150 helicopter jokes

  1. Why don’t helicopters make good comedians? Because their jokes always fly over people’s heads!
  2. What’s a helicopter’s favorite dessert? Chopper-chip cookies!
  3. Why did the helicopter break up with the airplane? Because it was tired of just being a prop!
  4. What do you call a cold helicopter? A chill-icopter!
  5. Why are helicopters bad at secrets? They always blab to the control tower!
  6. Why do helicopters never play hide and seek? Because they always get spotted!
  7. Why did the helicopter get in trouble in school? It was always hovering over its classmates’ papers!
  8. Why are helicopters the best listeners? Because they’re always all ears (and rotors)!
  9. How do helicopters stay fit? They always get their daily rotor-cise!
  10. Why did the helicopter get a promotion? Because it really knew how to rise to the occasion!
  11. What do you call a reckless helicopter? A heli-crazy!
  12. What did the helicopter say to the landing pad? I think we’ve got a solid connection!
  13. Why was the helicopter a bad baker? It couldn’t whisk fast enough!
  14. What do you call a singing helicopter? A heli-crooner!
  15. Why was the helicopter always lost? It could never find its landing spot!
  16. Why did the helicopter cross the road? To get to the chopper!
  17. What do you call a helicopter that tells tall tales? A heli-fib-er!
  18. What did the helicopter say to the storm? “You can’t blow me away!”
  19. Why did the helicopter go to therapy? It had trouble landing!
  20. How do you know a helicopter is happy? When it’s in high spirits!
  21. What’s a helicopter’s favorite type of music? Pop and prop!
  22. Why was the helicopter late for the meeting? It got caught in updraft!
  23. How do you catch a helicopter? You heli-catch-it!
  24. What do you call a helicopter that can play the piano? A heli-composer!
  25. What’s a helicopter’s favorite pasta? Rotor-ini!
  26. Why was the helicopter always cold? Because it had too many fans!
  27. What do you call a helicopter that can’t stop laughing? A heli-snorter!
  28. How do helicopters learn to fly? They just wing it!
  29. What’s a helicopter’s favorite exercise? The spin cycle!
  30. Why are helicopters so good at sports? They always have the best lift!
  31. Why don’t helicopters ever get tired? Because they always wind down!
  32. What did the helicopter say to its date? Let’s take this relationship to new heights!
  33. Why don’t helicopters like fast food? Because they prefer to hover over a good meal!
  34. Why are helicopters like detectives? They’re great at choppering up the evidence!
  35. What’s a helicopter’s favorite dance? The heli-hop!
  36. Why did the helicopter refuse the job? It didn’t want to be a part of the daily grind!
  37. What do you call a fast helicopter? A heli-speeder!
  38. How does a helicopter ask someone out? It sweeps them off their feet!
  39. Why was the helicopter so good at poker? It had a great poker rotor-face!
  40. What do you call a helicopter that goes fishing? A heli-catcher!
  41. What’s a helicopter’s favorite game? Spin the rotor!
  42. Why don’t helicopters like gossip? Because it gets them into a spin!
  43. How does a helicopter flirt? It says, “Are you a helipad? Because I’m falling for you!”
  44. Why don’t helicopters play chess? They hate to be cornered!
  45. What do you call a helicopter that loves to draw? A heli-sketcher!
  46. What did the helicopter say to its rotor? Let’s go for a spin!
  47. Why did the helicopter refuse to play football? It didn’t like the idea of getting grounded!
  48. What’s a helicopter’s favorite fruit? Heli-berries!
  49. What do you call a helicopter that loves trivia? A heli-fact-er!
  50. How does a helicopter say goodbye? It says, “Chop chop!”
  51. Why do helicopters make good DJs? They always keep things spinning!
  52. What’s a helicopter’s favorite drink? Heli-tea!
  53. Why was the helicopter a bad actor? It couldn’t land a role!
  54. What do you call a helicopter with a bad attitude? A heli-smacker!
  55. Why was the helicopter sad? Because it missed the heli-pad!
  56. What did the helicopter say to the wind? “Stop pushing me around!”
  57. What’s a helicopter’s favorite sandwich? A chopper cheese!
  58. Why did the helicopter get a ticket? It parked in a no-fly zone!
  59. What do you call a scared helicopter? A heli-flutter!
  60. What do helicopters use to clean their rotors? Chopper soap!
  61. How do helicopters write letters? With a heli-pen!
  62. Why was the helicopter always so cool? It had a fan club!
  63. What did the helicopter say to its reflection? “Lookin’ fly!”
  64. Why don’t helicopters like winters? It’s too hard to break the ice!
  65. Why are helicopters great artists? Because they always draw a crowd!
  66. Why did the helicopter get an award? For outstanding lift achievements!
  67. What’s a helicopter’s favorite TV show? “Top Rotor”!
  68. Why don’t helicopters work 9-5? They prefer to fly by night!
  69. What do you call a clean helicopter? A heli-shower!
  70. Why don’t helicopters like math? They hate going in circles!
  71. Why are helicopters so happy? They’re always on cloud nine!
  72. Why did the helicopter join a band? It wanted to be in the spin-off!
  73. How do helicopters communicate? They spin tales!
  74. Why don’t helicopters like to talk? They’d rather just buzz around!
  75. Why was the helicopter never lonely? Because it always had company in the control tower!
  76. How does a helicopter propose? With a ring, of course!
  77. What’s a helicopter’s favorite superhero? Rotor-Man!
  78. Why do helicopters make bad roommates? They’re always hovering!
