57+ cheetah jokes

  1. Why don’t cheetahs play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
  2. What do you call a cheetah with a GPS? A route runner!
  3. What’s a cheetah’s favorite meal? Fast food!
  4. Why did the cheetah print a map? He wanted to get his bearings before the chase!
  5. What’s a cheetah’s favorite game? Catch me if you can!
  6. Why did the cheetah become a politician? Because he was always quick to run!
  7. What do you call a cheetah with poor eyesight? A cheet-ahh, I can’t see!
  8. Why was the cheetah bad at poker? He was a cheet-ah!
  9. Why was the cheetah a great comedian? His jokes were always spot-on!
  10. What’s a cheetah’s favorite drink? A Gator-ade – to stay hydrated during the chase!
  11. Why are cheetahs bad at playing soccer? Because they always get a paw-handling violation!
  12. What do you call a cheetah who does magic tricks? A cheeta-dini!
  13. Why don’t cheetahs play tag with lions? They don’t want to be it!
  14. What’s a cheetah’s favorite song? “Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol!
  15. What does a cheetah say to its prey? I’ll catch you on the quick side!
  16. Why was the cheetah always picked first for sports? He was the fastest draft pick!
  17. Why did the cheetah break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t keep up with him!
  18. What do cheetahs call a race against a tortoise? A quick snack!
  19. Why did the cheetah get a job at the post office? He always delivers swiftly!
  20. What do you call a cheetah who likes to spin records? DJ Cheet!
  21. Why did the cheetah get kicked out of the race? He was caught cheet-ah-ing!
  22. How does a cheetah like to communicate? Speed dial!
  23. Why don’t cheetahs ever back down? Because they’re always a step ahead!
  24. How does a cheetah ask for food? Fast-er, please!
  25. What do you call a cheetah that tells tall tales? A cheet-ah storyteller!
  26. Why did the cheetah go to a therapist? He had too many fast thoughts!
  27. Why did the cheetah eat his dinner so quickly? He didn’t want it to run away!
  28. What do you call a cheetah in a photo finish? A cheet-ah snapshot!
  29. What do you call a cheetah that loves shopping? A cheet-ah spendthrift!
  30. Why do cheetahs make bad secret keepers? Because they spill the beans too fast!
  31. Why did the cheetah never lose at musical chairs? He was always a step ahead!
  32. Why are cheetahs good at cleaning? They always finish in record time!
  33. Why did the cheetah join the circus? He was a natural acrobat!
  34. Why did the cheetah refuse to play chess? It was too slow for him!
  35. What does a cheetah wear to a formal event? A dashing suit!
  36. Why don’t cheetahs play the stock market? Things move too slowly for them!
  37. What do you call a cheetah who loves painting? A cheet-ahrtist!
  38. Why did the cheetah always win at freeze tag? No one could catch him to freeze him!
  39. What do cheetahs write their notes on? Speed-paper!
  40. Why did the cheetah quit the zoo? He felt caged in!
  41. How do cheetahs like their coffee? Expresso!
  42. Why don’t cheetahs do well in marathons? They sprint through the race too quickly!
  43. Why did the cheetah fail his driving test? He was always speeding!
  44. What do you call a cheetah that enjoys reading? A cheet-ah bookworm!
  45. Why did the cheetah get a job at the newspaper? He wanted to cover breaking news!
  46. What do cheetahs eat for dessert? Runny honey!
  47. Why don’t cheetahs wear glasses? They have perfect cat vision!
  48. Why did the cheetah like online shopping? It was always next-day delivery!
  49. What’s a cheetah’s favorite year? Leap year!
  50. Why do cheetahs never get lost? They always find the quickest route!
  51. Why did the cheetah go to the gym? To work on his sprints!
  52. What do you call a cheetah with a rubber band? A snap cat!
  53. What do you call a cheetah who loves theater? A cheet-ahctor!
  54. Why did the cheetah join the baseball team? He was always safe at home!
  55. What’s a cheetah’s favorite holiday? The Fourth of July, because it goes by so fast!
  56. Why did the cheetah wear a watch? To keep track of his fast times!
  57. Why did the cheetah never take a nap? He didn’t want to lose a second!
  58. What do you call a cheetah with great dance moves? A cheet-ah jitterbug!
  59. Why did the cheetah choose a career in advertising? He’s always catching people’s attention!
  60. What do you call a cheetah who is a film director? A cheet-ah moviemaker!
  61. Why did the cheetah never win at chess? He was always rushing his moves!
  62. What’s a cheetah’s favorite drink at the bar? A whisk-ey on the sprint!
  63. Why did the cheetah enroll in culinary school? He wanted to make fast food gourmet!
  64. What do you call a cheetah who works as a detective? A cheet-ah private eye!
  65. What’s a cheetah’s favorite book? “Catch-22!”
  66. Why did the cheetah get a job in the city? He loves the fast life!
  67. Why did the cheetah hate camping? He couldn’t find any fast food!
  68. What do you call a cheetah with a day planner? An organized dash!
  69. How do cheetahs enjoy a sunny day? They bask in the fast light!
  70. What do you call a cheetah that’s great at making bread? A cheet-ah baker!
  71. Why did the cheetah get a speeding ticket? He was rushing to the finish line!
  72. What do you call a cheetah who is great at basketball? A cheet-ah slam dunker!
  73. What do you call a cheetah that doesn’t need a smartphone? A cheet-ah speed dialer!
  74. What do cheetahs do on their weekends? They take quick trips!
  75. What’s a cheetah’s favorite type of math? Geometry – he always finds the quickest path!
