57+ chip jokes
- Why don’t chips ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always getting cracked up!
- How do you know when chips are feeling generous? They always give you a little extra “crunch” for your lunch!
- What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips.
- What’s a potato chip’s favorite dance? The salsa.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
- Why don’t chips ever go swimming? Because they’d turn into dip!
- What did the tortilla chip say to the cheese? “You’re really grate.”
- Why did the chip go to school? To become a “Smart” chip.
- What do you call a chip that became a detective? Sherlock Crumbs.
- Why was the chip at the bar? It had too many “dips”.
- Why are poker chips better than men? Because at least they stack up!
- How do chips stay in touch? They communicate on the snack frequency.
- Why did the motherboard break up with the processor? It wasn’t chipper enough.
- What’s a chip’s favorite sport? “Cricket.”
- What do you call a lazy chip? A couch potato.
- Why don’t chips have secrets? Because everyone knows they’re an open bag!
- What do chips use to write their essays? Word-crunch.
- Why did the chip go to the doctor? It felt a bit “fried”.
- What did the chip say to the battery? I’m positively charged.
- Why was the chip in therapy? It couldn’t deal with its crunching disorder.
- Why was the chip at the casino? It had a good poker chip face.
- Why are chips always at parties? Because they know how to dip!
- What did the chip say to the guacamole? “Avocado crush on you.”
- Why are chips so popular? Because they never fold under pressure!
- What do you call a chip that went to space? A chip off the old moon rock.
- Why did the chip become a gardener? It wanted to grow its roots.
- What did the computer say to its overworked chip? Take a byte!
- How did the chip break the ice at the party? By cracking a joke.
- What’s a poker chip’s favorite song? “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers.
- Why did the chip break up with the sandwich? It felt taken for granted.
- Why are chips always the life of the party? They always bring the dip.
- Why do chips never go out of style? They’ve got the right “crunch”.
- How do chips get high? They munch on weed-whackers!
- What’s a chip’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because of all the angles.
- Why did the chip go to the beach? It wanted to be a sea salt chip.
- Why do chips make poor secret agents? They always crack under pressure!
- What did the chip say to the salsa? Let’s spice things up!
- Why was the chip accused of cheating? It always had a poker face.
- What do you call a chip with a Twitter account? A social me-dip.
- Why are chips always broke? They keep getting cashed out.
- How do chips like their music? With extra bass and treble clef!
- Why did the chip go to the concert? It heard there was going to be some sick “beats”.
- What’s a poker chip’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller-dealer!
- What do you call a chip that’s really good at sports? A-athlet-tato.
- Why are chips so bad at tennis? They always get served.
- Why did the chip go to art school? It had a thing for potato printing.
- What’s a poker chip’s favorite movie? Casino Royale.
- What do you call a chip on a diet? A thin crisp.
- Why did the chip bring sunscreen to the beach? It didn’t want to get roasted.
- What do chips say at a football game? We’re here for the “chips” and giggles!
- What do chips do at the gym? They work on their crunches.
- Why did the chip go to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house.
- What do you call a singing chip? A karaoke-tato.
- Why was the computer chip feeling sick? It had a virus.
- What did the corn chip say to the potato chip? Let’s go salsa!
- What do you call a chip that won’t stop talking? A chatter box.
- Why do chips never get lost? They always have their ridges to guide them.
- What’s a chip’s favorite type of car? A compact cruncher.
- What did the chip say to the computer? Stop taking bytes out of me!
- What do you call a chip in a tuxedo? Classy-crisp.
- Why did the chip join the orchestra? It had a crisp sound.
- What do you call a chip on a boat? A sea-salted sailor.
- Why did the chip go to the spa? It needed to de-stress and re-chip.
- What’s a chip’s favorite type of dog? A crun-chihuahua.
- How do chips stay fit? They go for a dip every day.
- What do you call a chip that’s good at playing chess? Check-mate-o.
- Why don’t chips like playing cards with jungle cats? They’re cheetahs!
- Why did the potato chip blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did the chip say to the pickle? Dill with it!
- Why did the chip get in trouble in class? It wouldn’t stop crunching.
- How do you invite a chip to your party? Just say “Dip in!”
- Why do chips always win at poker? They’re great at bluff-a-los.
- Why are chips good at making decisions? They always weigh the ‘pros’ and ‘corns’.
- What do you call a potato chip in a band? The lead “cruncher”.
- Why did the chip go to the disco? It heard the party was popping.
- How do chips like to travel? In packs!
- What do you call a chip that’s a good listener? A sound bite.
- Why was the chip feeling down? It was a little salty.
- What do you call a chip that loves to draw? A sketch-tato.
- Why don’t chips ever get lonely? They’re always in good company!
- What’s a chip’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- Why did the chip go to the circus? It wanted to see the acro-bats.
