144 ice skating jokes
- Why don’t ice skaters ever get lost? Because they always follow their figure-eights.
- What do ice skaters eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes on ice.
- Why don’t hockey players play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always skating on thin ice!
- What do you call an ice skater who only spins in one direction? Unidirectional.
- What did the ice say to the skater? “You crack me up!”
- Why don’t ice skaters play chess? Because they’re scared of checks.
- What do you call an ice skater with a bad attitude? An ice queen.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of music? Hip-pop on ice.
- Why did the tomato turn red on the ice rink? Because it saw the salad dressing in the Zamboni.
- What do you call a penguin on ice skates? An ice-bird.
- Why did the ice skater bring a pencil to the rink? In case they wanted to draw a figure.
- Why don’t figure skaters ever get sick? They have a lot of ice-olation.
- What do you call a frozen detective on ice skates? Sherlock Cold.
- Why are bank tellers bad at ice skating? They always lose their balance.
- Why was the snowman at the ice rink? To meet some “cool” people.
- Why are ghosts bad at ice skating? They can’t get a grip!
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite dessert? A triple layer cake with a twist.
- Why don’t ice skaters ever forget their routine? It’s always on their toe pick list.
- Why do ice skaters always carry a map? So they don’t glide off course.
- Why was the computer cold at the ice rink? It left its Windows open.
- What do you call a cat on ice skates? A figure skat-purr.
- Why do vampires like ice skating? They enjoy the neck spins.
- What did the hat say to the scarf at the ice rink? “You hang around, and I’ll go ahead!”
- What do you call an ice skater who just broke up with their partner? Solo on ice.
- Why did the baker go ice skating? Because he kneaded a roll.
- Why don’t ice skaters ever get thirsty? There’s always plenty of ice.
- What do you call an ice skater with three skates? A tri-pod.
- Why do ice skaters never sweat? Because the rink is a no “heat” zone.
- Why was the math book bad at ice skating? Because it always had too many problems.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite day of the week? Twirls-day.
- Why did the ice skater go to school? To get a little “edgucation”.
- What do you call an ice skater who likes to fish? Hooked on ice.
- Why don’t ice skaters get along with math teachers? They don’t like working on their angles.
- What do you call a figure skater who can’t stay upright? A tip-toer.
- Why did the clock go ice skating? It was time to chill.
- Why do ice skaters always carry band-aids? Just in case of a triple “slip”.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite drink? Ice tea with a twist.
- Why are figure skaters always cool? They always have the chill factor.
- What do you call a group of ice skaters? A rink crowd.
- Why don’t figure skaters ever get lonely? They always have the ice to keep them company.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of tree? A spruce… it has nice skates.
- What do you call an ice skater who loves coffee? A Jav-axel.
- Why don’t basketball players make good ice skaters? They always aim for the net.
- Why was the computer a great ice skater? It had all the right software for smooth moves.
- Why did the ice skater go to the party? To break the ice.
- Why don’t figure skaters like gossip? They prefer not to spin tales.
- What do you call an ice skater who loves gardening? Plant on ice.
- Why do figure skaters make good musicians? They know how to score.
- Why did the ice skater bring a ruler to the rink? To measure their ice-solation.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite vegetable? Ice-berg lettuce.
- Why don’t figure skaters ever get bored? They’re always on edge.
- Why did the ice skater get a ticket? For breaking the speed skate limit.
- What do you call a pirate on ice skates? An ice-cold buccaneer.
- Why don’t ice skaters get sunburned? They’re always in the shade.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite board game? Twister on ice.
- What do you call a figure skater who’s also a chef? A culinary axel-ent artist.
- What do ice skaters use to cut their food? Their sharp edges.
- Why don’t ice skaters like hot days? They might melt under the pressure.
- Why did the ice skater take a nap on the rink? He wanted to rest on his laurels.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of math? Geometry for the perfect circle.
- Why do ice skaters prefer tight schedules? They always like to be on time for their figure-eights.
- What do you call a dancing ice skater? A disco glider.
- Why did the figure skater join the circus? He wanted to be a part of the rings.
- What do you call an ice skater with a cold? A snot spinner.
- Why don’t figure skaters like playing cards? They hate dealing with suits.
- What did the ice skater say to the DJ? Let’s get the rink rolling.
- Why don’t ice skaters like slow songs? They always want to quick step.
- What do you call a figure skater who is a good listener? An ear-resistible spinner.
- Why do ice skaters always know the latest news? They keep their ears to the ice.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite snack? A twist and shout cookie.
- Why don’t figure skaters make good detectives? They always jump to conclusions.
- What do you call a figure skater who’s a good baker? A dough spinner.
