149 peter pan jokes

  1. Why did Peter Pan fly all the time? Because he Neverlands!
  2. How does Peter Pan always stay in shape? He never grows out of his clothes.
  3. Why did Peter Pan win at poker? He always had a couple of lost boys up his sleeve.
  4. Why doesn’t Peter Pan ever play hide and seek with Captain Hook? Because Hook always peeks!
  5. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite time of the day? Never-o-clock.
  6. Why did Wendy bring an umbrella to Neverland? Because of Peter Pan’s occasional pixie dust storms!
  7. Why did Tinkerbell start going to school? Because Peter Pan always flies over her head.
  8. Why didn’t Peter Pan go to Heaven? He wanted to stay in Neverland forever!
  9. Why is Peter Pan the best at baseball? He always hits a home run to Neverland.
  10. How does Peter Pan say goodbye? Fly you later!
  11. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? Wendy’s.
  12. Why did Peter Pan never become a musician? Because he could never find the lost chord!
  13. How does Peter Pan introduce Tinkerbell? With a little fairy-troduction!
  14. What does Peter Pan have for breakfast? Never-ending pancakes.
  15. How does Peter Pan like his eggs? Never over easy.
  16. What is Peter Pan’s favorite pasta? Never-ending spaghetti.
  17. Why is Peter Pan always skipping school? He Never-lands in class.
  18. What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath? Stinkerbell.
  19. Why did Peter Pan give Tinkerbell a timeout? She wouldn’t stop tinkering around!
  20. Why can’t Peter Pan decide what to do? He Never-plans.
  21. Why doesn’t Peter Pan tell secrets in the forest? Because the lost boys might hear!
  22. What do you call a reptile that never grows up? A Peter Panaconda!
  23. What do you call Peter Pan when he’s angry? Peter Tantrum.
  24. What do you call Peter Pan cooking dinner? Peter Pan-fry!
  25. Why does Peter Pan always carry a map? Because he Never-lands in the right place.
  26. Why is Peter Pan always calm? Because he never pants.
  27. How does Peter Pan win every game? He cheats by flying.
  28. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite exercise? The flyweight lift.
  29. Why doesn’t Peter Pan like racing? Because he never wants to finish.
  30. Why does Peter Pan love to garden? He loves planting Never-blooming flowers.
  31. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite mode of transportation? He Never-walks.
  32. Why did Peter Pan carry a clock? Because he lost track of Never-time.
  33. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite math subject? Never-metry.
  34. Why did Peter Pan bring a ladder to Neverland? He thought he might have to take the high Never-road.
  35. How did Peter Pan describe Tinkerbell’s outfit? It’s a little too pixie.
  36. What did Peter Pan say when he flew into a wall? “Damn, Never-saw it coming!”
  37. Why didn’t Peter Pan become a lawyer? Because he could never pass the bar!
  38. Why was Peter Pan’s book never finished? He never penned the last chapter.
  39. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite fruit? Never-ripe bananas.
  40. Why is Peter Pan always chosen to play the lead role in plays? He never fluffs his lines.
  41. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite movie? Never-ending Story.
  42. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of music? Never-pop.
  43. Why doesn’t Peter Pan use a GPS? He prefers to fly by Never-compass.
  44. Why does Peter Pan avoid mirrors? He never wants to reflect.
  45. Why does Peter Pan hate onions? They make him Never-cry.
  46. Why did Peter Pan refuse to take the elevator? He never goes up, he flies!
  47. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite ice cream flavor? Never-nilla.
  48. Why did Peter Pan fail his music exam? He couldn’t find the Never-note.
  49. Why is Peter Pan always at ease? He never pan-ics.
  50. Why did Peter Pan refuse the job offer? He never works, he plays!
  51. Why did Peter Pan become a baker? He loves kneading Never-dough.
  52. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite exercise? Never-jogging.
  53. Why doesn’t Peter Pan ever catch a cold? He never sneezes.
  54. Why did Peter Pan get lost in the jungle? He took a wrong turn at the second star.
  55. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite constellation? The second star to the right.
  56. Why can’t Peter Pan become a painter? Because he can never draw the line.
  57. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of cheese? Never-mold.
  58. Why doesn’t Peter Pan play football? He prefers to stay airborne.
  59. Why does Peter Pan love clouds? They’re never-ground.
  60. Why did Peter Pan make a bad journalist? He could never get to the point.
  61. What’s Peter Pan’s least favorite song? “I will always love you.”
  62. What does Peter Pan say when he’s surprised? “Well, I Never!”
  63. Why did Peter Pan get kicked out of the cooking class? He tried to make Never-cooked eggs!
  64. Why doesn’t Peter Pan have any secrets? Because he never hides anything.
  65. Why did Peter Pan open a bakery? To make Never-ending rolls.
  66. Why did Peter Pan refuse to play chess? Because he never says “checkmate”.
  67. Why was Peter Pan a bad student? He could never focus.
  68. Why does Peter Pan always come first in marathons? Because he never runs out of breath.
  69. Why doesn’t Peter Pan ever eat fast food? Because he never hurries.
  70. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite dance? The Never-ending waltz.
