148 daylight savings time jokes
- Why don’t clocks work during daylight saving time? Because they find it hard to “spring forward.”
- Why was the computer cold at the start of daylight saving time? It left its Windows open all night!
- Why did the gardener love daylight saving time? Because every spring, he got to plant an hour earlier!
- Why do chickens hate daylight saving time? Because they lose an hour of pecking!
- What’s a vampire’s least favorite day? The start of daylight saving time – that’s an extra hour of sunlight to avoid!
- Why did the Daylight Saving Time law fail in the senate? They couldn’t get two-thirds to spring forward.
- How does the sun feel about daylight saving time? It’s not a big fan, it gets turned down every autumn.
- Why did the computer fixer work an hour late during daylight saving? He was trying to adjust the computer’s internal clock!
- Why was the daylight saving time advocate late to the meeting? He forgot to spring forward.
- Why do politicians like daylight saving time? It’s the only time they can move forward without making anyone angry.
- Why was the coffee so strong after daylight saving time? It was brewed an hour longer!
- What’s a daylight saving time enthusiast’s favorite song? ‘Time in a Bottle.’
- What do you call an hour that gets lost in daylight saving time? Time-out.
- Why did the watch get a bonus during daylight saving time? It worked an extra hour!
- What’s daylight saving time’s favorite band? The Timeflies.
- Why was the chronologist frustrated with daylight saving time? He couldn’t keep up with the ‘times.’
- Why did the scarecrow love daylight saving time? Because he gets to work an hour longer in the field.
- How does Santa Claus deal with daylight saving time? He always knows when to sleigh.
- Why are computers bad at daylight saving time? They always get caught in a loop.
- Why was the author excited about daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to work on his novel.
- What’s a daylight saving time burglar’s worst enemy? The extra hour of daylight!
- Why did the baker hate daylight saving time? His dough didn’t rise on time.
- Why did the cat love daylight saving time? It got fed an hour earlier.
- What did the tourist say during daylight saving time? I guess it’s ‘time’ to change my watch again.
- Why did the coffee maker hate daylight saving time? It had to percolate for an extra hour.
- Why was the calendar stressed during daylight saving time? It had a date with time.
- What do you call a daylight saving time mix-up? A time warp!
- Why do some people dislike daylight saving time? They find it ‘time’-consuming.
- How does a clock feel about daylight saving time? It’s always ticked off.
- What’s daylight saving time’s favorite movie? ‘Back to the Future.’
- Why did the daylight saving time bill fail? The lawmakers couldn’t find the ‘time’ to pass it.
- Why was the math teacher confused during daylight saving time? He couldn’t figure out the ‘time’ equation.
- Why was the library quiet during daylight saving time? It was ‘time’ for silence.
- Why did the egg timer hate daylight saving time? It got scrambled.
- Why do daylight saving time and a bad joke have in common? They both involve a forced ‘change.’
- Why did the elephant forget about daylight saving time? It had too much ‘time’ on its hands.
- What did the sun say to daylight saving time? “You’re ‘time’-less.”
- Why was the night owl frustrated with daylight saving time? He was not a fan of the ‘early bird.’
- Why did the man put his clock in the bank during daylight saving time? He wanted to save time.
- Why do golfers love daylight saving time? More ‘time’ to work on their swing!
- Why did the actor enjoy daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to rehearse his lines.
- What does a clock say during daylight saving time? ‘Time’ flies!
- How does daylight saving time taste? A bit ‘time’-y and a tad bitter.
- Why did the hourglass refuse to participate in daylight saving time? It didn’t want to lose any grains.
- Why did the physicist love daylight saving time? He got to experiment with time travel.
- Why do comedians hate daylight saving time? It messes up their ‘timing.’
- Why was the ghost happy during daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to haunt.
- What do time zones say about daylight saving time? It’s all relative!
- Why did the historian love daylight saving time? It was a significant event in ‘time.’
- Why did the spider weave a clock into its web during daylight saving time? To ‘spring forward.’
- Why don’t farmers mind daylight saving time? It’s just another ‘crop’ of time.
- How does the ocean handle daylight saving time? It always ‘waves’ goodbye to the lost hour.
- Why did the train driver hate daylight saving time? It derailed his schedule.
- What do you call a bear who forgot daylight saving time? Behind the ‘times.’
- Why was the werewolf happy during daylight saving time? He got an extra hour under the moonlight.
- Why do opticians dislike daylight saving time? It changes their ‘focus’ time.
- Why did the chef forget about daylight saving time? He was too ‘seasoned’ in his ways.
- Why did the snail love daylight saving time? It always sets a ‘sluggish’ pace.
- What did the archaeologist say about daylight saving time? It’s an ancient way of ‘burying’ time.
- Why did the musician love daylight saving time? He could ‘conduct’ time.
- What do you call a confused clock during daylight saving time? Disoriented in ‘time.’
- Why did the astronaut enjoy daylight saving time? He got to experience ‘time’ travel.
- Why did the gym hate daylight saving time? It was always ‘losing’ an hour.
- How does a runner feel about daylight saving time? They always try to ‘beat’ the clock.
- Why did the librarian love daylight saving time? She got an extra hour to ‘book.’
- What’s the most frustrating thing about daylight saving time for a dog? An extra hour before dinner time!
- Why did the film director like daylight saving time? He could ‘cut’ time.
- Why did the soccer player love daylight saving time? He got an extra hour for practice.
- What do you call a sad hour during daylight saving time? ‘Crying’ time.
