150 helicopter jokes
- Why don’t helicopters make good comedians? Because their jokes always fly over people’s heads!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite dessert? Chopper-chip cookies!
- Why did the helicopter break up with the airplane? Because it was tired of just being a prop!
- What do you call a cold helicopter? A chill-icopter!
- Why are helicopters bad at secrets? They always blab to the control tower!
- Why do helicopters never play hide and seek? Because they always get spotted!
- Why did the helicopter get in trouble in school? It was always hovering over its classmates’ papers!
- Why are helicopters the best listeners? Because they’re always all ears (and rotors)!
- How do helicopters stay fit? They always get their daily rotor-cise!
- Why did the helicopter get a promotion? Because it really knew how to rise to the occasion!
- What do you call a reckless helicopter? A heli-crazy!
- What did the helicopter say to the landing pad? I think we’ve got a solid connection!
- Why was the helicopter a bad baker? It couldn’t whisk fast enough!
- What do you call a singing helicopter? A heli-crooner!
- Why was the helicopter always lost? It could never find its landing spot!
- Why did the helicopter cross the road? To get to the chopper!
- What do you call a helicopter that tells tall tales? A heli-fib-er!
- What did the helicopter say to the storm? “You can’t blow me away!”
- Why did the helicopter go to therapy? It had trouble landing!
- How do you know a helicopter is happy? When it’s in high spirits!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite type of music? Pop and prop!
- Why was the helicopter late for the meeting? It got caught in updraft!
- How do you catch a helicopter? You heli-catch-it!
- What do you call a helicopter that can play the piano? A heli-composer!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite pasta? Rotor-ini!
- Why was the helicopter always cold? Because it had too many fans!
- What do you call a helicopter that can’t stop laughing? A heli-snorter!
- How do helicopters learn to fly? They just wing it!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite exercise? The spin cycle!
- Why are helicopters so good at sports? They always have the best lift!
- Why don’t helicopters ever get tired? Because they always wind down!
- What did the helicopter say to its date? Let’s take this relationship to new heights!
- Why don’t helicopters like fast food? Because they prefer to hover over a good meal!
- Why are helicopters like detectives? They’re great at choppering up the evidence!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite dance? The heli-hop!
- Why did the helicopter refuse the job? It didn’t want to be a part of the daily grind!
- What do you call a fast helicopter? A heli-speeder!
- How does a helicopter ask someone out? It sweeps them off their feet!
- Why was the helicopter so good at poker? It had a great poker rotor-face!
- What do you call a helicopter that goes fishing? A heli-catcher!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite game? Spin the rotor!
- Why don’t helicopters like gossip? Because it gets them into a spin!
- How does a helicopter flirt? It says, “Are you a helipad? Because I’m falling for you!”
- Why don’t helicopters play chess? They hate to be cornered!
- What do you call a helicopter that loves to draw? A heli-sketcher!
- What did the helicopter say to its rotor? Let’s go for a spin!
- Why did the helicopter refuse to play football? It didn’t like the idea of getting grounded!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite fruit? Heli-berries!
- What do you call a helicopter that loves trivia? A heli-fact-er!
- How does a helicopter say goodbye? It says, “Chop chop!”
- Why do helicopters make good DJs? They always keep things spinning!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite drink? Heli-tea!
- Why was the helicopter a bad actor? It couldn’t land a role!
- What do you call a helicopter with a bad attitude? A heli-smacker!
- Why was the helicopter sad? Because it missed the heli-pad!
- What did the helicopter say to the wind? “Stop pushing me around!”
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite sandwich? A chopper cheese!
- Why did the helicopter get a ticket? It parked in a no-fly zone!
- What do you call a scared helicopter? A heli-flutter!
- What do helicopters use to clean their rotors? Chopper soap!
- How do helicopters write letters? With a heli-pen!
- Why was the helicopter always so cool? It had a fan club!
- What did the helicopter say to its reflection? “Lookin’ fly!”
- Why don’t helicopters like winters? It’s too hard to break the ice!
- Why are helicopters great artists? Because they always draw a crowd!
- Why did the helicopter get an award? For outstanding lift achievements!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite TV show? “Top Rotor”!
- Why don’t helicopters work 9-5? They prefer to fly by night!
- What do you call a clean helicopter? A heli-shower!
- Why don’t helicopters like math? They hate going in circles!
- Why are helicopters so happy? They’re always on cloud nine!
- Why did the helicopter join a band? It wanted to be in the spin-off!
- How do helicopters communicate? They spin tales!
- Why don’t helicopters like to talk? They’d rather just buzz around!
