130 T-Rex jokes

  1. Why can’t you play hide and seek with a T-Rex?
    • Because even if it hides, it’s still rex-easily spotted.
  2. Why don’t T-Rex’s ever high five each other?
    • Because they’re extinct!
  3. What did the T-Rex get after mopping the floor?
    • Dino-soar arms!
  4. Why was the T-Rex always so upset?
    • Because he couldn’t touch his toes!
  5. How did the T-Rex feel after working out?
    • Dino-sore!
  6. What does a T-Rex use to pay its bills?
    • Tyranno-checks!
  7. Why don’t T-Rex’s clap during a play?
    • Because they’re always afraid of giving a raptor-ous applause!
  8. Why did the T-Rex refuse to wear a tie?
    • Because it was a tyranno-tie-rex!
  9. Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
    • Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet!
  10. Why was the T-Rex afraid of the computer?
    • It was afraid of the internet explorer!
  11. Why was the T-Rex so bad at poker?
    • Because he had a terrible poker face, he always looked hungry!
  12. What do you call a T-Rex who sells pistols?
    • A dino-saur armed dealer!
  13. Why did the T-Rex break up with his girlfriend?
    • Because he said she was a complete dino-snore!
  14. What do you call a T-Rex with an extensive vocabulary?
    • A thesaurus!
  15. Why did the T-Rex go to the chiropractor?
    • His back was dinosaur!
  16. Why was the T-Rex a bad golfer?
    • He could never get a grip on the club!
  17. How do you ask a T-Rex out to lunch?
    • “Tea, Rex?”
  18. What do you call a T-Rex that can play the piano?
    • A dino-score!
  19. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite number?
    • Eight, because when he eats, he’s always full!
  20. What do you call a T-Rex who loves spices?
    • A Dino-savor!
  21. Why can’t a T-Rex ever cheat on a test?
    • Because it’s always caught red-handed!
  22. What did the T-Rex use to build its house?
    • Dino-bricks!
  23. Why was the T-Rex a terrible goalie?
    • He never caught anything with his short hands!
  24. What do you call a T-Rex who works in a library?
    • A dino-shhhhhh-aur!
  25. Why can’t T-Rex’s become bakers?
    • They always get a rise out of the dough!
  26. What did the T-Rex say after eating a meal?
    • “I’m dino-satisfied!”
  27. Why don’t T-Rex’s make good secret agents?
    • They’re too easy to spot, they can’t blend in!
  28. Why did the T-Rex take up gardening?
    • He wanted to be a dino-soar green thumb!
  29. What does a T-Rex call his dog?
    • His dino-snore buddy!
  30. Why was the T-Rex always late?
    • Because he’s a dino-soar loser at time management!
  31. Why don’t T-Rex’s wear hats?
    • Because they can’t reach their heads to put them on!
  32. Why was the T-Rex a terrible baseball player?
    • His arms were too short to pitch!
  33. Why did the T-Rex hate fast food?
    • He couldn’t grasp the burger!
  34. Why did the T-Rex go to the therapist?
    • He had a lot of rex-issues!
  35. Why can’t a T-Rex ever be a pilot?
    • They can’t reach the controls!
  36. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite exercise?
    • Dino-squats!
  37. Why did the T-Rex start a band?
    • Because he wanted to be a dino-star!
  38. What does a T-Rex use to cut paper?
    • A pair of dino-scissors!
  39. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite place to vacation?
    • The Jurrasic Coast!
  40. What do you call a T-Rex who’s a city official?
    • A metro-dactyl!
  41. What’s a T-Rex’s least favorite gym equipment?
    • The pull-up bar!
  42. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of math?
    • Geometry, because it’s all about shapes, not numbers!
  43. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite salad?
    • Caesar, because he too was a leader!
  44. What did the T-Rex say to his boss?
    • “I’m quitting, this job is making me dino-sore!”
  45. Why don’t T-Rex’s give speeches?
    • They’re too nervous, they can’t hold their notes!
  46. Why did the T-Rex bring a stick to the party?
    • He heard it was a dino-mite event!
  47. What do you call a T-Rex who likes to swim?
    • A dive-o-saur!
  48. Why did the T-Rex get a ticket?
    • He was caught speeding on his dino-cycle!
  49. Why don’t T-Rex’s play the stock market?
    • They’re afraid of the big crash!
  50. Why did the T-Rex get glasses?
    • To improve his dino-sight!
  51. Why don’t T-Rex’s make good artists?
    • Because they can’t draw, they only scribble!
  52. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of music?
    • Heavy metal, because it’s as hard as their teeth!
  53. Why was the T-Rex a great chef?
    • He always made dino-mite meals!
  54. What do you call a T-Rex who can’t accept defeat?
    • A sore-rex loser!
  55. Why do T-Rex’s never make their beds?
    • Because they can’t reach both ends of the mattress!
  56. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite sport?
    • Soccer, because it doesn’t require hands!
  57. What did the T-Rex say when he saw a volcano erupt?
    • “This is dino-mite!”
  58. What do you call a T-Rex who knows all the constellations?
    • A dino-star!
  59. Why don’t T-Rex’s use cell phones?
    • They’re afraid of the meteor charges!
  60. Why did the T-Rex become a motivational speaker?
    • He was great at making an impact!
  61. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite drink?
    • Grrr-ape juice!
  62. Why did the T-Rex make a good salesperson?
    • He was a dino-mite negotiator!
