150 new york jets jokes

Sure, here are 150 original, clean, light-hearted, and tongue-in-cheek jokes about the New York Jets:

1. Why don’t the Jets ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always on the losing end.
2. Why are the Jets like my office printer? They always jam when it matters most.
3. Why can’t the Jets be a breakfast cereal? Because they would always be behind the milk.
4. How do you know a Jets fan invented the toothbrush? Anyone else would have named it a teethbrush.
5. Why are the Jets like a possum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
6. What’s the difference between a Jets fan and a baby? The baby will stop crying after a while.
7. What do the Jets and a police officer have in common? They both can’t catch a thing!
8. Why are the Jets like a pancake? They are always flipping over.
9. What does a Jets fan do after his team wins the Super Bowl? He turns off the Xbox.
10. Why do the Jets have to go to school? To get their three R’s: Running, Receiving, and fumbling the Rest.
11. What’s the difference between a Jets quarterback and a taxi driver? A taxi driver can drive you to the end zone.
12. What do you call a Jets player with a Super Bowl ring? A thief!
13. Why are the Jets like an old bra? No cups and no support.
14. Why are the Jets like a grizzly bear? Every fall, they go into hibernation.
15. How is a Jets fan different from a carpenter? The carpenter knows the drill.
16. Why do the Jets bring a ladder onto the field? To finally get some points on the board.
17. Why are the Jets like a bakery? Too many turnovers.
18. What’s the difference between a dollar bill and the Jets? You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
19. Why don’t the Jets have a website? They can’t string three “Ws” together.
20. Why did the Jets go to the bakery? Because they knead a better dough-line.
21. Why are the Jets like an actor? They can’t make a pass.
22. What’s the difference between the Jets and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
23. What do the Jets and mosquitoes have in common? They are both only good at sucking.
24. Why do the Jets remind me of my washing machine? They both lose their load after one cycle.
25. Why are the Jets like my ex? They can’t commit.
26. Why are the Jets like a baby? They whine and can’t get up.
27. Why are the Jets like my lawn? They look good until you get to the end zone.
28. What’s the difference between a jet plane and the Jets? The jet plane has a better pilot.
29. Why can’t the Jets be a coffee? They can’t grind it out.
30. Why did the ghost go to the Jets game? It was in the mood for a boo.
31. Why did the scarecrow become a Jets fan? Because they’re outstanding in their field.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the Jets salad dressing.