  71. Why did Peter Pan join the circus? He’s a natural high-wire act.
  72. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite card game? Never-ending poker.
  73. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite TV show? The Never-ending Story.
  74. Why did Peter Pan refuse to age? He didn’t want to peter out.
  75. Why did Peter Pan take dance lessons? Because he wanted to learn how to never-step.
  76. Why can’t Peter Pan play the piano? He never keys in.
  77. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite dessert? Never-ending cake.
  78. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and Never-jelly.
  79. Why did Peter Pan refuse to play soccer? Because he never kicks, he flies!
  80. Why doesn’t Peter Pan tell lies? Because he never fibs.
  81. Why did Peter Pan refuse to play basketball? He never dribbles, he flies!
  82. Why does Peter Pan love to swim? Because he’s a never-drowner.
  83. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite sea creature? The Never-ray.
  84. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite drink? Never-ending soda.
  85. Why did Peter Pan refuse to go to the beach? He never tans86. Why did Peter Pan start a band? He wanted to play Never-beats.
  86. Why does Peter Pan hate escalators? They never go down fast enough.
  87. Why did Peter Pan quit the debate team? He never argues.
  88. What does Peter Pan put on his toast? Never-jam.
  89. Why can’t Peter Pan play golf? He never puts, he flies!
  90. Why is Peter Pan bad at chess? Because he never checks!
  91. Why did Peter Pan refuse to become a mailman? He never delivers, he flies!
  92. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite vegetable? Never-beets.
  93. Why did Peter Pan take a nap? He needed to rest his Never-sleeping eyes.
  94. Why does Peter Pan hate alarm clocks? Because they always make him Never-late.
  95. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite sport? Never-bowling.
  96. Why did Peter Pan get kicked out of the library? He never whispers.
  97. Why did Peter Pan become a pilot? He was tired of Never-landing.
  98. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite book? Never-ending tales.
  99. Why did Peter Pan never become a doctor? He never patients.
  100. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite pizza topping? Never-anchovies.
  101. Why does Peter Pan love hot air balloons? Because they Never-deflate.
  102. Why is Peter Pan bad at hide and seek? He Never-hides, he flies!
  103. What does Peter Pan put on his fries? Never-ketchup.
  104. Why did Peter Pan never go to college? He never graduates.
  105. Why does Peter Pan hate speed bumps? They never slow him down.
  106. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite candy? Never-ending gobstoppers.
  107. Why doesn’t Peter Pan use parachutes? He never falls, he flies!
  108. Why is Peter Pan always calm during a storm? Because he never panics.
  109. Why did Peter Pan refuse to wear a watch? He never ticks, he flies!
  110. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite board game? Never-opoly.
  111. Why did Peter Pan never become a detective? He could never solve the mystery.
  112. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite cookie? Never-ending cookies.
  113. Why doesn’t Peter Pan use stairs? He never steps, he flies!
  114. Why did Peter Pan refuse to go on a diet? He never weighs.
  115. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite flower? Never-blooms.
  116. Why did Peter Pan refuse to join the army? He never marches, he flies!
  117. Why is Peter Pan bad at tug-of-war? He never pulls, he flies!
  118. Why did Peter Pan fail his driving test? He could never stay grounded.
  119. Why did Peter Pan never become a boxer? He never punches.
  120. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite chocolate? Never-ending bars.
  121. Why doesn’t Peter Pan ride bicycles? He never pedals, he flies!
  122. What does Peter Pan call a bad joke? A Never-laugher.
  123. Why did Peter Pan never become a chef? He never boils, he flies!
  124. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite tree? The Never-tree.
  125. Why is Peter Pan bad at soccer? He never kicks.
  126. What does Peter Pan use to clean his clothes? Never-detergent.
  127. Why did Peter Pan refuse to be a jockey? He never rides, he flies!
  128. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite song? “Never Say Never”.
  129. Why did Peter Pan never become a magician? He could never pull a rabbit out of a hat.
  130. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite fruit juice? Never-ending orange.
  131. Why doesn’t Peter Pan ride rollercoasters? He never screams, he flies!
  132. Why did Peter Pan refuse to wear glasses? He never blinks.
  133. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite party game? Never-ending charades.
  134. Why did Peter Pan never become a mathematician? He could never count the stars.
  135. What does Peter Pan put in his coffee? Never-cream.
  136. Why did Peter Pan refuse to be a policeman? He never arrests, he flies!
  137. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of bread? Never-loaf.
  138. Why did Peter Pan never become a sailor? He never sails, he flies!
  139. Why did Peter Pan never become a farmer? He could never plant his feet on the ground.
  140. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of cake? Never-ending layers.
  141. Why doesn’t Peter Pan use a treadmill? He never runs, he flies!
  142. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of tea? Never-ending green.
  143. Why did Peter Pan refuse to be a teacher? He never marks, he flies!
  144. Why did Peter Pan never become a photographer? He could never focus.
  145. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of bird? The Never-bird.
  146. Why did Peter Pan never become a wrestler? He never grapples, he flies!
  147. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of fish? The Never-fish.
  148. Why did Peter Pan never become a poet? He could never rhyme.
  149. What does Peter Pan like to drink at the beach? Never-ending tropical smoothies.

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