57+ wiener dog jokes

  1. Why do wiener dogs never get lost? Because they always take the long route!
  2. What’s a wiener dog’s favorite kind of pie? Dachs-hund pie!
  3. Why did the wiener dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
  4. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A blood hound, but he always prefers a wiener!
  5. Why did the wiener dog join the race? Because he heard it was a long-distance run!
  6. What do you call a wiener dog with a fever? A hot dog!
  7. Why don’t wiener dogs make good secret agents? They’re too easy to spot – they’re always a little long in the telling!
  8. Why do Dachshunds dig? Because short legs can’t jump!
  9. What do you call a wiener dog who can play the piano? A musical hot dog!
  10. How do you know a wiener dog is great at baseball? He always hits a long run!
  11. Why are Dachshunds bad at basketball? They’re always afraid of getting dribbled!
  12. Why did the wiener dog bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the snacks were on a high shelf!
  13. What do you get if you cross a Dachshund with a rose? A long-stemmed Barker!
  14. What do you call a wiener dog who writes poems? A bard hound!
  15. Why did the wiener dog sit on a stopwatch? He wanted to be a hot time dog!
  16. How does a wiener dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
  17. What did the wiener dog say to the flea? Stop bugging me!
  18. What do you call a frozen wiener dog? A chili dog!
  19. Why did the Dachshund bring a tape measure to the dog park? He wanted to play long fetch!
  20. What do you call a wiener dog that can sing? A rock and roll hot dog!
  21. Why don’t Dachshunds make good dancers? They always step on their own feet!
  22. Why did the wiener dog sit in the sun? He wanted to be a bratwurst!
  23. What do you call a Dachshund who’s good at catching Frisbees? A hot disk dog!
  24. Why did the Dachshund get a job at the bakery? He heard there were lots of rolls!
  25. What’s a Dachshund’s favorite part of the joke? The punchline, because it’s always a little long!
  26. Why did the wiener dog go to the vet? He had a bad case of the “long-itis”!
  27. Why did the wiener dog sit on the TV remote? He wanted to be in control!
  28. Why did the wiener dog enroll in cooking school? He wanted to learn how to make hot buns!
  29. Why do wiener dogs never jump up on the bed? Because they’re afraid of rolling off!
  30. What do you call a Dachshund that can paint? A Pablo Dog-casso!
  31. Why did the wiener dog become a gardener? He had a knack for growing long beans!
  32. What do you call a wiener dog magician? A Harry Hound-dini!
  33. Why did the Dachshund join the circus? He wanted to be a part of the long parade!
  34. How can you tell a wiener dog is a great storyteller? His tales are always long!
  35. Why do wiener dogs always win at limbo? They’re already close to the ground!
  36. Why did the wiener dog go to the sausage factory? He wanted to meet his relatives!
  37. What do you call a wiener dog astronaut? A Bark Armstrong!
  38. Why don’t wiener dogs like to play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted too long!
  39. What do you call a Dachshund that can do tricks with a soccer ball? A hot shot dog!
  40. Why did the Dachshund become a runner? He was tired of being called a slow-poke!
  41. Why do wiener dogs make terrible mountain climbers? They’re always going down hill!
  42. Why did the wiener dog go to school? He wanted to be a little less long-headed!
  43. What do you call a wiener dog at a fancy restaurant? A gourmet dog!
  44. What’s a Dachshund’s favorite song? “Long Time Coming”!
  45. Why did the Dachshund go to the bar? He heard they were serving long drinks!
  46. What do you call a wiener dog with a detective’s hat? Sherlock Bones!
  47. Why did the wiener dog become a carpenter? He had a talent for long wood!
  48. Why did the wiener dog go to the opera? He loved the high notes, they always made him howl!
  49. What do you call a Dachshund that can perform on stage? A Broadway hot dog!
  50. Why don’t Dachshunds make good singers? They can’t hit the high notes, but they sure can drag the low ones!
  51. What do you call a wiener dog at the beach? A hot sand dog!
  52. Why did the wiener dog take an umbrella? He didn’t want to become a wet dog!
  53. What do you call a Dachshund that’s a superhero? Wonder Dog!
  54. Why did the Dachshund cross the road? He was trying to get to the barking lot!
  55. What do you call a wiener dog who’s an author? J.K. Growling!
  56. Why did the wiener dog go to the library? He was in search of a long read!
  57. What do you call a Dachshund that can play chess? A hot checkmate dog!
  58. Why don’t Dachshunds play basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked!
  59. What do you call a wiener dog on a skateboard? A hot wheel dog!
  60. Why did the wiener dog go to the spa? He needed a long relaxation!
  61. Why did the Dachshund join the gym? He heard it was a great place to stretch out!
  62. What do you call a wiener dog in a coat of mail? Sir Barksalot!
  63. Why did the wiener dog go to the museum? He was interested in long history!
  64. What do you call a Dachshund that loves fishing? A hot rod dog!
  65. Why did the Dachshund become a chef? He loved making long pasta!
  66. What do you call a wiener dog with a jetpack? A hot rocket dog!
  67. Why don’t Dachshunds like tight spaces? They prefer to stretch out!
  68. What do you call a wiener dog on a treadmill? A hot track dog!
  69. Why did the Dachshund join a band? He was tired of being the only one playing a long note!
  70. What do you call a Dachshund at a rave? A hot beat dog!
  71. Why did the wiener dog become a politician? He wanted to make long speeches!
  72. What do you call a wiener dog in a car race? A hot lap dog!
  73. Why did the Dachshund become a tailor? He had a passion for long fabrics!
  74. What do you call a Dachshund in the army? A hot rank dog!
  75. Why did the wiener dog join a yoga class? He wanted to do the Downward Dog correctly!
  76. What do you call a wiener dog in a winter coat? A hot snug dog!
  77. Why did the Dachshund go to the coffee shop? He heard they were serving long black coffee!
  78. What do you call a Dachshund who’s a pilot? A hot flight dog!
  79. Why don’t Dachshunds make good gymnasts? They always fall off the balance beam!
  80. What do you call a Dachshund with a PhD? A hot smart dog!
  81. Why did the wiener dog visit the tailor? He needed a longer coat!
  82. What do you call a wiener dog in a derby race? A hot hoof dog!
  83. Why did the Dachshund go to the cooking show? He was interested in long recipes!
  84. What do you call a Dachshund in a jazz band? A hot tune dog!
  85. Why did the wiener dog join the circus? He heard they needed a stunt dog!
  86. What do you call a Dachshund on a horse? A hot saddle dog!
  87. Why did the Dachshund go to the concert? He wanted to hear some long-playing records!
  88. What do you call a wiener dog on a boat? A hot sail dog!
  89. Why did the wiener dog join the orchestra? He heard they needed someone to play the long notes!
  90. What do you call a Dachshund on roller skates? A hot glide dog!
  91. Why did the Dachshund join the choir? He was tired of howling alone!
  92. What do you call a wiener dog in a 100-meter race? A hot sprint dog!
  93. Why did the Dachshund go to the zoo? He was looking for the long-necked giraffes!
  94. What do you call a Dachshund on the moon? A hot space dog!
  95. Why did the wiener dog become a travel guide? He had a knack for long journeys!
  96. What do you call a wiener dog at a rock concert? A hot jam dog!
  97. Why did the Dachshund start meditating? He heard it helps to have a long breath!
  98. What do you call a Dachshund at a baseball game? A hot field dog!
  99. Why did the Dachshund go to the carnival? He loved riding on the long roller coasters!
  100. What do you call a Dachshund who does magic tricks? A hot trick dog!

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