150 october jokes

  1. Why don’t October trees use smartphones? Because they can’t handle the ‘fall’ of the signal.
  2. Why was the October month proud? Because it had 31 days without any ‘week’-end.
  3. Why is everyone in October so agreeable? Because it’s always ‘Oct-yes-ber’.
  4. Why did the October month go to school? To get a little more ‘class’ before November.
  5. Why did the October month date the calendar? Because it couldn’t resist its ‘date’.
  6. What’s October’s favorite fruit? The ‘pump-kin’.
  7. What do you call a dog who loves October? Bark-tober.
  8. Why was the October calendar feeling down? It had a bad ‘date’.
  9. Why was October the coolest month? Because it ‘falls’ in line.
  10. Why did the skeleton love October? Because it was ‘bone’ to love it.
  11. Why does October never win at poker? It always ‘falls’ for bluffs.
  12. Why did the witch love October? Because it’s the only month that finds her ‘broom-ing’ normal.
  13. Why do trees hate October? They always ‘leaf’ them alone.
  14. Why was the pumpkin super excited about October? Because it was finally in its ‘gourd’ glory.
  15. Why did October go to the party? Because it heard there would be boos.
  16. Why can’t October play baseball? It always has a ‘fall’.
  17. Why did the scarecrow win an award in October? Because he was outstanding in his ‘field’.
  18. Why did the zombie go on a diet in October? He wanted to reduce his ‘ghoul’-ish figure.
  19. Why is October the smartest month? Because it always ‘falls’ into place.
  20. Why did the ghost love October? Because he got to be himself without being ‘boo’-ed at.
  21. Why do vampires love October? They can finally ‘fang’ out in public.
  22. Why did the jack-o’-lantern go to the party in October? To have a ‘gourd’ time.
  23. What did one October day say to another? “I ‘fall’ for you.”
  24. Why was October jealous of November? Because people were always saying “Novem-brrr” as if they miss the cold.
  25. Why was October arrested? Because it was always up to ‘mischief’ night.
  26. Why don’t October months ever get lost? They always ‘fall’ back on their calendars.
  27. Why did the October month become an author? Because it wanted to have many ‘leaves’ (pages).
  28. Why did October bring a sweater? Because November is always giving it the ‘cold’ shoulder.
  29. Why was October always broke? Because it kept ‘fall’ing into debt.
  30. Why did October go to the doctor? It felt a ‘chill’ in the air.
  31. Why did the vampire break up with October? She was tired of all his ‘bat’ habits.
  32. Why did the ghost break up with October? He felt too ‘transparent’ in their relationship.
  33. Why did the pumpkin break up with October? She felt ‘squashed’ in their relationship.
  34. Why did the spider break up with October? He felt too ‘webbed’ in.
  35. Why does the moon love October? Because it can always be full without feeling ‘bloated’.
  36. Why did October join the gym? To get rid of the ‘fall’ flab.
  37. Why does October like coffee? Because it loves the ‘brews’.
  38. Why did the skeleton prefer October? It’s the only time of year when it’s cool to ‘bone’-idle.
  39. What do you call a cat who loves October? ‘Octo-purr’.
  40. Why did October get a ticket? It couldn’t resist ‘fall’-ing for speed.
  41. Why did the witch choose October for her wedding? Because she wanted a ‘spell’-binding ceremony.
  42. Why is October like an old man? Because it always ‘falls’ asleep.
  43. Why did the mummy love October? Because it’s the only month where being ‘wrapped’ up is considered fashionable.
  44. Why did the ghost refuse to leave October? Because he had some ‘un-finished’ business.
  45. Why did October make a good detective? Because it always gets to the ‘root’ of the problem.
  46. Why is October the busiest month? Because it’s always ‘stuffed’ with activities.
  47. Why did October apply for a job? Because it wanted to ‘turn over a new leaf’.
