150 good friday jokes

Sure, here are 150 Good Friday-themed jokes.

Please note, humor is highly subjective, and these are intended to be light-hearted and respectful:

1. Why didn’t the hot cross bun go to the Good Friday party? Because it had a yeast infection!
2. What do you call it when a Good Friday service takes forever? An “Eternity” service!
3. Why was the Good Friday sermon a hit? Because it was nailed perfectly!
4. How does Jesus make his coffee on Good Friday? He brews it!
5. Why did the Easter egg hide on Good Friday? It didn’t want to be a shell out!
6. What’s the best exercise on Good Friday? Cross training!
7. Why do bunnies hate Good Friday? They’re terrified of hot cross buns!
8. Why was the church bell quiet on Good Friday? It tolled a secret!
9. What do you call a cat on the beach during Good Friday? Sandy Claws!
10. Why do churches serve fish on Good Friday? Because it’s a great oppor-tuna-ty for fellowship!
11. What did the piece of chocolate say to the Easter egg on Good Friday? “I feel so empty inside!”
12. What’s Jesus’ favorite vegetable? Lettuce pray!
13. Why didn’t Jesus play hockey on Good Friday? He was afraid of getting cross-checked!
14. How do you start a Good Friday parade? Roll away the rock!
15. Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them!
16. Why did the Easter Bunny join a gym? To work on his egg-ercise!
17. Why did the Easter egg hide on Good Friday? It was a little chicken!
18. Why did the priest go to the bar on Good Friday? He needed some “holy spirits”!
19. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead!
20. Why did Jesus become a gardener? He likes pruning sins!
21. Why did the Good Friday service make everyone so thirsty? It was a lot to process-ion!
22. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law!
23. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
24. How does Good Friday end? With a prayer-iod!
25. Why did the Easter egg file a police report? It got whisked away!
26. How do we know Jesus was a good carpenter? He nailed it!
27. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
28. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
29. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
30. Why don’t we tell secrets on Good Friday? Because Good Friday isn’t a secret Santa!
31. What do you call a Good Friday joke that isn’t funny? A Crucifixion!
32. Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get “egg-ucated”!
33. Why do priests love free apps? They’re pro-gratis!
34. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A Palm Sunday!
35. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor? It was having a “hare” raising time!
36. Why did Jesus have so many followers? He had great cross-over appeal!
37. What did the priest give for his Good Friday sermon? His holy ghost-written manuscript!
38. What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning!
39. How does Jesus’ computer get fixed? He re-boots it!
40. What do you call an egg from outer space? An “Egg-straterrestrial”!
41. Why was the math book sad on Good Friday? It had too many problems!
42. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
43. Why was the rabbit so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
44. Why do priests always carry a ruler? For when they take the measure of a man!
45. How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it!
46. Why did the Easter Bunny bring toilet paper? He wanted to wipe out all the bad egg puns!
47. Why did the priest go to the bakery on Good Friday? He heard they were making “Prophet-eroles”!
48. How did the priest score in the basketball game? He got a prayerfect score!
49. Why was the priest’s sermon so uplifting on Good Friday? Because it was a riser act!
50. What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An “Eggs-plorer”!
51. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They might crack up!
52. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much? An “Egg-head”!
53. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
54. How do rabbits travel? By hareplane!
55. Why did the priest play tennis on Good Friday? He liked serving!
56. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to “eggs-it” wrong!
57. Why did the Good Friday service end early? The priest had to catch his “blessed” bus!
58. Why was the priest such a good baker? He always rose to the occasion!
59. What do you call an egg that tells jokes? A “Yolk-ster”!
60. What did the priest use to make his salad? Lettuce pray!
61. What do you call a very religious cat? A purr-minister!
62. Why don’t churches have Wi-Fi? They prefer “sermon” connections!
63. How does Jesus prepare his Easter eggs? He whips them into preyer!
64. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the barber? For a hare-cut!
65. Why was the math book sad on Good Friday? Because of all its problems!
66. Why did the priest carry a ladder on Good Friday? He wanted to reach “high-er” levels!
67. Why did the priest go to jail? He stole a pews!
68. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost!
69. How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? He said it was “egg-cellent”!
70. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? For the egg-stra innings!
71. What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-days!
72. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
73. How do rabbits stay in shape? Hare-obics!
74. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggercise!