  79. What do you call a talkative helicopter? A heli-chatter!
  80. Why was the helicopter so popular? It was always the high-flyer!
  81. Why did the helicopter fail the test? It couldn’t stay grounded!
  82. What did the helicopter say to the bird? “No feathers, no problem!”
  83. What do you call a kind helicopter? A heli-helper!
  84. Why did the helicopter join a band? Because it had the chops!
  85. What’s a helicopter’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, it always lands!
  86. What do you call a retired helicopter? A heli-couch-ter!
  87. Why don’t helicopters like basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked!
  88. What’s a helicopter’s favorite meal? Anything, as long as it’s take-out!
  89. What do you call a magical helicopter? A heli-caster!
  90. How do helicopters say sorry? They make up for it in the air!
  91. Why don’t helicopters date drones? They’re too remote!
  92. Why did the helicopter visit the doctor? It had a bad case of rotor-rooter!
  93. What do you call a helicopter that loves to read? A heli-reader!
  94. Why don’t helicopters like soccer? They’re afraid of headers!
  95. Why was the helicopter always well-dressed? It believed in making a good landing!
  96. Why do helicopters make great friends? They’re always there to lift you up!
  97. Why did the helicopter refuse to race? It didn’t like the pressure!
  98. Why did the helicopter go to the party? To have a whirly good time!
  99. What do you call a helicopter at the beach? A heli-sun-bather!
  100. Why did the helicopter refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being dealt a bad hand!
  101. What do you call a skilled helicopter? A heli-master!
  102. What’s a helicopter’s favorite type of weather? A light breeze!
  103. Why are helicopters bad at baseball? They always fly out!
  104. Why did the helicopter go to the gym? To work on its hover-body!
  105. How do helicopters show affection? They hover around you!
  106. Why don’t helicopters like to swim? They hate getting their rotors wet!
  107. What’s a helicopter’s favorite sport? Sky-diving!
  108. Why are helicopters bad at telling jokes? They often fly over one’s head!
  109. Why don’t helicopters go on roller coasters? They have enough ups and downs!
  110. Why did the helicopter go on a diet? It wanted to lose some tail rotor weight!
  111. Why are helicopters good at yoga? They’re excellent at doing the twist!
  112. What’s a helicopter’s favorite type of movie? Anything that’s high-flying!
  113. Why was the helicopter always so loud? It was born with a big h-voice!
  114. Why don’t helicopters like boxing? They prefer aerial combat!
  115. Why did the helicopter get stuck in traffic? It forgot it could fly!
  116. Why was the helicopter always at the library? It loved a good tail spin!
  117. Why don’t helicopters do ballet? They have two left rotors!
  118. What’s a helicopter’s favorite day of the week? Fly-day!
  119. Why did the helicopter go to the spa? It wanted to rotor-lax!
  120. Why was the helicopter a good student? It was always on top of things!
  121. Why are helicopters great dancers? They’ve got the twirl down pat!
  122. Why did the helicopter become a poet? It loved to rhyme in the sky!
  123. Why did the helicopter refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with turbulence!
  124. Why was the helicopter always the star of the show? It always knew how to make an entrance!
  125. How does a helicopter get ready for a date? It freshens up its rotors!
  126. What do you call a helicopter that loves to shop? A heli-spender!
  127. Why don’t helicopters like school? They hate getting grounded!
  128. What’s a helicopter’s favorite drink at a coffee shop? A heli-ccino!
  129. Why do helicopters love the summer? They love to soak up the sun!
  130. Why don’t helicopters get cold? They’ve got great circulation!
  131. What’s a helicopter’s favorite animal? The hummingbird, for its hover skills!
  132. Why did the helicopter go to the dentist? It had a rotor-ache!
  133. Why do helicopters make terrible secret agents? They’re always in the spotlight!
  134. Why are helicopters good at multitasking? They always have their hands full!
  135. Why did the helicopter become a musician? It wanted to top the charts!
  136. Why did the helicopter go to the therapist? It had separation anxiety from its helipad!
  137. How do helicopters like their eggs? Over easy with a side of propeller potatoes!
  138. What’s a helicopter’s favorite game? Sky high checkers!
  139. Why don’t helicopters have many friends? They always have their head in the clouds!
  140. Why did the helicopter refuse to play hockey? It couldn’t handle the ice!
  141. How do helicopters like their pizza? With extra lift!
  142. Why did the helicopter get a haircut? It needed a trim for its tail rotor!
  143. Why don’t helicopters like to cook? They can’t stand the heat!
  144. What do you call a helicopter that loves to act? A heli-star!
  145. Why did the helicopter join the circus? It wanted to be in the spotlight!
  146. What’s a helicopter’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Engine that Could Fly”!
  147. Why did the helicopter refuse to join the race? It didn’t like the spin competition!
  148. What do helicopters do in their free time? They like to hang in the air!
  149. Why was the helicopter always the life of the party? It knew how to lift people’s spirits!
  150. What’s a helicopter’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you a runway? Because my heart is about to take off!”

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