150 bank teller jokes

  1. Why did the bank teller break up with his girlfriend? Because he lost interest.
  2. Why was the bank teller always relaxed? Because he knew how to balance things out.
  3. Why do bank tellers make good goalies? Because they’re always saving.
  4. Why don’t bank tellers get bored? Because they always have a lot of change in their life.
  5. What does a bank teller do during lunch break? He checks his balance.
  6. Why don’t bank tellers need therapists? Because they’ve got all their problems sorted.
  7. Why was the bank teller good at tennis? He had a good serve.
  8. What’s a bank teller’s favorite band? The Rolling Coins.
  9. What does a bank teller call his boat? The Loan-ger.
  10. What did the bank teller say when he caught a fish? “Check out my net gain!”
  11. Why are bank tellers good at karaoke? They always hit the high notes.
  12. Why don’t bank tellers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always spotted.
  13. Why did the bank teller go to art school? He wanted to draw interest.
  14. Why did the bank teller bring a ladder to work? To get to the top of the financial ladder.
  15. Why are bank tellers bad at playing poker? Because they can’t hide their teller-tale signs.
  16. Why did the bank teller go on a diet? He wanted to lose a few pounds.
  17. How did the bank teller find his house? He just followed the money.
  18. Why are bank tellers always happy on Friday? Because they’ve finally cashed in on the weekend.
  19. Why did the bank teller get promoted? He knew the value of hard work.
  20. Why are bank tellers good at geometry? They know all about angles and accounts.
  21. What’s a bank teller’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good ‘cheque’ beat.
  22. Why did the bank teller carry a notepad? Because he always wanted to be ‘accounted’ for.
  23. How does a bank teller maintain his health? By regularly checking his balance.
  24. Why did the bank teller join a band? He’s got the notes right.
  25. Why did the bank teller become a baker? He wanted to knead dough.
  26. How does a bank teller cut his hair? In cents and dollars.
  27. What did the bank teller say when he went bungee jumping? “I’m falling for you!”
  28. Why are bank tellers never lost? They always find their balance.
  29. Why are bank tellers never under the weather? They always change for the better.
  30. What did the bank teller name his dog? Deposit.
  31. Why don’t bank tellers ever run out of conversation topics? They’ve got plenty of financial ‘cents’.
  32. How does a bank teller propose? With a diamond ring purchased on credit.
  33. Why don’t bank tellers like baseball? They’re tired of catching flies.
  34. Why was the bank teller good at Yoga? He had a good sense of balance.
  35. Why do bank tellers make good detectives? They always follow the money.
  36. Why are bank tellers good at basketball? They’re great at bouncing checks.
  37. What did the bank teller say to the clock? Time is money.
  38. Why did the bank teller go to the gym? He wanted to work on his figures.
  39. Why did the bank teller break his piggy bank? He wanted to make some change in his life.
  40. Why do bank tellers like to skydive? They enjoy the drop in interest.
  41. How did the bank teller win the poker game? He knew how to deal.
  42. What’s a bank teller’s favorite type of fish? The loan shark.
  43. Why don’t bank tellers ever get lost in the woods? They always follow the paper trail.
  44. Why do bank tellers always win at Monopoly? They’re used to handling properties and cash.
  45. Why do bank tellers love winter? Because it’s the season of saving.
  46. Why was the bank teller a great actor? He was good at making change.
  47. Why did the bank teller take a nap? He needed some rest to recharge his interest.
  48. How does a bank teller flirt? He says, “You’ve got my interest.”
  49. Why don’t bank tellers mind working overtime? They always make the most of their extra cents.
  50. Why do bank tellers make terrible comedians? They always make too much cents.
  51. What do bank tellers use to clean their desks? Credit wipes.
  52. Why was the bank teller never late? Time is money, after all.
  53. Why did the bank teller refuse to play chess? He was tired of checking.
  54. Why do bank tellers make good farmers? They’re excellent at seeding investments.
  55. Why did the bank teller break his glasses? He was tired of seeing double.
  56. What did the bank teller say to his diary? “You’re my safe deposit box.”
  57. Why did the bank teller get a cat? To catch the loose change.
  58. Why do bank tellers love the library? All those checks and balances.
  59. Why did the bank teller bring a broom to work? He wanted to sweep up the competition.
  60. What’s a bank teller’s favorite dance move? The cash n’ slide.
  61. What do you call a bank teller who tells tall tales? A storyteller.
  62. Why did the bank teller go to a palm reader? He wanted to read the fine print of his fate.
  63. Why do bank tellers hate fishing? Too many checks and not enough cash.
  64. Why did the bank teller quit his job? He wanted to change his career.
  65. What’s a bank teller’s favorite day of the week? Payday.
  66. Why did the bank teller get a pet bird? He heard about the early bird getting the worm.
  67. Why do bank tellers love bowling? They’re experts at keeping their balance.
  68. Why do bank tellers never forget their umbrella? They always plan for rainy days.
  69. What’s a bank teller’s favorite movie? Saving Private Ryan.
  70. What did the bank teller say to the loan? “You have my interest.”
  71. Why did the bank teller become a musician? He had an ear for notes.
  72. Why do bank tellers love golf? They get to practice their swing and savings.
  73. Why did the bank teller get a dog? He wanted a reliable retriever.
  74. What’s a bank teller’s favorite meal? A balanced breakfast.
  75. Why don’t bank tellers like balloons? They’re scared of inflation.
  76. Why do bank tellers make good musicians? They’re great with notes.
  77. What did the bank teller say to his girlfriend? “You’ve got my interest, and I’d love to take you on credit.”
