57+ wiener dog jokes
- Why do wiener dogs never get lost? Because they always take the long route!
- What’s a wiener dog’s favorite kind of pie? Dachs-hund pie!
- Why did the wiener dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
- What kind of dog does Dracula have? A blood hound, but he always prefers a wiener!
- Why did the wiener dog join the race? Because he heard it was a long-distance run!
- What do you call a wiener dog with a fever? A hot dog!
- Why don’t wiener dogs make good secret agents? They’re too easy to spot – they’re always a little long in the telling!
- Why do Dachshunds dig? Because short legs can’t jump!
- What do you call a wiener dog who can play the piano? A musical hot dog!
- How do you know a wiener dog is great at baseball? He always hits a long run!
- Why are Dachshunds bad at basketball? They’re always afraid of getting dribbled!
- Why did the wiener dog bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the snacks were on a high shelf!
- What do you get if you cross a Dachshund with a rose? A long-stemmed Barker!
- What do you call a wiener dog who writes poems? A bard hound!
- Why did the wiener dog sit on a stopwatch? He wanted to be a hot time dog!
- How does a wiener dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
- What did the wiener dog say to the flea? Stop bugging me!
- What do you call a frozen wiener dog? A chili dog!
- Why did the Dachshund bring a tape measure to the dog park? He wanted to play long fetch!
- What do you call a wiener dog that can sing? A rock and roll hot dog!
- Why don’t Dachshunds make good dancers? They always step on their own feet!
- Why did the wiener dog sit in the sun? He wanted to be a bratwurst!
- What do you call a Dachshund who’s good at catching Frisbees? A hot disk dog!
- Why did the Dachshund get a job at the bakery? He heard there were lots of rolls!
- What’s a Dachshund’s favorite part of the joke? The punchline, because it’s always a little long!
- Why did the wiener dog go to the vet? He had a bad case of the “long-itis”!
- Why did the wiener dog sit on the TV remote? He wanted to be in control!
- Why did the wiener dog enroll in cooking school? He wanted to learn how to make hot buns!
- Why do wiener dogs never jump up on the bed? Because they’re afraid of rolling off!
- What do you call a Dachshund that can paint? A Pablo Dog-casso!
- Why did the wiener dog become a gardener? He had a knack for growing long beans!
- What do you call a wiener dog magician? A Harry Hound-dini!
- Why did the Dachshund join the circus? He wanted to be a part of the long parade!
- How can you tell a wiener dog is a great storyteller? His tales are always long!
- Why do wiener dogs always win at limbo? They’re already close to the ground!
- Why did the wiener dog go to the sausage factory? He wanted to meet his relatives!
- What do you call a wiener dog astronaut? A Bark Armstrong!
- Why don’t wiener dogs like to play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted too long!
- What do you call a Dachshund that can do tricks with a soccer ball? A hot shot dog!
- Why did the Dachshund become a runner? He was tired of being called a slow-poke!
- Why do wiener dogs make terrible mountain climbers? They’re always going down hill!
- Why did the wiener dog go to school? He wanted to be a little less long-headed!
- What do you call a wiener dog at a fancy restaurant? A gourmet dog!
- What’s a Dachshund’s favorite song? “Long Time Coming”!
- Why did the Dachshund go to the bar? He heard they were serving long drinks!
- What do you call a wiener dog with a detective’s hat? Sherlock Bones!
- Why did the wiener dog become a carpenter? He had a talent for long wood!
- Why did the wiener dog go to the opera? He loved the high notes, they always made him howl!
- What do you call a Dachshund that can perform on stage? A Broadway hot dog!
- Why don’t Dachshunds make good singers? They can’t hit the high notes, but they sure can drag the low ones!
- What do you call a wiener dog at the beach? A hot sand dog!
- Why did the wiener dog take an umbrella? He didn’t want to become a wet dog!
- What do you call a Dachshund that’s a superhero? Wonder Dog!
- Why did the Dachshund cross the road? He was trying to get to the barking lot!
- What do you call a wiener dog who’s an author? J.K. Growling!
- Why did the wiener dog go to the library? He was in search of a long read!
- What do you call a Dachshund that can play chess? A hot checkmate dog!
- Why don’t Dachshunds play basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked!
- What do you call a wiener dog on a skateboard? A hot wheel dog!
- Why did the wiener dog go to the spa? He needed a long relaxation!
- Why did the Dachshund join the gym? He heard it was a great place to stretch out!
- What do you call a wiener dog in a coat of mail? Sir Barksalot!
- Why did the wiener dog go to the museum? He was interested in long history!
- What do you call a Dachshund that loves fishing? A hot rod dog!
- Why did the Dachshund become a chef? He loved making long pasta!
- What do you call a wiener dog with a jetpack? A hot rocket dog!
- Why don’t Dachshunds like tight spaces? They prefer to stretch out!
- What do you call a wiener dog on a treadmill? A hot track dog!
- Why did the Dachshund join a band? He was tired of being the only one playing a long note!
- What do you call a Dachshund at a rave? A hot beat dog!
- Why did the wiener dog become a politician? He wanted to make long speeches!
- What do you call a wiener dog in a car race? A hot lap dog!
- Why did the Dachshund become a tailor? He had a passion for long fabrics!
- What do you call a Dachshund in the army? A hot rank dog!
- Why did the wiener dog join a yoga class? He wanted to do the Downward Dog correctly!
- What do you call a wiener dog in a winter coat? A hot snug dog!
- Why did the Dachshund go to the coffee shop? He heard they were serving long black coffee!
- What do you call a Dachshund who’s a pilot? A hot flight dog!
- Why don’t Dachshunds make good gymnasts? They always fall off the balance beam!
- What do you call a Dachshund with a PhD? A hot smart dog!
- Why did the wiener dog visit the tailor? He needed a longer coat!
- What do you call a wiener dog in a derby race? A hot hoof dog!
- Why did the Dachshund go to the cooking show? He was interested in long recipes!
- What do you call a Dachshund in a jazz band? A hot tune dog!
- Why did the wiener dog join the circus? He heard they needed a stunt dog!
- What do you call a Dachshund on a horse? A hot saddle dog!
- Why did the Dachshund go to the concert? He wanted to hear some long-playing records!
- What do you call a wiener dog on a boat? A hot sail dog!
- Why did the wiener dog join the orchestra? He heard they needed someone to play the long notes!
- What do you call a Dachshund on roller skates? A hot glide dog!
- Why did the Dachshund join the choir? He was tired of howling alone!
- What do you call a wiener dog in a 100-meter race? A hot sprint dog!
- Why did the Dachshund go to the zoo? He was looking for the long-necked giraffes!
- What do you call a Dachshund on the moon? A hot space dog!
- Why did the wiener dog become a travel guide? He had a knack for long journeys!
- What do you call a wiener dog at a rock concert? A hot jam dog!
- Why did the Dachshund start meditating? He heard it helps to have a long breath!
- What do you call a Dachshund at a baseball game? A hot field dog!
- Why did the Dachshund go to the carnival? He loved riding on the long roller coasters!
- What do you call a Dachshund who does magic tricks? A hot trick dog!