150 transformers jokes

  1. Why don’t Decepticons ever play cards? Because Optimus Prime always holds the Trump card!
  2. Why did Bumblebee become a gardener? Because he heard he had a green thumb drive.
  3. Why doesn’t Megatron use social media? Because he’s afraid of too many followers!
  4. Why was Optimus Prime always good in school? Because he could always “transform” complex problems into simple ones!
  5. How do Autobots freshen their breath? With Cyber-mints!
  6. Why don’t Autobots ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re a semi-truck!
  7. What did Optimus Prime say when he saw a ghost? “I Autobot bust that ghost!”
  8. Why did Bumblebee join the music band? Because he found his own “transforming” rhythm!
  9. What does Starscream use to keep his pants up? His Decepti-belt!
  10. What did the Autobot say to his Valentine? “You auto be my love!”
  11. Why does Optimus Prime never play chess? Because he’s always the king, never a pawn!
  12. Why does Soundwave never talk in secret? Because he’s always on speaker!
  13. Why do Decepticons never tell the truth? Because they’re Deceptive-cons!
  14. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
  15. What’s the Autobots’ favorite time of the day? Prime time!
  16. What does Optimus use when he gets a cut? Autoband-aids!
  17. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about transforming shapes!
  18. What does Megatron use to bake cookies? His Decepti-pan!
  19. Why don’t Transformers use iPhones? Because they’re afraid Siri might be a Decepticon!
  20. Why does Bumblebee always win at poker? Because he always has a “transformer” up his sleeve!
  21. What do Autobots use to drink coffee? Optimugs!
  22. What’s Starscream’s favorite dessert? Scream-berries!
  23. What does Optimus Prime use to write his essays? Autopencils!
  24. Why did Bumblebee go to art school? Because he wanted to draw more than Autobots and Decepticons!
  25. Why was Megatron kicked out of the library? Because he was caught scanning!
  26. Why did Optimus Prime cross the road? To transform the other side!
  27. How does Shockwave greet his friends? He gives them a high-five with all four fingers!
  28. Why do Decepticons never finish marathons? Because they always take the wrong Starscream!
  29. Why was Ratchet never late for school? Because he always “fixed” his alarm clock!
  30. Why did Bumblebee get a promotion? He’s not afraid to “transform” the company!
  31. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite drink? Primo Coffee!
  32. Why was Starscream not invited to the party? Because he’s always a blast!
  33. What’s Megatron’s favorite day of the week? Decepti-con-day!
  34. How does Optimus Prime cut his pizza? With his autoblade!
  35. Why doesn’t Bumblebee ever forget? Because he has his memory stored in his hard drive!
  36. Why did Soundwave start a band? He wanted to “transform” the music industry!
  37. Why does Optimus Prime always carry an umbrella? Because he wants to stay “Prime and dry!”
  38. How does Bumblebee communicate with bees? He buzzes in their language!
  39. Why don’t Autobots go to the beach? Because they don’t want to get a sunstreak!
  40. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of fish? Decepti-conger eel!
  41. What kind of vehicle does Optimus Prime dislike the most? Autostop buses!
  42. Why does Bumblebee always win at tic-tac-toe? Because he always takes the “prime” spot!
  43. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite fruit? Primegranates!
  44. Why did Megatron go to the optician? Because he wanted to “transform” his vision!
  45. Why did Starscream go to the comedy club? Because he wanted to “transform” his sense of humor!
  46. Why did Soundwave become a teacher? He wanted to “transform” education!
  47. How does Bumblebee stay fit? With transform-aerobics!
  48. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite sport? Prime-ary school football!
  49. Why doesn’t Megatron write with a pen? Because he prefers Decepti-construction paper!
  50. Why did Optimus Prime refuse to play football? He didn’t want to get a touch-down!
  51. What does Megatron put in his coffee? Decepti-cream!
  52. What do Decepticons use to light up their rooms? Starscreams!
  53. How does Bumblebee like his steak? Well-transformed!
  54. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite TV show? “Prime Minister’s Questions!”
  55. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of shoes? Decepti-clogs!
  56. What is Bumblebee’s favorite time of the year? Spring, because everything is transforming!
  57. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite board game? Prime-opoly!
  58. What’s Megatron’s favorite cereal? Decepti-cornflakes!
  59. Why did Bumblebee go to the disco? Because he wanted to “transform” his dance moves!
  60. What does Optimus Prime use to comb his hair? An Autocomb!
  61. What’s Megatron’s favorite animal? Decepti-cobra!
  62. Why is Bumblebee so popular? Because he always makes a “beeline” for the limelight!
  63. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite pasta? Prime-a-roni!
  64. What’s Megatron’s favorite book? “Decepti-connection: A Guide to Deceptive Communication!”
  65. Why did Bumblebee join the circus? Because he wanted to “transform” his acrobatic skills!
  66. What does Optimus Prime eat for breakfast? Optimost cereal!
  67. What’s Megatron’s favorite movie? “The Decepti-con Artist!”
  68. Why did Bumblebee start a blog? He wanted to “transform” online content!
  69. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite salad? Prime-avera!
