148 daylight savings time jokes

  1. Why don’t clocks work during daylight saving time? Because they find it hard to “spring forward.”
  2. Why was the computer cold at the start of daylight saving time? It left its Windows open all night!
  3. Why did the gardener love daylight saving time? Because every spring, he got to plant an hour earlier!
  4. Why do chickens hate daylight saving time? Because they lose an hour of pecking!
  5. What’s a vampire’s least favorite day? The start of daylight saving time – that’s an extra hour of sunlight to avoid!
  6. Why did the Daylight Saving Time law fail in the senate? They couldn’t get two-thirds to spring forward.
  7. How does the sun feel about daylight saving time? It’s not a big fan, it gets turned down every autumn.
  8. Why did the computer fixer work an hour late during daylight saving? He was trying to adjust the computer’s internal clock!
  9. Why was the daylight saving time advocate late to the meeting? He forgot to spring forward.
  10. Why do politicians like daylight saving time? It’s the only time they can move forward without making anyone angry.
  11. Why was the coffee so strong after daylight saving time? It was brewed an hour longer!
  12. What’s a daylight saving time enthusiast’s favorite song? ‘Time in a Bottle.’
  13. What do you call an hour that gets lost in daylight saving time? Time-out.
  14. Why did the watch get a bonus during daylight saving time? It worked an extra hour!
  15. What’s daylight saving time’s favorite band? The Timeflies.
  16. Why was the chronologist frustrated with daylight saving time? He couldn’t keep up with the ‘times.’
  17. Why did the scarecrow love daylight saving time? Because he gets to work an hour longer in the field.
  18. How does Santa Claus deal with daylight saving time? He always knows when to sleigh.
  19. Why are computers bad at daylight saving time? They always get caught in a loop.
  20. Why was the author excited about daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to work on his novel.
  21. What’s a daylight saving time burglar’s worst enemy? The extra hour of daylight!
  22. Why did the baker hate daylight saving time? His dough didn’t rise on time.
  23. Why did the cat love daylight saving time? It got fed an hour earlier.
  24. What did the tourist say during daylight saving time? I guess it’s ‘time’ to change my watch again.
  25. Why did the coffee maker hate daylight saving time? It had to percolate for an extra hour.
  26. Why was the calendar stressed during daylight saving time? It had a date with time.
  27. What do you call a daylight saving time mix-up? A time warp!
  28. Why do some people dislike daylight saving time? They find it ‘time’-consuming.
  29. How does a clock feel about daylight saving time? It’s always ticked off.
  30. What’s daylight saving time’s favorite movie? ‘Back to the Future.’
  31. Why did the daylight saving time bill fail? The lawmakers couldn’t find the ‘time’ to pass it.
  32. Why was the math teacher confused during daylight saving time? He couldn’t figure out the ‘time’ equation.
  33. Why was the library quiet during daylight saving time? It was ‘time’ for silence.
  34. Why did the egg timer hate daylight saving time? It got scrambled.
  35. Why do daylight saving time and a bad joke have in common? They both involve a forced ‘change.’
  36. Why did the elephant forget about daylight saving time? It had too much ‘time’ on its hands.
  37. What did the sun say to daylight saving time? “You’re ‘time’-less.”
  38. Why was the night owl frustrated with daylight saving time? He was not a fan of the ‘early bird.’
  39. Why did the man put his clock in the bank during daylight saving time? He wanted to save time.
  40. Why do golfers love daylight saving time? More ‘time’ to work on their swing!
  41. Why did the actor enjoy daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to rehearse his lines.
  42. What does a clock say during daylight saving time? ‘Time’ flies!
  43. How does daylight saving time taste? A bit ‘time’-y and a tad bitter.
  44. Why did the hourglass refuse to participate in daylight saving time? It didn’t want to lose any grains.
  45. Why did the physicist love daylight saving time? He got to experiment with time travel.
  46. Why do comedians hate daylight saving time? It messes up their ‘timing.’
  47. Why was the ghost happy during daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to haunt.