  78. Why was the bank teller so good at volleyball? He knew how to serve and save.
  79. Why do bank tellers make good gardeners? They know when to cash in on their crops.
  80. Why did the bank teller become a chef? He wanted to stir up some dough.
  81. What’s a bank teller’s favorite drink? A balance smoothie.
  82. Why are bank tellers good at chess? They’re always checking.
  83. Why did the bank teller go to the beach? To surf the net profit.
  84. Why was the bank teller so good at boxing? He knew how to pack a punch line.
  85. What’s a bank teller’s favorite animal? A bull, because of the bullish market.
  86. Why did the bank teller love his job? He found it to be quite enriching.
  87. What does a bank teller take when he has a headache? Aspirin for his aching balance.
  88. Why do bank tellers hate spiders? Too many webs of debt.
  89. Why do bank tellers make good runners? They’re always in the chase.
  90. Why was the bank teller good at basketball? He knew the value of net worth.
  91. Why are bank tellers always in shape? They do daily financial crunches.
  92. What do bank tellers wear to a party? Their best suit and tie-rades.
  93. Why do bank tellers hate going to the zoo? They can’t bear the market.
  94. Why do bank tellers love nature walks? They like to take stock of the environment.
  95. Why do bank tellers make good sailors? They know how to ride the current-sea.
  96. What’s a bank teller’s favorite sport? Billiards, they love banking shots.
  97. Why was the bank teller never in trouble? He always paid his dues.
  98. Why did the bank teller join a band? He had the perfect pitch for high notes.
  99. Why are bank tellers good at baking? They’re great at rolling in dough.
  100. Why was the bank teller good at darts? He had a sharp eye for bullseye targets.
  101. What’s a bank teller’s favorite fruit? The cashew.
  102. Why did the bank teller become a librarian? He liked book-keeping.
  103. Why was the bank teller good at cooking? He knew his way around the dough.
  104. Why did the bank teller refuse to play cards? He was done dealing.
  105. What do bank tellers use to stay fresh? Money-mint.
  106. What’s a bank teller’s favorite party game? Pin the Tail on the Donkey – with real bills!
  107. Why do bank tellers love the ocean? The waves remind them of fluctuating markets.
  108. What did the bank teller say when he lost his keys? “I’ve lost my asset!”
  109. Why did the bank teller love the mountains? The peaks reminded him of profit charts.
  110. Why was the bank teller good at painting? He had a knack for figures.
  111. What’s a bank teller’s favorite vegetable? The green bean, of course.
  112. Why did the bank teller take up cycling? He wanted to balance his lifestyle.
  113. Why was the bank teller good at riddles? He could always find the solution.
  114. What’s a bank teller’s favorite instrument? The cash-register.
  115. Why did the bank teller quit playing poker? He was tired of checks.
  116. Why are bank tellers good at diets? They count calories like they count money.
  117. What’s a bank teller’s favorite song? “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits.
  118. Why did the bank teller buy a fast car? He wanted to accelerate his savings.
  119. What did the bank teller say to his coffee? “You’re just my type of brew.”
  120. Why did the bank teller join the circus? He wanted to juggle more than just accounts.
  121. Why do bank tellers love going to the park? They’re all about green spaces.
  122. Why was the bank teller a good dancer? He knew how to move his assets.
  123. Why did the bank teller buy a camera? He wanted to focus on his savings.
  124. What’s a bank teller’s favorite pasta? Penne, because it’s worth every penny.
  125. Why are bank tellers good at crossword puzzles? They’re used to figuring things out.
  126. Why did the bank teller love the desert? The sand dunes reminded him of profit charts.
  127. What’s a bank teller’s favorite dessert? Profit-eroles.
  128. Why did the bank teller take up birdwatching? He was banking on seeing some rare species.
  129. Why did the bank teller love roller coasters? They reminded him of the stock market.
  130. Why are bank tellers good at relationships? They understand the value of commitment.
  131. What’s a bank teller’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Bank”.
  132. Why did the bank teller join the orchestra? He wanted to play notes, not just count them.
  133. Why did the bank teller become a teacher? He had a lot of valuable lessons to share.
  134. Why are bank tellers good at camping? They’re used to managing their tents.
  135. Why do bank tellers make good chefs? They can whip up a batch of profit-eroles.
  136. Why was the bank teller always at peace? He had a lot of tranquility in his savings.
  137. What’s a bank teller’s favorite cookie? The fortune cookie, of course.
  138. Why did the bank teller refuse to play the lottery? He didn’t like leaving things to chance.
  139. Why do bank tellers love breakfast? It’s the most important meal of the debt.
  140. Why are bank tellers good at keeping secrets? They’re used to locking things up.
  141. Why was the bank teller good at soccer? He knew how to save the goal.
  142. Why did the bank teller become a firefighter? He wanted to extinguish debts.
  143. Why did the bank teller enjoy gardening? He liked to watch his efforts grow.
  144. Why was the bank teller good at judo? He knew how to flip the situation.
  145. What’s a bank teller’s favorite holiday? Tax Day – it’s when everyone settles their accounts.
  146. Why did the bank teller go to space? He wanted to experience zero gravity on his savings.
  147. Why are bank tellers good at sudoku? They know their numbers.
  148. Why do bank tellers love the sunrise? It symbolizes the rise in their fortunes.
  149. Why did the bank teller join the gym? He wanted to work on his financial fitness.
  150. Why did the bank teller enjoy the circus? He loved the juggling act, reminded him of balancing accounts.

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