141 flintstones jokes

  1. Why don’t the Flintstones ever forget anything?
    • Because they live in the “stone age”, not the “forget age”!
  2. Why was Fred always clean?
    • Because he always took a “shower-saurus”!
  3. Why did Wilma start a band?
    • Because she had a rock-solid rhythm!
  4. Why was Pebbles a great student?
    • Because she always had her “notes set in stone”!
  5. Why doesn’t Fred ever play hide and seek?
    • Because everyone always takes him for “granite”!
  6. What’s Barney’s favorite exercise?
    • Dino-saur lifts!
  7. How does Fred Flintstone cut his lawn?
    • With a “lawn-mower-saurus”!
  8. What’s Fred’s favorite kind of music?
    • Rock n’ Roll, of course!
  9. Why does Barney Rubble have a hard time lying?
    • Because the truth is always written in stone!
  10. Why did Wilma wear red?
  • Because she didn’t want to be taken for “granite”!
  1. What did Fred say to the credit card salesman?
  • “Sorry, I only carry rocks!”
  1. What do the Flintstones serve at a BBQ?
  • Bronto-burgers!
  1. Why did Barney join the choir?
  • He wanted to be a rock star!
  1. Why did Fred bring a pencil to bed?
  • He wanted to draw his dreams on the “cave wall”!
  1. Why does Betty have so many friends?
  • Because she’s always down to “rock”!
  1. What’s Dino’s favorite snack?
  • Fossils-flavored treats!
  1. Why was the Flintstones’ car so slow?
  • Because it was a real “stone-ager”!
  1. What’s Fred’s favorite fruit?
  • “Ptero-fruit”!
  1. Why did Wilma make a great detective?
  • She could always “unearth” the truth!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite sport?
  • “Rock” climbing!
  1. Why didn’t the Flintstones ever go to the zoo?
  • Because they already lived with the dinosaurs!
  1. What’s Pebbles’ favorite game?
  • Hide and “go-rock”!
  1. Why is Fred always late for work?
  • His alarm “rock” is unreliable!
  1. What’s Barney’s favorite movie?
  • Jurassic “Pebble”!
  1. What does Dino bring to the picnic?
  • “Pre-hysterical” sandwiches!
  1. Why is the Flintstones’ house so sturdy?
  • Because it’s built on “bedrock”!
  1. How do the Flintstones get their mail?
  • By “Pterodactyl” Post!
  1. Why did Fred get a ticket?
  • He was caught “rock”less driving!
  1. Why is Wilma good at chess?
  • Because she’s always thinking “stone” steps ahead!
  1. What’s Fred’s favorite winter activity?
  • Ice “stone” skating!
  1. Why doesn’t Betty use a dishwasher?
  • She prefers a “dish-saurus”!
  1. What’s Pebbles’ favorite type of music?
  • “Stone”pop!
  1. Why did Fred join a band?
  • He wanted to be a “rock” star!
  1. What’s Barney’s favorite dessert?
  • “Stone-berry” pie!
  1. Why is Dino the Flintstones’ favorite pet?
  • Because he’s “dino-mite”!
  1. Why don’t the Flintstones need a can opener?
  • They just “rock” it open!
  1. Why did Fred get a speeding ticket?
  • He was “rocking” and rolling too fast!
  1. What do the Flintstones use for air conditioning?
  • A “fan-osaurus”!
  1. Why did Wilma go to art school?
  1. Why was Pebbles always on the honor roll?
  • Because she was a “chip off the old rock”!
  1. What’s Dino’s favorite toy?
  • His “rocking” horse!
  1. Why did Fred get a job in construction?
  • Because he’s good at “rocking” the foundation!
  1. Why did Barney go to the dentist?
  • He had a “cave-ity”!
  1. What’s Betty’s favorite type of dance?
  • The “rock” and roll!
  1. Why did Wilma go to culinary school?
  • To learn to “rock” the kitchen!
  1. How do the Flintstones listen to music?
  • On their “rock”-box!
  1. Why was Pebbles always the life of the party?
  • She always knows how to “rock” it!
  1. Why did Fred start a landscaping business?
  • He was good at “rock” design!
  1. What’s Dino’s favorite playground equipment?
  • The “rock”er!
  1. Why did Barney become a geologist?
  • He always took things for “granite”!
  1. How do the Flintstones celebrate New Year’s Eve?
  • They “rock” in the new year!
  1. Why was Fred always the class clown?
  • Because he was a real “rock”ster!
  1. Why does Wilma always win at poker?
  • She has a “rock”-solid poker face!
  1. What’s Betty’s favorite type of salad?
  • “Rock”-et salad!
  1. Why is Pebbles great at hide and seek?
  • She’s a master at “rock”-ouflage!
  1. Why did Dino fail at being a guard dog?
  • He always “rocked” himself to sleep!
  1. Why did Fred flunk geography?
  • He thought everything was “bedrock”!
  1. Why did Barney take up sculpting?
  • He was already good at “chipping away” at problems!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite TV show?
  • “Rock of Ages”!
  1. How do the Flintstones keep their house clean?
  • They use a “broom-o-saurus”!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of cheese?
  • “Rock”-fort!
  1. Why did Wilma go to therapy?
  • She had some “prehistoric” trauma to work through!
  1. Why did Betty refuse to wear high heels?
  • She didn’t want to “rock” the boat!
  1. Why did Pebbles get a pet rock?
  • Because she wanted a “rock”-solid friend!
  1. Why did Dino always win at “fetch”?
  • Because he was “rock”-et fast!
  1. Why did Fred become a referee?
  • He was good at “rock”-ing the whistle!
  1. Why did Barney have trouble sleeping?
  • His bed was too “rock”-y!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of bread?
