150 zelda jokes

Sure, here are 150 Legend of Zelda-themed jokes for you.

Please remember, not all of these will be as hilarious to those who aren’t familiar with the games!

1. Why did Link get a bad grade in music class? He couldn’t find the right key!
2. Why didn’t Link ask Zelda out to the prom? He was too shy to “Triforce” it!
3. Why did Ganondorf stop playing cards? Because Link kept taking all the hearts!
4. Why did Link get kicked out of the pottery class? He broke too many pots!
5. How does Link like his eggs? Hyrulean side up!
6. Why did Link become a baker? Because he’s a master of rolling dough!
7. Why did the Deku Tree get in trouble? It couldn’t keep its bark to itself!
8. What’s Link’s favorite band? The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, because they help him refill his heart containers!
9. Why did Link fail his driving test? He was too used to going the wrong way!
10. Why doesn’t Link ever get locked out of his house? Because he always has the boss key!
11. What’s Link’s least favorite time of day? Twilight!
12. How does Zelda know when Link is lying? His lips are “Sheikah”-ing!
13. What do you call a confused Goron? A “What-on earth?”
14. Why was Link always broke? Because he kept spending all his Rupees on potions!
15. What’s Ganondorf’s favorite food? Link-uisines!
16. Why is Link like a bad comedian? He always bombs!
17. Why did Zelda dump Link? She had a hunch he was “Ganon” cheat!
18. What do you call Link when he’s being lazy? The “loaf”-waker!
19. Why is Link terrible at poker? He always shows his hand!
20. Why doesn’t Link use Google? He prefers to “Link-dIn”!
21. What is Link’s favorite dance? The sword dance!
22. Why is Link a bad gardener? He keeps cutting the grass but never waters it!
23. What is Link’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because of all the angles!
24. Why did the chicken cross the road in Hyrule? Because Link was chasing it with his sword!
25. Why doesn’t Ganondorf trust his GPS? He doesn’t like anyone telling him where to go!
26. What’s Link’s favorite fruit? Navi-oranges, they always keep him on the right track!
27. What does Link say when he can’t decide on a shield? “I can’t make up my Hylian mind!”
28. Why is Link bad at chess? He always loses his knights!
29. What’s Link’s favorite movie? “Skyward Sword in the Stone!”
30. What do you call a Goron with a sharp mind? A pointdexter!
31. Why did Link stop fishing? He couldn’t handle the reel pressure!
32. Why is Zelda never surprised? Because she always knows what Link is up to!
33. Why did Link take a break from adventuring? He was feeling a bit under the “weather-vane”!
34. How does Link communicate with ghosts? He uses a “spectre-phone”!
35. What is Link’s favorite winter sport? “Ice-arrow” skating!
36. What is Zelda’s favorite piece of jewelry? Her triforce of courage ring!
37. Why was the octorok always late? He kept squidding around!
38. Why did Link get kicked out of the bakery? He took the Wind Baker name too seriously!
39. Why did Ganon go to therapy? He couldn’t handle his shadow self!
40. Why did Zelda go to art school? She wanted to draw a perfect triforce!
41. Why is Link good at basketball? He always gets the slam “hylian” dunk!
42. Why is Link terrible at Hide and Seek? He always leaves a trail!
43. What’s Link’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because it reminds him of his armor!
44. Why does Ganon hate riddles? He can never guess the Link!
45. Why does Link never lose at video games? Because he always has a cheat ocarina!
46. Why did Link become a park ranger? He has a thing for lost woods!
47. Why did Zelda go to the library? She wanted to check out the “Hyrule-ary” book!
48. What’s Link’s favorite type of shoe? “Boots” of the wild!
49. What do you call Link when he’s exploring mountains? A peakachu!
50. Why did Link become a librarian? He’s good at “book”-shot!
51. Why was Ganondorf always last in the race? He was dragging his feet!
52. What’s Link’s least favorite part of a joke? The punch “line-beck”!
53. Why does Link always win at tennis? He’s got a power serve!
54. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of coffee? Royal blend!
55. Why did Link cross Hyrule Field? Because Epona dared him!
56. Why is Link good at swimming? He always has his Zora tunic on!
57. Why does Zelda always beat Link at chess? She always knows his next “knight” move!
58. Why did Ganon become a detective? He wanted to crack the case of the missing Triforce!
59. Why did Link become a boxer? He likes to fight with his “bare” hands!
60. What’s Link’s favorite type of bread? “Hero”-grain!
61. What’s Link’s least favorite type of weather? Wind “waker”!
62. Why was Zelda late to the party? She couldn’t find her Link to the past!
63. Why did Link go to the top of Death Mountain? He wanted to rock climb!
64. Why is Ganondorf bad at keeping secrets? He always spills the beans!
65. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of pasta? Princess spaghetti!
66. Why did Link become a chef? He loves cooking “wild”!
67. What’s Link’s favorite candy? Rupee rings!
68. Why did Link get lost in the Lost Woods? He left his map at home!
69. What’s Ganon’s least favorite time of the year? Spring, because of all the Link-ening!
70. Why did Link get a boat? He wanted to be a “sea”-ward sword!
71. Why is Link never invited to pool parties? He always brings his bombs!
72. Why did Zelda become an architect? She likes designing castles!