- Why do ice skaters prefer winter? Because summer is just too ice-olated.
- Why don’t ice skaters ever go out of style? They always have the latest spins.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite movie? “Frozen”, for obvious reasons.
- Why did the ice skater bring a flashlight to the rink? He was looking for some light entertainment.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of car? A coupe de spin.
- Why don’t ice skaters ever get stuck in traffic? They always find a way to glide through.
- What do you call a funny ice skater? A crack-up on ice.
- Why did the figure skater go to the therapist? She had trouble dealing with her spins.
- What do you call an ice skater who likes to sing? A melody on ice.
- Why don’t ice skaters ever quit? They’re always in it for the long glide.
- What do you call a figure skater who’s a good writer? An author on ice.
- Why did the ice skater bring a suitcase to the rink? She wanted to pack her best moves.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite bird? The ice-pigeon.
- Why don’t figure skaters like fast food? They’re all about the slow and steady spins.
- What do you call a cowboy on ice skates? A glide in the saddle.
- Why don’t ice skaters ever get scared? They always face their fears with a triple twist.
- What do you call an ice skater who likes science? A physics spinner.
- Why do ice skaters always have their phones? They never want to miss a twirl.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of shoe? An ice loafer.
- Why don’t ice skaters like elevators? They prefer taking the stairs two at a time.
- What do you call a figure skater who’s also a barber? A clip and spin.
- Why don’t ice skaters like puzzles? They’re always up for a different kind of challenge.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of story? A fairy glide.
- Why did the ice skater get a job at the bakery? She was good at rolling dough.
- What do you call a figure skater with a sore throat? A hoarse spinner.
- Why don’t ice skaters like to sit still? They always want to be on the move.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite instrument? The ice-o-phone.
- Why don’t ice skaters like shopping? They prefer to skate through sales.
- What do you call a figure skater with a sweet tooth? A sugar spinner.
- Why don’t ice skaters ever get cold? They always bring their gloves.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of jewelry? Ice rings.
- Why did the figure skater go to the zoo? She wanted to see the penguins slide.
- What do you call an ice skater who’s good at art? A Picasso on ice.
- Why do ice skaters always smile? They can’t resist a gleaming ice surface.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of dog? An ice-landic sheepdog.
- Why don’t ice skaters like heavy meals? They prefer light snacks to stay agile.
- What do you call a figure skater who likes to clean? A sweep spinner.
- Why don’t ice skaters like hot tea? They prefer it on the rocks.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite book? “The Ice Princess”.
- Why did the figure skater bring a fan to the rink? She wanted to blow away the competition.
- What do you call an ice skater who likes to knit? A stitch on ice.
- Why don’t ice skaters like stairs? They always take things one step at a time.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of dance? The icy waltz.
- Why did the figure skater bring a notebook to the rink? She wanted to jot down her thoughts on ice.
- What do you call a figure skater who loves pizza? A slice spinner.
- Why don’t ice skaters like roller coasters? They prefer their thrills on ice.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of weather? Hail on ice.
- Why did the figure skater bring a bucket to the rink? She wanted to kick the bucket list of tricks.
- What do you call an ice skater who likes to cook? A chef on ice.
- Why don’t ice skaters like summer? They’re afraid of a meltdown.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of music? Ice-C (Easy) listening.
- Why did the figure skater bring a blanket to the rink? She wanted to have a cozy glide.
- What do you call a figure skater who likes flowers? A rose spinner.
- Why don’t ice skaters like spring? They’re worried about the thaw.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of hat? A cap on ice.
- Why did the figure skater bring a mirror to the rink? She wanted to reflect on her moves.
- What do you call an ice skater who likes to travel? A globetrotter on ice.
- Why don’t ice skaters like magic tricks? They prefer real spins to illusions.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of tea? Frosty mint.
- Why did the figure skater bring a teddy bear to the rink? She wanted a comfort spin.
- What do you call an ice skater who likes to read? A bookworm on ice.
- Why don’t ice skaters like loud music? They prefer the sound of their skates on ice.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of fruit? An icy pear.
- Why did the figure skater bring a camera to the rink? She wanted to capture her moves in a freeze frame.
- What do you call a figure skater who loves fashion? A style spinner.
- Why don’t ice skaters like rush hour? They prefer the smooth flow of the rink.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of candy? Minty glaciers.
- Why did the figure skater bring a pillow to the rink? She wanted to dream on ice.
- What do you call an ice skater who likes to write poems? A poet on ice.
- Why don’t ice skaters like falling leaves? They prefer everything frozen.
- What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of watch? An ice-watch.
- Why did the figure skater bring a plant to the rink?