- Why did the fashion designer love daylight saving time? He could ‘sew’ into the night.
- How do spies handle daylight saving time? They always ‘watch’ their time.
- Why did the photographer love daylight saving time? He got an extra hour of ‘exposure.’
- Why did the detective enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to investigate.
- What did the wizard say about daylight saving time? It’s just a ‘spell’ of time.
- Why did the artist love daylight saving time? He had more ‘light’ to paint.
- Why did the mountain climber enjoy daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘scale’ new heights.
- Why did the dentist hate daylight saving time? It interfered with his ‘drilling’ time.
- Why did the mechanic love daylight saving time? He could ‘gear up’ for more work.
- Why did the fisherman like daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to fish.
- What do you call a clock that can’t adjust to daylight saving time? ‘Outdated.’
- Why did the pilot enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘flight’ time.
- What’s the favorite game of daylight saving time? ‘Beat the clock.’
- Why did the weatherman hate daylight saving time? It ‘clouded’ his forecast.
- What’s daylight saving time’s favorite fruit? A ‘clock’-nut.
- Why do truck drivers dislike daylight saving time? It ‘drives’ them crazy.
- How does the moon feel about daylight saving time? It gets ‘eclipsed.’
- Why did the soldier like daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to march.
- Why did the astronomer love daylight saving time? He got to ‘star’-gaze for longer.
- Why do coffee beans dislike daylight saving time? It ‘grinds’ their gears.
- Why do poets love daylight saving time? It gives them more ‘verse’ time.
- Why did the painter hate daylight saving time? It ‘brushed’ him the wrong way.
- Why did the tennis player enjoy daylight saving time? He got to ‘serve’ for longer.
- Why did the magician love daylight saving time? He could make time ‘disappear.’
- Why did the bell tower hate daylight saving time? It got ‘rung’ out of time.
- Why did the teacher love daylight saving time? She had more ‘time’ to grade.
- How does a tree feel about daylight saving time? It always ‘leaves’ it behind.
- Why did the milkman hate daylight saving time? It ‘spoiled’ his routine.
- What’s a Daylight Saving Time advocate’s favorite dance? The ‘Time Warp.’
- Why did the sailor enjoy daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘sail.’
- What’s a clock’s favorite exercise during daylight saving time? ‘Winding’ up.
- Why did the comedian love daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘crack’ jokes.
- Why did the cowboy like daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to ride.
- Why did the accountant hate daylight saving time? It messed up his ‘figures.’
- Why do programmers dislike daylight saving time? It messes up their ‘code.’
- Why did the construction worker like daylight saving time? He had an extra ‘hour’ to build.
- How does a candle handle daylight saving time? It always ‘burns’ the hour away.
- Why did the miner enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to dig.
- What did the rabbit say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘hopping’ time.
- Why do birds love daylight saving time? They get an extra hour to ‘tweet.’
- Why did the baker love daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to bake.
- Why did the swimmer enjoy daylight saving time? He had an extra hour to ‘splash.’
- How do astronauts describe daylight saving time? It’s ‘out of this world.’
- Why did the firefighter dislike daylight saving time? It ‘heated’ up his schedule.
- Why did the gardener enjoy daylight saving time? He had an extra hour to ‘weed.’
- Why did the clockmaker love daylight saving time? It gave him an extra hour to ‘tinker.’
- What’s daylight saving time’s favorite animal? The ‘spring’ chicken.
- Why did the scientist love daylight saving time? It gave him more ‘time’ to experiment.
- Why did the lifeguard dislike daylight saving time? It ‘washed’ away his free hour.
- Why did the DJ enjoy daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘spin.’
- What did the banana say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘peeling’ time.
- Why did the jockey enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to ride.
- Why did the lawyer dislike daylight saving time? It ‘sued’ his free hour.
- How does a flashlight feel about daylight saving time? It’s always ‘beaming.’
- Why did the referee love daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘blow’ the whistle.
- Why did the hairdresser enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to cut.
- Why did the car salesman hate daylight saving time? It ‘drives’ him nuts.
- What did the lion say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘roaring’ time.
- Why did the chef love daylight saving time? He had more ‘thyme’ to cook.
- Why did the janitor enjoy daylight saving time? He had an extra hour to ‘sweep.’
- What’s the favorite drink of daylight saving time? ‘Tea’-time.
- Why did the tailor love daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to stitch.
- Why did the tax collector hate daylight saving time? It ‘taxed’ his free hour.
- Why did the writer love daylight saving time? He had an extra hour to ‘write.’
- How does a windmill handle daylight saving time? It always ‘turns’ the hour away.
- Why did the cyclist enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to pedal.
- What did the turtle say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘crawling’ time.
- Why did the traffic cop hate daylight saving time? It ‘ticketed’ his free hour.
- Why did the butcher enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to chop.
- What’s a clock’s favorite meal during daylight saving time? ‘Seconds.’
- Why did the sailor hate daylight saving time? It ‘tided’ away his free hour.
- Why did the musician love daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to compose.
- How does a lamp handle daylight saving time? It always ‘shines’ the hour away.
- Why did the masseuse enjoy daylight saving time? She had more ‘time’ to relax.
- What did the snail say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘sliding’ time.
- Why did the mailman hate daylight saving time? It ‘posted’ his free hour.
- Why did the zookeeper enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to feed.
- What’s a clock’s favorite dance during daylight saving time? ‘Minute’ waltz.
- Why did the taxi driver hate daylight saving time? It ‘fares’ his free hour.