57+ michael jackson jokes

  1. Why did Michael Jackson bring a ladder to the studio?
    • Because he wanted to hit the high notes!
  2. Why did Michael Jackson wear a glove on one hand?
    • Because he wanted to keep one hand ready for autographs.
  3. What did Michael Jackson say when his clothes got wrinkled?
    • It doesn’t matter if they’re black or white.
  4. Why did Michael Jackson like ghosts?
    • Because they can also do the moonwalk.
  5. What was Michael Jackson’s favorite vegetable?
    • Beets it!
  6. Why did Michael Jackson refuse to play cards with big cats?
    • Because he’s afraid they might cheat-ah!
  7. Why did Michael Jackson go to the bakery?
    • He heard they were making dough from scratch.
  8. What would Michael Jackson be called if he was a raindrop?
    • Smooth drizzler.
  9. Why couldn’t Michael Jackson play hide and seek?
    • Because every time he hid, the kids would spot the one glove.
  10. Why did Michael Jackson enjoy sunsets?
    • Because he liked to watch the day “beat it.”
  11. Why did Michael Jackson always carry an umbrella?
    • Because he knew it’s just a “Thriller” away from rain.
  12. Why did Michael Jackson become a gardener?
    • He wanted to heal the world, starting with plants.
  13. How did Michael Jackson find his house in the dark?
    • He looked for the one with the glowing glove!
  14. Why did Michael Jackson decide to learn to juggle?
    • He thought it might help him keep more than one hit in the air.
  15. Why did Michael Jackson love fast food?
    • Because they told him to “eat it.”
  16. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite fruit?
    • A Moon-walk-melon.
  17. Why did Michael Jackson go to space?
    • He wanted to perfect his moonwalk.
  18. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite day of the week?
    • Moon-day.
  19. Why did Michael Jackson go fishing?
    • Because even a smooth criminal needs a break.
  20. What is Michael Jackson’s favorite animal at the zoo?
    • The rockin’ robin.
  21. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of math?
    • Moon-ometry.
  22. Why did Michael Jackson love chess?
    • Because it’s a thriller move by move.
  23. What was Michael Jackson’s favorite planet?
    • Obviously, the Moon!
  24. Why did Michael Jackson bring a map to his concert?
    • He wanted to find the best way to “Beat It.”
  25. How does Michael Jackson make his coffee?
    • With just a little “cream” or “sugar.”
  26. Why did Michael Jackson become a teacher?
    • He loved to tell students to “Beat It” at the end of the day.
  27. What would you call Michael Jackson if he was a superhero?
    • The Gloved Crusader.
  28. What does Michael Jackson have for breakfast?
    • He just “beats” an egg.
  29. Why did Michael Jackson go to the library?
    • He wanted to check out the “Thriller” section.
  30. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s waiting in line?
    • Queue-rious George.
  31. Why did Michael Jackson become a fisherman?
    • He loved the thrill of the catch.
  32. Why does Michael Jackson like football?
    • Because he can always get a glove on the ball.
  33. How did Michael Jackson cut his steak?
    • He “beat” it first.
  34. What would Michael Jackson be called if he were a knight?
    • Sir Glove-a-Lot.
  35. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of candy?
    • Moonwalk-ers Originals.
  36. Why did Michael Jackson join the circus?
    • He wanted to walk on the “moon.”
  37. How does Michael Jackson like his jokes?
    • Just a little “Off The Wall.”
  38. Why did Michael Jackson take dance lessons from a cheetah?
    • He wanted to be faster than a “Speed Demon.”
  39. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite insect?
    • The “Billy” Jeanus.
  40. Why did Michael Jackson always take the stairs?
    • He didn’t want to “Beat It” on the escalator.
  41. Why did Michael Jackson like working out?
    • He liked to “beat it” at the gym.
  42. How did Michael Jackson learn to swim?
    • He practiced his “moonstroke.”
  43. What do you call Michael Jackson’s autobiography?
    • “Glove Story.”
  44. Why did Michael Jackson visit the moon?
    • He wanted to set a “Thriller” record.
  45. Why did Michael Jackson bring a jump rope to his concert?
    • He wanted to “skip” to the beat.
  46. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of car?
    • A “Moonrover.”
  47. Why did Michael Jackson start a band with his brothers?
    • He wanted to share the “thrill” of the stage.
  48. What do you call Michael Jackson on a bike?
    • “Cycler” Jackson.
  49. Why did Michael Jackson get a job at the zoo?
    • He wanted to do a duet with the “rockin’ robin.”
  50. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of boat?
    • A “moonboat.”
  51. Why did Michael Jackson learn sign language?
    • He wanted to be a “smooth communicator.”
  52. Why did Michael Jackson decide to be a cook?
    • He could “beat” anything into a great dish.
  53. How does Michael Jackson prepare for a marathon?
    • By moon-walking for miles.
  54. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s cold?
    • “Shiver” Jackson.
  55. Why did Michael Jackson love the winter?
    • Because he could do the “snow-walk.”
  56. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite part of a joke?
    • The “punch” line.
  57. Why did Michael Jackson start painting?
    • He wanted to add some color to his “white” glove.
  58. What did Michael Jackson call his pet rabbit?
    • “Hoppy” Jean.
  59. How does Michael Jackson keep time?
    • With his “beat” watch.
  60. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piece of furniture?
    • A “rockin'” chair.
  61. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite dish?
    • “Moon” pies.
  62. What do you call Michael Jackson on a horse?
    • A “gloved” jockey.
