57+ wall puns

  1. Why don’t walls break up with their partners? Because they always hold up their end of the relationship!
  2. What do walls like to drink? Wall-ter!
  3. Why do walls never get lost? Because they always know their corners.
  4. How do you get a wall to stop snoring? Put up a silence panel.
  5. Why don’t walls play hide and seek? They always corner themselves.
  6. What do you call a wall’s dad? A grand partition.
  7. What’s a wall’s favourite type of math? Geometry, because they love angles.
  8. Why don’t walls have any secrets? Because everyone can hear them when they talk.
  9. Why did the wall go to the doctor? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
  10. Why did the wall get in trouble at school? It wouldn’t stay in line.
  11. What is a wall’s favourite TV show? The Great British Brick Off.
  12. What’s a wall’s favourite music? Rock.
  13. Why don’t walls ever get bored? They’re always plastered.
  14. What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner!
  15. Why did the wall break up with its girlfriend? She was too clingy.
  16. What do you call a wall that tells jokes? A stand-up wall.
  17. Why was the wall always the life of the party? Because it was always plastered.
  18. How do walls like their eggs? Hard-boiled, like their exterior.
  19. What’s a wall’s favourite book? A Tale of Two Sides.
  20. Why did the wall get promoted? It had outstanding corners.
  21. What’s a wall’s favourite fruit? A brick-melon.
  22. Why do walls make great poets? They always have a concrete point of view.
  23. What is a wall’s favourite instrument? The drum, because it loves a good bang.
  24. What do walls wear to the beach? Bricks-kinis.
  25. Why did the wall join the gym? To get rock solid.
  26. Why are walls good listeners? They never interrupt.
  27. Why do walls always win at chess? They always think a-move-head.
  28. Why don’t walls play football? They’re afraid of getting plastered.
  29. How does a wall flirt? It winks its corners.
  30. Why was the wall a great dancer? It had all the right moves.
  31. What did the wall say to the ceiling? I got your back!
  32. What’s a wall’s favourite movie? The Wallflower.
  33. Why was the wall always chosen for the team? It was a brick wall in defence.
  34. What’s a wall’s favourite type of pasta? Wall-nut pasta.
  35. How do walls communicate? They use sign language.
  36. Why do walls make great detectives? They always know when something’s up.
  37. How do walls like their coffee? Straight, no crema.
  38. Why do walls always win at poker? They always have a stone face.
  39. What’s a wall’s favourite type of music? Wall-tz.
  40. How does a wall say goodbye? Wall see you later!
  41. Why are walls the best at hide and seek? They never crack under pressure.
  42. What is a wall’s favourite snack? Cracker-jacks, they like the crunch.
  43. Why did the wall get an award? For being outstanding in its field.
  44. Why do walls hate the rain? It dampens their spirits.
  45. What do you call a wall that can sing? A wall-entine.
  46. Why was the wall so popular? It had a lot of followers on Insta-brick.
  47. Why was the wall sad at the party? It felt left out of the loop.
  48. What’s a wall’s favourite holiday? Halloween, they love the wall-scare.
  49. Why do walls never lie? They always stand upright.
  50. What do you call a wall in Hollywood? A Star-wall.
  51. Why did the wall go to therapy? It had too many layers to peel back.
  52. What do you call a wall that tells tales? A Wall-ker Texas Ranger.
  53. Why did the wall join the army? It wanted to serve and protect.
  54. Why was the wall always prepared? It knew every trick in the bookshelf.
  55. Why do walls make great athletes? They’re built to last.
  56. What’s a wall’s favourite clothing brand? Wall-Mart.
  57. What’s a wall’s favourite flower? Wall-flower.
  58. Why did the wall always win debates? It always had a solid argument.
  59. What’s a wall’s favourite meal? Brick-fast.
  60. What’s a wall’s favourite sport? Wall-eyball.
  61. Why was the wall a great musician? It always hit the right notes.
  62. What do you call a wall with a sense of humour? A crack up.
  63. How does a wall greet? It says, “Wall-come!”
  64. Why do walls never get cold? They’ve always got a coat of paint on.
  65. What do you call a wall that can cook? A wall-chef.
  66. What’s a wall’s favourite type of bread? Whole-grain, they like to keep it whole.
  67. Why do walls love to read? They find books unputdownable.
  68. Why was the wall so proud? It had a picture perfect family.
  69. What’s a wall’s favourite vegetable? Wall-nut.
  70. How do walls say goodbye? They wave their edges.
  71. What’s a wall’s favourite type of car? A Wall-ks Wagen.
  72. Why do walls make great musicians? They’ve got great composition.
  73. Why are walls good at basketball? They always block the shot.
  74. What do you call a wall that can write? A wall-thor.
  75. Why was the wall so good at gymnastics? It always stuck the landing.
