150 cheerleader jokes

  1. Why don’t cheerleaders drink tea? Because they always prefer a good “cheer”!
  2. Why did the cheerleader bring a ladder to the game? She wanted to really “raise the spirit”!
  3. How do cheerleaders answer the phone? “Pom-pom, who’s there?”
  4. Why did the cheerleader break up with the basketball player? He kept dribbling all over the place!
  5. Why don’t cheerleaders use paper for their routines? Because it always tears!
  6. Why did the cheerleader go to the bakery? She needed to “bake up” some school spirit!
  7. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite food? Cheer-ios!
  8. Why don’t cheerleaders play hide and seek? They always stick out in a crowd!
  9. What do you call a cheerleader on a trampoline? Air-spirited!
  10. Why did the cheerleader bring a pencil to the game? She wanted to draw attention!
  11. What did the cheerleader say to the ghost? “You’re boo-tiful!”
  12. Why did the cheerleader go to art school? She wanted to learn how to draw a crowd!
  13. Why don’t cheerleaders like math? They prefer to count on spirit!
  14. Why did the cheerleader go to the party? She heard it needed a little pep!
  15. Why do cheerleaders always carry an extra pair of pom-poms? In case they get into a hairy situation!
  16. What do you call a cheerleader’s dog? A pom-pomeranian!
  17. Why did the cheerleader bring her notebook to the game? She wanted to take notes on team spirit!
  18. Why don’t cheerleaders play cards? They always want to cheer, not deal!
  19. Why did the cheerleader go to the doctor? She had a bad case of spirititis!
  20. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of music? Pop and “cheers”!
  21. Why don’t cheerleaders ever get tired? They’re always re-“cheering”!
  22. What do you call a cheerleader in winter? A “chilly” leader!
  23. Why did the cheerleader go to the florist? To get a bouquet of cheers!
  24. Why are cheerleaders like a lamp? They light up every room!
  25. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite drink? Root-beer!
  26. What do you call a cheerleader’s bird? A cheeri-canary!
  27. Why did the cheerleader go to the circus? She wanted to improve her tumbling!
  28. Why don’t cheerleaders write novels? They’re better at short “cheers”!
  29. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite vegetable? Pep-per!
  30. Why did the cheerleader carry a fan? She wanted to blow everyone away with her spirit!
  31. Why don’t cheerleaders like the library? It’s too quiet!
  32. What do you call a cheerleader’s cat? A cheeri-cat!
  33. Why do cheerleaders never lose at chess? They always start with a “cheer” opening!
  34. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite city? Cheer-lotte!
  35. Why do cheerleaders like to read comics? They love the action “panels”!
  36. What did the cheerleader say to the elevator? “Lift your spirits up!”
  37. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of flower? Cheer-ysanthemums!
  38. Why did the cheerleader go to the museum? She wanted to inspire some ancient spirit!
  39. What do you call a cheerleader’s horse? A “neigh”-borhood cheerer!
  40. Why don’t cheerleaders like playing chess? They prefer checkers, it’s more jumping!
  41. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite planet? “Cheers”-turn!
  42. Why did the cheerleader go to the music store? She wanted to increase her “band” spirit!
  43. What do you call a cheerleader’s fish? A “cheer”anha!
  44. Why do cheerleaders never get locked out? They always bring extra “cheer” keys!
  45. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite candy? Cheer-ootsie rolls!
  46. What did the cheerleader say to the clock? “Time to get up and cheer!”
  47. Why did the cheerleader go to the beach? She wanted to “wave” her pom-poms!
  48. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite TV show? “Cheer”-ry Seinfeld!
  49. Why did the cheerleader go to the gym? She had to “weight” for the team’s spirit!
  50. What do you call a cheerleader’s turtle? A cheer-tle!
  51. Why did the cheerleader carry an umbrella? She was preparing for a rain of cheers!
  52. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite fruit? Pep-paya!
  53. Why do cheerleaders always win at poker? They have a royal “cheer” flush!
  54. What do you call a cheerleader’s snake? A hiss-terical cheerer!
  55. Why did the cheerleader join the orchestra? She heard they needed more “cheer”inet!
  56. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of pie? Cheer-ry pie!
  57. Why do cheerleaders always carry a compass? They need to know where the “cheer” North is!
  58. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite holiday? Cheer-stmas!
  59. Why did the cheerleader visit the farm? She wanted to learn some barnyard cheers!
  60. What do you call a cheerleader’s pig? A piggy “cheer”er!
  61. Why did the cheerleader go to the zoo? She wanted to practice her “roar”ing cheers!
  62. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of cake? Fun-“cheer”-ti!
  63. Why did the cheerleader join the drama club? She wanted to act out her cheers!
  64. What do you call a cheerleader’s cow? A moo-sical cheerer!
  65. Why do cheerleaders always wear their hair up? It adds to their “up-lifting” spirit!
  66. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of bread? Cheer-abatta!
  67. Why did the cheerleader go to the forest? She wanted to shout cheers into the wild!
  68. What do you call a cheerleader’s frog? A leap of cheer!
  69. Why did the cheerleader join the cooking class? She wanted to whip up some cheers!
  70. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite sport? Cheer-ling!
  71. Why did the cheerleader bring a megaphone to the library? She wanted to “book” some cheers!
  72. What do you call a cheerleader’s bug? A cheer-fly!
  73. Why did the cheerleader go to the grocery store? She wanted to stock up on cheer-ios!
  74. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of pasta? Cheer-falle!
