a cup of tea in a self-made mug.
  80. What did the pottery wheel say to the potter? “Stop pushing me around!”
  81. Why are potters such good drivers? They’re great at handling curves.
  82. Why did the teapot get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
  83. Why did the clay say to the potter? “Don’t mold me back.”
  84. Why did the potter get a clock? He wanted to kiln time.
  85. Why did the potter go to the concert? He heard there would be some great “jams.”
  86. Why was the vase so proud? It had a great body.
  87. What did the potter say to the breakable item? “You’re such a crack-up!”
  88. Why did the potter become a teacher? He wanted to shape young minds.
  89. What did the kiln say to the potter? “You’re so fired.”
  90. What’s a potter’s favorite dinosaur? Tricerapottery.
  91. Why do potters never get bored? Because life’s a clay-ride.
  92. Why was the clay at the bar? It had a crush on the pottery wheel.
  93. Why did the potter go to the casino? He had a handle on luck.
  94. Why did the potter join the navy? He loved the sea, and “sea” stands for “ceramic enthusiasts association.”
  95. Why was the potter at the gym? He was working on his pottery.
  96. Why did the potter become an author? He was great at crafting a plot.
  97. Why was the potter thrown out of the library? He was making too much noise with his potter-y.
  98. Why did the potter go to the beach? He wanted to make sand pottery.
  99. Why did the potter go to the party? To have a smashing time.
  100. Why did the vase join the army? It had a strong body.
  101. What did the potter say to his apprentice? “You’re kiln it!”
  102. Why was the potter always late? His life revolved around the wheel.
  103. Why do potters like to bake? Because they love kneading.
  104. Why did the potter go to therapy? He couldn’t handle the pressure.
  105. Why did the pottery bowl join the football team? It was a great catcher.
  106. Why do potters make great detectives? They always look for the cracks in the case.
  107. Why did the potter take his wheel to the concert? He wanted to rock and roll.
  108. What’s a potter’s favorite type of music? Rock… especially Stoneware Rock.
  109. Why don’t potters like fast food? They prefer slow-cooked meals in ceramic pots.
  110. Why did the potter make a piggy bank? He was saving up for new clay.
  111. Why do potters make great parents? They’re great at shaping behavior.
  112. Why did the potter become a dentist? He had a knack for fillings.
  113. Why was the potter so romantic? He knew the way to a woman’s heart is through clay.
  114. Why did the potter go to space? He wanted to make astro-nomical pottery.
  115. Why did the teapot go to school? To get a little tea-ducation.
  116. Why did the potter win the lottery? Because he had a lot of pot luck.
  117. Why did the potter never get tired? Because he was always re-energized at the kiln.
  118. Why did the potter love autumn? He was a fan of fall’s glazing colors.
  119. Why did the potter fail the math test? Because he calculated the angles wrong on his pot.
  120. What’s a potter’s favorite flower? Claynthemums.
  121. Why did the potter love the circus? He loved to see the jugglers handle the balls.
  122. Why did the potter become a philosopher? He was always shaping thoughts.
  123. Why did the potter go to the spa? He needed a clay mask.
  124. What did the pottery class say to the math class? “You count, we create.”
  125. Why was the pottery wheel so popular? It was the life of the pottery.
  126. Why did the clay break up with the potter? It was tired of being taken for a spin.
  127. Why did the potter get a pet? He wanted a clay-mate.
  128. Why did the potter go to the disco? He heard it was going to be a smashing event.
  129. Why did the potter start a blog? He wanted to share his spins on life.
  130. Why did the potter watch the sunrise? He wanted to see the break of clay.
  131. What’s a potter’s favorite dish? Anything served in a handmade bowl.
  132. Why did the potter love the rain? It made the clay easier to work with.
  133. Why did the clay go to the party? To get fired up.
  134. Why did the potter become a comedian? He was great at crack-ing jokes.
  135. What did the potter say to the computer? “You need more RAM… and I mean clay, not memory.”
  136. Why did the potter start a YouTube channel? He wanted to throw his ideas into the world.
  137. What’s a potter’s favorite fruit? A claywi.
  138. Why did the potter go to the opera? He wanted to see the tenor crack a note, not a pot.
  139. Why did the potter go on a diet? He wanted to claym down.
  140. Why do potters make great friends? They’re always there to help you pick up the pieces.
  141. Why did the clay cross the road? To get fired on the other side.
  142. Why did the potter become a baseball player? He had the best curve balls.
  143. What’s a potter’s favorite city? Claygary.
  144. Why do potters like stargazing? They find it kilnspiring.
  145. Why did the potter join the choir? He had a smashing voice.
  146. Why was the potter always calm? He knew how to keep his cool even in a kiln.
  147. Why did the potter start dancing? He wanted to add some more spins to his routine.
  148. Why do potters never argue? They know how to smooth over any rough edges.
  149. Why did the potter go to the fortune teller? He wanted to know if there was a crack in his future.
  150. Why did the potter become a writer? He wanted to create plots as well as pots.

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