  • “Stone”-ground!
  1. Why did Wilma take up archaeology?
  • She was good at “digging” up the past!
  1. Why did Betty become a jewel thief?
  • She had an eye for “rock”-ing bling!
  1. Why did Pebbles join the circus?
  • She was good at “rock”-ing the trapeze!
  1. Why was Dino always getting into trouble?
  • Because he was a “rock”-n-roller!
  1. Why did Fred become a pilot?
  • He wanted to “rock” the sky!
  1. Why did Barney start his own business?
  • He was tired of being “taken for granite”!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of pizza?
  • “Rock”-eroni!
  1. Why did Wilma start a fashion blog?
  • She was “rock”-ing the latest trends!
  1. Why did Betty fail at being a spy?
  • She was always caught “red-rocked”!
  1. Why did Pebbles win the beauty pageant?
  • She was “rock”-ing the stage!
  1. Why was Dino always tired?
  • He was always “rock”-ed to sleep!
  1. Why did Fred win the lottery?
  • Because he hit the “rock”-pot!
  1. Why did Barney invest in real estate?
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of cake?
  • “Rock”-y road!
  1. Why did Wilma win the spelling bee?
  • She was “rock”-solid at spelling!
  1. Why did Betty get in trouble at school?
  • She was caught “rock”-ing in class!
  1. Why did Pebbles win the science fair?
  • She had a “rock”-et science project!
  1. Why was Dino good at soccer?
  • He was a “rock”-star goalie!
  1. Why did Fred become a chef?
  • He liked to “rock” the kitchen!
  1. Why did Barney start a rock band?
  • He had a “rock”-n-roll spirit!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite holiday?
  • “Rock”-oween!
  1. Why did Wilma become a writer?
  • She was “rock”-solid at storytelling!
  1. Why did Betty become a life coach?
  • She liked to help people find their “rock”-ing path!
  1. Why did Pebbles become a dancer?
  • She was “rock”-ing the dance floor!
  1. Why was Dino always the center of attention?
  • He was a “rock”-star attraction!
  1. Why did Fred become a weightlifter?
  • He was “rock”-solid at lifting!
  1. Why did Barney become a comedian?
  • He had a “rock”-ing sense of humor!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of pasta?
  • “Rock”-atoni!
  1. Why did Wilma become a sculptor?
  • She was “rock”-ing at shaping!
  1. Why did Betty become a baker?
  • She was “rock”-ing the oven!
  1. Why did Pebbles become a teacher?
  • She was “rock”-solid at teaching!
  1. Why was Dino always winning races?
  • He was “rock”-et fast!
  1. Why did Fred become a racecar driver?
  • He liked to “rock” and roll!
  1. Why did Barney become a swimmer?
  • He liked to “rock” the pool!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of candy?
  • “Rock”-y road chocolate!
  1. Why did Wilma become a florist?
  • She liked “rock”-ing the flowers!
  1. Why did Betty become a gardener?
  1. Why did Pebbles become a musician?
  • She was “rock”-ing the piano!
  1. Why was Dino always winning at board games?
  • He was a “rock”-star player!
  1. Why did Fred become a magician?
  • He liked to “rock” the magic tricks!
  1. Why did Barney become a painter?
  • He was “rock”-ing the canvas!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite drink?
  • “Rock”-a-cola!
  1. Why did Wilma become a hairdresser?
  • She was “rock”-ing the hairstyles!
  1. Why did Betty become an actress?
  • She was “rock”-ing the stage!
  1. Why did Pebbles become a lawyer?
  • She was “rock”-solid at arguments!
  1. Why was Dino always smiling?
  • He was a “rock”-star happy!
  1. Why did Fred become a poet?
  • He was “rock”-ing the rhymes!
  1. Why did Barney become a sailor?
  • He was “rock”-ing the waves!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of ice cream?
  • “Rock”-y road, of course!
  1. Why did Wilma become a designer?
  • She was “rock”-ing the fashion!
  1. Why did Betty become a photographer?
  • She was “rock”-ing the shots!
  1. Why did Pebbles become a journalist?
  • She was “rock”-ing the stories!
  1. Why was Dino always a good listener?
  • He was a “rock”-star friend!
  1. Why did Fred become a DJ?
  • He was “rock”-ing the beats!
  1. Why did Barney become a zookeeper?
  • He was “rock”-ing the animals!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of car?
  • A “rock”-ster!
  1. Why did Wilma become an astronaut?
  • She was “rock”-ing the stars!
  1. Why did Betty become a librarian?
  • She was “rock”-ing the books!
  1. Why did Pebbles become an architect?
  • She was “rock”-ing the buildings!
  1. Why was Dino always a good pet?
  • He was a “rock”-star companion!
  1. Why did Fred become a model?
  • He was “rock”-ing the catwalk!
  1. Why did Barney become a pilot?
  • He was “rock”-ing the skies!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of tree?
  • “Rock”-maple!
  1. Why did Wilma become a singer?
  • She was “rock”-ing the songs!
  1. Why did Betty become a chef?
  • She was “rock”-ing the kitchen!
  1. Why did Pebbles become a surgeon?
  • She was “rock”-ing the operations!
  1. Why was Dino always a good helper?
  • He was a “rock”-star assistant!
  1. Why did Fred become a dancer?
  • He was “rock”-ing the moves!
  1. Why did Barney become a coach?
  • He was “rock”-ing the team!
  1. What’s the Flintstones’ favorite type of music instrument?
  • A “rock”-ordion!
  1. Why did Wilma become a detective?
  • She was “rock”-ing the mysteries!
  1. Why did Betty become a pilot?
  • She was “rock”-ing the flights!
  1. Why did Pebbles become a scientist?

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