  48. Why did the bat love October? Because it’s the only month when hanging upside down is considered ‘normal’.
  49. Why did October write a letter to Santa? Because it was ‘falling’ behind on its Christmas shopping.
  50. Why does October like baseball? It’s used to ‘catching’ the fall.
  51. Why does October make a good rapper? It always ‘falls’ on the beat.
  52. Why is October like a baker? It always has the best ‘rolls’ (scrolls).
  53. Why did October get promoted? Because it always ‘autumn’-ates its tasks.
  54. What did the leaf say to October? “You make me ‘fall’ for you every time.”
  55. Why did the apple love October? It finally gets to be the ‘apple’ of everyone’s eye.
  56. Why did October go to the therapist? It had too many ‘fall’-ing outs.
  57. Why does October never get married? It can’t commit beyond 31 days.
  58. Why did the witch prefer October? It’s the only month when flying around on a broom doesn’t raise eyebrows.
  59. Why did the moon break up with October? It was tired of going through ‘phases’.
  60. Why did the October month join a band? It had great ‘fall’-setto.
  61. Why did October go to the dentist? It had a Halloween ‘candy’-ache.
  62. Why did October make a good actor? It always knew when to ‘fall’.
  63. Why did October get glasses? It wanted to see the ‘fall’ colors more clearly.
  64. Why did October never fight with anyone? It always let the issues ‘fall’.
  65. Why was October a good dancer? It had the ‘fall’ step down pat.
  66. Why did the scarecrow love October? It’s the only month he isn’t considered ‘corn’y.
  67. Why did October go to the spa? It needed to ‘leaf’ its stress behind.
  68. Why did October go to the opera? It loves a good ‘fall’-setto.
  69. Why did October take a cooking class? It wanted to make perfect ‘pumpkin’ pie.
  70. Why is October the best at hide and seek? It always ‘falls’ in the right spot.
  71. Why did the black cat love October? It could finally cross paths without causing panic.
  72. Why did October visit the beach? It wanted to enjoy the last bit of ‘sun’set.
  73. Why did October get a dog? Because every dog has its ‘day’.
  74. Why did October join the football team? It’s known for its ‘fall’ passes.
  75. Why did October fail the math test? It couldn’t ‘count’ Dracula.
  76. Why did the ghost go to the October party? To get sheet-faced.
  77. Why did the octopus love October? Because it felt like it was named after him.
  78. Why did the Jack-o’-lantern get a job? It wanted to feel ‘lit’.
  79. Why did October get a makeover? It wanted to look ‘gourd-geous’.
  80. Why does October never feel lonely? Because it always has ‘dates’.
  81. Why did October start a band? It was great at ‘fall’-lowing the beat.
  82. Why did October open a bakery? It made great ‘pumpkin’ bread.
  83. Why did October break up with Summer? It was too hot-headed.
  84. Why did the cornstalk love October? It could finally ‘ear’ the music of rustling leaves.
  85. Why did the skeleton go to the October party? To feel some ‘body’.
  86. Why did October go to the movies? It wanted to see a ‘fall’-length feature.
  87. Why did October visit the farm? It wanted to ‘harvest’ some fun.
  88. Why did October get a tattoo? It wanted to look ‘ink-redible’.
  89. Why did the zombie love October? It could finally be ‘dead’ serious.
  90. Why did the mummy love October? It could finally ‘unwrap’ some fun.
  91. Why did the scarecrow love October? It was finally in ‘season’.
  92. Why did October never get a hair cut? It was afraid of the ‘fall’-out.
  93. Why did the witch love October? She could finally ‘spell’ her love.
  94. Why did October go on a diet? It was feeling a bit ‘full’ moon.
  95. Why did October visit the library? It loved a good ‘fall’-acy.
  96. Why did the tree love October? It was finally ‘fall’-ing into place.
  97. Why did the ghost love October? It could finally ‘boo’-st its confidence.
  98. Why did the bat love October? It could finally ‘hang’ out.
