150 jokes about beaves
- Why don’t beavers like fast food? Because they can’t bear to eat something they haven’t chewed on for hours!
- Why did the beaver break up with his girlfriend? She had too many dam issues.
- Why did the beaver wear a tuxedo to the river? Because he was going to a dam formal!
- Why don’t beavers use social media? They’re too busy working on their offline connections.
- Why did the beaver get a job as a construction worker? Because he was good at building dams!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite exercise? The log lift.
- What do you call a beaver who can pick up a tree? Sir Chops-a-lot.
- Why did the beaver go to the dentist? Because his “buck teeth” were costing him a fortune!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of music? Log and Roll!
- What do you call a beaver who’s good at math? A square rooter.
- Why do beavers make terrible secret agents? They always leave traces of their dam work.
- Why did the beaver bring a pencil to the river? Because he wanted to draw up some dam plans!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite fruit? Water-melon.
- Why did the beaver take up painting? He wanted to make a landscape that was just dam beautiful.
- What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you!
- Why do beavers hate spicy food? It makes their dam eyes water!
- What do you call a beaver with a bad temper? A dam nuisance.
- Why don’t beavers like to play chess? Too much time on the board and not enough in the water.
- Why do beavers make good friends? They always stick around.
- Why was the beaver a bad comedian? His jokes were too wooden.
- What did the beaver say to the lumberjack? “You’re cutting into my business!”
- What do you call a beaver who can play the guitar? A gnaw-star!
- Why did the beaver become an architect? He always had a plan for his next dam project.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite book? The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, they love that river life!
- What do beavers use to fix their homes? Dam glue.
- What do you call a beaver with a map? A navigator.
- Why don’t beavers play football? They always go for the bark and miss the ball.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite pizza? Extra barkoni.
- Why did the beaver join the circus? He wanted to try his hand at juggling logs.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite dance move? The log roll.
- What do you call a beaver that’s always ready for photos? A cheese and dammer.
- Why was the beaver bad at hide and seek? He always stuck out like a sore log.
- What did the beaver say to the door-to-door salesperson? “I don’t need your products; I’m already dammed.”
- What’s a beaver’s favorite vegetable? Bark-oli.
- What do you call a beaver that’s a baker? A dough-gnawer.
- Why do beavers hate going to the beach? Sand is terrible for their dam construction.
- Why was the beaver a lousy gardener? He couldn’t stop gnawing on the wooden handles of the tools.
- Why was the beaver good at yoga? He was flexible in any stream.
- What do you call a beaver who can’t make up his mind? Inde-gnaw-sive.
- What do you call a beaver who’s good at fighting? A Kung Fu dam-ster!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite nursery rhyme? Row, row, row your log.
- Why did the beaver join a band? He had a talent for drumming on wood.
- Why don’t beavers like disco? They prefer to do the log dance.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite horror movie? The Bark Exorcist.
- Why was the beaver bad at basketball? He kept trying to dribble the logs.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a good listener? An ear-dam.
- Why was the beaver the best at camping? He always brought the essentials – wood and water.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite drink? Damson gin.
- What do you call a beaver who loves fashion? A Glamour Gnawer.
- Why did the beaver become a poet? He was inspired by William Shakes-pear tree.
- Why did the beaver bring a ladder to the river? He heard the water level was rising, and he didn’t want to fall short on his dam!
- What do you call a beaver who loves classical music? Ludwig Van Beav-hoven.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite school subject? Geography, because of all the river systems.
- What’s a beaver’s least favorite school subject? History. Too many deforested areas.
- Why did the beaver go to Hollywood? To star in the next big dam-edy!
- What do you call a beaver who knows how to party? A dam good time!
- Why did the beaver get glasses? So he wouldn’t miss a log.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite tea? Chai-mber of commerce.
- Why don’t beavers like thriller movies? They find them too dam scary.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite board game? Battleship. They love anything to do with water.
- Why don’t beavers like balloons? They keep trying to bite them, but they pop!
- Why was the beaver stressed out? His schedule was dam-packed!
- Why do beavers never get lost? They always know where their log is.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite movie? The Damfather.
- Why was the beaver kicked out of the library? He was gnawing on the book bindings!
- Why do beavers like to play in the mud? They don’t want to get stuck in a dam rut!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite math problem? Log-arithmetic.
- Why was the beaver good at playing cards? He always had a trick up his sleeve!
- Why did the beaver bring a flashlight to the river? He wanted to have a light dam snack.
- What do you call a beaver who’s an actor? Leonardo DiCapri-tree.