73. Why did Link flunk his English exam? He couldn’t find the “Link”-uistics!
74. What’s Link’s favorite type of vegetable? Zora zucchinis!
75. Why is Ganondorf bad at making jokes? He always forgets the punchline!
76. Why does Zelda love watching sports? She enjoys seeing Link win!
77. Why did Link become a jeweler? He likes crafting rupee rings!
78. Why is Ganon never on time? He always takes a wrong turn at Hyrule Castle!
79. What’s Zelda’s favorite game? Hide and “Sheik”!
80. Why did Link open a bakery? He loves “hylian” bread!
81. Why did Ganondorf take up yoga? He heard it would help him find his inner peace!
82. What’s Link’s favorite color? “Link”-en green!
83. Why did Zelda start a band? She wanted to rock Hyrule!
84. Why was Ganondorf kicked out of the choir? He couldn’t hit the low notes!
85. Why did Link become a poet? He likes to rhyme with time!
86. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of tea? “Tri”-force blend!
87. Why did Link fail his history test? He forgot the dates of the Hyrule era!
88. Why did Ganon never go to college? He couldn’t decide on a “majora”!
89. What’s Link’s favorite type of cookie? “Shield” chip!
90. Why was Zelda never good at math? She couldn’t figure out the sum of the Triforce!
91. Why did Link go to the dance? He heard Zelda would be there!
92. Why did Ganon become a teacher? He wanted to teach his own version of history!
93. What’s Zelda’s favorite kind of ice cream? Hyrule ripple!
94. Why did Link get a job at the zoo? He loves talking to the animals!
95. What’s Ganon’s least favorite song? “Linkin Park”!
96. Why was Zelda a great diplomat? She always knew the “link” to peace!
97. Why did Link learn to play the flute? He heard it could change the wind’s direction!
98. Why did Ganon start a blog? He wanted to share his thoughts on world domination!
99. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of cake? Royal layer cake!
100. Why did Link learn to sing? He wanted to serenade Zelda!
101. What’s Ganon’s least favorite part of the day? The break of dawn!
102. Why did Zelda learn to fence? She wanted to beat Link at his own game!
103. What’s Link’s favorite type of bird? A loftwing!
104. Why did Ganon never make a good sailor? He couldn’t handle the waves!
105. What’s Zelda’s favorite breakfast? Triforce toast!
106. Why did Link become an astronomer? He loves studying the stars!
107. What’s Ganon’s least favorite type of music? Anything played on an ocarina!
108. Why did Zelda become a writer? She wanted to pen down her adventures!
109. What’s Link’s favorite type of fish? A Zora salmon!
110. Why did Ganon get banned from the library? He was too loud!
111. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of salad? Hyrule greens!
112. Why did Link become a pilot? He wanted to fly like a loftwing!
113. What’s Ganon’s least favorite type of flower? A bomb flower!
114. Why did Zelda become a geologist? She wanted to study the stones of the Triforce!
115. What’s Link’s favorite type of sandwich? A cucco club sandwich!
116. Why did Ganon become a chef? He wanted to cook up trouble!
117. What’s Zelda’s favorite animal? A royal stallion!
118. Why did Link learn to play the guitar? He wanted to start a band!
119. What’s Ganon’s least favorite type of tree? A Deku tree!
120. Why did Zelda learn to knit? She wanted to make her own tunics!
121. What’s Link’s favorite type of drink? Lon Lon Milk!
122. Why did Ganon become a barber? He thought he could trim Link’s courage!
123. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of hat? A pointy green one!
124. Why did Link become a teacher? He wanted to teach Hero’s History!
125. What’s Ganon’s least favorite type of book? Heroic tales!
126. Why did Zelda become a gardener? She loved growing silent princess flowers!
127. What’s Link’s favorite type of pasta? Faron fettuccine!
128. Why did Ganon become a mountain climber? He wanted a change of scenery!
129. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of pie? Triforce tart!
130. Why did Link become a blacksmith? He loved crafting weapons!
131. What’s Ganon’s least favorite type of vegetable? Link-age!
132. Why did Zelda become a scientist? She wanted to study the elements!
133. What’s Link’s favorite type of pizza? Hyrule ham and pineapple!
134. Why did Ganon become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to make people laugh!
135. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of muffin? Sheikah banana nut!
136. Why did Link become a banker? He wanted to count rupees all day!
137. What’s Ganon’s least favorite type of fruit? Bomb-erries!
138. Why did Zelda become an actress? She loved being in the spotlight!
139. What’s Link’s favorite type of sushi? Goron roll!
140. Why did Ganon become a golfer? He wanted to take a swing at something!
141. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of ice? Sheikah slate!
142. Why did Link become a dentist? He wanted to fight tooth decay like he fights monsters!
143. What’s Ganon’s least favorite type of soup? Hylian vegetable!
144. Why did Zelda become a farmer? She loved tending to cuccos!
145. What’s Link’s favorite type of cake? Kakariko carrot cake!
146. Why did Ganon become a magician? He wanted to make Link disappear!
147. What’s Zelda’s favorite type of chocolate? Triforce truffle!
148. Why did Link become a mailman? He liked delivering good news!
149. What’s Ganon’s least favorite type of soda? Link-monade!
150. Why did Zelda become a race car driver? She loved speeding past Ganon!