- Why was the chip in the music studio? It was laying down some “beets”.
- How do chips greet each other? They say, “Nice to ‘meat’ you!”
- What do you call a chip that’s always ready for photos? A ‘snap’ chip.
- Why did the chip become a journalist? It wanted to report on current ‘crisps’.
- Why was the chip at the yoga class? It wanted to perfect its ‘dip’ pose.
- What did the chip say to the beer? “You’re brew-tiful.”
- Why did the chip get a time-out? It wouldn’t stop being salty.
- What do you call a chip that’s a comedian? A funny-uns.
- Why are chips so funny? They always ‘crack’ you up!
- What do you call a chip that’s into heavy metal? A head-banger.
- Why don’t chips play football? They’re afraid of the tackles.
- Why did the chip get promoted? It had the ‘crunch’ factor.
- What did the potato chip say to the sweet potato chip? “Orange you glad we’re friends?”
- Why did the chip cross the road? Because it was a free ‘range’ chip.
- How do chips stay safe online? They use ‘chips’ and PIN!
- Why did the chip stop playing poker? It was on a losing ‘streak’.
- What do chips say when they’re about to leave? Let’s ‘split’!
- Why did the chip go to the library? It was looking for a good ‘book-maize’.
- What do chips use to cut their hair? ‘Clip’pers!
- Why was the chip feeling happy? It was feeling ‘crispy’ and fresh.
- What do chips say when they’re ready to go? Let’s ‘roll’!
- What do you call a chip in the army? A first ‘crunch’ sergeant.
- Why did the chip go to the dentist? It had a ‘cavity’!
- What do chips say when they apologize? “I didn’t ‘mean’ to.”
- Why was the chip at the computer store? It needed a new ‘chip’ set.
- Why was the chip feeling blue? It had been left out of the ‘dip’!
- What do you call a chip in an orchestra? Maes-chip.
- Why don’t chips get along with burgers? They’re always getting in a ‘pickle’.
- What do you call a fast chip? Speedy ‘Gon-chip-lez’.
- Why did the chip turn red? It saw the tomato ‘sauce’!
- Why don’t chips like winters? They might ‘flake’ out.
- What’s a chip’s favorite TV show? “Game of Cones.”
- Why did the chip join the gym? It wanted to get ‘buff’.
- What do you call a chip that likes to clean? A ‘sweep’ potato.
- Why don’t chips play hide and seek? They always get ‘spotted’.
- Why was the chip feeling good? It was in ‘chip’ shape!
- How do chips say goodbye? “Crunch time is over, see you tomorrow!”
- Why was the chip at the police station? It got caught ‘double-dipping’.
- Why did the chip bring a map to the party? It wanted to locate the ‘dip’.
- Why are chips bad at playing hide and seek? They always ‘crack’ under pressure.
- What do you call a chip that doesn’t work? A ‘chip’ off the old block.
- What’s a chip’s favorite song? “Crunch time” by Diplo.
- Why did the chip stay home from work? It had a ‘chip’ on its shoulder.
- Why don’t chips like boxing? They always get knocked out in the first ’round’.
- What do you call a chip in a horror film? ‘Fright’ fry.
- Why was the chip feeling content? It had just had a good ‘meal’.
- Why are chips always calm? They’re just ‘cool’ like that.
- What’s a chip’s favorite game? Hide and ‘squeak’.
- Why did the chip go to the movies? It wanted to see a ‘feature’ film.
- Why are chips so stubborn? They’re always ‘hard’ headed.
- What do you call a chip at a baseball game? A ‘crackerjack’!
- Why are chips the best comedians? They always ‘crack’ everyone up!
- What do chips do when they’re scared? They ‘curl’ up!
- Why did the chip visit the farm? It wanted to see its ‘roots’.
- What’s a chip’s favorite type of music? ‘Rap’.
- Why did the chip become a magician? It liked to ‘chip’ and change.
- Why are chips always good at advice? They’re ‘wise’!
- What’s a chip’s favorite book? The ‘Great Gatsby’ – they love a good ‘roaring twenties’ party.
- Why did the chip go to the gym? To do some ‘crunches’.
- Why did the chip never leave the casino? It was addicted to ‘chip’ and dip.
- Why did the chip join the navy? It wanted to sail the seven ‘seas’.
- Why did the chip refuse to play basketball? It was afraid of the ‘dunk’.
- What do you call a chip in the desert? A ‘sand’wich!
- Why did the chip stay home on New Year’s Eve? It was feeling a little ‘crisp’.
- What do you call a chip that likes to play pranks? A ‘trick’ster.
- Why was the chip feeling rich? It hit the ‘jack’pot.
- What’s a chip’s favorite activity at the park? The ‘swing’.
- Why did the chip go to a baseball game? It was ready to catch some ‘fly’ balls.