141 dominican jokes

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These Dominican-themed jokes should be taken in the spirit of friendly, light-hearted humor.

Many of them use popular Dominican slang or context for the punchlines, so they may be more or less understandable depending on your familiarity with Dominican culture.

1. Why don’t Dominican chickens use the internet?
   • Because they are afraid of the Windows.
2. Why did the Dominican bring a ladder to the bar?
   • Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
3. What do you call a Dominican cat that can play the guitar?
   • A Gato Bachatero.
4. Why did the Dominican bike stand on its own?
   • Because it’s a two-wheeler.
5. Why did the Dominican never play hide and seek with mountains?
   • Because the mountains always peak.
6. Why did the Dominican never trust atoms?
   • Because they make up everything.
7. Why don’t Dominican secret agents sleep?
   • Because they don’t want to be caught napping on the job.
8. What do you call a Dominican ghost’s true love?
   • His ghoul-friend.
9. Why did the Dominican bring a sunscreen to the party?
   • Because he didn’t want to get a sunburn on the dance floor.
10. Why did the Dominican cookie go to the doctor?
    • Because it felt crumby.
11. What do you call a Dominican in Alaska?
    • A Polar Dominicano.
12. Why did the Dominican eat his homework?
    • Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
13. What do Dominican baseball players do when they get hot?
    • They sit next to the fans.
14. What is a Dominican’s favorite type of math?
    • Plátano-metry!
15. What do you call a Dominican dog that performs magic tricks?
    • A Labracadabrador.
16. Why do Dominicans love playing baseball at night?
    • Because the bats wake up.
17. Why do Dominican fish always know how much they weigh?
    • Because they have their own scales.
18. Why did the Dominican go to the paint store?
    • He wanted to get a fresh coat of tan.
19. How do Dominican cucumbers become Dominican pickles?
    • They go through a jarring experience.
20. Why did the Dominican go to the river with a pencil?
    • To draw water.
21. What do you call a Dominican who can sing and cook?
    • A recipe for a hit.
22. Why did the Dominican refuse to play cards with the jungle cat?
    • Because he suspected it was a cheetah.
23. Why did the Dominican man put his money in the blender?
    • He wanted to make some liquid assets.
24. How do you know if a Dominican is a good comedian?
    • He always cracks you up.
25. Why did the Dominican go to space?
    • He wanted to see what all the “buzz” was about.
26. What’s a Dominican astronaut’s favorite meal?
    • Launch!
27. Why did the Dominican bring a pencil to bed?
    • To draw the curtains.
28. Why did the Dominican wear red shoes?
    • He heard they were sole-ful.
29. How do Dominican bees get to school?
    • On the school buzz.
30. What’s a Dominican’s favorite type of music?
    • Bacha-ta-ta!
31. What do Dominican chickens serve at birthday parties?
    • Coop-cakes.
32. Why did the Dominican bread break up with the Dominican butter?
    • Because it felt spread too thin.
33. What do you call a Dominican who lives in a fancy house?
    • Domini-casa.
34. How does a Dominican soccer player stay cool during a game?
    • By standing near the fans.
35. Why do Dominican birds use cellphones?
    • Because they have tweet-er accounts.
36. Why did the Dominican refuse to play with the lion?
    • He knew the lion couldn’t play fair.
37. Why was the Dominican computer cold?
    • It left its Windows open.
38. Why did the Dominican go to the party with a ladder?
    • He heard the fun was through the roof.
39. What’s a Dominican pirate’s favorite letter?
    • You think it’s ‘R’, but it’s actually the ‘C’.
40. Why did the Dominican like the broom?
    • Because it swept her off her feet.
41. Why was the Dominican clock always hungry?
    • Because it always goes back four seconds.
42. Why did the Dominican cross the playground?
    • To get to the other slide.
43. What do you call a Dominican who is a great painter?
    • A stroke of genius.
44. Why don’t Dominican chefs play hide and seek?
    • Because good food is always hard to hide.
45. Why did the Dominican bring a baseball bat to the dinner table?
    • He heard there was a lot of plates.
46. Why do Dominicans never play soccer in the jungle?
    • Too many cheetahs!
47. How do Dominicans organize a party in space?
    • They planet.
48. Why don’t Dominican cats play poker?
    • They’re scared of cheetahs.
49. Why did the Dominican refuse to play hide and seek with the leopard?
    • Because he was always spotted.
50. What’s a Dominican’s favorite exercise?
    • Domin-ican Jumping Jacks!
51. What’s a Dominican’s favorite kind of fruit?
    • A Plátano-rama.
52. What’s a Dominican’s favorite kind of pasta?
    • Pastelitos.
53. Why did the Dominican refuse to play cards with the elephant?
    • He suspected it had a trunk full of aces.
54. What do Dominicans use to cut a sea?
    • A sea-saw.
55. Why did the Dominican cookie cry?
    • Because his mom was a wafer too long.
56. Why did the Dominican bring a map to the school?
    • He wanted to go places.
57. Why did the Dominican tomato turn red?
    • Because it saw the salad dressing.
58. Why did the Dominican go to jail?
    • Because he stole a base at a baseball game.
59. What do Dominican frogs do with paper?
    • They rip-it!
60. What’s a Dominican’s favorite dance?
    • The Salsa-mba.
61. Why did the Dominican go to bed?
    • Because the bed wouldn’t come to him.
62. Why did the Dominican go to the sky?
    • To cloud-gaze.
63. What do you call a Dominican artist who sculpts with fruit?
    • A bananas sculptor.
64. Why did the Dominican make his bed every morning?
    • Because it was a neat trick.
65. What do you call a Dominican playing the trumpet?
    • A Dominican toot-torial.
66. Why do Dominicans like to play cards in the jungle?
    • Because there are so many cheetahs.
67. What do you call a Dominican who’s good at tennis?
