150 boxing jokes
- Why don’t boxers have time for tea? Because it’s always punch time!
- What do boxers do when they break up with their partners? They go for the knockout.
- Why are boxers great actors? Because they know how to throw punches.
- Why did the boxer go to school? He wanted to learn the ropes.
- Why was the boxer’s pizza soggy? Because he couldn’t avoid the upper crust.
- Why don’t boxers use social media? They can’t handle the right hooks.
- What did the boxer say to the tree? Let’s go for a round.
- How does a boxer avoid getting sunburned? He stays in the shade and dodges the sun rays!
- What’s a boxer’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline!
- Why was the boxer in the bakery? He needed more dough for his rolls.
- Why did the boxer never lie? Because he always gets caught in the ring.
- What did the boxer say to the sandwich? You’re toast!
- Why do boxers make good drivers? They never take their eyes off the road.
- What do you call a boxer who bakes? A roll with a punch.
- How do boxers say goodnight? With a goodnight punch.
- Why don’t boxers ever get lost? They always follow the right hook.
- Why did the boxer become a gardener? He was good with gloves.
- Why don’t boxers use bookmarks? They prefer to go straight to the punchline.
- How do boxers like their eggs? Hard-boiled and ready for a fight!
- Why don’t boxers date comedians? They can’t handle the punchlines.
- Why are boxers like pencils? They always have a point.
- What do you call a fruit that’s a boxer? A punch-kin!
- What’s a boxer’s favorite dance? The jab-walk.
- Why do boxers always carry a map? To know where to land the punch.
- Why did the boxer join the circus? He wanted to be a ring master.
- What did the cake say to the boxer? You’re a real sweet punch!
- Why was the boxer always tired? He couldn’t beat the clock.
- Why was the boxer a terrible cook? He always over-beat the eggs.
- What do you call a boxer who doesn’t eat meat? A vegeta-brawler.
- Why don’t boxers use elevator? They prefer to take it one step at a time.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite drink? Fruit punch!
- Why do boxers make terrible comedians? They can’t handle the punches.
- How do boxers keep their clothes? In a punch bag.
- Why did the boxer go to the art museum? He heard they had a nice canvas.
- What do you call a retired boxer? A has-been in the ring.
- Why did the boxer refuse to play cards? He was afraid of dealing with suits.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite dish? Brawled veggies.
- Why do boxers hate rain? It ruins their boxing match.
- How do boxers pay for their groceries? With hard-earned dough.
- Why don’t boxers go fishing? They don’t like to tackle.
- Why do boxers love geometry? They know all about angles.
- What do you call a boxer who only fights in winter? An ice brawler.
- What do you call a boxer who’s also a writer? A punch-line poet.
- How does a boxer like his coffee? With a strong punch.
- Why do boxers love boxing day? They get to hit the sales.
- Why do boxers hate onions? They always bring them to tears.
- How do boxers say hello? They give a fist bump.
- Why did the boxer refuse the candy? He didn’t want any sucker punches.
- What did the boxer say to the bell? Time to make a ring.
- Why did the boxer go to the zoo? To learn some new moves.
- Why don’t boxers ever catch colds? They always duck the draft.
- What do boxers use to clean their teeth? Tooth punches.
- Why did the boxer visit the therapist? He couldn’t handle the count.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite day of the week? Punch-day.
- Why was the boxer a bad gardener? He always boxed the plants.
- What do you call a boxer in the orchestra? A punchinello.
- Why do boxers never get bored? They always have something to hit.
- What did the boxer say to the chess player? Check-mate!
- Why do boxers always win at tic-tac-toe? They know how to box their opponents.
- What do you call a boxer’s autobiography? “In the Ring with Me”.
- Why don’t boxers drink soda? It lacks punch.
- Why do boxers love winter? They can wear their mittens.
- How do boxers communicate? With Morse code.
- What did the boxer say to the yoga instructor? Namaste in the ring.
- Why did the boxer always carry a dictionary? To improve his vocabulary.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite fruit? Punch-elo!
- Why do boxers always carry water? They don’t want to get de-hydrated.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite animal? A kangaroo, because of its boxing abilities!
- Why don’t boxers like poetry? They can’t find the rhythm.
- Why do boxers make terrible artists? They always draw a fight.
- What do you call a boxer who is good at chess? A check-mate boxer.
- Why don’t boxers like baseball? They hate striking out.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite type of car? A punch buggy.
- Why do boxers hate math? They don’t like to count.
- What did the boxer say to the traffic light? Stop trying to hit me.
- Why do boxers love apple pie? It’s got a nice crust.