  70. What’s Megatron’s favorite flower? Decepti-coneflower!
  71. Why is Bumblebee a great DJ? Because he always “transforms” the party!
  72. What does Optimus Prime put on his toast? Primalade!
  73. What’s Megatron’s favorite holiday? Decepti-Christmas!
  74. Why did Bumblebee become a detective? Because he could always “transform” evidence into clues!
  75. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite song? “Prime Time of Your Life!”
  76. What’s Megatron’s favorite ice cream flavor? Decepti-cone!
  77. Why did Bumblebee become a chef? Because he could “transform” any ingredients into a delicious meal!
  78. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite restaurant? Prime Rib House!
  79. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of music? Decepti-classical!
  80. Why did Bumblebee start playing chess? Because he could “transform” pawns into queens!
  81. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of dog? Prime-eranian!
  82. What’s Megatron’s favorite car? Decepti-corvette!
  83. Why did Bumblebee go to space? He wanted to “transform” his perspective!
  84. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of fish? Prime-an cichlid!
  85. What’s Megatron’s favorite insect? Decepti-cockroach!
  86. Why did Bumblebee start playing soccer? Because he could “transform” kicks into goals!
  87. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite video game? Primecraft!
  88. What’s Megatron’s favorite dessert? Decepti-cone ice cream!
  89. Why did Bumblebee start playing the piano? He wanted to “transform” keys into melodies!
  90. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite dance? Prime Tango!
  91. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of bird? Decepti-condor!
  92. Why did Bumblebee start painting? He wanted to “transform” colors into art!
  93. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of tree? Prime Pine!
  94. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of cat? Decepti-cougar!
  95. Why did Bumblebee start running marathons? Because he wanted to “transform” steps into miles!
  96. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite superhero? Primesman!
  97. What’s Megatron’s favorite kind of bear? Decepti-koala!
  98. Why did Bumblebee start writing poetry? He wanted to “transform” words into emotions!
  99. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of tea? Primint!
  100. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of boat? Decepti-canoe!
  101. Why did Bumblebee start singing? Because he wanted to “transform” notes into songs!
  102. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite candy? Prime drops!
  103. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of hat? Decepti-cap!
  104. Why did Bumblebee start sculpting? He wanted to “transform” clay into statues!
  105. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of pants? Prime Jeans!
  106. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of shirt? Decepti-collar!
  107. Why did Bumblebee start making wine? He wanted to “transform” grapes into Pinot Noir!
  108. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite mountain? Prime-est Peak!
  109. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of breakfast? Decepti-crêpes!
  110. Why did Bumblebee start brewing beer? He wanted to “transform” hops into Ale!
  111. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite city? Primetown!
  112. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of wine? Decepti-Cabernet!
  113. Why did Bumblebee start knitting? He wanted to “transform” yarn into sweaters!
  114. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite dessert? Primerry Pie!
  115. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of coffee? Decepti-cappuccino!
  116. Why did Bumblebee start baking? He wanted to “transform” dough into bread!
  117. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of beer? Prime Ale!
  118. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of watch? Decepti-Casio!
  119. Why did Bumblebee start climbing? He wanted to “transform” heights into achievements!
  120. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of burger? Prime Beef!
  121. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of shoe? Decepti-clarks!
  122. Why did Bumblebee start flying kites? He wanted to “transform” wind into fun!
  123. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of salad? Primixed Greens!
  124. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of camera? Decepti-Canon!
  125. Why did Bumblebee start hiking? He wanted to “transform” trails into adventures!
  126. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of sushi? Prime Tuna Roll!
  127. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of sandwich? Decepti-Club!
  128. Why did Bumblebee start swimming? He wanted to “transform” strokes into laps!
  129. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of pizza? Primavera!
  130. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of pasta? Decepti-carbonara!
  131. Why did Bumblebee start cycling? He wanted to “transform” pedals into miles!
  132. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of soup? Prime Rib Soup!
  133. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of tea? Decepti-chai!
  134. Why did Bumblebee start diving? He wanted to “transform” plunges into depths!
  135. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of donut? Primerry Glaze!
  136. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of juice? Decepti-cranberry!
  137. Why did Bumblebee start surfing? He wanted to “transform” waves into rides!
  138. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of cake? Primella Layered Cake!
  139. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of cheese? Decepti-camembert!
  140. Why did Bumblebee start kayaking? He wanted to “transform” paddles into journeys!
  141. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of fish to catch? Prime-ary Tuna!
  142. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of pie? Decepti-cherry!
  143. Why did Bumblebee start paragliding? He wanted to “transform” winds into flights!
  144. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of BBQ meat? Prime Rib!
  145. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of steak? Decepti-T-bone!
  146. Why did Bumblebee start rock climbing? He wanted to “transform” grips into ascents!
  147. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of nut? Primed Almonds!
  148. What’s Megatron’s favorite type of sausage? Decepti-Cumberland!
  149. Why did Bumblebee start bungee jumping? He wanted to “transform” fear into thrill!
  150. What’s Optimus Prime’s favorite type of chocolate? Prima-choco!

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