143 neighbor jokes
- Why don’t neighbors ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they’re always over!
- Why did my neighbor put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold, hard cash!
- Why don’t you ever borrow a lawnmower from a neighbor? They’ll always look at your lawn expectantly!
- What’s a neighbor’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because they’re always trying to find your boundaries!
- How do you make a neighbor’s day? Move.
- Why did the neighbor bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
- What do you call a neighbor who doesn’t believe in privacy? A peeping Tom.
- What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business… like a curious neighbor!
- Why did my neighbor go to the art store? Because he wanted to draw a line!
- What did one neighbor say to the other? “Is it okay if my WiFi connects to your printer?”
- Why was the neighbor staring at the carton of orange juice? Because it said ‘concentrate’!
- Why was the neighbor so pale? Because he saw the ghost of the former tenant!
- Why did the neighbor keep his door open? He said he was airing his ‘dirty laundry’!
- How did the neighbor help the protagonist in the horror movie? He always kept a light on!
- Why do neighbors always know when you’re on vacation? Because your plants start looking as neglected as theirs!
- Why did my neighbor put his radio in the garden? Because he wanted to tune in some plants!
- Why did the neighbor put his calendar in the freezer? He wanted to have a cool Yule!
- Why did the vegetarian neighbor refuse to play cards with the lion? He was afraid of cheetahs!
- What did one neighbor say to the other at Christmas? “Your inflatable Santa is bigger than my entire house!”
- Why did my neighbor wear sunglasses to bed? She didn’t want the sun to catch her sleeping!
- What’s a neighbor’s favorite type of exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
- Why did my neighbor bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw curtains!
- Why do neighbors make good detectives? They’re always on the case!
- Why did my neighbor take a nap in the garden? He wanted to rest in peas!
- What do you call a neighbor who lives underwater? A submarine!
- Why did the neighbor put his grill in the freezer? He wanted a ‘cool’ barbecue!
- Why did the neighbor take his door off the hinges? He wanted to win at doorbell ditch!
- What’s a ghost-neighbor’s favorite room? The living room!
- Why did my neighbor put his lamp outside? He tried to lighten up the mood!
- Why don’t birds make good neighbors? Because they always tweet everything!
- What did the neighbor say when he dropped his wallet? “Well, there goes the neighborhood!”
- Why did my neighbor tie his shoes to the doorknob? He wanted to try ‘kicking’ the door down!
- Why did my neighbor start painting his porch? Because he heard it’d increase curb appeal!
- What did the tomato say to its neighbor? “Ketchup!”
- Why did the neighbor’s cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
- Why don’t drummers make good neighbors? They always miss the beat!
- Why did my neighbor put his clock on the grill? He wanted to have some time on his hands!
- Why did the neighbor put his pizza in the mailbox? He heard it was mail-order!
- What’s a dentist’s favorite neighbor? The one who always brushes!
- What did the neighbor say when he fell off the ladder? “I’m in a bit of a ‘step’ situation!”
- Why do neighbors never get lost? Because they always follow you!
- Why did the neighbor put her bed in the fireplace? She wanted to sleep like a log!
- Why was the neighbor always poking at the grill? He couldn’t ‘meat’ his expectations!
- What’s a gardener’s favorite neighbor? The one with the greenest lawn!
- Why did the neighbor put his shoes in the fridge? He wanted a ‘pair’ of cool sneakers!
- Why don’t cows make good neighbors? They always have beef with you!
- Why did the neighbor wear his shirt inside out? He wanted to keep an eye on the back!
- What’s a yoga enthusiast’s favorite neighbor? The one who’s very ‘flexible’!
- Why did the neighbor bring a baseball bat to dinner? He wanted to hit a home run!
- Why don’t trees make good neighbors? They always leaf their mess behind!
- Why did my neighbor put his chair on the ceiling? He heard that ‘up’ was the new ‘down’!
- Why did the neighbor put his TV in the fridge? He wanted to watch a ‘cool’ movie!