    • A net profit.
68. Why was the Dominican soccer field wet?
    • Because the players kept dribbling on it.
69. Why did the Dominican bring a pencil to the track meet?
    • To draw a running conclusion.
70. What do Dominican cows read in their free time?
    • Cattle-logs.
71. What do you call a Dominican with a rubber toe?
    • Roberto.
72. Why did the Dominican bring a baseball bat to the grocery store?
    • He wanted to hit a home run in the produce aisle.
73. What’s a Dominican’s favorite drink?
    • Morir soñando – they always dream big!
74. What do you call a Dominican who can play the drums and the guitar?
    • A band all by himself.
75. What did the Dominican say to the lime?
    • “You’re a-peel-ing!”
76. Why don’t Dominican trees go to school?
    • Because they’re already full of sap.
77. Why did the Dominican bicycle fall over?
    • It was two-tired.
78. Why did the Dominican bring a bat to the dance?
    • He wanted to swing on the dance floor.
79. What’s a Dominican’s favorite part of a joke?
    • The punch line, of course!
80. Why did the Dominican bring a tape measure to the football game?
    • He wanted to see how long the game would run.
81. Why did the Dominican go to music school?
    • Because he had a good note for it.
82. What do Dominican cows do for fun?
    • They go to the moo-vies.
83. Why did the Dominican cross the music staff?
    • To get to the other clef.
84. Why did the Dominican put sugar on his pillow?
    • He wanted to have sweet dreams.
85. What do you call a Dominican who is good at pottery?
    • A smashing success.
86. Why did the Dominican go to the pier?
    • He wanted to sea for himself.
87. What do you call a Dominican with a camera?
    • A shutterbug.
88. What’s a Dominican’s favorite part of a baseball game?
    • The home stretch.
89. What do you call a Dominican who bakes?
    • A whisk taker.
90. Why did the Dominican bring a marker to the football game?
    • He wanted to draw attention.
91. Why did the Dominican put his bed in the freezer?
    • He wanted to have cool dreams.
92. What do you call a Dominican who can play the violin and the trumpet?
    • Instru-mentally talented.
93. What do you call a Dominican who loves to read?
    • Well-versed.
94. Why did the Dominican stare at the can of orange juice?
    • Because it said, “concentrate.”
95. Why did the Dominican bring a map to the park?
    • He wanted to find his bearings.
96. Why did the Dominican climb the tree?
    • Because he wanted to branch out.
97. What do you call a Dominican who can play the piano and the violin?
    • A key player.
98. What do you call a Dominican who likes to play in the dirt?
    • Groundbreaking.
99. Why did the Dominican put his bed in the garden?
    • He wanted to wake up and smell the roses.
100. Why did the Dominican go to the bakery? – Because he kneaded a break.
101. Why did the Dominican bring a ruler to bed? – He wanted to see how long he slept.
102. Why did the Dominican bring a clock to the game? – He wanted to pass the time.
103. Why did the Dominican put his phone in the freezer? – He wanted a cool ring.
104. What do you call a Dominican who loves to play video games? – A joystick.
105. Why did the Dominican go to the party with a map? – He wanted to find his groove.
106. Why did the Dominican go to the calendar factory? – Because he wanted a week off.
107. What do you call a Dominican who loves to swim? – A water bug.
108. Why did the Dominican go to the car dealership? – He wanted to take a test drive.
109. Why did the Dominican go to the garden? – He wanted to squash some rumors.
110. What do you call a Dominican who’s a great cook? – The top chef.
111. Why did the Dominican bring a spoon to the Super Bowl? – He wanted to have a bowl of fun.
112. What do you call a Dominican who loves to write? – A pen pal.
113. Why did the Dominican bring a ladder to the baseball game? – He wanted to catch a high ball.
114. Why did the Dominican go to the watch store? – He wanted to have a good time.
115. What do you call a Dominican who loves the rain? – A weatherman.
116. Why did the Dominican go to the park with a bag of flour? – He wanted to roll in the dough.
117. What do you call a Dominican who loves the sun? – A sunflower.
118. Why did the Dominican go to the juice factory? – He wanted to get a squeeze.
119. What do you call a Dominican who loves the beach? – A sandcastle.
120. Why did the Dominican go to the shoe store? – He wanted to put his foot down.
121. What do you call a Dominican who loves math? – A numbers guy.
122. Why did the Dominican go to the guitar store? – He wanted to strum up some business.
123. What do you call a Dominican who loves science? – A lab rat.
124. Why did the Dominican go to the candy store? – He wanted to have a sweet time.
125. What do you call a Dominican who loves sports? – A ballplayer.
126. Why did the Dominican go to the library? – He wanted to check out.
127. What do you call a Dominican who loves history? – A time traveler.
128. Why did the Dominican go to the clock store? – He wanted to wind up.
129. What do you call a Dominican who loves to sing? – A songbird.
130. Why did the Dominican go to the electronics store? – He wanted to switch things up.
131. What do you call a Dominican who loves to dance? – A mover and a shaker.
132. Why did the Dominican go to the game store? – He wanted to play around.
133. What do you call a Dominican who loves to draw? – A sketch artist.
134. Why did the Dominican go to the plant store? – He wanted to grow his options.
135. What do you call a Dominican who loves animals? – A zookeeper.
136. Why did the Dominican go to the clothing store? – He wanted to dress up.
137. What do you call a Dominican who loves to fly kites? – A high-flyer.
138. Why did the Dominican go to the bookstore? – He wanted to read between the lines.
139. What do you call a Dominican who loves puzzles? – A problem solver.
140. Why did the Dominican go to the toy store? – He wanted to have fun.
141. What do you call a Dominican who loves jokes? – A laugh track.