  63. Why did Michael Jackson start a recycling program?
    • He wanted to “heal the world.”
  64. Why did Michael Jackson become a lifeguard?
    • He wanted to save people with the “glove” of life.
  65. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
    • B, for “Beat It.”
  66. Why did Michael Jackson go camping?
    • He wanted to see the moon “up close and personal.”
  67. What do you call a Michael Jackson look-alike competition?
    • A “Thriller” of clones.
  68. What did Michael Jackson say when he saw a ghost?
    • “You’re just another part of me.”
  69. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of flower?
    • “Moon-flowers.”
  70. Why did Michael Jackson go to the dentist?
    • To get his “ivory” white.
  71. Why did Michael Jackson get a job as a meteorologist?
    • He wanted to predict when the “moon” would shine.
  72. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s relaxing?
    • A “chill-er.”
  73. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite cooking method?
    • “Beat” frying.
  74. Why did Michael Jackson go to a farm?
    • To sing to the “rockin’ roosters.”
  75. How does Michael Jackson like his tea?
    • With a “thrill” of honey.
  76. Why did Michael Jackson become a detective?
    • He wanted to solve the “Thriller” mysteries.
  77. What did Michael Jackson say at the pottery class?
    • Let’s “beat” the clay.
  78. Why did Michael Jackson like to play ping pong?
    • He loved the constant “beat” of the ball.
  79. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s gardening?
    • A “glove” green-thumb.
  80. What did Michael Jackson say when he went hiking?
    • “Ain’t no mountain high enough.”
  81. Why did Michael Jackson go to a car dealership?
    • He was looking for a “thrill” ride.
  82. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of fish?
    • “Moon-fish.”
  83. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s studying?
    • A “smooth learner.”
  84. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of cookie?
    • “Moon-chip” cookies.
  85. Why did Michael Jackson go to a shoe store?
    • He was looking for some “smooth” soles.
  86. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite board game?
    • “Moon-opoly.”
  87. Why did Michael Jackson become a carpenter?
    • He wanted to “beat” the wood into shape.
  88. Why did Michael Jackson visit the eye doctor?
    • He wanted to see the “moon” better.
  89. What do you call Michael Jackson in the kitchen?
    • A “beat” chef.
  90. Why did Michael Jackson go to the beach?
    • He wanted to do the “sand-walk.”
  91. Why did Michael Jackson become a mountain climber?
    • He wanted to touch the “moon.”
  92. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of tree?
    • A “Moon-maple.”
  93. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s tired?
    • A “drained” dancer.
  94. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of bird?
    • The “moon” bird.
  95. Why did Michael Jackson take up knitting?
    • He wanted to make a new “glove.”
  96. What did Michael Jackson say when he finished a puzzle?
    • “I beat it!”
  97. Why did Michael Jackson go to a tailor?
    • He needed a “smooth” suit.
  98. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of music, besides pop?
    • “Moon”-blues.
  99. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s singing in the shower?
    • A “rinse” performer.
  100. Why did Michael Jackson visit a hair salon? – He wanted to get a “smooth” haircut.
  101. Why did Michael Jackson go to a magic show? – He wanted to see some “thrilling” tricks.
  102. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of pie? – “Moon”-berry pie.
  103. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s reading? – A “page” thriller.
  104. Why did Michael Jackson go to an antique shop? – He was looking for a “vintage” glove.
  105. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of hat? – A “moon”-cap.
  106. Why did Michael Jackson go to the opera? – He wanted to hear a “thrilling” aria.
  107. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s drawing? – A “sketch” thriller.
  108. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of bear? – “Moon”-bear.
  109. Why did Michael Jackson go to a toy store? – He was looking for a “smooth” yo-yo.
  110. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s playing basketball? – A “slam-dunk” thriller.
  111. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of cake? – “Moon”-cake.
  112. Why did Michael Jackson go to the music store? – He was looking for some “smooth” vinyl.
  113. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s writing a song? – A “note” thriller.
  114. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of pasta? – “Moon”-aroni.
  115. Why did Michael Jackson go to the jewelry store? – He was looking for a “smooth” ring.
  116. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s playing a video game? – A “pixel” thriller.
  117. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of book? – “Moon”-light novels.
  118. Why did Michael Jackson go to a guitar shop? – He was looking for a “smooth” strum.
  119. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s giving a speech? – A “talk” thriller.
  120. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of movie? – “Moon”-light classics.
  121. Why did Michael Jackson go to a pet store? – He was looking for a “smooth” pet.
  122. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s cooking? – A “grill” thriller.
  123. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of dog? – “Moon”-dog.
  124. Why did Michael Jackson go to an amusement park? – He was looking for a “thrilling” ride.
  125. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s swimming? – A “pool” thriller.
  126. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of cat? – “Moon”-cat.
  127. Why did Michael Jackson go to a magic shop? – He was looking for a “smooth” trick.
  128. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s driving? – A “wheel” thriller.
  129. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of sandwich? – “Moon”-wich.
  130. Why did Michael Jackson go to a bakery? – He was looking for a “smooth” pastry.
  131. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s sleeping? – A “dream” thriller.
  132. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of drink? – “Moon”-ade.
  133. Why did Michael Jackson go to a flower shop? – He was looking for a “smooth” bouquet.
  134. What do you call Michael Jackson when he’s dancing? – A “groove” thriller.
  135. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of chocolate? – “Moon”-choco.
  136. Why did Michael Jackson go to a fabric store? – He was looking for “smooth” material.

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