101 Forrest Gump Jokes to Make You Run with Laughter

Forrest Gump, the beloved fictional character, has captivated audiences with his endearing personality and unique perspective on life. Along with his heartfelt story, Forrest has also inspired a collection of jokes and humorous anecdotes that highlight his unwavering love for running.

From his witty remarks to his amusing adventures, Forrest Gump’s life philosophy of “Don’t walk when you can run!” shines through these lighthearted jokes. So, let’s take a moment to enjoy a few laughs and appreciate the infectious spirit of this remarkable character.

Top 101 Forrest Gump Jokes:

1. Why did Forrest Gump choose the bench? Because he wanted to ‘sit’ down and tell his story.
2. What did Forrest Gump say when he got a computer? Life is like a box of cookies.
3. Why did Forrest Gump become a football player? Because he liked running, and nobody ever told him the point was to stop.
4. What’s Forrest Gump’s Wi-Fi password? 1Forrest1
5. How does Forrest Gump get his daily workout? He runs everywhere…literally.
6. Why does Forrest Gump always carry a box of chocolates? He never knows what workout he’s gonna get.
7. Why did Forrest Gump refuse to play hide and seek? Because good ‘ol Forrest always likes to be found.
8. How does Forrest Gump like his coffee? Like life, you never know what you’re gonna get.
9. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite instrument? The run-bells.
10. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite song? Run to the Hills.
11. Why did Forrest Gump become a ping pong champion? Because he never stops bouncing back.
12. What would Forrest Gump be if he were a superhero? Super Runner!
13. What do you call Forrest Gump when he is thinking? Pondering while running.
14. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite fast food? Run-ald McDonald’s.
15. Why did Forrest Gump go to the bakery? Because life is also like a loaf of bread.
16. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite chess piece? The rook… because it moves straight, just like him.
17. Why was Forrest Gump never late for school? He ran to school every day!
18. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite holiday? Labor Day. He always works hard.
19. Why does Forrest Gump never play video games? He can’t handle the sprint button.
20. Why does Forrest Gump love marathon running? Because he just felt like running.
21. Why did Forrest Gump never become a car salesman? Because he believes in running, not driving.
22. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite fruit? Run-berries!

23. Why does Forrest Gump always win at cards? Because he always plays his hand straight.
24. Why did Forrest Gump refuse to use GPS? He said, “Mama always told me, life is like a road map.”

25. How does Forrest Gump like his eggs? Hard-run.
26. Why did Forrest Gump start a gardening business? He thought it was about planting boxes of chocolates.
27. Why does Forrest Gump never play poker? He can’t handle the runs.
28. What is Forrest Gump’s favorite type of math? Geometry because it has so many ‘runs’.
29. What do you call Forrest Gump after a long run? Exhausted, but not done yet.
30. Why did Forrest Gump start a shoe company? He wanted to support his running habit.
31. Why doesn’t Forrest Gump use a treadmill? He doesn’t believe in running in place.
32. What is Forrest Gump’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good running beat.
33. Why did Forrest Gump go to the theater? He thought they were showing “Run, Lola, Run”.
34. How does Forrest Gump respond when someone says, “you can’t run forever”? He says, “Watch me.”
35. Why did Forrest Gump decide to climb Mount Everest? He was tired of running flat ground.
36. Why doesn’t Forrest Gump have a driving license? He’s always running over speed limits.
37. Why did Forrest Gump refuse to take the bus? He said, “Running is my drive.”
38. How does Forrest Gump keep his plants healthy? He gives them running water.
39. Why did Forrest Gump become a baseball player? Because he loved running bases.
40. Why does Forrest Gump refuse to fly? Because he believes his legs can take him anywhere.
41. What’s Forrest Gump’s least favorite exercise? Anything that’s not running.
42. Why does Forrest Gump always carry a map? So he knows where he’s run.
43. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite bird? The roadrunner, of course!
44. Why did Forrest Gump start a travel agency? He knows all the best running routes.
45. What is Forrest Gump’s favorite part of the newspaper? The running commentary.
46. Why does Forrest Gump always eat pasta? Carbo-loading for his next run.
47. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite kind of race? The one where he runs.
48. Why did Forrest Gump join the army? Because he was always ready to run.
49. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite dance move? The running man.
50. How does Forrest Gump like his steak? Rare, like a break from running.
51. Why did Forrest Gump invest in a shoe company? He knows the importance of good running shoes.
52. Why did Forrest Gump become a mailman? He loves going for a run every morning.
53. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite movie? Chariots of Fire. He loves a good running story.
54. Why does Forrest Gump always win at musical chairs? He’s got the running part down pat.
55. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite animal at the zoo? The cheetah. Fastest runner around.
56. How does Forrest Gump like his tea? Run and hot.
57. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite ice cream flavor? Run Raisin.
58. Why does Forrest Gump always carry a stopwatch? To track his running speed.
59. Why did Forrest Gump go to the Olympics? To run, of course!
60. What did Forrest Gump say when he visited the Grand Canyon? “I guess I can’t run across that.”
61. Why did Forrest Gump refuse to take the elevator? He said, “Stairs are like small hills, I prefer to run.”
62. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite candy? Runts.
63. Why did Forrest Gump go to the beach? He wanted to run on the sand.
64. Why did Forrest Gump go to the hardware store? He heard they had running pliers.
65. How does Forrest Gump relax after a long run? He doesn’t. He just keeps running.
66. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite part of a song? The run-down.
67. Why did Forrest Gump start a delivery service? He thought it would be a good excuse to run more.
68. Why did Forrest Gump go to the zoo? He wanted to have a running race with the cheetah.
69. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite type of dog? A Greyhound, they can keep up with him.
70. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite fish? The one that swims up-stream, because it’s like running underwater.
71. Why did Forrest Gump become a pizza delivery guy? He liked the idea of running with a purpose.
72. Why did Forrest Gump go to the moon? Because he ran out of places to run on earth.
73. How does Forrest Gump start his day? With a sunrise run.
74. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite part of a birthday party? The cake run.