  75. Why do cheerleaders always have a map? They need to locate the “cheer” direction!
  76. What do you call a cheerleader’s squirrel? A nutty cheerer!
  77. Why do cheerleaders love the sun? It’s always cheering them on!
  78. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of cookies? Cheer-o-doodles!
  79. Why did the cheerleader go to the car dealership? She wanted to test drive the “cheer”vrolet!
  80. What do you call a cheerleader’s duck? A quacky cheerer!
  81. Why did the cheerleader go to the astronaut training center? She wanted to cheer in zero gravity!
  82. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite ice cream flavor? Cheer-ry vanilla!
  83. Why do cheerleaders always have a flashlight? They like to “lighten” the mood with cheers!
  84. What do you call a cheerleader’s owl? A hoot of cheer!
  85. Why did the cheerleader go to the mountains? She wanted to “peak” her cheering skills!
  86. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite dessert? Cheer-eesecake!
  87. Why did the cheerleader join the army? She wanted to serve her country with cheers!
  88. What do you call a cheerleader’s rabbit? A hoppy cheerer!
  89. Why did the cheerleader go to the poetry contest? She wanted to rhyme her cheers!
  90. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of candy? Cheer-eeses pieces!
  91. Why did the cheerleader join the rock band? She heard they needed a backup cheerer!
  92. What do you call a cheerleader’s shark? A fintastic cheerer!
  93. Why do cheerleaders always bring a mirror? They like to reflect their cheers!
  94. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of tea? Cheer-y blossom!
  95. Why did the cheerleader go to the magic show? She wanted to learn some “cheer” tricks!
  96. What do you call a cheerleader’s spider? A web of cheers!
  97. Why do cheerleaders always bring a joke book? They need to “cheer” up the team!
  98. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of pizza? Cheer-io pepperoni!
  99. Why did the cheerleader go to the science fair? She wanted to experiment with cheers!
  100. What do you call a cheerleader’s penguin? A frosty cheerer!
  101. Why did the cheerleader bring a backpack to the game? She had to carry her school spirit!
  102. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of sandwich? Cheer-key and cheese!
  103. Why do cheerleaders always have an alarm clock? They don’t want to “snooze” on the cheer!
  104. What do you call a cheerleader’s snail? A slow-mo cheerer!
  105. Why did the cheerleader go to the disco? She wanted to dance her cheers off!
  106. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of soup? Cheer-ken noodle!
  107. Why did the cheerleader go to the magic shop? She wanted to buy a “cheer” wand!
  108. What do you call a cheerleader’s bat? A flappy cheerer!
  109. Why did the cheerleader go to the weather station? She wanted to forecast cheers!
  110. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of muffin? Blue-cheer-ry!
  111. Why do cheerleaders always have a paintbrush? They like to “paint” the town with cheers!
  112. What do you call a cheerleader’s kangaroo? A jumpy cheerer!
  113. Why did the cheerleader go to the video game arcade? She wanted to score some cheers!
  114. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of salad? Cheer-ken Caesar!
  115. Why do cheerleaders always bring a balloon to the game? They like to “inflate” the cheers!
  116. What do you call a cheerleader’s elephant? A trumpeting cheerer!
  117. Why did the cheerleader go to the antique shop? She wanted to cheer up some old spirits!
  118. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of jam? Cheer-ry!
  119. Why did the cheerleader go to the detective agency? She wanted to solve the mystery of the missing cheer!
  120. What do you call a cheerleader’s dinosaur? A dino-roar cheerer!
  121. Why did the cheerleader go to the music festival? She wanted to rock out with her cheers!
  122. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of cracker? Cheer-se!
  123. Why do cheerleaders always carry a pen? They like to “write” their cheers on the spot!
  124. What do you call a cheerleader’s parrot? A squawking cheerer!
  125. Why did the cheerleader go to the radio station? She wanted to broadcast her cheers!
  126. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of pancake? Cheer-ry chocolate chip!
  127. Why did the cheerleader go to the toy store? She wanted to cheer up the stuffed animals!
  128. What do you call a cheerleader’s giraffe? A tall tale cheerer!
  129. Why do cheerleaders always have a book? They like to read aloud the cheers!
  130. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of burger? Cheer-seburger!
  131. Why did the cheerleader go to the train station? She wanted to “track” her cheers!
  132. What do you call a cheerleader’s bee? A buzzing cheerer!
  133. Why did the cheerleader go to the casino? She wanted to bet on her cheers!
  134. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of cookie? Cheer-nilla wafer!
  135. Why do cheerleaders always bring a kite to the game? They want to soar with their cheers!
  136. What do you call a cheerleader’s zebra? A stripey cheerer!
  137. Why did the cheerleader go to the concert? She wanted to sing her cheers!
  138. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of pie? Apple cheer!
  139. Why did the cheerleader go to the tech store? She wanted to download some cheers!
  140. What do you call a cheerleader’s skunk? A smelly cheerer!
  141. Why did the cheerleader go to the botanical garden? She wanted to blossom with her cheers!
  142. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of soda? Cheer-ry coke!
  143. Why do cheerleaders always carry a flashlight? They don’t want to “dim” their cheers!
  144. What do you call a cheerleader’s monkey? A cheeky cheerer!
  145. Why did the cheerleader go to the amusement park? She wanted to ride the wave of cheers!
  146. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of steak? Cheer-broiled!
  147. Why do cheerleaders always bring a guitar? They want to strum their cheers!
  148. What do you call a cheerleader’s bear? A grizzly cheerer!
  149. Why did the cheerleader go to the bakery? She wanted to roll out some cheers!
  150. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite type of chocolate? Cheer-ry cordial!

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