  76. What is a wall’s favourite day of the week? Wall-nesday.
  77. What’s a wall’s favourite candy? Wall-nuts and gum-walls.
  78. Why did the wall go to school? To get a little more refined.
  79. Why are walls never surprised? They’ve seen it wall.
  80. Why do walls always get first place? They never crack under pressure.
  81. Why do walls make good friends? They’ll always stand by you.
  82. What’s a wall’s favourite type of joke? Dry humor, just like its plaster.
  83. Why was the wall a great student? It always knew its boundaries.
  84. How do walls like their meat? Wall-done.
  85. Why do walls make great secret keepers? They’re tight-lipped.
  86. Why do walls hate arguments? They can’t stand being pushed around.
  87. Why did the wall go to the spa? It needed a little TLC (tender loving concrete).
  88. What’s a wall’s favourite dance? The Wall-tz.
  89. Why do walls always carry a map? They don’t want to hit a brick wall.
  90. Why was the wall a great baker? It never cracked under heat.
  91. What do you call a wall that can paint? A wall-tist.
  92. What do walls hate the most? When people try to scale them.
  93. Why are walls so calm? They’ve learned to plaster a smile.
  94. What’s a wall’s favourite type of weather? Sun-wall days.
  95. Why did the wall go to the gym? To work on its brick-body.
  96. Why do walls love jazz? They dig the cool vibes.
  97. What’s a wall’s favourite game? Hide and seek, they’re always the last to be found.
  98. Why was the wall a great model? It knew how to pose.
  99. Why did the wall refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being dealt a bad hand.
  100. Why do walls make great partners? They’re supportive.
  101. What’s a wall’s favourite cartoon? Wall-E.
  102. Why do walls love to garden? They’re fond of flower beds.
  103. Why did the wall join the circus? It loved the high wire act.
  104. What’s a wall’s favourite sandwich? Wall-nut butter and jelly.
  105. Why are walls so serious? They don’t take things lightly.
  106. Why do walls make great goalkeepers? They’re hard to beat.
  107. Why did the wall join a band? It loved the sound of bricks and roll.
  108. What’s a wall’s favourite sweet? Wall-nuts in honey.
  109. Why do walls love to swim? They like to be wall-terproof.
  110. Why was the wall a great boss? It always stood firm.
  111. Why do walls hate fast food? They prefer something more concrete.
  112. What’s a wall’s favourite type of bird? The swallow, for its wall-skimming flight.
  113. Why did the wall go on a diet? It felt a little heavy.
  114. What’s a wall’s favourite salad? Brick-and-mortar salad.
  115. Why did the wall get an award? For being wall-rounded.
  116. What’s a wall’s favourite type of fish? Wall-ye.
  117. Why did the wall love to jog? It loved the wall-k in the park.
  118. Why do walls make great pets? They never leave your side.
  119. What do you call a wall with a cold? Wall-ergy.
  120. Why do walls love summer? They love to bask in the sun.
  121. Why are walls great writers? They have a way with words.
  122. Why did the wall get glasses? It wanted to improve its outlook.
  123. Why did the wall get a job? It wanted to be independent.
  124. What’s a wall’s favourite season? Wall-ter.
  125. Why are walls good at yoga? They’re flexible.
  126. Why was the wall a great actor? It could play any role.
  127. Why do walls love the forest? They love the sound of leaves rustling against their surface.
  128. What’s a wall’s favourite pastime? Wall-ching TV.
  129. Why do walls make great boyfriends? They’re always there for you.
  130. Why was the wall a great cook? It knew how to spice things up.
  131. What’s a wall’s favourite type of movie? A wall-drama.
  132. Why did the wall love to dance? It loved the wall-tz.
  133. Why are walls never stressed? They always stay grounded.
  134. What’s a wall’s favourite type of tea? Wall-nut blend.
  135. Why was the wall a great comedian? It always broke down in laughter.
  136. Why do walls make great teachers? They’re firm, yet understanding.
  137. What’s a wall’s favourite animal? A wall-rus.
  138. Why do walls love the sea? They like to feel the waves crash against them.
  139. Why did the wall become a superhero? It loved to protect.
  140. What’s a wall’s favourite type of soup? Wall-nut bisque.
  141. Why are walls great listeners? They never inter-wall-pt.
  142. Why was the wall a great singer? It knew how to hit the high notes.
  143. What’s a wall’s favourite type of tree? A wall-nut tree.
  144. Why do walls love the winter? They love to chill.
  145. Why did the wall become a rapper? It loved the beat.
  146. What’s a wall’s favourite type of cheese? Wall-cester.
  147. Why did the wall start a blog? It had a lot to say.
  148. Why was the wall a great teammate? It never lets anyone down.
  149. What do you call a wall that loves to party? A wall-flower.
  150. Why are walls great dancers? They always know how to break it down.

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