  63. Why did the T-Rex get a sunburn?
    • Because he couldn’t reach the sunscreen!
  64. Why don’t T-Rex’s make good construction workers?
    • Because they’re always dropping the tools!
  65. What do you call a T-Rex with a fast car?
    • Speed Rex-er!
  66. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite part of the school day?
    • Lunch, because he’s always starving!
  67. Why was the T-Rex an awful basketball player?
    • He could never make a slam dunk!
  68. Why did the T-Rex start a bakery?
    • He had a reputation for making dino-mite pastries!
  69. Why did the T-Rex become a firefighter?
    • Because he could extinguish any dino-blaze!
  70. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite bedtime story?
    • “Goodnight, Dino-Moon!”
  71. Why don’t T-Rex’s wear sunglasses?
    • They can’t put them on!
  72. What do you call a T-Rex with a great memory?
    • A remember-rex!
  73. Why can’t a T-Rex be a waiter?
    • They always drop the plates!
  74. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite fruit?
    • Tyranno-saurus peaches!
  75. Why did the T-Rex join the gym?
    • To work on his roar!
  76. Why don’t T-Rex’s play the piano?
    • Because they always hit the wrong keys!
  77. What do you call a T-Rex with a fever?
    • A hot-rex!
  78. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite board game?
    • Monopoly, because he’s always trying to dominate!
  79. Why don’t T-Rex’s write novels?
    • They’re too long and they lose patience!
  80. What do you call a T-Rex who likes to sing?
    • A dino-tenor!
  81. Why can’t T-Rex’s work in the circus?
    • They’re afraid of the high wire!
  82. Why was the T-Rex an awful comedian?
    • He always forgot the punchline!
  83. What do you call a T-Rex with a good fashion sense?
    • A dino-stylista!
  84. Why did the T-Rex start a company?
    • He wanted to be a dino-preneur!
  85. Why was the T-Rex a terrible dentist?
    • His arms were too short to clean the back teeth!
  86. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite dance move?
    • The Jurrasic Jump!
  87. Why don’t T-Rex’s text?
    • They’re always hitting the wrong keys!
  88. What do you call a T-Rex who can sing opera?
    • A dino-diva!
  89. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of shoe?
    • Dino-sneakers!
  90. Why can’t a T-Rex be a hairdresser?
    • They can’t hold the scissors!
  91. Why did the T-Rex refuse to play chess?
    • He was a sore loser, especially in check-mate!
  92. Why don’t T-Rex’s make good zookeepers?
    • They scare the animals!
  93. Why did the T-Rex become a scientist?
    • He wanted to study dino-DNA!
  94. What do you call a T-Rex who does magic tricks?
    • A dino-cerer!
  95. Why can’t T-Rex’s work in a bakery?
    • They can’t knead the dough!
  96. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite instrument?
    • The dino-drums!
  97. What do you call a T-Rex who likes to draw?
    • A dino-doodler!
  98. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite candy?
    • Dino-sour gummies!
  99. Why don’t T-Rex’s use laptops?
    • They always press multiple keys!
  100. What do you call a T-Rex who works in a bank? – A dino-depositor!
  101. Why did the T-Rex go to the museum? – To learn about his ancestors!
  102. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite vegetable? – Dino-kale!
  103. Why was the T-Rex an awful babysitter? – He could never catch the kids!
  104. What do you call a T-Rex who loves to read? – A dino-bookworm!
  105. Why can’t T-Rex’s be lifeguards? – They can’t reach far enough to save anyone!
  106. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of car? – A dino-convertible!
  107. Why don’t T-Rex’s become doctors? – They’re always losing their patience!
  108. What do you call a T-Rex who can rap? – A dino-rapper!
  109. Why can’t T-Rex’s be electricians? – They can’t handle the wiring!
  110. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of joke? – Dino-puns!
  111. Why don’t T-Rex’s play chess? – They can’t move the pieces!
  112. What do you call a T-Rex with a backpack? – A dino-explorer!
  113. Why was the T-Rex a terrible waiter? – He couldn’t carry the trays!
  114. What do you call a T-Rex who likes to knit? – A dino-stitcher!
  115. Why don’t T-Rex’s play darts? – They always miss the target!
  116. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of sandwich? – Dino-tuna melt!
  117. Why can’t T-Rex’s be jugglers? – They can’t handle more than one ball at a time!
  118. What do you call a T-Rex with an apron? – A dino-chef!
  119. Why was the T-Rex a bad photographer? – He couldn’t focus the lens!
  120. What do you call a T-Rex who likes to build things? – A dino-architect!
  121. Why can’t T-Rex’s be painters? – They can’t hold the paintbrushes!
  122. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite part of a song? – The dino-beat!
  123. Why don’t T-Rex’s use smartphones? – They’re always “butt-dialing” with their tails!
  124. What do you call a T-Rex who knows karate? – A dino-belt!
  125. Why was the T-Rex a terrible musician? – He couldn’t reach the high notes!
  126. What do you call a T-Rex who likes to go camping? – A dino-scout!
  127. Why can’t T-Rex’s become tailors? – They can’t handle the needles!
  128. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite TV show? – “Dino-mite Explorations!”
  129. Why don’t T-Rex’s become mechanics? – They can’t hold the tools!
  130. What do you call a T-Rex with a briefcase? – A dino-attorney!

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