  48. What do time zones say about daylight saving time? It’s all relative!
  49. Why did the historian love daylight saving time? It was a significant event in ‘time.’
  50. Why did the spider weave a clock into its web during daylight saving time? To ‘spring forward.’
  51. Why don’t farmers mind daylight saving time? It’s just another ‘crop’ of time.
  52. How does the ocean handle daylight saving time? It always ‘waves’ goodbye to the lost hour.
  53. Why did the train driver hate daylight saving time? It derailed his schedule.
  54. What do you call a bear who forgot daylight saving time? Behind the ‘times.’
  55. Why was the werewolf happy during daylight saving time? He got an extra hour under the moonlight.
  56. Why do opticians dislike daylight saving time? It changes their ‘focus’ time.
  57. Why did the chef forget about daylight saving time? He was too ‘seasoned’ in his ways.
  58. Why did the snail love daylight saving time? It always sets a ‘sluggish’ pace.
  59. What did the archaeologist say about daylight saving time? It’s an ancient way of ‘burying’ time.
  60. Why did the musician love daylight saving time? He could ‘conduct’ time.
  61. What do you call a confused clock during daylight saving time? Disoriented in ‘time.’
  62. Why did the astronaut enjoy daylight saving time? He got to experience ‘time’ travel.
  63. Why did the gym hate daylight saving time? It was always ‘losing’ an hour.
  64. How does a runner feel about daylight saving time? They always try to ‘beat’ the clock.
  65. Why did the librarian love daylight saving time? She got an extra hour to ‘book.’
  66. What’s the most frustrating thing about daylight saving time for a dog? An extra hour before dinner time!
  67. Why did the film director like daylight saving time? He could ‘cut’ time.
  68. Why did the soccer player love daylight saving time? He got an extra hour for practice.
  69. What do you call a sad hour during daylight saving time? ‘Crying’ time.
  70. Why did the fashion designer love daylight saving time? He could ‘sew’ into the night.
  71. How do spies handle daylight saving time? They always ‘watch’ their time.
  72. Why did the photographer love daylight saving time? He got an extra hour of ‘exposure.’
  73. Why did the detective enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to investigate.
  74. What did the wizard say about daylight saving time? It’s just a ‘spell’ of time.
  75. Why did the artist love daylight saving time? He had more ‘light’ to paint.
  76. Why did the mountain climber enjoy daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘scale’ new heights.
  77. Why did the dentist hate daylight saving time? It interfered with his ‘drilling’ time.
  78. Why did the mechanic love daylight saving time? He could ‘gear up’ for more work.
  79. Why did the fisherman like daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to fish.
  80. What do you call a clock that can’t adjust to daylight saving time? ‘Outdated.’
  81. Why did the pilot enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘flight’ time.
  82. What’s the favorite game of daylight saving time? ‘Beat the clock.’
  83. Why did the weatherman hate daylight saving time? It ‘clouded’ his forecast.
  84. What’s daylight saving time’s favorite fruit? A ‘clock’-nut.
  85. Why do truck drivers dislike daylight saving time? It ‘drives’ them crazy.
  86. How does the moon feel about daylight saving time? It gets ‘eclipsed.’
  87. Why did the soldier like daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to march.
  88. Why did the astronomer love daylight saving time? He got to ‘star’-gaze for longer.
  89. Why do coffee beans dislike daylight saving time? It ‘grinds’ their gears.
  90. Why do poets love daylight saving time? It gives them more ‘verse’ time.
  91. Why did the painter hate daylight saving time? It ‘brushed’ him the wrong way.
  92. Why did the tennis player enjoy daylight saving time? He got to ‘serve’ for longer.
  93. Why did the magician love daylight saving time? He could make time ‘disappear.’
  94. Why did the bell tower hate daylight saving time? It got ‘rung’ out of time.
  95. Why did the teacher love daylight saving time? She had more ‘time’ to grade.
  96. How does a tree feel about daylight saving time? It always ‘leaves’ it behind.
  97. Why did the milkman hate daylight saving time? It ‘spoiled’ his routine.
  98. What’s a Daylight Saving Time advocate’s favorite dance? The ‘Time Warp.’