- Why was the helicopter never lonely? Because it always had company in the control tower!
- How does a helicopter propose? With a ring, of course!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite superhero? Rotor-Man!
- Why do helicopters make bad roommates? They’re always hovering!
- What do you call a talkative helicopter? A heli-chatter!
- Why was the helicopter so popular? It was always the high-flyer!
- Why did the helicopter fail the test? It couldn’t stay grounded!
- What did the helicopter say to the bird? “No feathers, no problem!”
- What do you call a kind helicopter? A heli-helper!
- Why did the helicopter join a band? Because it had the chops!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, it always lands!
- What do you call a retired helicopter? A heli-couch-ter!
- Why don’t helicopters like basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite meal? Anything, as long as it’s take-out!
- What do you call a magical helicopter? A heli-caster!
- How do helicopters say sorry? They make up for it in the air!
- Why don’t helicopters date drones? They’re too remote!
- Why did the helicopter visit the doctor? It had a bad case of rotor-rooter!
- What do you call a helicopter that loves to read? A heli-reader!
- Why don’t helicopters like soccer? They’re afraid of headers!
- Why was the helicopter always well-dressed? It believed in making a good landing!
- Why do helicopters make great friends? They’re always there to lift you up!
- Why did the helicopter refuse to race? It didn’t like the pressure!
- Why did the helicopter go to the party? To have a whirly good time!
- What do you call a helicopter at the beach? A heli-sun-bather!
- Why did the helicopter refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being dealt a bad hand!
- What do you call a skilled helicopter? A heli-master!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite type of weather? A light breeze!
- Why are helicopters bad at baseball? They always fly out!
- Why did the helicopter go to the gym? To work on its hover-body!
- How do helicopters show affection? They hover around you!
- Why don’t helicopters like to swim? They hate getting their rotors wet!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite sport? Sky-diving!
- Why are helicopters bad at telling jokes? They often fly over one’s head!
- Why don’t helicopters go on roller coasters? They have enough ups and downs!
- Why did the helicopter go on a diet? It wanted to lose some tail rotor weight!
- Why are helicopters good at yoga? They’re excellent at doing the twist!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite type of movie? Anything that’s high-flying!
- Why was the helicopter always so loud? It was born with a big h-voice!
- Why don’t helicopters like boxing? They prefer aerial combat!
- Why did the helicopter get stuck in traffic? It forgot it could fly!
- Why was the helicopter always at the library? It loved a good tail spin!
- Why don’t helicopters do ballet? They have two left rotors!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite day of the week? Fly-day!
- Why did the helicopter go to the spa? It wanted to rotor-lax!
- Why was the helicopter a good student? It was always on top of things!
- Why are helicopters great dancers? They’ve got the twirl down pat!
- Why did the helicopter become a poet? It loved to rhyme in the sky!
- Why did the helicopter refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with turbulence!
- Why was the helicopter always the star of the show? It always knew how to make an entrance!
- How does a helicopter get ready for a date? It freshens up its rotors!
- What do you call a helicopter that loves to shop? A heli-spender!
- Why don’t helicopters like school? They hate getting grounded!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite drink at a coffee shop? A heli-ccino!
- Why do helicopters love the summer? They love to soak up the sun!
- Why don’t helicopters get cold? They’ve got great circulation!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite animal? The hummingbird, for its hover skills!
- Why did the helicopter go to the dentist? It had a rotor-ache!
- Why do helicopters make terrible secret agents? They’re always in the spotlight!
- Why are helicopters good at multitasking? They always have their hands full!
- Why did the helicopter become a musician? It wanted to top the charts!
- Why did the helicopter go to the therapist? It had separation anxiety from its helipad!
- How do helicopters like their eggs? Over easy with a side of propeller potatoes!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite game? Sky high checkers!
- Why don’t helicopters have many friends? They always have their head in the clouds!
- Why did the helicopter refuse to play hockey? It couldn’t handle the ice!
- How do helicopters like their pizza? With extra lift!
- Why did the helicopter get a haircut? It needed a trim for its tail rotor!
- Why don’t helicopters like to cook? They can’t stand the heat!
- What do you call a helicopter that loves to act? A heli-star!
- Why did the helicopter join the circus? It wanted to be in the spotlight!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Engine that Could Fly”!
- Why did the helicopter refuse to join the race? It didn’t like the spin competition!
- What do helicopters do in their free time? They like to hang in the air!
- Why was the helicopter always the life of the party? It knew how to lift people’s spirits!
- What’s a helicopter’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you a runway? Because my heart is about to take off!”