75. Why was the priest at the gym? He was exercising his faith!
76. Why didn’t the Easter egg go to school? He was a little chicken!
77. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush!
78. Why did the priest become a gardener? He loved to turnip the soil!
79. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the hospital? He felt “hoppy” inside!
80. How does a priest fix a flat tire? He uses holy rollers!
81. What do you call a fast rabbit? A hare-o-speed!
82. Why did the egg go to the party? To have a cracking good time!
83. How does Jesus tie his shoes? In little crosses!
84. Why was the Easter egg hiding? He was a little chicken!
85. Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls!
86. What do you call an egg from outer space? An “egg-straterrestrial”!
87. Why do churches serve fish on Good Friday? Because it’s holy mackerel!
88. Why was the Easter Bunny at the gym? He wanted to work on his buns!
89. How does Jesus keep his robes up? With a good faith belt!
90. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
91. What does a priest do in his spare time? He prays for a hobby!
92. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? By egg-ercising!
93. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was cracking under pressure!
94. Why was the rabbit so happy? He was having a hoppy day!
95. What do you call an egg that likes to explore? A shell-shocked adventurer!
96. How did the Easter Bunny rate the egg hunt? He said it was egg-ceptional!
97. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
98. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!
99. What do you call an egg that tells jokes? A yolk-ster!
100. Why did the Good Friday service end early? The priest had to catch his “blessed” bus!
101. Why did the priest go to the bakery on Good Friday? He heard they were making “Prophet-eroles”!
102. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With hare spray!
103. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor? It was having a “hare” raising time!
104. Why was the Easter egg nervous? It was about to get cracked!
105. What’s an egg’s least favorite sport? Shell-lifting!
106. Why did the Easter Bunny bring toilet paper? He wanted to wipe out all the bad egg puns!
107. Why was the priest such a good baker? He always rose to the occasion!
108. How do you make an Easter egg laugh? Tell it a yolk!
109. Why did the priest carry a ladder on Good Friday? He wanted to reach “high-er” levels!
110. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggercise!
111. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much? An “Egg-head”!
112. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
113. What do you call a priest who can play the piano? A monk-key!
114. Why did the priest go to the bar on Good Friday? He needed some “holy spirits”!
115. What did the priest give for his Good Friday sermon? His holy ghost-written manuscript!
116. Why did the Easter egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit scrambled!
117. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice? With a hare brush!
118. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!
119. How does the Easter Bunny get around? By hare plane!
120. Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day!
121. What do you call a group of bunnies walking backward? A receding hare-line!
122. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead!
123. Why did the Easter egg go to the party? It wanted to have a cracking good time!
124. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder? He heard the eggs were hard to beat!
125. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs? He hires a hare brush!
126. Why was the Easter Bunny so busy? He had a hare-raising schedule!
127. Why did the priest become a gardener? He loved to root out sin!
128. What did the egg say to the frying pan on Good Friday? “You crack me up!”
129. What do you call an egg that likes to prank people? A practical yolker!
130. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a watch? He heard time flies when you’re having fun!
131. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
132. Why was the priest at the gym on Good Friday? He was exercising his faith!
133. Why did the Easter Bunny bring an umbrella? He didn’t want to get wet if it rained eggs!
134. Why was the Easter egg always tired? Because he was egg-hausted!
135. What’s a priest’s favorite type of sandwich? Swiss cheese, because it’s holy!
136. What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father in law!
137. Why did the priest go to jail? He stole a pews!
138. Why did the priest bring a compass on Good Friday? He didn’t want to lose his way on the path of righteousness!
139. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Hare-obics!
140. What’s a priest’s favorite exercise? Cross-training!
141. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym? To work out his eggs-tra pounds!
142. Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls!
143. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
144. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!
145. How does Jesus make his coffee on Good Friday? He brews it!
146. What did the priest wear to the gym? His holy trainers!
147. Why did the priest play tennis on Good Friday? He liked serving!
148. How does a priest make an Easter omelette? With eggs-communication!
149. What does the Easter Bunny use to keep his ears perky? Hare spray!
150. Why was the math book sad on Good Friday? It had too many problems!