75. Why did Forrest Gump become a firefighter? He loves running into danger.
76. Why did Forrest Gump start a courier service? He wanted to make running his business.
77. Why did Forrest Gump go to the dentist? He had a run-ning toothache.
78. Why did Forrest Gump buy a boat? To take his running to the sea.
79. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite type of poetry? The ones with running rhymes.
80. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta? Run-toni.
81. Why did Forrest Gump go to the art museum? To see the running horses painting.
82. Why did Forrest Gump become a track coach? To share his love of running.
83. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite type of paint? The kind that runs.
84. Why did Forrest Gump become a running coach? He wanted to inspire others to love running as much as he does.
85. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite hobby? Running, obviously!
86. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite day of the week? Run-day.
87. Why did Forrest Gump become a motivational speaker? Because his life is a run-derful story.
88. Why did Forrest Gump start a fitness center? To teach people the art of running.
89. Why did Forrest Gump buy a farm? To create a run-ning track around it.
90. Why did Forrest Gump go to the library? To find books on running.
91. What did Forrest Gump say when he visited the Great Wall of China? “I wish I could run on that.”
92. Why did Forrest Gump become a weatherman? He loves forecasting running weather.
93. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite vegetable? Runner beans.
94. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite kind of pizza? One with lots of run-ion.
95. Why did Forrest Gump start a restaurant? To serve run-ny eggs to everyone.
96. What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite type of car? One that runs well.
97. What did Forrest Gump say when he saw a snowman? “It’s too bad you can’t run.”
98. Why did Forrest Gump refuse to use a wheelchair when he broke his leg? “I’d rather hop than not run at all.”
99. Why did Forrest Gump join the circus? To be part of the running clowns.
100. Why did Forrest Gump go to a stand-up comedy show? To hear the running jokes.
101. What’s Forrest Gump’s life philosophy? “Don’t walk when you can run!”

Conclusion

Forrest Gump’s legacy extends far beyond the big screen. His character’s simple yet profound outlook on life continues to captivate and inspire. Through his jokes, we catch glimpses of Forrest’s relentless determination, unwavering optimism, and, of course, his love for running. Whether he’s on a park bench, holding a box of chocolates, or facing everyday challenges, Forrest Gump reminds us to embrace life’s unpredictability, take chances, and keep moving forward.

So, let us carry Forrest’s spirit with us, cherishing the laughter and the wisdom, and never forgetting his timeless advice: “Don’t walk when you can run!”