33. Why are the Jets like a jigsaw puzzle? They fall apart when the pieces come together.
34. Why are the Jets like my math homework? They’re full of problems.
35. Why are the Jets like my alarm clock? They make a lot of noise, but they can’t get me up in the morning.
36. Why are the Jets like a broken pencil? They are pointless.
37. Why are the Jets like a garbage truck? They’re full of trash talk but can’t pick up a win.
38. What’s the difference between the Jets and a pinball machine? You get more points from the pinball machine.
39. Why did the football go to the Jets game? It wanted to feel inflated for once.
40. Why are the Jets like my wifi? They can’t connect.
41. What’s the difference between the Jets and a carton of milk? The milk lasts longer before going bad.
42. Why can’t the Jets be a symphony? They can’t handle the score.
43. What do the Jets and my dentist have in common? They always leave me in pain.
44. Why did the Jets bring a map to the game? They hoped to find the end zone.
45. Why did the Jets become gardeners? They’re used to raking up the losses.
46. Why are the Jets like a magician? They always disappear in the playoffs.
47. Why are the Jets like a washing machine? They agitate their fans.
48. What’s the difference between the Jets and a bucket of manure? The bucket.
49. Why are the Jets like an antique? They bring back memories of the good old days.
50. What’s the difference between the Jets and a skydiver? The skydiver can hit the ground running.
51. Why do the Jets bring a pencil to every game? To draw up their loss.
52. What do the Jets and mailmen have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays.
53. Why did the Jets go to art school? They wanted to draw more attention.
54. Why are the Jets like my math test? Too many errors.
55. Why are the Jets like my lawnmower? They’re hard to get started.
56. What’s the difference between the Jets and a high school team? The high school team has a future.
57. Why can’t the Jets make a cocktail? They always drop the mixer.
58. What do you call a Jets player at the Super Bowl? A spectator.
59. What’s the difference between the Jets and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
60. Why did the Jets bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to finally get some points on the board.
61. Why do the Jets make terrible comedians? Their timing is always off.
62. Why are the Jets like a gardener? They’re always planting for next year.
63. What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Jets? Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
64. Why are the Jets like a politician? All talk, no action.
65. Why are the Jets like a horse? They’re never in the running.
66. Why are the Jets like my dog? They can’t catch.
67. Why did the Jets go to the auto shop? They needed a tune-up.
68. What’s the difference between the Jets and a snowblower? The snowblower has a better blowout.
69. Why did the Jets take a nap at the game? They needed to rest their defense.
70. Why are the Jets like a broken record? They keep playing the same mistakes.
71. Why are the Jets like a clock? They only work twice a day.
72. Why are the Jets like a hamburger? They’re always getting grilled.
73. Why are the Jets like my old car? They can’t get going.
74. Why did the Jets get a parking ticket? They couldn’t make the cut-off.
75. Why are the Jets like a canoe? They’re always up a creek.
76. Why are the Jets like a poor student? They can’t pass.
77. Why are the Jets like a fire? They can’t hold onto a spark.
78. Why are the Jets like a ship? They’re always sinking.
79. Why are the Jets like a typewriter? They’re obsolete.
80. Why are the Jets like a fruitcake? Nobody wants them at Christmas.
81. Why are the Jets like a roller coaster? Lots of ups and downs, but ultimately, they leave you feeling sick.
82. Why are the Jets like a turtle? They can’t get off their backs.
83. Why are the Jets like a winter day? They’re always cold.
84. Why are the Jets like a farm? They’re always in the fields.
85. Why are the Jets like a bakery? They always crumble under pressure.
86. Why are the Jets like a treadmill? They’re always running in place.
87. Why are the Jets like a comedy show? They always leave you laughing.
88. What’s the difference between the Jets and a vending machine? The vending machine gives you your change.
89. Why are the Jets like a desert? They’re always dry.
90. Why are the Jets like a bear? They always hibernate in the winter.
91. Why are the Jets like a ghost? They have no body to play with.
92. Why are the Jets like a bird? They always fly south for the winter.
93. Why are the Jets like a skunk? They stink up the place.
94. Why are the Jets like a rabbit? They’re always hopping around.
95. Why are the Jets like a fox? They’re always getting chased.
96. Why are the Jets like a cat? They’re always getting beaten up.
97. Why are the Jets like a dog? They’re always chasing their tail.
98. Why are the Jets like a mouse? They’re always getting trapped.
99. Why are the Jets like a squirrel? They’re always getting chased.
100. Why are the Jets like a fish? They’re always getting caught.
101. Why are the Jets like a worm? They’re always getting squished.
102. Why are the Jets like a butterfly? They’re always getting chased.
103. Why are the Jets like a snail? They’re always behind.
104. Why are the Jets like a bee? They’re always getting swatted.
105. Why are the Jets like a cockroach? They’re always getting stepped on.
106. Why are the Jets like a monkey? They’re always monkeying around.
107. Why are the Jets like a frog? They’re always getting squashed.
108. Why are the Jets like a deer? They’re always getting hit.
109. Why are the Jets like a raccoon? They’re always getting chased.
110. Why are the Jets like a duck? They’re always getting shot at.
111. Why are the Jets like a pig? They’re always getting roasted.
112. Why are the Jets like a bat? They’re always flying blind.
113. Why are the Jets like a spider? They’re always getting squashed.
114. Why are the Jets like a cricket? They’re always getting caught.
115. Why are the Jets like a kangaroo? They’re always hopping to it.
116. Why are the Jets like a panda? They’re always getting bamboozled.
117. Why are the Jets like a chicken? They’re always getting plucked.
118. Why are the Jets like an eagle? They’re always getting shot down.
119. Why are the Jets like a hawk? They’re always getting clipped.
120. Why are the Jets like a turkey? They’re always getting stuffed.
121. Why are the Jets like a dolphin? They’re always getting flipped.
122. Why are the Jets like a moose? They’re always getting horned.
123. Why are the Jets like a donkey? They’re always getting kicked.
124. Why are the Jets like a horse? They’re always getting ridden.
125. Why are the Jets like a snake? They’re always getting slithered on.
126. Why are the Jets like an ant? They’re always getting stepped on.
127. Why are the Jets like a tiger? They’re always getting tamed.
128. Why are the Jets like a rhino? They’re always getting horned.
129. Why are the Jets like a lion? They’re always getting caged.
130. Why are the Jets like a gazelle? They’re always getting outrun.
131. Why are the Jets like a whale? They’re always getting harpooned.
132. Why are the Jets like a zebra? They’re always getting striped.
133. Why are the Jets like a cheetah? They’re always getting outrun.
134. Why are the Jets like a shark? They’re always getting hooked.
135. Why are the Jets like a cougar? They’re always getting tamed.
136. Why are the Jets like a wolf? They’re always getting howled at.
137. Why are the Jets like a koala? They’re always getting climbed.
138. Why are the Jets like a peacock? They’re always getting plucked.
139. Why are the Jets like an ostrich? They’re always getting buried.
140. Why are the Jets like a flamingo? They’re always getting tipped.
141. Why are the Jets like a swan? They’re always getting flocked.
142. Why are the Jets like a penguin? They’re always getting iced.
143. Why are the Jets like a grizzly bear? They’re always getting bear-hugged.
144. Why are the Jets like a beaver? They’re always getting dammed.
145. Why are the Jets like a hippo? They’re always getting splashed.
146. Why are the Jets like a parrot? They’re always getting caged.
147. Why are the Jets like an owl? They’re always getting hooted.
148. Why are the Jets like a chameleon? They’re always getting spotted.
149. Why are the Jets like a dinosaur? They’re always getting extinct.
150. Why are the Jets like a toad? They’re always getting jumped.