157 november jokes
- Why don’t trees ever use calendars? Because for them, every month is Nov-ember!
- Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving parade so proud? Because it was stuffed with self-esteem!
- What do you call a scary tree in November? Petrified wood.
- How do you know November is a musician? It always comes with a band of showers.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award in November? Because he was outstanding in his “field” of cornucopias.
- What’s November’s favorite exercise? Fall-lel bars.
- Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down? Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
- Why was the November calendar feeling unwell? Because its days were numbered.
- What do you call a Thanksgiving parade float that can’t move? A thanks-stagnant!
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor in November? Because it was feeling autumn-under.
- What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google.”
- Why is November the politest month? Because it always “falls” behind to let the others go first.
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
- Why is November so good at secrets? It never spills the beans until Thanksgiving!
- Why did the November weather bring a pencil? To draw in the cold.
- Why don’t turkeys use social media? They’re afraid of getting roasted.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
- Why did November get kicked out of school? It was always fall-ing behind!
- Why is November the quietest month? Because you can hear a leaf drop.
- What do you call a November rainstorm? A fall downpour.
- What’s November’s favorite dance? The “Autumn-atic” twist.
- Why are turkeys such good baseball players? Because they always hit a fowl ball!
- What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
- Why is Thanksgiving math hard? Because you have to count your “bless-ings”.
- What does a turkey use to fix its house? Gobble-dygook.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Thanksgiving? They don’t have the guts!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good gobble beat.
- Why was the November wind a good musician? It had great “composition”.
- Why was the November sun late? It couldn’t rise to the occasion!
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet a plan!
- Why did the November cloud stay in bed? It was feeling under the weather.
- What does November bring at the end? A December to remember.
- Why do turkeys make poor secretaries? They’re always losing their keys.
- Why don’t turkeys play hide and seek? Because they always get gobbled up!
- What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of music? Plymouth Rock.
- Why are turkeys always full of B’s? Because they’re full of stuffing, beans, and bread!
- Why did the apple pie go to a psychiatrist? Because it had filling issues.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move? The gobble-let.
- Why was the turkey at the disco sad? Because it had no body to dance with.
- Why was the corn stalk always in trouble? Because it was all ears!
- Why did the turkey join the space program? To visit the “gobble-lactic” center.
- What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I’m a tree.
- Why are Thanksgiving dinners so good for comedians? Because everyone loves a “corny-copia” of jokes!
- Why do we cook the turkey at Thanksgiving? Because it’s stuffed with great ideas!
- Why did November break up with December? Because it felt too rushed.
- Why don’t pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Too many ears!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
- What do you call a snowstorm in November? Premature Accumulation.
- What’s a turkey’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- What did one November say to the other? I’m more thankful than you!
- Why did November date December? Because it “fall” for its cool demeanor.
- Why did the November leaf go to a bar? It was looking for a “budding” relationship.
- Why did the turkey refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because it was afraid of cheetahs.
- How did the turkey win the talent show? By gobbling up the competition.
- Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving dinner so proud? It was stuffed with accomplishments!
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- What is a turkey’s favorite black-tie event? The gobble-let ball.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite breakfast food? Gobble-gurt.
- Why do turkeys lay their eggs during the daytime? Because they want to beat the yolk!
- Why did November fail the test? Because it didn’t “fall-ow” the study guide!
- What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer? One buries his treasure, the other treasures his berries.
- What do you call a turkey that’s got rhythm? A drumstick.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite piece of furniture? The gobble-et cabinet.
- Why do November winds hate secrets? They blow them away!
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
- How do you know a turkey is ready for Thanksgiving? It’s stuffed with anticipation.
- Why do turkeys always wear sneakers? To escape the Thanksgiving table!
- Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble? Because they never learned to mind their “peas and q’s”!
- How does November answer the phone? “Yellow? Fall speaking!”
- Why don’t turkeys get along with chickens? Because they always ruffle each other’s feathers.
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- Why are Thanksgiving jokes always so funny? Because they’re stuffed with humor!
- Why did the turkey become a rock star? Because it had the drumsticks.
- Why was the November rain popular? Because it was showered with praise.
- Why did the turkey refuse to fight the rooster? It was chicken.
- Why did November go to the party with May? Because it wanted to “fall” into Spring.
- Why do turkeys always play the goalie in soccer? Because they’re great at gobbling up the ball.
- Why was the math book sad on Thanksgiving? Because it had too many problems.
- Why did the Thanksgiving soup go to school? It wanted to be a “soup-er” star.
- Why was the turkey always losing at chess? It always lost its knights to the “bishops”!