- What’s a baker’s favorite neighbor? The one with lots of dough!
- Why did the neighbor put his turkey in the sink? He wanted a clean getaway!
- Why did the neighbor put his car in the oven? He wanted a hot rod!
- Why did my neighbor put his socks on the barbecue? He heard about ‘grilled’ cheese, so he thought he’d try ‘grilled’ socks!
- What’s a ghost’s least favorite neighbor? The one who doesn’t believe in spirits!
- Why did the neighbor bring his lunchbox to the shower? He wanted to have a clean meal!
- Why did my neighbor take his cat to school? He heard about show and tell!
- Why do snowmen make bad neighbors? They always have a meltdown!
- What did the neighbor say when he saw a cat on a roof? “Looks like it’s raining cats!”
- Why don’t spiders make good neighbors? They always have tangled webs of gossip!
- Why did the neighbor put his pillow in the freezer? He wanted to have cool dreams!
- Why did the neighbor put his microwave in the backyard? He wanted to have some ‘outdoor’ cooking!
- Why did the neighbor put his bed on the roof? He wanted to be closer to the stars!
- Why did the neighbor put his suitcase in the bathtub? He was packing for a ‘wash’ trip!
- Why did the neighbor put his Christmas tree in the kitchen? He wanted to spruce things up!
- Why don’t pandas make good neighbors? They always eat, shoot and leaf!
- Why did the neighbor put his chicken in the mailbox? He was expecting some ‘mail’ chicks!
- What’s an astronomer’s favorite neighbor? The one who’s always star-struck!
- Why did the neighbor put his guitar in the garden? He wanted to ‘rock’ out with the flowers!
- Why did my neighbor put his broom in the car? He heard it was good for a ‘clean’ getaway!
- Whydid the neighbor bring his flashlight to the bakery? He wanted to ‘lighten up’ the dough!
- Why did the neighbor put his laptop in the oven? He wanted to update his cookies!
- Why did the neighbor put his pool in the kitchen? He wanted to dive into breakfast!
- Why did the neighbor put his desk in the shower? He was brainstorming for ‘clean’ ideas!
- Why did the neighbor put his football in the fridge? He wanted a ‘cool’ kick!
- Why did the neighbor bring a chair to the beach? He heard about ‘sandy’ seats!
- Why did the neighbor put his guitar in the fridge? He wanted to ‘chill’ with some tunes!
- What’s a comedian’s favorite neighbor? The one who always gets the punchline!
- Why did the neighbor put his mailbox in the living room? He wanted to check ‘in-house’ mail!
- Why did the neighbor put his snowman in the kitchen? He wanted to have an ‘iced’ coffee!
- Why did the neighbor bring his pet rock to a concert? He wanted to listen to ‘rock’ music!
- Why did the neighbor put his Christmas lights in the bathtub? He wanted a ‘light’ bath!
- What’s a teacher’s favorite neighbor? The one who’s always raising hands!
- Why did the neighbor put his newspaper in the oven? He wanted some ‘hot’ news!
- Why did the neighbor bring his plants to the bank? He heard about ‘growing’ interest!
- Why did the neighbor put his bicycle in the pool? He wanted to try ‘water’ cycling!
- Why did the neighbor put his blender on the roof? He wanted a ‘top’ smoothie!
- Why did the neighbor bring his books to the garden? He wanted to plant some knowledge!
- What’s a dog’s favorite neighbor? The one with the tastiest slippers!
- Why did the neighbor put his headphones on the window? He wanted to hear the wind ‘blow’!
- Why did the neighbor put his mirror in the freezer? He wanted to reflect on ‘cool’ thoughts!
- Why did the neighbor put his table in the attic? He wanted to ‘top’ everything!
- What’s a lion’s favorite neighbor? The one who never roars about small things!
- Why did the neighbor put his paint in the oven? He wanted to have a ‘hot’ color!
- Why did the neighbor bring his hat to the theater? He wanted to ‘cap’ off the evening!