  99. Why did October get a cat? It was ‘feline’ lonely.
  100. Why did the vampire love October? It could finally ‘fang’ out.
  101. Why did the skeleton love October? He could finally ‘bone’ up on his jokes.
  102. Why did October go to the casino? It wanted to ‘fall’ on a winning streak.
  103. Why did the mummy love October? It felt ‘unraveled’.
  104. Why did October get a pet spider? It wanted to feel more ‘webbed’ in.
  105. Why did October take up painting? It loved the ‘autumn’ palette.
  106. Why did October learn photography? It loved to ‘capture’ the fall.
  107. Why was October feeling musical? It was caught up in the ‘autumn’-atic rhythm.
  108. Why did October get a job at the cinema? It loves ‘reel’ entertainment.
  109. Why did October join the choir? It loves to ‘fall’-low the tune.
  110. Why did October love gardening? It enjoys the ‘fall’ foliage.
  111. Why was October a good boxer? It knew when to take a ‘fall’.
  112. Why did the werewolf love October? It could finally ‘howl’ in peace.
  113. Why did October love to read? It could always ‘fall’ into a good book.
  114. Why did October join the circus? It loves the ‘fall’ of the curtain.
  115. Why did October open a winery? It loved the ‘grape’ harvest.
  116. Why did October go camping? It loves to ‘fall’ asleep under the stars.
  117. Why did October start meditating? It wanted to ‘leaf’ all stress behind.
  118. Why did October love the gym? It could always ‘fall’ back on a good workout.
  119. Why did October love to write? It always had a ‘fall’ back story.
  120. Why did October visit the zoo? It loves to see the ‘monkey’ business.
  121. Why did the crow love October? It could finally ‘caw’ in peace.
  122. Why did October join the chess club? It enjoys a good ‘fall’ mate.
  123. Why did the Jack-o’-lantern love October? It could finally ‘glow’ up.
  124. Why did October become a teacher? It loved to ‘fall’ into lessons.
  125. Why did October get a pet owl? It loved a good ‘hoot’.
  126. Why did October start baking? It loved the ‘fall’ of the dough.
  127. Why did October start knitting? It loves a good ‘sweater’ weather.
  128. Why did October visit the fair? It loved a good ‘hay’ ride.
  129. Why did October start fishing? It loved the ‘catch’ of the day.
  130. Why did October start a rock band? It loved to ‘fall’ on the drums.
  131. Why did October go bird watching? It loved the ‘fall’ migration.
  132. Why did the black cat love October? It could finally have ‘purr’-fect peace.
  133. Why did October start cycling? It loved to ‘fall’ into rhythm.
  134. Why did October start painting? It loved to ‘fall’ into colors.
  135. Why did October start running? It loves the ‘fall’ of the footsteps.
  136. Why did October start playing golf? It loves the ‘swing’ of things.
  137. Why did October visit the bakery? It loves the smell of ‘freshly baked’ pies.
  138. Why did October start collecting stamps? It loved to ‘fall’ into history.
  139. Why did October start playing the piano? It loved to ‘fall’ on the keys.
  140. Why did October start gardening? It loves to ‘fall’ into nature.
  141. Why did the ghoul love October? It could finally scare without a ‘boo’.
  142. Why did October start bird watching? It loved to ‘fall’ into tranquility.
  143. Why did October start hiking? It loves the ‘peak’ of the fall.
  144. Why did October start singing? It loves to ‘fall’ into melody.
  145. Why did October join a book club? It loves to ‘fall’ into literature.
  146. Why did October start playing the violin? It loved to ‘bow’ to the music.
  147. Why did October start a diary? It loved to ‘fall’ into thoughts.
  148. Why did October start playing chess? It loved the ‘king’ of games.
  149. Why did October start learning magic tricks? It loved to ‘pull’ surprises.
  150. Why did October start baking? It loves the ‘knead’ for bread.

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