- Why don’t beavers go on rollercoasters? They don’t like to leave their comfort dam.
- Why did the beaver wear a hat? He didn’t want to get a sunburn on his dam head!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite Olympic event? The log jump.
- Why do beavers never cheat on tests? They wouldn’t dare to dam-age their reputation.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones – they enjoy rolling stones for their dams!
- What do you call a beaver who can’t stop eating? A dam-big-ton!
- What do you call a beaver who loves gardening? A dam-dener.
- Why don’t beavers enjoy magic tricks? They always know there’s a dam trick involved!
- Why did the beaver get a job as a barber? Because he’s good at trimming edges.
- Why do beavers make great detectives? They always find the dam clues.
- What do you call a beaver that’s a hairstylist? A dam dresser.
- Why did the beaver bring a map to the river? He didn’t want to miss a dam thing.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of pasta? Gnocchi, it looks like mini logs!
- Why was the beaver so popular? Because everyone thought he was dam cute!
- What do you call a beaver that can cook? A dam chef.
- What did the beaver say to the tree he just chopped down? “I’m falling for you!”
- What do you call a beaver that’s a writer? J.K. Rolling Logs.
- Why don’t beavers get tired of building dams? They find it re-leafer-ing!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite cookie? Chips Ahoy – they love the ship theme!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of joke? One with a dam good punchline!
- What do you call a beaver that’s a banker? A dam-ager of assets.
- Why did the beaver go to therapy? He couldn’t handle the dam pressure.
- What do you call a beaver that’s a lawyer? A dam defender.
- Why do beavers make great comedians? They know all the dam jokes.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a doctor? A dam-edic.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite superhero? Bat-maneuver, for his love of caves!
- What’s a beaver’s favorite game show? Wheel of Fortune, they love spinning the log-like wheel!
- Why did the beaver bring sunscreen to the river? He didn’t want to get a dam burn.
- What do you call a beaver that’s an engineer? A dam builder.
- Why did the beaver start a blog? He wanted to share his dam life.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite pastime? Log-rolling down the river.
- Why did the beaver go to the casino? He wanted to try his luck at the dam roulette.
- What do you call a beaver that’s a chef? A dam cooker.
- Why don’t beavers like fast cars? They prefer to stick to the dam speed limit.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a photographer? A dam shooter.
- Why did the beaver become a fashion designer? He thought he could make dam good clothes.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite candy? Licorice logs!
- What do you call a beaver who’s a musician? A dam player.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite kind of sandwich? A damwich!
- Why don’t beavers like to go on vacation? They don’t like to leave their dam behind.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a soldier? A dam fighter.
- Why did the beaver get a job as a teacher? He knew a lot about dam construction.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a scientist? A dam researcher.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite holiday? Wood-mas.
- Why did the beaver get a job as a gardener? He loved planting trees.
- What do you call a beaver who’s an artist? A dam painter.
- Why did the beaver become a sailor? He loved the sea’s dam waves.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite sport? Log-throwing.
- Why don’t beavers like to fly? They prefer their feet on solid dam ground.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a DJ? A dam mixer.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite day of the week? Dam-day.
- Why did the beaver become a singer? He had a dam good voice.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a mechanic? A dam fixer.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite breakfast? Log-cakes with syrup.
- Why did the beaver become a swimmer? He loved the dam water.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a movie director? A dam filmer.
- Why did the beaver become a carpenter? He loved to work with wood.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite pie? Log-berry pie.
- Why did the beaver become a firefighter? He was good at dam-pening fires.
- What do you call a beaver who’s an astronaut? A dam star.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite instrument? The log-o-phone.
- Why did the beaver become a writer? He loved to tell dam tales.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a police officer? A dam enforcer.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of bread? Whole grain with lots of seeds.
- Why did the beaver become a tailor? He loved to sew dam clothes.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a news reporter? A dam informer.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of coffee? Dam good dark roast.
- Why did the beaver become a librarian? He loved the smell of books.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a movie star? A dam idol.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of candy? Chocolate-covered logs.
- Why did the beaver become a baker? He loved to bake dam bread.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a politician? A dam speaker.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of pasta? Damatelle.
- Why did the beaver become a mailman? He loved to deliver dam letters.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a hairdresser? A dam stylist.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of exercise? Log lifts.
- Why did the beaver become a model? He loved to show off his dam style.
- What do you call a beaver who’s a computer programmer? A dam coder.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite type of cake? Log velvet.
- Why did the beaver become a comedian? Because he loves to crack people up with his dam jokes!