- How do boxers handle stress? They punch it out.
- What did the boxer say to his bed? You’re a knockout.
- Why do boxers wear gloves? To keep their hands warm.
- What do you call a boxer who doesn’t fight anymore? An ex-boxer.
- Why don’t boxers like fast food? They prefer a slow-cooked meal.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite type of bread? A baguette, because it’s a long punch!
- Why do boxers hate losing their keys? It’s hard to land a punch without them.
- How do boxers like their tea? With a little punch.
- Why do boxers like cookies? They pack a crunch.
- Why don’t boxers like to swim? They don’t like to be hit by waves.
- What did the boxer say to the clock? Time’s up!
- Why do boxers make good secret agents? They can takea punch and keep a secret.
- Why don’t boxers enjoy tennis? They’re not into racket sports.
- How does a boxer cut his hair? With a one-two combo.
- Why don’t boxers use umbrellas? They prefer to dodge the rain.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite vegetable? Beets, because they’re always getting beaten!
- Why do boxers like quiet places? They hate bell sounds.
- What did the boxer say to the mountain? You’re a real knockout.
- Why don’t boxers play soccer? They can’t use their hands.
- Why did the boxer go to the hospital? He wanted to visit the punch-ent care.
- How does a boxer answer the phone? “Hello, who’s there to beat?”
- Why did the boxer bring a pencil to the match? He wanted to draw a fight.
- Why don’t boxers like to study? They don’t like to hit the books.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite music? Anything with a good beat.
- Why don’t boxers like golf? They hate taking a swing.
- Why do boxers like to go shopping? They love to bag a bargain.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite candy? Jawbreakers.
- Why don’t boxers like to play cricket? They can’t handle the bats.
- What do you call a boxer who loves to bake? A dough jabber.
- How do boxers stay in shape? They always weigh-in.
- Why did the boxer carry a torch? He was ready to light up the ring.
- What did the boxer say to the vampire? You’re out for the count.
- Why do boxers like romantic movies? They love the drama and the punches.
- Why don’t boxers like surfing? They prefer to stay on dry land.
- Why do boxers make good detectives? They always hit upon the truth.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite seasoning? Thyme, because it helps them beat the clock!
- Why do boxers wear red shorts? To hide the blood from their nosebleeds.
- How do boxers prefer their steak? Well-beaten.
- Why do boxers love to travel? They like to land punches in different places.
- Why was the boxer at the circus? He wanted to be a part of the big top brawl.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite book? “War and Peace”, for its punches and pauses.
- Why don’t boxers use erasers? They don’t want to erase their victories.
- Why do boxers hate thunderstorms? They can’t dodge the thunderbolts.
- What did the boxer say to his dietitian? I’m ready to weigh-in.
- Why do boxers love the ocean? They love the ebb and flow of the tides.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite hobby? Needlepoint, because it involves a jab!
- Why did the boxer carry a suitcase to the ring? He was ready to pack a punch.
- Why do boxers love magic shows? They love the element of surprise.
- How do boxers handle high temperatures? They just roll with the punches.
- Why do boxers love cooking shows? They love a good culinary showdown.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite type of chocolate? A punch bar.
- What did the boxer say to his opponent? “You’re a real knockout.”
- Why did the boxer take a nap? He wanted to dream of a knockout.
- What do you call a boxer’s dream? A knock-out.
- Why do boxers make good dancers? They’re light on their feet.
- Why don’t boxers like zoos? Too many cages.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite letter? “K”, for a knockout.
- Why did the boxer bring a ladder to the ring? He wanted to rise to the occasion.
- Why do boxers make good politicians? They know how to fight for their cause.
- Why do boxers always carry a notebook? They like to jot down their hits.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite soup? Chicken broth, it’s a total knockout.
- Why don’t boxers like playing darts? They’d rather land punches.
- How does a boxer celebrate his birthday? With a knockout cake!
- What’s a boxer’s favorite flower? A rose, because it packs a thorn.
- Why do boxers love comic books? They enjoy the action-packed punches.
- Why do boxers like to recycle? They’re into hits, not waste.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite TV show? Anything with a good punchline.
- Why did the boxer bring a pen to the ring? He wanted to write his victory.
- What did the boxer say to his shoes? You’re a perfect fit for a fight.
- Why do boxers love math? They love to multiply their victories.
- What’s a boxer’s favorite type of cake? A punch cake!
- Why did the boxer join the choir? He wanted to hit the high notes.
- What do you call a boxer at a music concert? A rock and roll fighter.
- Why did the boxer go to the beach? He wanted to knock out the waves!