  99. Why did the sailor enjoy daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘sail.’
  100. What’s a clock’s favorite exercise during daylight saving time? ‘Winding’ up.
  101. Why did the comedian love daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘crack’ jokes.
  102. Why did the cowboy like daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to ride.
  103. Why did the accountant hate daylight saving time? It messed up his ‘figures.’
  104. Why do programmers dislike daylight saving time? It messes up their ‘code.’
  105. Why did the construction worker like daylight saving time? He had an extra ‘hour’ to build.
  106. How does a candle handle daylight saving time? It always ‘burns’ the hour away.
  107. Why did the miner enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to dig.
  108. What did the rabbit say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘hopping’ time.
  109. Why do birds love daylight saving time? They get an extra hour to ‘tweet.’
  110. Why did the baker love daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to bake.
  111. Why did the swimmer enjoy daylight saving time? He had an extra hour to ‘splash.’
  112. How do astronauts describe daylight saving time? It’s ‘out of this world.’
  113. Why did the firefighter dislike daylight saving time? It ‘heated’ up his schedule.
  114. Why did the gardener enjoy daylight saving time? He had an extra hour to ‘weed.’
  115. Why did the clockmaker love daylight saving time? It gave him an extra hour to ‘tinker.’
  116. What’s daylight saving time’s favorite animal? The ‘spring’ chicken.
  117. Why did the scientist love daylight saving time? It gave him more ‘time’ to experiment.
  118. Why did the lifeguard dislike daylight saving time? It ‘washed’ away his free hour.
  119. Why did the DJ enjoy daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘spin.’
  120. What did the banana say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘peeling’ time.
  121. Why did the jockey enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to ride.
  122. Why did the lawyer dislike daylight saving time? It ‘sued’ his free hour.
  123. How does a flashlight feel about daylight saving time? It’s always ‘beaming.’
  124. Why did the referee love daylight saving time? He got an extra hour to ‘blow’ the whistle.
  125. Why did the hairdresser enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to cut.
  126. Why did the car salesman hate daylight saving time? It ‘drives’ him nuts.
  127. What did the lion say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘roaring’ time.
  128. Why did the chef love daylight saving time? He had more ‘thyme’ to cook.
  129. Why did the janitor enjoy daylight saving time? He had an extra hour to ‘sweep.’
  130. What’s the favorite drink of daylight saving time? ‘Tea’-time.
  131. Why did the tailor love daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to stitch.
  132. Why did the tax collector hate daylight saving time? It ‘taxed’ his free hour.
  133. Why did the writer love daylight saving time? He had an extra hour to ‘write.’
  134. How does a windmill handle daylight saving time? It always ‘turns’ the hour away.
  135. Why did the cyclist enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to pedal.
  136. What did the turtle say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘crawling’ time.
  137. Why did the traffic cop hate daylight saving time? It ‘ticketed’ his free hour.
  138. Why did the butcher enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to chop.
  139. What’s a clock’s favorite meal during daylight saving time? ‘Seconds.’
  140. Why did the sailor hate daylight saving time? It ‘tided’ away his free hour.
  141. Why did the musician love daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to compose.
  142. How does a lamp handle daylight saving time? It always ‘shines’ the hour away.
  143. Why did the masseuse enjoy daylight saving time? She had more ‘time’ to relax.
  144. What did the snail say about daylight saving time? It’s ‘sliding’ time.
  145. Why did the mailman hate daylight saving time? It ‘posted’ his free hour.
  146. Why did the zookeeper enjoy daylight saving time? He had more ‘time’ to feed.
  147. What’s a clock’s favorite dance during daylight saving time? ‘Minute’ waltz.
  148. Why did the taxi driver hate daylight saving time? It ‘fares’ his free hour.

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