- Why is Thanksgiving the best holiday for introverts? Because you can stuff your face to avoid conversation.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite Alfred Hitchcock film? “The Birds.”
- What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? The flapjack.
- What do you call a turkey with a quick temper? A “gobbling” gobbler!
- What’s November’s favorite cereal? Fall-akes!
- Why do turkeys make terrible DJs? They always break the record.
- Why did the turkey join the circus? To be a gobble-de-goop!
- Why did the November rain complain to the sun? It said, “stop raining on my parade!”
- What do turkeys use to write letters? A “fowl”-tain pen!
- Why don’t turkeys like computers? They’re afraid of Windows.
- Why do turkeys always go to Thanksgiving dinners? They can’t resist stuffing their faces.
- Why is a turkey similar to a ghost? They both get gobbled up on sight!
- What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Full!
- Why do turkeys always dress up for dinner? They believe in dressing for the occasion.
- Why don’t turkeys go to summer camp? They don’t want to end up in a “stew”!
- Why did the turkey go to the dance? To shake its tail feathers.
- Why don’t turkeys make good comedians? They always “crack up” at their jokes!
- Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving dinner so vain? It was stuffed with pride!
- Why did the turkey write a will? To decide who gets the stuffing.
- Why are November winds so musical? They always blow in a “breezy” tune.
- Why did the turkey get sent to the principal’s office? It was always talking “gobble-de-gook”.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? “Gobble-let of Fire”.
- Why did the turkey go to the psychiatrist? It was feeling stuffed with emotions.
- Why was the turkey at the art exhibit? It was a “feathered” artist.
- Why don’t turkeys make good employees? They’re always “gobbling” up the office supplies.
- Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
- Why did the turkey become an actor? Because it was good at “gobbling” up the spotlight.
- Why are turkeys so proud of their feathers? They’re always showing them off in the “fall” fashion show.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite fruit? Gobble-berries!
- Why was the turkey a good soccer player? Because it was a great “gobbler”.
- Why did the turkey refuse to play basketball? It was afraid of getting “stuffed”.
- Why did the turkey go to the bakery? Because it wanted to “rise” to the occasion.
- Why did the turkey refuse to watch the horror movie? It didn’t want to be a “chicken”.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite vegetable? “Gobble” greens!
- Why do turkeys hate Thanksgiving? They’re the “main dish”.
- Why did the turkey go to the library? To “gobble” up some books.
- Why did the turkey go to the music concert? It was a big “fan-tail”.
- Why are turkeys always broke? They always “gobble” their money up!
- Why did the turkey get a job at the radio station? It was good at “gobbling” on air.
- Why don’t turkeys make good detectives? They always “gobble” up the evidence.
- Why did the turkey start a blog? To “gobble” about its life.
- Why do turkeys make bad secretaries? They can’t stop “gobbling” about confidential information.
- Why did the turkey refuse to play baseball? It was afraid of the “catcher”.
- Why did the turkey go to the gym? To “work off” some stuffing.
- Why did the turkey become a teacher? Because it was good at “gobbling” up knowledge.
- Why did the turkey start a band? It had the “drumsticks”.
- Why was the turkey a good salesperson? It was good at “gobbling” up deals.
- Why don’t turkeys play football? They always “fowl” up.
- Why did the turkey become a pilot? It loved to “gobble” up miles.
- Why did the turkey join the orchestra? Because it had the “chops”.
- Why did the turkey refuse to join the chess club? It was afraid of “pawns”.
- Why was the turkey a good magician? It could “gobble” up cards.
- Why don’t turkeys make good journalists? They always “gobble” up the headlines.
- Why was the turkey a good investor? It loved to “gobble” up stocks.
- Why did the turkey become a comedian? It loved to “gobble” up laughs.
- Why was the turkey a good artist? It loved to “gobble” up colors.
- Why did the turkey become a chef? It loved to “gobble” up recipes.
- Why did the turkey become a dancer? It loved to “gobble” up the stage.
- Why don’t turkeys play cricket? They’re always afraid of the “bat”.
- Why did the turkey become a gardener? It loved to “gobble” up plants.
- Why don’t turkeys play hockey? They always “gobble” up the puck.
- Why did the turkey become a scientist? It loved to “gobble” up facts.
- Why was the turkey a good salesperson? It loved to “gobble” up customers.
- Why did the turkey become a marathon runner? It loved to “gobble” up miles.
- Why did the turkey become a fashion designer? It loved to “gobble” up trends.
- Why did the turkey become a historian? It loved to “gobble” up dates.
- Why did the turkey become a judge? It loved to “gobble” up the law.
- Why did the turkey become a writer? It loved to “gobble” up words.
- Why did the turkey become a music producer? It loved to “gobble” up beats.