  76. What’s a cheetah’s favorite type of music? Anything with a quick beat!
  77. Why did the cheetah go to a therapist? He felt life was passing him by too quickly!
  78. What do you call a cheetah who is a great scientist? A cheet-ah genius!
  79. Why was the cheetah a bad fisherman? He couldn’t handle the slow pace!
  80. What’s a cheetah’s favorite type of candy? Anything gummy – they’re hard to run away from!
  81. Why did the cheetah join the track team? He thought it was a chasing team!
  82. What do you call a cheetah who loves to sing? A cheet-ah crooner!
  83. What do you call a cheetah who can play the guitar? A cheet-ah strummer!
  84. Why was the cheetah a great entrepreneur? He was always quick to act!
  85. Why did the cheetah take up yoga? He wanted to master the quick pose!
  86. What’s a cheetah’s favorite type of quiz? A speed round!
  87. Why did the cheetah love roller coasters? They were the only thing faster than him!
  88. What do you call a cheetah who loves gardening? A cheet-ah green thumb!
  89. Why did the cheetah join the orchestra? He was great at keeping up the tempo!
  90. What do you call a cheetah who’s a computer programmer? A cheet-ah coder!
  91. What do you call a cheetah that’s an excellent cook? A cheet-ah gourmet!
  92. Why did the cheetah love being a detective? He was great at sprinting to conclusions!
  93. What’s a cheetah’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline – he gets to it fast!
  94. What do you call a cheetah that likes to play video games? A cheet-ah gamer!
  95. Why did the cheetah go to a concert? He wanted to catch the band live before they were gone in a flash!
  96. Why did the cheetah prefer short stories? He got through them quickly!
  97. What do you call a cheetah that’s a great soccer player? A cheet-ah striker!
  98. What do you call a cheetah that loves surfing the internet? A cheet-ah browser!
  99. Why was the cheetah a great waiter? He always served quickly!
  100. Why was the cheetah a great firefighter? He always beat the flames to the finish line!
  101. Why did the cheetah go to the boxing match? He was always quick to throw a punch!
  102. What’s a cheetah’s favorite style of dance? The quickstep!
  103. What do you call a cheetah who loves winter sports? A cheet-ah skier!
  104. Why did the cheetah prefer sprinting to long-distance running? He liked quick results!
  105. What do you call a cheetah who’s a top businessman? A cheet-ah tycoon!
  106. Why was the cheetah a great teacher? He was quick to enlighten!
  107. What do you call a cheetah that can play the piano? A cheet-ah maestro!
  108. Why did the cheetah make a great courier? He always delivered on time!
  109. What’s a cheetah’s favorite workout? The 100-meter dash!
  110. What do you call a cheetah who loves crossword puzzles? A cheet-ah wordsmith!
  111. What do you call a cheetah that writes poetry? A cheet-ah bard!
  112. Why did the cheetah always get good grades? He was quick to learn!
  113. Why was the cheetah always first at the buffet? He was fast food personified!
  114. Why did the cheetah like action movies? They kept up with his pace!
  115. What do you call a cheetah who’s a great swimmer? A cheet-ah flipper!
  116. Why did the cheetah love the Olympics? It was the only time he saw others as fast as him!
  117. Why did the cheetah become a news reporter? He was always ahead of the story!
  118. Why did the cheetah make a great coach? He knew how to sprint into action!
  119. Why did the cheetah become a baker? He wanted to make fast bread!
  120. What do you call a cheetah who is an excellent tailor? A cheet-ah stitcher!
  121. Why did the cheetah become a construction worker? He was quick to build!
  122. What do you call a cheetah who’s an amazing potter? A cheet-ah sculptor!
  123. Why did the cheetah go to the race track? He wanted to see horses give him a run for his money!
  124. Why did the cheetah become a DJ? He loved fast beats!
  125. What’s a cheetah’s favorite piece of clothing? Speedos!
  126. Why did the cheetah go to the rally race? He wanted to check out the competition!
  127. Why did the cheetah refuse to play chess? He couldn’t handle the slow moves!
  128. What do you call a cheetah who’s an incredible painter? A cheet-ah da Vinci!
  129. Why did the cheetah become a musician? He liked to play fast tunes!
  130. What do you call a cheetah who’s an expert photographer? A cheet-ah lens master!
  131. Why did the cheetah become a sprinter? He was born to run!
  132. Why did the cheetah become a barber? He was quick to cut!
  133. Why did the cheetah become a salesperson? He was quick to close a deal!
  134. Why did the cheetah go to the airport? He wanted to try something faster than him!
  135. What do you call a cheetah who’s a fabulous dancer? A cheet-ah twirler!
  136. Why did the cheetah get a job as a lifeguard? He was quick to save!
  137. Why did the cheetah become a surgeon? He was quick to heal!
  138. What do you call a cheetah who’s a fantastic writer? A cheet-ah novelist!
  139. Why did the cheetah go to the space center? He wanted to try the speed of light!
  140. Why did the cheetah become an archaeologist? He was quick to dig!
  141. What do you call a cheetah who’s a magnificent sculptor? A cheet-ah chiseler!
  142. Why did the cheetah go to the football game? He loved the quick touchdowns!
  143. Why did the cheetah go to the basketball game? He loved the fast breaks!
  144. Why did the cheetah become a florist? He was quick to arrange!
  145. What do you call a cheetah who’s a marvelous architect? A cheet-ah designer!

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