- Why did the neighbor put his bowling ball in the kitchen? He wanted to ‘roll’ some dough!
- What’s a chef’s favorite neighbor? The one who always spices things up!
- Why did the neighbor put his toaster in the bedroom? He wanted to wake up to the smell of toast!
- Why did the neighbor put his computer in the garden? He wanted to surf the ‘net’ outside!
- Why did the neighbor put his fridge in the garden? He wanted to ‘cool’ his plants!
- What’s a cat’s favorite neighbor? The one who never dogs them!
- Why did the neighbor bring his rug to the park? He wanted to ‘roll’ in the grass!
- Why did the neighbor put his stereo in the fridge? He wanted to ‘cool’ his music!
- Why did the neighbor put his oven in the living room? He wanted to ‘heat up’ conversations!
- Why did the neighbor put his car in the kitchen? He wanted a ‘fast’ food!
- What’s a rabbit’s favorite neighbor? The one who always hops to help!
- Why did the neighbor put his lamp in the pool? He wanted to ‘light up’ his swim!
- Why did the neighbor put his fan in the attic? He wanted to ‘blow off’ some heat!
- Why did the neighbor bring his dog to the library? He wanted to ‘bark’ up the right tree!
- Why did the neighbor put his glasses in the freezer? He wanted to have a ‘cool’ view!
- What’s a fish’s favorite neighbor? The one who never makes a splash!
- Why did the neighbor put his pillow in the kitchen? He wanted to ‘rest’ while cooking!
- Why did the neighbor put his hat in the oven? He wanted a ‘hot’ head!
- What’s a bee’s favorite neighbor? The one who’s always buzzing with news!
- Why did the neighbor put his sofa in the garden? He wanted to ‘lounge’ outdoors!
- Why did the neighbor put his TV in the bathtub? He wanted to ‘soak’ in some shows!
- Why did the neighbor bring his bed to the beach? He wanted to ‘sleep’ under the sun!
- What’s an elephant’s favorite neighbor? The one who never forgets a favor!
- Why did the neighbor put his clock in the garden? He wanted to have ‘time’ with the flowers!
- Why did the neighbor put his camera in the fridge? He wanted to take some ‘cool’ shots!
- What’s a monkey’s favorite neighbor? The one who’s always hanging around!
- Why did the neighbor bring his chair to the beach? He wanted a ‘seat’ by the sea!
- Why did the neighbor put his piano in the kitchen? He wanted to ‘compose’ a meal!
- Why did the neighbor put his books in the fridge? He wanted some ‘cool’ stories!
- What’s a bear’s favorite neighbor? The one who doesn’t poke the bear!
- Why did the neighbor put his grill in the bedroom? He wanted to ‘grill’ his dreams!
- Why did the neighbor put his keys in the freezer? He wanted to ‘freeze’ his assets!
- What’s a turtle’s favorite neighbor? The one who never rushes them!
- Why did the neighbor put his shoes in the kitchen? He wanted to ‘step up’ his cooking!
- Why did the neighbor put his coat in the oven? He wanted a ‘warm’ welcome!
- What’s a bird’s favorite neighbor? The one who’s always chirping with joy!
- Why did the neighbor put his phone in the garden? He wanted to ‘call’ the flowers!
- Why did the neighbor put his car in the living room? He wanted to drive the conversation!
- Why did the neighbor put his dishwasher in the garden? He wanted to ‘clean’ his plants!
- What’s a tiger’s favorite neighbor? The one who has earned their stripes!
- Why did the neighbor put his laundry in the oven? He wanted to ‘heat up’ his style!
- Why did the neighbor put his pool in the kitchen? He wanted to ‘dive’ into cooking!
- What’s a frog’s favorite neighbor? The one who always leaps at the chance to help!
- Why did the neighbor put his car in the pool? He wanted to take a ‘carpool’!
- Why did the neighbor put his sunglasses in the fridge? He wanted to have a ‘cool’ look!
- What’s a penguin’s favorite neighbor? The one who’s always dressed to the nines!